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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can keeping cum inside your bum for a few hours cause any problems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can keeping cum inside your bum for a few hours cause any problems"
asking for a friend?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can it? "

I don't know that's what I'm asking you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can keeping cum inside your bum for a few hours cause any problemsasking for a friend? "

Ermmmmm yes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can it?

I don't know that's what I'm asking you "

What, you wanna try? That's ever so forward of you......

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Not as far as i aware, apart from rhe fact after a while i find it makes me want to go.... I think you just absorb most of it tbh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can it?

I don't know that's what I'm asking you

What, you wanna try? That's ever so forward of you...... "

No not with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not as far as i aware, apart from rhe fact after a while i find it makes me want to go.... I think you just absorb most of it tbh. "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can keeping cum inside your bum for a few hours cause any problems"

I'm willing to help you explore this question and monitor/publish the findings. Any Nobel recognition will be entirely yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can it?

I don't know that's what I'm asking you

What, you wanna try? That's ever so forward of you......

No not with you "

I don't want your cum in my bum thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't be worse them whats normally in there!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

can you keep it in you?

I guess its a natural bodily fluid and can't do you any harm as long as the donor is healthy

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By *eadingman300Man
over a year ago

Bracknell

Assuming the contributor is healthy there is no massive ill effects to be had that I can see. It is now generally accepted and medically proven that cum in a pussy causes a general sense of well-being and contentedness in a woman.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'm no expert but what goes up eventually comes down and I dont believe its harmful

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By *rishman444Man
over a year ago

letterkenny


"Can keeping cum inside your bum for a few hours cause any problems"

Well am sure it's OK and there's worse in there so keep it in there as long as u want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can keeping cum inside your bum for a few hours cause any problems"

No Tiny, not at all. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"can you keep it in you?

I guess its a natural bodily fluid and can't do you any harm as long as the donor is healthy "

He's healthy and clean. It's just we spent a few hours afterwards together and not all of it came out and I was worried if it could cause problems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope it doesn't do any harm!!! Because cum never comes out of my bum! It always disappears. lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can keeping cum inside your bum for a few hours cause any problems

No Tiny, not at all. X"

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hope it doesn't do any harm!!! Because cum never comes out of my bum! It always disappears. lol"

Where does it go.i could feel lots going on there but only a tiny bit came out.its worrying to think where it goes and what will it do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope it doesn't do any harm!!! Because cum never comes out of my bum! It always disappears. lol

Where does it go.i could feel lots going on there but only a tiny bit came out.its worrying to think where it goes and what will it do."

best guess it's probably just absorbed by osmosis

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Apart from a nasty smell?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Assuming the contributor is healthy there is no massive ill effects to be had that I can see. It is now generally accepted and medically proven that cum in a pussy causes a general sense of well-being and contentedness in a woman."

Medically proven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you flush cum down the loo, does that mean it enters the water system, the rivers, fish drink it, and then we catch the fish and eat them. So every time you eat a fish, you're actually swallowing.....

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Can keeping cum inside your bum for a few hours cause any problems"

It depends on how slack your sphincter is really.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hope it doesn't do any harm!!! Because cum never comes out of my bum! It always disappears. lol

Where does it go.i could feel lots going on there but only a tiny bit came out.its worrying to think where it goes and what will it do.

best guess it's probably just absorbed by osmosis"

Isn't that something to do with waves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope it doesn't do any harm!!! Because cum never comes out of my bum! It always disappears. lol

Where does it go.i could feel lots going on there but only a tiny bit came out.its worrying to think where it goes and what will it do.

best guess it's probably just absorbed by osmosis

Isn't that something to do with waves"

I'm no expert, but it's when things are absorbed through a semi-permeable membrane.

I think you're fine, Tiny, as along as the 'donor' is healthy.

