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By *urning the kink OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

Is like a scale for hung men.

How do you describe a tiny cock would it be ssssmmme or ssmme ?

Friend of mine wants to know

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Isn’t it termed a Chode?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn’t it termed a Chode? "

Chode is a fat stumpy cock

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Isn’t it termed a Chode?

Chode is a fat stumpy cock "

James Corden?

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By *irky_coupleCouple
over a year ago

kirky

Isn’t it termed a Chode?

Chode is a fat stumpy cock

James Corden? "
that's just a cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn’t it termed a Chode?

Chode is a fat stumpy cock

James Corden? "

? This ? ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NVWEAA

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"NVWEAA"

Haha

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

How do you describe a tiny cock would it be ssssmmme or ssmme ?

Hung like a Chinese mouse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there any ratings for pussies? I mean yes guys are always getting sized up but then theres some very scary looking fannies on here

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Is there any ratings for pussies? I mean yes guys are always getting sized up but then theres some very scary looking fannies on here

That would be the Wizards’ Sleeve Scale.

I believe that a ‘Gandalf’ is the most roomy shall we say.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tiny

adequate

mmm hits the spot nicely

it's a tight fit

that monster's not going in me

you said it was 10in, more like 10cm

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Half an inch - makes her flinch,

An inch and a half - makes her laugh.....’

I forgot the rest; Anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donkeys yawn???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am very big. But truly believe that connection is a far greater driver for enjoyment than the size of our bits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chipolata

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know it’s Nubber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know it’s Nubber"

K4 you know there is nothing nubber about you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Self certification is a very dangerous thing on fab....

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

Scale:-

1. Cocktail

2. Chipolata

3. Frankfurter

4. Beef sausage

5. Pork sausage

6. Bratwurst

7. Foot long.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Wow body shaming of men with small cocks you all must be very proud of yourselves.

( Slow hand clap)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there any ratings for pussies? I mean yes guys are always getting sized up but then theres some very scary looking fannies on here

Outrageous statement of fact! How bloody dare you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow body shaming of men with small cocks you all must be very proud of yourselves.

( Slow hand clap)

Can i say some of the best experiences i have had have are not with vwe men....the g spot does not need huge to be reached!

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By *reemindCoolMan
over a year ago

between Barnsley and Wakefield

Mersey Tunnel on the large size lol

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By *uckieboy10Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I've got a good size but a wee tongue and have had a mouth full xx

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

"‘Half an inch - makes her flinch,

An inch and a half - makes her laugh.....’

I forgot the rest; Anyone?"

If its three.

You will have a life of been single and free.

Any less than four.

She will show you the door.

With only five.

Learn how to muf dive.

Even with six

You still need to know some tricks.

If you have seven.

Its still small compared to a cock thats eleven.

A big eight.

Means lots of offers for a date.

A man with nine.

Has no need to wine or dine.

The envy of men.

Is a big thick ten.

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

More than two handfuls is a waste.

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