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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lets firstly assume the body in the bath had nothing to do with the parrott"

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘The vicars’ trousers had never fallen to his knees with such celerity.....’

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

I was approached by a silhouette of a man with 20 dick picture...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No one suspected the aliens would arrive hidden in light waves"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was a small child, I used to sneak into my father's study and leaf through the papers on his desk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My current cell is a mere 6ft x 8ft with a hole in the ground.

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By *rAngleseyMan
over a year ago

Anglesey

It was late September & As I was reading the forum, I felt myself dozing off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It was a typical day.. I was sat in a typical McDonald's finishing a typical burger...when suddenly it happened..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'It was the day after the attack. The planet was silet.'

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘John’s balls weighed heavy.....’

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By *as_no_ideaWoman
over a year ago

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An unexpected bang, made her cease from rifling in her drawers..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Annabelle was a friendly little lamb..Off she'd go..hopping across the field..then skipping..then hopping again.Her mum thought 'Annabelle is the liveliest lamb in all the world..off she goes across the field to see the children at the gate,I suppose I'll have to go fetch her'.Annabelle of course was far too busy skipping across to see the children..who ..in a lambs eyes ..needed to be investigated further...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He said it was all in, as his fist disappea_ed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was another one of those moments when you realised not everything was as you thought it was.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

The door slowly opened and I was faced with..

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By *oleydelMan
over a year ago

Manchester

The End.

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By *ouis CyphreMan
over a year ago

The Midlands

We are on our way to Budapest. Bastard and Chipo and Godknows and Sbho and Stina and me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The rain came down..the night was cold ...deathly cold...

On the doorstep hiding in the shadows was the ex private-eye now international hit man Dick Riprock.. with the Prime Minister due to pass this seedy corner of London..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As the door of number Ten opened..no one expected what would happen next...

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

It was a dark misty night in the car park, the fog was so thick you could barely make out the flashing lights but somewhere out there in the darkness I could see movement , what was it , I couldn’t make it out but then suddenly I saw something on the picnic bench.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

_______________________ in the begining

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"_______________________ in the begining"
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Ohh hardy har har

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gingerly, I removed the harmonica from my shit pipe, where every fart had produced a gentle melody...

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

There once was a little sausage named Baldrick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the beginning, God made Zipper....

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Rain streaked the window of my office, I took another slug from the scotch and wonde_ed how much was left in the bottle, safely tucked up in the bottom drawer when in walked trouble - blonde, as usual

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The moment I opened my eyes...It was there...big as a kangeroo, but no kangeroo I know,which wasn't many,ever held a ray gun to my...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It is now Ten years after World war 3,the so called'One-day war'.

The president of the U.K , Android 666,was arriving in his hover-car .. to the debris of London.. scanning the latest news of the Mars territories squabble..when..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was 6:12am as he watched his cock slowly inch over her still sleeping pussy which looked so peaceful in twilight, blissfully unaware of the rude awakening it was about to receive. Silently but purposefully his cock arched to full stretch and bellowed forth a forceful cukadoodledo that set her pussy's hair on end as it scurried in a bemused frenzy through the hole in the fence she had crawled through during the night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It was now Eight months into the royal romance.

.Cinderella was heavily pregnant...

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

it all started when i orde_ed....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The door slammed shut....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bonnet of the car provided some welcome heat against the November night chill. She momenterally was aware her nipples were warming and then her mind sharply focused when he stoped brushing the head of his cock against her clit and was now squeezing into her

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Prologue

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don't mean to scare you dear reader but have you checked the wardrobe today..

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

He squinted into the sun and watched as, wraith-like, her approaching form slowly twisted and solidified into a golden cornucopia of curves and abundance, and he felt his breath quicken and a stirring in his loins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down and I’d like to take a minute just sit right there. I’ll tell you how I become.....

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By *atisfying jackMan
over a year ago

Hereford

It was Erie silent after the carnage that had taken place mere seconds before.....

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

She was lucky; she only felt it the first time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's standing in the kitchen, looking out the large back windows.

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

This was the moment, heated with passion & desire, kissing him slowly with a moan of appreciation and realisation at how much his kisses really turned her on, she ........

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By *ackdd72Man
over a year ago

the valleys

By the time you read this I won't be here anymore...UNLOS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I got off the bus at the wrong stop, I tripped and fell into a puddle......

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘YOU MUTHER FUCKER!!!!!’ Utte_ed Reverend Smith......

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By *ikingCoolMan
over a year ago

carmarthen

Don't let people fuck with your emotions, certainly don't fuck with there's

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is the story of a blonde hai_ed blue eyed boy who wanted so much to be the prime of ministers..

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

The room was dimly lit.. but she could just see his silhouette .... his cock looked hard and huge as it stood to attention ... she knew this cock was gonna make her throat bleed. She loved the taste of blood....

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

it was a dark and stormy night...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As the cell door slammed shut, he surveyed the cramped conditions, feeling the cold of the tiled floor steal the heat from his naked body, hearing his new Mistress chuckling in a heartless manner "Thats another idiot that believes he can tame me"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that not wot snoopy wrote for his first line. Then he got stuck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Snoopy was brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The door slammed shut...."