If it was me, I'd make sure I liked the person, and smile thinking about them swimming for an hour or so in my bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It can get you pregnant faster, just like with alcohol

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I wouldn't be worried, if its ok to remain in your vagina it must be ok to remain in your bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wouldn't be worried, if its ok to remain in your vagina it must be ok to remain in your bum"

I didn't think of it like that

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I wouldn't be worried, if its ok to remain in your vagina it must be ok to remain in your bum

I didn't think of it like that "

well when you think people use coffee and champagne as enemas

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

If you keep cum up ya bum, it makes the poo pregnant, and you have little poo babies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't be worried, if its ok to remain in your vagina it must be ok to remain in your bum

I didn't think of it like that

well when you think people use coffee and champagne as enemas "

Best post I've ever seen on here by far. The OP should be rewarded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to a retired GP answering this question on Quora, it just comes out with your next bowel movement.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Would it not stick your arse cheeks together

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'd experiment, purely for research purposes too, with the right guy. The key risk is infection. Apart from that, as someone else said, the body absorbs from anything inside there, before excreting the rest when appropriate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn’t have thought so, if storing poo for days in end does it no harm then i’m Sure it can cope with a bit of jizz.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Would it not stick your arse cheeks together "

you mean we could use semen instead of wallpaper paste?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Would it not stick your arse cheeks together

you mean we could use semen instead of wallpaper paste? "

Only if you paper the walls with postage stamp sized squares......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wouldn’t have thought so, if storing poo for days in end does it no harm then i’m Sure it can cope with a bit of jizz. "

Why would anyone store a poo up for days

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By *oxymTV/TS
over a year ago

cramlington

No but it’s fun lol

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

the first time I had ever had anal the next morning whilst strolling around what went up definitely came back down and I have to say it took.me by surprise

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"the first time I had ever had anal the next morning whilst strolling around what went up definitely came back down and I have to say it took.me by surprise "

I did look at his car seat when he dropped me back off at home lol. It's always best to check for damp spots

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Can keeping cum inside your bum for a few hours cause any problems"

Google it.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Can keeping cum inside your bum for a few hours cause any problems"

I can't imagine why it would.

Should we form an orderly queue?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can keeping cum inside your bum for a few hours cause any problems

I can't imagine why it would.

Should we form an orderly queue? "

Nope

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"the first time I had ever had anal the next morning whilst strolling around what went up definitely came back down and I have to say it took.me by surprise

I did look at his car seat when he dropped me back off at home lol. It's always best to check for damp spots "

My damp.spot was evidently in my Jean's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the first time I had ever had anal the next morning whilst strolling around what went up definitely came back down and I have to say it took.me by surprise

I did look at his car seat when he dropped me back off at home lol. It's always best to check for damp spots

My damp.spot was evidently in my Jean's "

You blew a spunk bubble.

P

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"the first time I had ever had anal the next morning whilst strolling around what went up definitely came back down and I have to say it took.me by surprise

I did look at his car seat when he dropped me back off at home lol. It's always best to check for damp spots

My damp.spot was evidently in my Jean's

You blew a spunk bubble.

P"

Lol

I'm forever blowing bubbles

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"the first time I had ever had anal the next morning whilst strolling around what went up definitely came back down and I have to say it took.me by surprise

I did look at his car seat when he dropped me back off at home lol. It's always best to check for damp spots

My damp.spot was evidently in my Jean's

You blew a spunk bubble.

P"

Yes...I really did

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"the first time I had ever had anal the next morning whilst strolling around what went up definitely came back down and I have to say it took.me by surprise

I did look at his car seat when he dropped me back off at home lol. It's always best to check for damp spots

My damp.spot was evidently in my Jean's

You blew a spunk bubble.

P

Lol

I'm forever blowing bubbles "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the first time I had ever had anal the next morning whilst strolling around what went up definitely came back down and I have to say it took.me by surprise

I did look at his car seat when he dropped me back off at home lol. It's always best to check for damp spots

My damp.spot was evidently in my Jean's

You blew a spunk bubble.

P

Yes...I really did "

Hubba bubba bum

P

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"the first time I had ever had anal the next morning whilst strolling around what went up definitely came back down and I have to say it took.me by surprise

I did look at his car seat when he dropped me back off at home lol. It's always best to check for damp spots

My damp.spot was evidently in my Jean's

You blew a spunk bubble.

