FabSwingers.com forum: What do you mainly use your Servants for ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cleaning the Bentley.

Taking my child (forget it's name) to school.

Polishing my knobs

.And you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To go to work for me

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

My servant brushes her teeth with my knob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My servant brushes her teeth with my knob

I do not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My last one died. I never like to say what of...

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Keeping the riff-raff under control

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My servant brushes her teeth with my knob

I do not

Good one

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"My servant brushes her teeth with my knob

I do not

Not you, the other one. You wash it with your boobies after I’ve finished

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By *ay4realstr8TV/TS
over a year ago

hoyland

"My last one died. I never like to say what of... "

What of??????????

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

Human Jenga games.

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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago

north and south

"Human Jenga games."
washing the windows naked, that helps the neighbours to call in for extra sugar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wiping my arse.

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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago

north and south

"Wiping my arse. "
cleaning my Leslie sorry cleaning my bent mind

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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago

north and south

"Wiping my arse. cleaning my Leslie sorry cleaning my bent mind"
Bentley that should say any slaves free to travel here Ireland

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

Cleaning the grooves on the hardwood floor with a toothpick... oh and polishing the cupboards with balls of wool

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

pheasant plucking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 2. One that answers my every demand when I clap, and one that claps for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I told one of my servants to go outside and water the plants.

he said it's already raining ,so I told him .."take the umbrella"

(you cant get the starf)!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Archery practice..

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

" pheasant plucking"

And pleasant phucking.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Sex obviously

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Sex obviously

No messages please I’m joking

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Sex obviously

No messages please I’m joking

Yeah yeah Babs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Completing my interaction on here, they'd be far more entertaining and efficient than me

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Sex obviously

No messages please I’m joking

Yeah yeah Babs

I’d sell my granny for a servant Pink

Ps I don’t actually have a granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex obviously

No messages please I’m joking

Yeah yeah Babs

I’d sell my fanny for a servant Pink

Ps I don’t actually have a fanny

You think you know someone and then...

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Sex obviously

No messages please I’m joking

Yeah yeah Babs

I’d sell my fanny for a servant Pink

Ps I don’t actually have a fanny

You think you know someone and then..."

I’ll prove I do

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Sex obviously

No messages please I’m joking

Yeah yeah Babs

I’d sell my fanny for a servant Pink

Ps I don’t actually have a fanny

You think you know someone and then..."

I know she’s a wrong un

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Sex obviously

No messages please I’m joking

Yeah yeah Babs

I’d sell my fanny for a servant Pink

Ps I don’t actually have a fanny

You think you know someone and then...

I’ll prove I do

Babs!!!!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Sex obviously

No messages please I’m joking

Yeah yeah Babs

I’d sell my fanny for a servant Pink

Ps I don’t actually have a fanny

You think you know someone and then...

I’ll prove I do

Babs!!!!

Oops wrong emoji

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Sex obviously

No messages please I’m joking

Yeah yeah Babs

I’d sell my fanny for a servant Pink

Ps I don’t actually have a fanny

You think you know someone and then...

I know she’s a wrong un

So wrong I must be right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex obviously

No messages please I’m joking

Yeah yeah Babs

I’d sell my fanny for a servant Pink

Ps I don’t actually have a fanny

You think you know someone and then...

I’ll prove I do

Oh... hello

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Sex obviously

No messages please I’m joking

Yeah yeah Babs

I’d sell my fanny for a servant Pink

Ps I don’t actually have a fanny

You think you know someone and then...

I know she’s a wrong un

So wrong I must be right

Don’t let Lord know that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sex obviously

No messages please I’m joking

Yeah yeah Babs

I’d sell my fanny for a servant Pink

Ps I don’t actually have a fanny

You think you know someone and then...

I know she’s a wrong un

So wrong I must be right

Don’t let Lord know that

"
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you rang m'lord( another servant!)

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

As a towel rail.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Watching the football ..I cannot stand the game.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking of course !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Taking the litter out.

The foxhounds leave puppies everywhere.tally-ho

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I send one servent "Jeeves" to get my After Eight mints from that working class riff raff place.. Harrods.

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

I dont do servants...

Just have slaves

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By *hezuMan
over a year ago

London

Laugh at all my jokes

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By *oxymTV/TS
over a year ago

cramlington

I serve all

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

My servant types my fab posts .............I fcking hate this bitch twat cow......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My servant types my fab posts .............I fcking hate this bitch twat cow......"

Have your servant call me, she seems cool

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"My servant types my fab posts .............I fcking hate this bitch twat cow......

Have your servant call me, she seems cool

Oiiiiiiiiiiiii you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tasting poisoned food.

P.s. there is a vacancy

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

Tidying my garden... trimming the Bush...

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

I got a 7' one comes in once a week to wash the 4x4.

I'm only 5'8" & feel a bit of a tit standing on the doorsills to do the roof!

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