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By *ushNW OP Woman
over a year ago

Salford

Anyone else do a little sex wee at the Haka

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Yep

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Just a bit...

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By *estSussexGuy76Man
over a year ago

copthorne

"Anyone else do a little sex wee at the Haka

It's unreal pure goosebumps love it!!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I'd be shiting myself on the other team at that moment haha

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

My uncle was in the forces and spent years in and around those polynesian areas he learned the haka and tought me it ..he uses it for his party piece when hes had a drink (everytime without fail)....I feel silly so never done it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get emotional at haka especially wedding and funeral ones

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I get emotional at haka especially wedding and funeral ones "
Jason momoa did one with his kids and cast at the opening of aqua man.. I imagine a lot of ladies went mad

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I get emotional at haka especially wedding and funeral ones "

Jonah Lomus funeral haka is very emotional.

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By *ushNW OP Woman
over a year ago

Salford

To move away from the funeral theme

If there’s a party night with guys doing the haka put my name on the list lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone else do a little sex wee at the Haka

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nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The haka is amazing and gives me goosebumps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The haka is amazing and gives me goosebumps "
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I thought you were an international Hitman( on another thread)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The haka is amazing and gives me goosebumps .

I thought you were an international Hitman( on another thread)"

Which thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The haka is amazing and gives me goosebumps .

I thought you were an international Hitman( on another thread)

Which thread? "
top 1 "the first line of your new story".. about 20 posts down tee-hee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The haka is amazing and gives me goosebumps .

I thought you were an international Hitman( on another thread)

Which thread? top 1 "the first line of your new story".. about 20 posts down tee-hee"

Sorry you've lost me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The haka is amazing and gives me goosebumps .

I thought you were an international Hitman( on another thread)

Which thread? top 1 "the first line of your new story".. about 20 posts down tee-hee

Sorry you've lost me"

the thread titled "the first line of your new book"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone else do a little sex wee at the Haka

nope "

also nope..just checked

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By *estSussexGuy76Man
over a year ago

copthorne

"I get emotional at haka especially wedding and funeral ones "

You ever seen the school boy one for their teacher

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I get emotional at haka especially wedding and funeral ones

Jonah Lomus funeral haka is very emotional. "
just watched to see and yes .. I don't know how they kept face. Did you see Jason momoas haka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The haka is amazing and gives me goosebumps .

I thought you were an international Hitman( on another thread)

Which thread? top 1 "the first line of your new story".. about 20 posts down tee-hee

Sorry you've lost me

the thread titled "the first line of your new book""

I never commented on that thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The haka is amazing and gives me goosebumps .

I thought you were an international Hitman( on another thread)

Which thread? top 1 "the first line of your new story".. about 20 posts down tee-hee

Sorry you've lost me

the thread titled "the first line of your new book"

I never commented on that thread? "

Ahhhhhh iv just read it

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

My nickname is Hakka.

I thought this was my appreciation thread. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goose bumps every time. Just reminds me of home....

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

No. It's a group of men shouting threateningly at another group of men. I don't find it appealing when that happens in Redhill town centre and it's no better before the violence of a rugby match.

(I should point out I despise rugby having been forced to play it for years at school and regularly getting the shit kicked out of me, but hey that's sport so it's just fine.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get emotional at haka especially wedding and funeral ones

You ever seen the school boy one for their teacher "

Yeah I balled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get emotional at haka especially wedding and funeral ones

Jonah Lomus funeral haka is very emotional. "

I will watch it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get emotional at haka especially wedding and funeral ones

Jonah Lomus funeral haka is very emotional. "
really how did he die omg he was very young?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are the hairy men

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I get emotional at haka especially wedding and funeral ones

Jonah Lomus funeral haka is very emotional. really how did he die omg he was very young? "

He was 40, died in 2015 of a heart attack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being exforces I have been on the other team seeing that haka done literally meters away from you you do feel intimidated but also a bit of a let down to the crowd as you have nothing to come back with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get emotional at haka especially wedding and funeral ones

Jonah Lomus funeral haka is very emotional.