P

Yes...I really did

Hubba bubba bum

P"

killing myself laughing here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the first time I had ever had anal the next morning whilst strolling around what went up definitely came back down and I have to say it took.me by surprise

I did look at his car seat when he dropped me back off at home lol. It's always best to check for damp spots

My damp.spot was evidently in my Jean's

You blew a spunk bubble.

P

Yes...I really did

Hubba bubba bum

P

killing myself laughing here "

Stop as you begin to fade, I really don't wanna to time for murder by misadventure

P

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"the first time I had ever had anal the next morning whilst strolling around what went up definitely came back down and I have to say it took.me by surprise

I did look at his car seat when he dropped me back off at home lol. It's always best to check for damp spots

My damp.spot was evidently in my Jean's

You blew a spunk bubble.

P

Yes...I really did

Hubba bubba bum

P"

I'm goung to wake up tomorrow and check my knickers and I'm expecting it to look like a cadburys cream egg as melted in there (without the yellow stuff)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the first time I had ever had anal the next morning whilst strolling around what went up definitely came back down and I have to say it took.me by surprise

I did look at his car seat when he dropped me back off at home lol. It's always best to check for damp spots

My damp.spot was evidently in my Jean's

You blew a spunk bubble.

P

Yes...I really did

Hubba bubba bum

P

I'm goung to wake up tomorrow and check my knickers and I'm expecting it to look like a cadburys cream egg as melted in there (without the yellow stuff) "

Fuck that, chuck em out for the foxes, it's bin day tomorrow they'll be all over them.

Saves on washing and reminders of sin.

P

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"the first time I had ever had anal the next morning whilst strolling around what went up definitely came back down and I have to say it took.me by surprise

I did look at his car seat when he dropped me back off at home lol. It's always best to check for damp spots

My damp.spot was evidently in my Jean's

You blew a spunk bubble.

P

Yes...I really did

Hubba bubba bum

P

I'm goung to wake up tomorrow and check my knickers and I'm expecting it to look like a cadburys cream egg as melted in there (without the yellow stuff)

Fuck that, chuck em out for the foxes, it's bin day tomorrow they'll be all over them.

Saves on washing and reminders of sin.

P"

I'm sure I would enjoy my dad shouting upstairs CHLOE WHY ARE YOUR KNICKERS ON THE CONSERVATIVATRY ROOF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you keep cum up ya bum, it makes the poo pregnant, and you have little poo babies. "

I've recently had twins.

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"If you keep cum up ya bum, it makes the poo pregnant, and you have little poo babies.

I've recently had twins."

Congratulations Jim.....got any names???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you keep cum up ya bum, it makes the poo pregnant, and you have little poo babies.

I've recently had twins.

Congratulations Jim.....got any names??? "

Patrick and Percy.

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"If you keep cum up ya bum, it makes the poo pregnant, and you have little poo babies.

I've recently had twins.

Congratulations Jim.....got any names???

Patrick and Percy. "

Beautiful names Jim, you'll make a wonderful father...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you keep cum up ya bum, it makes the poo pregnant, and you have little poo babies.

I've recently had twins.

Congratulations Jim.....got any names???

Patrick and Percy. "

Don't forget Mr Hanky at Xmas

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you keep cum up ya bum, it makes the poo pregnant, and you have little poo babies.

I've recently had twins.

Congratulations Jim.....got any names???

Patrick and Percy.

Beautiful names Jim, you'll make a wonderful father... "

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you keep cum up ya bum, it makes the poo pregnant, and you have little poo babies.

I've recently had twins.

Congratulations Jim.....got any names???

Patrick and Percy.

Don't forget Mr Hanky at Xmas

P"

I never do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn’t have thought so, if storing poo for days in end does it no harm then i’m Sure it can cope with a bit of jizz.

Why would anyone store a poo up for days "

Your bowel does it naturally love. What you eat can take days to work it’s way through your system.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That begs the question why on earth you would want to do that.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Fucks sake I've just poured a glass of Milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fucks sake I've just poured a glass of Milk "

Chocolate milk?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Fucks sake I've just poured a glass of Milk

Chocolate milk? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dunno about cum but I've got a couple of weeks old kumquat up there. I'm trying out internal plant fertilisation techniques.

