FabSwingers.com forum: How liable is Willy Wonka?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Another one from my once favourite podcasters at Sanspants Radio.

If it were a real chocolate factory and the events in the film happened within our world. How liable is Mr. Wonka?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

At a guess, very.

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Off the fence for this one.

100% liable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would depend on the contract signed but if my kid got turned into a giant blueberry I'd sue

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What about the contracts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely he would get everyone to sign a disclaimer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It would depend on the contract signed but if my kid got turned into a giant blueberry I'd sue

I'd fucking kill him

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"What about the contracts?"

Not all liability can be waived by contract. Can't be arsed to look up the specifics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another one from my once favourite podcasters at Sanspants Radio.

If it were a real chocolate factory and the events in the film happened within our world. How liable is Mr. Wonka?"

Get Gina Miller on the case

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about the contracts?

Not all liability can be waived by contract. Can't be arsed to look up the specifics. "

Augustus Gloop getting sucked up a chocolate pipe not forgetting, what about some of the working practices going on in the factory.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

He set the whole thing up! Bloody maniac. Lock him up, I say.

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lickable wall paper

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"What about the contracts?

Not all liability can be waived by contract. Can't be arsed to look up the specifics.

Augustus Gloop getting sucked up a chocolate pipe not forgetting, what about some of the working practices going on in the factory."

No I mean liability waiver specifics.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He set the whole thing up! Bloody maniac. Lock him up, I say.

Mrs TMN x "

Health and Saftey nightmare.

Also.. breaking immigration laws importing umpalumpas like that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about the contracts?

Not all liability can be waived by contract. Can't be arsed to look up the specifics.

Augustus Gloop getting sucked up a chocolate pipe not forgetting, what about some of the working practices going on in the factory.

No I mean liability waiver specifics. "

I think we'll have him.bang to rights by the end of it. Mob is already calling for his incarceration.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get ladies to sign a waiver just in case the sex kills them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I get ladies to sign a waiver just in case the sex kills them.

Got many signatures?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"He set the whole thing up! Bloody maniac. Lock him up, I say.

Mrs TMN x

Health and Saftey nightmare.

Also.. breaking immigration laws importing umpalumpas like that. "

Modern slavery

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He set the whole thing up! Bloody maniac. Lock him up, I say.

Mrs TMN x

Health and Saftey nightmare.

Also.. breaking immigration laws importing umpalumpas like that.

Modern slavery"

Monster!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"What about the contracts?

Not all liability can be waived by contract. Can't be arsed to look up the specifics.

Augustus Gloop getting sucked up a chocolate pipe not forgetting, what about some of the working practices going on in the factory.

No I mean liability waiver specifics.

I think we'll have him.bang to rights by the end of it. Mob is already calling for his incarceration."

Throw away the key for good measure!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"He set the whole thing up! Bloody maniac. Lock him up, I say.

Mrs TMN x

Health and Saftey nightmare.

Also.. breaking immigration laws importing umpalumpas like that.

Modern slavery

Monster!"

Not to mention the insane shenanigans that follow in Charlie and the Great glass elevator...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another one from my once favourite podcasters at Sanspants Radio.

If it were a real chocolate factory and the events in the film happened within our world. How liable is Mr. Wonka?"

Great Glass Elevator I don't think would pass an Air Safety test...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He set the whole thing up! Bloody maniac. Lock him up, I say.

Mrs TMN x

Health and Saftey nightmare.

Also.. breaking immigration laws importing umpalumpas like that.

Modern slavery

Monster!

Not to mention the insane shenanigans that follow in Charlie and the Great glass elevator... "

So.. hiding Hi-tech from the military?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Another one from my once favourite podcasters at Sanspants Radio.

If it were a real chocolate factory and the events in the film happened within our world. How liable is Mr. Wonka?

Great Glass Elevator I don't think would pass an Air Safety test..."

and using it, untested, unlicensed, in UK sovereign airspace? With a child and old man on board?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Lickable wall paper

The thought of that makes me want to vom.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Another one from my once favourite podcasters at Sanspants Radio.