I will watch it"

Yeah balled again what a send off

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

"Being exforces I have been on the other team seeing that haka done literally meters away from you you do feel intimidated but also a bit of a let down to the crowd as you have nothing to come back with "

It's just their version of Morris Dancing but with more shouting and angry faces so get your bells on and bang some sticks together, it will put them right off their game.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some how I doubt it would be as terrifying as the traditional Polynesian war dance

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

"Some how I doubt it would be as terrifying as the traditional Polynesian war dance"

I never said they'd be terrified, probably bemused or weirded out maybe.

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

I don't really see the point of it. You're not allowed respond to it anyway.

I really dont know how it intimidates people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone else do a little sex wee at the Haka

Nope.

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

"Jason momoa did one with his kids and cast at the opening of aqua man.. I imagine a lot of ladies went mad

Yeah, I didn't like that. White people are not allowed get away with appropriating other peoples cultures so why did he get away with it?

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By *urning the kinkMan
over a year ago

bristol

"I get emotional at haka especially wedding and funeral ones

Jonah Lomus funeral haka is very emotional. "

I was in tears watching that

The passion was incredible

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Jason momoa did one with his kids and cast at the opening of aqua man.. I imagine a lot of ladies went mad

Yeah, I didn't like that. White people are not allowed get away with appropriating other peoples cultures so why did he get away with it?"
erm.... maybe because hes from Hawaii which is polynesian which is where the haka comes from ..

The same as Dwayne johnson doing it in new movie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup. My mum got the NZ Navy 7's team to do it for me.

Sounds bizarre, but true, they weren't going to do it at Dubai 7's, but she had a word.

I'd been playing for the Qatar expats Mens 7s team aged 14. Someone spotted I was underage and demanded I be kicked of the team at the Final of Local Gulf Team Tournament.

Devastated wasnt the word.

The NZ Navy gave me a special mention just before they did the Haka they weren't going to do.

It always gives me a shot of adrenaline.

I read someone mentioning Jonah Lomu's funeral, which I agree was very upsetting. For me it pales into insignificance (no offence Jonah) when compared to NZ Infantry sending off two of their Brothers who'd died in Afghanistan. A whole squadron of emotional men performing the Haka was enough to bring tears to my eyes.

RIP dudes.

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By *AYENCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"I don't really see the point of it. You're not allowed respond to it anyway.

I really dont know how it intimidates people. "

This ^^^ - really fucking annoys me. Perhaps all teams should insist on doing some silly pre-match dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didnt England respond once by facing them in a line, when the Kiwis had finished their dance, as one England took one step forward....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't really see the point of it. You're not allowed respond to it anyway.

I really dont know how it intimidates people.

This ^^^ - really fucking annoys me. Perhaps all teams should insist on doing some silly pre-match dance

Its culture, history and WOULD scare you, if you had to face it.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I don't really see the point of it. You're not allowed respond to it anyway.

I really dont know how it intimidates people.

This ^^^ - really fucking annoys me. Perhaps all teams should insist on doing some silly pre-match dance

Its culture, history and WOULD scare you, if you had to face it."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Didnt England respond once by facing them in a line, when the Kiwis had finished their dance, as one England took one step forward.... "

France did that, quite disrespectful if you ask me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't really see the point of it. You're not allowed respond to it anyway.

I really dont know how it intimidates people.

This ^^^ - really fucking annoys me. Perhaps all teams should insist on doing some silly pre-match dance

Its culture, history and WOULD scare you, if you had to face it."

Also, its representing the original inhabitants of the island, whereas their national anthem doesn't.

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By *atonMan
over a year ago

barnet

I reckon the English should do a morris dance in response..that would intimidate the all blacks

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By *illiamMeetsMan
over a year ago

sunnyside

"I reckon the English should do a morris dance in response..that would intimidate the all blacks"

That would get so many online views

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anglosaxon/Viking Shieldwall? I'm sure we had war dances of our own, shame they're lost to time.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I reckon the English should do a morris dance in response..that would intimidate the all blacks"

Nothing quite as intimidating as a bladder on a stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Didnt England respond once by facing them in a line, when the Kiwis had finished their dance, as one England took one step forward.... "

Not sure about England doing it, but Munster did. It’s on YouTube and it’s worth a look

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By *AYENCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"I don't really see the point of it. You're not allowed respond to it anyway.