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By *onyMad123Couple
over a year ago

nottingham/ derby

Nope so long as partner im crime healthy, we been together along time so not an issue for us, and have happily fell asleep with it in there, hes had snip so we dont get massive amounts anyhow, but as with water based lubes, it does and well absorb water and liquid.

I also suppose it depends how well trained your muscles are, and if your doing standard anal, or what I wouldnt know about which None standard, by standard I mean penal penetration, non standard ie fists, very long implements regularly.

At home we regularly sleep after and never had accident or issue.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I dunno about cum but I've got a couple of weeks old kumquat up there. I'm trying out internal plant fertilisation techniques."
Your farts will smell nice though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just lubes up the next rown rollercoater cart out of there

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

As far as I'm aware, no. There used to be stories of semen being absorbed the the uterus wall but I'm pretty sure its bollocks. Just hope that who ever did it fdidnt have an sti.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

For some reason I’ve gone off this Actimel drinking yogurt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As far as I'm aware, no. There used to be stories of semen being absorbed the the uterus wall but I'm pretty sure its bollocks. Just hope that who ever did it fdidnt have an sti."

He doesn't have a sti I've known him and been meeting him for a while so I know he's not got one of those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It just gets absorbed like a suppository or drug

It can eat stuff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can keeping cum inside your bum for a few hours cause any problems"

No. The body will absorb it over time

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"As far as I'm aware, no. There used to be stories of semen being absorbed the the uterus wall but I'm pretty sure its bollocks. Just hope that who ever did it fdidnt have an sti.

He doesn't have a sti I've known him and been meeting him for a while so I know he's not got one of those "

Quids in then

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By *ipin CiderMan
over a year ago

Warick & London

Oh for F sake

Just got dragged in by IT, apparently searching for ‘how long can cum stay in your bum’ is against the HR policy of computer use!

IT did how ever suggest that anything over 3 days and 1 litre might be a Guinness World record so they asked if I needed any timing or adjudication doing?

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By *ipin CiderMan
over a year ago

Warick & London


"It just gets absorbed like a suppository or drug

It can eat stuff! "

It’s can eat stuff!?!? So if a woman swallows a load after a meal it would eat what she had eaten and thus provide weight loss

My new diet video... coming soon to YouTube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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He's healthy and clean. It's just we spent a few hours afterwards together and not all of it came out and I was worried if it could cause problems "

Sex ed really doesn't answer the important questions...

Cum is...

Sperm...they'll die

Seminal fluid...liquid absorbed or more likely ejected.

And, assuming otherwise healthy, that's it

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By *ipin CiderMan
over a year ago

Warick & London

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By *ipin CiderMan
over a year ago

Warick & London


"

He's healthy and clean. It's just we spent a few hours afterwards together and not all of it came out and I was worried if it could cause problems

Sex ed really doesn't answer the important questions...

Cum is...

Sperm...they'll die

Seminal fluid...liquid absorbed or more likely ejected.

And, assuming otherwise healthy, that's it"

But sex Ed did teach me which one of my female class mates could deep throat a cucumber

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

He's healthy and clean. It's just we spent a few hours afterwards together and not all of it came out and I was worried if it could cause problems

Sex ed really doesn't answer the important questions...

Cum is...

Sperm...they'll die

Seminal fluid...liquid absorbed or more likely ejected.

And, assuming otherwise healthy, that's it

But sex Ed did teach me which one of my female class mates could deep throat a cucumber "

Our sex education at school was crap.it lasted about 15 minutes and she showed us how to put a condom on a banana and how you get pregnant that was it.There was nothing about keeping cum in your bum for a few hours.

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By *ipin CiderMan
over a year ago

Warick & London


"

He's healthy and clean. It's just we spent a few hours afterwards together and not all of it came out and I was worried if it could cause problems

Sex ed really doesn't answer the important questions...