If it were a real chocolate factory and the events in the film happened within our world. How liable is Mr. Wonka?

Great Glass Elevator I don't think would pass an Air Safety test...

and using it, untested, unlicensed, in UK sovereign airspace? With a child and old man on board?"

And a bed, and three more old people if I remember rightly...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lickable wall paper

The thought of that makes me want to vom."

Disgusting right, think about the garden they were all munching away at? Was it cleaned after? Every blade of grass? Was it cleaned before?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Another one from my once favourite podcasters at Sanspants Radio.

If it were a real chocolate factory and the events in the film happened within our world. How liable is Mr. Wonka?

Great Glass Elevator I don't think would pass an Air Safety test...

and using it, untested, unlicensed, in UK sovereign airspace? With a child and old man on board?

And a bed, and three more old people if I remember rightly... "

fackin' liability

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Lickable wall paper

The thought of that makes me want to vom.

Disgusting right, think about the garden they were all munching away at? Was it cleaned after? Every blade of grass? Was it cleaned before? "

You're going to give me anxiety! What if a stray dog wandered in a did a widdle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get ladies to sign a waiver just in case the sex kills them.

Got many signatures?"

Just the one so far but she survived

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0% liable.

Everyone should have read the small print on the wall. It totally absolves him of any blame. Furthermore, he should have sued the kids for loss of business owing to shutdown of production lines.

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By *rincessvenusCouple
over a year ago

Hull

likable wall paper hmmmmmmm yummy raspberry please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lickable wall paper

The thought of that makes me want to vom.

Disgusting right, think about the garden they were all munching away at? Was it cleaned after? Every blade of grass? Was it cleaned before?

You're going to give me anxiety! What if a stray dog wandered in a did a widdle!

cunts got geese in there, I'd not be surprised if dogs were involved somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"0% liable.

Everyone should have read the small print on the wall. It totally absolves him of any blame. Furthermore, he should have sued the kids for loss of business owing to shutdown of production lines. "

Yes, we've a Defence!

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By *ensualMan
over a year ago

Sutton

Not liable at all. The children despite being warned failed to comply with the safety measures. The accompanying adult also failed to exercise proper control of the children.

The Oompah Loompahs were most likely brought in under the special skilled workface rules.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not liable at all. The children despite being warned failed to comply with the safety measures. The accompanying adult also failed to exercise proper control of the children.

The Oompah Loompahs were most likely brought in under the special skilled workface rules."

And the wallpaper? C'mon man!

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Oompah oompah... hope hes paying above national minimum wage

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oompah oompah... hope hes paying above national minimum wage"

Is he paying them at all!?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Oompah oompah... hope hes paying above national minimum wage"

He pays them in cocoa beans

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Oompah oompah... hope hes paying above national minimum wage

He pays them in cocoa beans

That's in the book mind, I can't remember if it's in the film.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"Oompah oompah... hope hes paying above national minimum wage

He pays them in cocoa beans

That's in the book mind, I can't remember if it's in the film. "

Someone needs to report him... bloody tyrant...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oompah oompah... hope hes paying above national minimum wage

He pays them in cocoa beans

That's in the book mind, I can't remember if it's in the film. "

Cocoa beans? How's your average Oompah Loompah gonna buy his scratch cards and pop on that kind of a wage?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Oompah oompah... hope hes paying above national minimum wage

He pays them in cocoa beans

That's in the book mind, I can't remember if it's in the film.

Cocoa beans? How's your average Oompah Loompah gonna buy his scratch cards and pop on that kind of a wage?"

I don't think he lets them leave the factory...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another one from my once favourite podcasters at Sanspants Radio.

If it were a real chocolate factory and the events in the film happened within our world. How liable is Mr. Wonka?"

They signed their rights away!

So not liable!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oompah oompah... hope hes paying above national minimum wage

He pays them in cocoa beans

That's in the book mind, I can't remember if it's in the film.

Cocoa beans? How's your average Oompah Loompah gonna buy his scratch cards and pop on that kind of a wage?