And she walked away

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

"Honestly, this won't hurt a bit" she said. It was the last thing he remembe_ed as the handcuffs on his wrists and ankles were fastened to the iron bed frame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As her finger rested gently on the trigger, she thought about the chain of events that had brought her to this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This book is written for people who still believe in Santa Claus...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tom slumped on the bed. Had that really just happened?

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By *hisCharmingMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

The second Death Star is destroyed. The Emperor and his powerful enforcer, Darth Vader, are rumou_ed to be dead. The Galactic Empire is in chaos.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Call me Ismail

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Call me Ismail

I was going to call it

A Plagiariser's Tale

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Call me Ismail

I was going to call it

A Plagiariser's Tale"
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go for it... have a whale of a time

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Call me Ismail

I was going to call it

A Plagiariser's Tale .

go for it... have a whale of a time"

Don't think I'm being a bit of a Dick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He sta_ed at me, a mixed look of surprise and pain on his face, he grunted as I pulled my long blade from his gut and fell to the ground. 'That was easy' I thought, but then the roar reached me, looking up I saw the horde charging up the hill.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cheeky69 was only her code name..She was in fact an international assassin. ..let me tell you more...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How was it that I could feel his finger deep inside my rectum when both his hands were on my shoulders?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

First of all,I don't expect you to believe me...

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

And soon as the fist popped out the ass then..............

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

"And soon as the fist popped out the ass then.............."

There was an almighty fart

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"And soon as the fist popped out the ass then..............

There was an almighty fart "

No, this is a fictional novel not a factual one

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The stench of John’s fart was truly horrific and filled up the small elevator space in mere seconds....

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

June began to wretch .. when the stench hit her nose

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By *elliNevvaMan
over a year ago

London

"Wrists cove_ed in Mousaka and KY jelly, his fingers trembled as he reached for the knob, the Zamboni started first time much to his relief."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahahaha thanks for adding to my new villa fund

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Treat her with respect guys.....’

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"June began to wretch .. when the stench hit her nose "

So rather than peg the guy she stuck it on her nose

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

Once upon a time ……...

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

As the pain in his manhood subsided, he made a mental not to ever again tell her her bum did look big in those panties while she was giving him a blow job.

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

The two huge guys either side of me put their arms around me and pulled me in tight, locking me into their vice-like grip...I love playing in the front row.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/09/19 13:29:18]

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

The inner hatch began to deform as the vacuum of space overwhelmed the fatigued metal; Tony Blair clutched at his Rosary beads as Gordon Brown, David Cameron, Theresa May and Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson began to argue and accuse each other for the cost cutting prior to England's first parliamentary moon shot.

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

It all started in 1964, when I fell out of my mums vagina

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I cannot repeat this ..the place is wi_ed ..The Russian codeword is Red Monkey..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You took one mouth full then begged for more

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By *layer oneMan
over a year ago

mirfield

This may be a true story but it’s up to you to find out what is fantasy

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

He was an insignificant, shy and retiring chap. He dithe_ed and took the plunge and signed up to a mythical place that goes by the name of FAB.

Within hours of joining, he had women sending him messages asking to meet him, asking if he'll fuck them when they meet. He was offe_ed more sex than he'd ever had in his long and boring life.

He rolled over and let out a huge fart, which woke him up from his dreams. He then realised that the chance of him ever receiving a message from a woman was lower than a slug's testicles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The story your about to read is the truth...

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Jim has never previously experienced such an uncomfortable bout of Hemorrhoids....

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By *loudF7Man
over a year ago

South East

The expanse of space stretched out before him, through the viewing glass, behind him the silence echoed....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I slipped into unconsciousness

With his cock still pumping inside and his hands around my neck, I realized he had squeezed just a little too hard.

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By *terobs6869Man
over a year ago

Llandudno

As she stepped from the train into the pouring rain, Hannah had less than an hour of innocence left...

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

before he, the ticket inspector fined her for having no ticket

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I seek forgiveness for what I'm about to confess...

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Dave recoiled back from the malodorous stench that emitted from the thick film of smegma upon his cock....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dave recoiled back from the malodorous stench that emitted from the thick film of smegma upon his cock...."
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now have you been copying straight from a Mills and Boone book

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Dave recoiled back from the malodorous stench that emitted from the thick film of smegma upon his cock.....

now have you been copying straight from a Mills and Boone book

He he - I sent them the draft of my latest masterpiece that this is the intro from.

I’m presently just awaiting the surely, overwhelmingly positive response from them.

It’s only been six years so I’m still confident.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once upon a time ……..."

I was gonna use that

.. I will add to it

Once upon a time there was a man and a woman that met for a coffee. It was to be the........

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By *terobs6869Man
over a year ago

Llandudno

"before he, the ticket inspector fined her for having no ticket"

Have you been reading the manuscript?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once he wande_ed from the cave, to a place far far away, a pilgrimage of sorts, to a place of dreams....

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