Cum is...

Sperm...they'll die

Seminal fluid...liquid absorbed or more likely ejected.

And, assuming otherwise healthy, that's it

But sex Ed did teach me which one of my female class mates could deep throat a cucumber

Our sex education at school was crap.it lasted about 15 minutes and she showed us how to put a condom on a banana and how you get pregnant that was it.There was nothing about keeping cum in your bum for a few hours."

Think ours was a bit more advanced as we had extra lessons on how and when “fingering” was appropriate and how to flex correctly when taking a woman doggy style in order to look your best in the mirror... but granted they do need to modernise the teaching to cover length of time cum in your bum is fun for

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

He's healthy and clean. It's just we spent a few hours afterwards together and not all of it came out and I was worried if it could cause problems

Sex ed really doesn't answer the important questions...

Cum is...

Sperm...they'll die

Seminal fluid...liquid absorbed or more likely ejected.

And, assuming otherwise healthy, that's it

But sex Ed did teach me which one of my female class mates could deep throat a cucumber

Our sex education at school was crap.it lasted about 15 minutes and she showed us how to put a condom on a banana and how you get pregnant that was it.There was nothing about keeping cum in your bum for a few hours.

Think ours was a bit more advanced as we had extra lessons on how and when “fingering” was appropriate and how to flex correctly when taking a woman doggy style in order to look your best in the mirror... but granted they do need to modernise the teaching to cover length of time cum in your bum is fun for"

The teacher we had was more embarrassed than us lol she spoke really fast and tryed to get it over with as quick as possible lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg this thread is hilarious

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By *ipin CiderMan
over a year ago

Warick & London


"

He's healthy and clean. It's just we spent a few hours afterwards together and not all of it came out and I was worried if it could cause problems

Sex ed really doesn't answer the important questions...

Cum is...

Sperm...they'll die

Seminal fluid...liquid absorbed or more likely ejected.

And, assuming otherwise healthy, that's it

But sex Ed did teach me which one of my female class mates could deep throat a cucumber

Our sex education at school was crap.it lasted about 15 minutes and she showed us how to put a condom on a banana and how you get pregnant that was it.There was nothing about keeping cum in your bum for a few hours.

Think ours was a bit more advanced as we had extra lessons on how and when “fingering” was appropriate and how to flex correctly when taking a woman doggy style in order to look your best in the mirror... but granted they do need to modernise the teaching to cover length of time cum in your bum is fun for

The teacher we had was more embarrassed than us lol she spoke really fast and tryed to get it over with as quick as possible lol "

That sounds like my Ex partner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can keeping cum inside your bum for a few hours cause any problems"

Oh no.. you better check your not pregnant...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 19/09/19 15:32:29]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can keeping cum inside your bum for a few hours cause any problems

asking for a friend? "

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can keeping cum inside your bum for a few hours cause any problems"

Exactly what kind of problems are you envisioning?

I don't care how much the guy has cum, it's not going to hit the litre the world record is looking for

(Who measured that one and verified it)

You wanna keep it for posterity?

Stick a butt plug up there until you need it.

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By *ockandrollaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Can it?

I don't know that's what I'm asking you

What, you wanna try? That's ever so forward of you......

No not with you "

Then with me

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Assuming the contributor is healthy there is no massive ill effects to be had that I can see. It is now generally accepted and medically proven that cum in a pussy causes a general sense of well-being and contentedness in a woman."

I can believe that....

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Stop Press! I’ve just found new scientific research which suggests that cum stored up the bum can lead to catastrophic global warming, ozone layer depletion and seismic activity!

Wash it out of there folks, I implore you!

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

I am no expert but i dont think having seamen up your bum for a few hours will cause any problems.

Although it all depends on the size of the seamen.

Hope this helps.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

It can stay in the vag for a few days after sex so i can’t see an issue with being up the arse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can keeping cum inside your bum for a few hours cause any problems

Exactly what kind of problems are you envisioning?

I don't care how much the guy has cum, it's not going to hit the litre the world record is looking for

(Who measured that one and verified it)

You wanna keep it for posterity?