I really dont know how it intimidates people.

This ^^^ - really fucking annoys me. Perhaps all teams should insist on doing some silly pre-match dance

Its culture, history and WOULD scare you, if you had to face it."

Lol, if I HAD to face them I would be an international athlete at the top of my game! If I was then intimidated by their silly dance I would resign in disgrace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Didnt England respond once by facing them in a line, when the Kiwis had finished their dance, as one England took one step forward....

Not sure about England doing it, but Munster did. It’s on YouTube and it’s worth a look

In 1987 Ireland fronted up to the Haka in Lansdowne Road.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't really see the point of it. You're not allowed respond to it anyway.

I really dont know how it intimidates people.

This ^^^ - really fucking annoys me. Perhaps all teams should insist on doing some silly pre-match dance

Its culture, history and WOULD scare you, if you had to face it.

Lol, if I HAD to face them I would be an international athlete at the top of my game! If I was then intimidated by their silly dance I would resign in disgrace

You say that, but wait till you put the boots on. It intimidated the Royal Navy Marines who had rifles.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Anglosaxon/Viking Shieldwall? I'm sure we had war dances of our own, shame they're lost to time."

I'm sure we'd be told that it wouldn't be politically correct for us to do similar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To all the big people saying it's wank or isn't intimidating. I call bullshit! The haka is a war dance and is intimidating. Those men are pumped doing that. It's national pride. It's slitting throats. You'd piss yourself! And if you were still that big brave man, then you be brought back to reality in the first tackle. BOOM.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anglosaxon/Viking Shieldwall? I'm sure we had war dances of our own, shame they're lost to time.

I'm sure we'd be told that it wouldn't be politically correct for us to do similar. "

Not from those days. Not that far back. There is a cut off point somewhere.

It's when we brag about all the Rule Brittania bollocks and casually forget our current global position is down to exploiting other peoples, other nations. Built off the back of slaves. Yet close enough in time to sting those whose family were effected.

Perhaps if we taught the darker side of our history, we'd be less likely to brag and boast about shite that had nothing to do with us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I laugh at there pitiful war dance i wanna see if the spain team do the macarena

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I laugh at there pitiful war dance i wanna see if the spain team do the macarena"

That'd be the Benidorm expatriate team

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By *AYENCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"I don't really see the point of it. You're not allowed respond to it anyway.

I really dont know how it intimidates people.

This ^^^ - really fucking annoys me. Perhaps all teams should insist on doing some silly pre-match dance

Its culture, history and WOULD scare you, if you had to face it.

Lol, if I HAD to face them I would be an international athlete at the top of my game! If I was then intimidated by their silly dance I would resign in disgrace

You say that, but wait till you put the boots on. It intimidated the Royal Navy Marines who had rifles."

Lol, you've suddenly changed the context - it's a game of rugby!!!

And if it really IS intimidating why are they allowed an unfair advantage?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Anglosaxon/Viking Shieldwall? I'm sure we had war dances of our own, shame they're lost to time.

I'm sure we'd be told that it wouldn't be politically correct for us to do similar.

Not from those days. Not that far back. There is a cut off point somewhere.

Perhaps if we taught the darker side of our history, we'd be less likely to brag and boast about shite that had nothing to do with us?"

I know right?! Why can't our history be snow white like all the other countries?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anglosaxon/Viking Shieldwall? I'm sure we had war dances of our own, shame they're lost to time.

I'm sure we'd be told that it wouldn't be politically correct for us to do similar.

Not from those days. Not that far back. There is a cut off point somewhere.

Perhaps if we taught the darker side of our history, we'd be less likely to brag and boast about shite that had nothing to do with us?

