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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the most bizarre things you have heard your partner say during sex?

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

What do you reckon to that light fitting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something about filling a crack...she may have been referring to the ceiling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cribbage board needs some new pegs

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Allah akbar..

Not even joking.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"My cribbage board needs some new pegs"

I’ve got the board if ya wana peg it But mines the travel version so you’ll have to bang them in hard

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Nothing that's been said to me but my girlfriend told me about one guy who said "ride me like a Blackpool donkey"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a say "who the fuck are you"

Incidentally she was d*unk...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

" Shit , wrong house "

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Allah akbar..

Not even joking."

Gesundheit

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I had a guy say "jeepers!" after he came for the second time

Cracked me up!

Mrs TMN x

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Last night I shouted "Stephen Kinnock!" during sex because I had heard him on the radio, remembered his surname and couldn't think what his first name was. Then it came to me.

Luke

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

My jaw is starting to ache.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reminds me of the Only Fools and Horses scene......."what do you want for dinner tomorrow?"

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Him: ' I know your tired and you've got an early start and you only want to cuddle, but would you mind if I put my finger between your knees

Her: ' What ? Whatever, ok, but no funny busi....wait, that's not between my knees !'

Him: ' It's ok, don't worry, that's not my finger'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had some make some strain ge noises that sounded like they could have been possessed

but not actually say anything bizzar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bogies BOGIES

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancies a kebab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Altho i just shouted im king of the outback mid blow job as we were in a beautiful spot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God you are wet

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Have you got one in a smaller size.

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