Stick a butt plug up there until you need it.

"

I don't know.i just wanted to make sure it didn't cause problems as cum is for pussys not bums and I didn't say he cum a litre I was just making sure it didn't cause problems in there if you kept it in to long

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By *ay4realstr8TV/TS
over a year ago

hoyland

Don’t FART!!!!!!!!! Just don’t....

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary


"Assuming the contributor is healthy there is no massive ill effects to be had that I can see. It is now generally accepted and medically proven that cum in a pussy causes a general sense of well-being and contentedness in a woman.

I can believe that.... "

It’s not just contentment on your side

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Assuming the contributor is healthy there is no massive ill effects to be had that I can see. It is now generally accepted and medically proven that cum in a pussy causes a general sense of well-being and contentedness in a woman.

I can believe that....

It’s not just contentment on your side "

How so?

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary


"Assuming the contributor is healthy there is no massive ill effects to be had that I can see. It is now generally accepted and medically proven that cum in a pussy causes a general sense of well-being and contentedness in a woman.

I can believe that....

It’s not just contentment on your side

How so? "

Well I am happy with where mine resides

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Can keeping cum inside your bum for a few hours cause any problems"

Not as long as you are trying for bum babies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can keeping cum inside your bum for a few hours cause any problems"

How much cum we talking about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can keeping cum inside your bum for a few hours cause any problems"

Try it and find out

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Assuming the contributor is healthy there is no massive ill effects to be had that I can see. It is now generally accepted and medically proven that cum in a pussy causes a general sense of well-being and contentedness in a woman.

I can believe that....

It’s not just contentment on your side

How so?

Well I am happy with where mine resides "

Well that's currently nowhere very interesting I'm sure

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary


"Assuming the contributor is healthy there is no massive ill effects to be had that I can see. It is now generally accepted and medically proven that cum in a pussy causes a general sense of well-being and contentedness in a woman.

I can believe that....

It’s not just contentment on your side

How so?

Well I am happy with where mine resides

Well that's currently nowhere very interesting I'm sure "

That’ll change when you get back to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don’t FART!!!!!!!!! Just don’t.... "

To late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a lass that loves to put a but plug in after and it almost all gets Absorbed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're still with us so it obviously didn't have any adverse effect?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're still with us so it obviously didn't have any adverse effect? "

Apart from really moist farts I've been fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can keeping cum inside your bum for a few hours cause any problems"

It all depends on the type of cum he used. For anal i always switch to a more fluidic form, facials obviously get the more stickier form. Have you text him to ask what type he used?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can keeping cum inside your bum for a few hours cause any problems

It all depends on the type of cum he used. For anal i always switch to a more fluidic form, facials obviously get the more stickier form. Have you text him to ask what type he used?"

Do you have a cum type switch on your balls lol that's just stupid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can keeping cum inside your bum for a few hours cause any problems

It all depends on the type of cum he used. For anal i always switch to a more fluidic form, facials obviously get the more stickier form. Have you text him to ask what type he used?"

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Assuming the contributor is healthy there is no massive ill effects to be had that I can see. It is now generally accepted and medically proven that cum in a pussy causes a general sense of well-being and contentedness in a woman.

I can believe that....

It’s not just contentment on your side

How so?

Well I am happy with where mine resides

Well that's currently nowhere very interesting I'm sure

That’ll change when you get back to me "

Awwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, your poo can get pregnant

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Sperm can live for a long while, it could make its way up your bum and somehow to your ovary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Douched by poster at 19/09/19 15:32:29]"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

"[Popps commented in my post at 19/09/19 15:32:29]"

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By *d4funtimesMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

Irresistible bum

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By *d4funtimesMan
over a year ago

Cambridge


"Can keeping cum inside your bum for a few hours cause any problems"

Yes, when the cum is clean

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Sperm can live for a long while, it could make its way up your bum and somehow to your ovary."

Why did I start humming the Mission Impossible theme when I read this.

I have vision of sperm doing Tom Cruise style stunts trying to get to the ovaries now.

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No not st all

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