I don't think he lets them leave the factory..."

He must be a wizard cunt

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Oompah oompah... hope hes paying above national minimum wage

He pays them in cocoa beans

That's in the book mind, I can't remember if it's in the film.

Cocoa beans? How's your average Oompah Loompah gonna buy his scratch cards and pop on that kind of a wage?

I don't think he lets them leave the factory...

He must be a wizard cunt"

Woah, hold the bus - Willy Wonka is a wizard?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oompah oompah... hope hes paying above national minimum wage

He pays them in cocoa beans

That's in the book mind, I can't remember if it's in the film.

Cocoa beans? How's your average Oompah Loompah gonna buy his scratch cards and pop on that kind of a wage?

I don't think he lets them leave the factory...

He must be a wizard cunt

Woah, hold the bus - Willy Wonka is a wizard?! "

That elevator..

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Oompah oompah... hope hes paying above national minimum wage

He pays them in cocoa beans

That's in the book mind, I can't remember if it's in the film.

Cocoa beans? How's your average Oompah Loompah gonna buy his scratch cards and pop on that kind of a wage?

I don't think he lets them leave the factory...

He must be a wizard cunt

Woah, hold the bus - Willy Wonka is a wizard?!

That elevator.."

Could be magic. Doesn't mean he's a wizard though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oompah oompah... hope hes paying above national minimum wage

He pays them in cocoa beans

That's in the book mind, I can't remember if it's in the film.

Cocoa beans? How's your average Oompah Loompah gonna buy his scratch cards and pop on that kind of a wage?

I don't think he lets them leave the factory...

He must be a wizard cunt

Woah, hold the bus - Willy Wonka is a wizard?!

That elevator..

Could be magic. Doesn't mean he's a wizard though? "

That's not normal confectionary.

Fizzy lifting juice.

Ever lasting gobstopper

teleportation

"You're a counting wizard Willy"

- Hagrid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oompah oompah... hope hes paying above national minimum wage

He pays them in cocoa beans

That's in the book mind, I can't remember if it's in the film.

Cocoa beans? How's your average Oompah Loompah gonna buy his scratch cards and pop on that kind of a wage?

I don't think he lets them leave the factory...

He must be a wizard cunt

Woah, hold the bus - Willy Wonka is a wizard?!

That elevator..

Could be magic. Doesn't mean he's a wizard though?

That's not normal confectionary.

Fizzy lifting juice.

Ever lasting gobstopper

teleportation

"You're a counting wizard Willy"

- Hagrid"

"You're a CUNTING Wizard Willy"

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

A weird man offering a golden ticket to come look round his chocolate factory using foreign workers not paying them, don't get me started on the H&S and children endangerment, so I would say HIGHLY LIBEL

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

0% liable. They signed the forms, were informed of the dangers, they chose to do what they did.

No sympathy!

Although Willy is guilty of enslaving a whole culture so swings and roundabouts...

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Oompah oompah... hope hes paying above national minimum wage

He pays them in cocoa beans

That's in the book mind, I can't remember if it's in the film.

Cocoa beans? How's your average Oompah Loompah gonna buy his scratch cards and pop on that kind of a wage?

I don't think he lets them leave the factory...

He must be a wizard cunt

Woah, hold the bus - Willy Wonka is a wizard?!

That elevator..

Could be magic. Doesn't mean he's a wizard though?

That's not normal confectionary.

Fizzy lifting juice.

Ever lasting gobstopper

teleportation

"You're a counting wizard Willy"

- Hagrid

"You're a CUNTING Wizard Willy""

Nice self-correction there!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Lickable wall paper

The thought of that makes me want to vom."

Is licking wallpaper worse than licking windows?

Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A weird man offering a golden ticket to come look round his chocolate factory using foreign workers not paying them, don't get me started on the H&S and children endangerment, so I would say HIGHLY LIBEL"

I'm with you mate. Dis-fucking-graceful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go for MR Wonker. The children were total expletive.

Let's go for the spirit of Mr Dahl.

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