I know right?! Why can't our history be snow white like all the other countries? "

Lol.. hardly. All modern nations are guilty of hiding their darker past, glorifying the good bits, casually forgetting the genocides on their path up the global ladder.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Anglosaxon/Viking Shieldwall? I'm sure we had war dances of our own, shame they're lost to time.

I'm sure we'd be told that it wouldn't be politically correct for us to do similar.

Not from those days. Not that far back. There is a cut off point somewhere.

Perhaps if we taught the darker side of our history, we'd be less likely to brag and boast about shite that had nothing to do with us?

I know right?! Why can't our history be snow white like all the other countries?

Lol.. hardly. All modern nations are guilty of hiding their darker past, glorifying the good bits, casually forgetting the genocides on their path up the global ladder."

Im sure no one ever got hurt after a Haka....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Didnt England respond once by facing them in a line, when the Kiwis had finished their dance, as one England took one step forward....

Not sure about England doing it, but Munster did. It’s on YouTube and it’s worth a look

In 1987 Ireland fronted up to the Haka in Lansdowne Road. "

And the Figure 8 for Axel in Chicago could be counted too, I guess. I was lucky enough to witness that in the flesh. Spine tingling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anglosaxon/Viking Shieldwall? I'm sure we had war dances of our own, shame they're lost to time.

I'm sure we'd be told that it wouldn't be politically correct for us to do similar.

Not from those days. Not that far back. There is a cut off point somewhere.

Perhaps if we taught the darker side of our history, we'd be less likely to brag and boast about shite that had nothing to do with us?

I know right?! Why can't our history be snow white like all the other countries?

Lol.. hardly. All modern nations are guilty of hiding their darker past, glorifying the good bits, casually forgetting the genocides on their path up the global ladder.

Im sure no one ever got hurt after a Haka....

I see your point. If we had a war dance as old as the Haka, I'd definately defend it's use in rugby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haka" is just a general term for a song and dance, there are various types. The one the All Blacks use only goes back to early 20th century, so hardly an ancient tradition or even part of Maori culture. In fact, there are a few notable Maoris who disagree with the rugby team doing it and have called it cultural appropriation, especially when performed by non-

Maori heritage members of the team.

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By *AYENCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Why even play rugby at all, could just be one big gurning and dancing competition

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

"Its culture, history and WOULD scare you, if you had to face it."

Maybe. It didn't stop them being colonized.

As Frankie Boyle once said, "Gun beats spear."

Sad but true. Anyway, it's only a harmless ritual. If it turns you on, instead of scaring you, it's probably just a kink. Like all that BDSM stuff.

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

"Im sure no one ever got hurt after a Haka....

In the 1800's, I can assure you they did.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Anglosaxon/Viking Shieldwall? I'm sure we had war dances of our own, shame they're lost to time.

I'm sure we'd be told that it wouldn't be politically correct for us to do similar.

Not from those days. Not that far back. There is a cut off point somewhere.

Perhaps if we taught the darker side of our history, we'd be less likely to brag and boast about shite that had nothing to do with us?

I know right?! Why can't our history be snow white like all the other countries?

Lol.. hardly. All modern nations are guilty of hiding their darker past, glorifying the good bits, casually forgetting the genocides on their path up the global ladder.

Im sure no one ever got hurt after a Haka....

I see your point. If we had a war dance as old as the Haka, I'd definately defend it's use in rugby. "

Morris dance for the win!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anglosaxon/Viking Shieldwall? I'm sure we had war dances of our own, shame they're lost to time.

I'm sure we'd be told that it wouldn't be politically correct for us to do similar.

Not from those days. Not that far back. There is a cut off point somewhere.

Perhaps if we taught the darker side of our history, we'd be less likely to brag and boast about shite that had nothing to do with us?

I know right?! Why can't our history be snow white like all the other countries?

Lol.. hardly. All modern nations are guilty of hiding their darker past, glorifying the good bits, casually forgetting the genocides on their path up the global ladder.

Im sure no one ever got hurt after a Haka....

I see your point. If we had a war dance as old as the Haka, I'd definately defend it's use in rugby.

Morris dance for the win!

Agreed

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