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By *YC Sausage OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

I’m sooooo ill, can’t be doing with manflu when I’ve got a club visit tomorrow and Friday as well as a tinder date wedged inbetween!!!

Oh and got my kids tonight so no doubt they’ll bring some sort of scurvy to the air I’m breathing as well!

Need lemsip and lots of cuddles......suppose I’ll have to make do with just lemsip then

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By *esireXposedMan
over a year ago

East sussex


"I’m sooooo ill, can’t be doing with manflu when I’ve got a club visit tomorrow and Friday as well as a tinder date wedged inbetween!!!

Oh and got my kids tonight so no doubt they’ll bring some sort of scurvy to the air I’m breathing as well!

Need lemsip and lots of cuddles......suppose I’ll have to make do with just lemsip then "

A large single malt! or 3

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only


"I’m sooooo ill, can’t be doing with manflu when I’ve got a club visit tomorrow and Friday as well as a tinder date wedged inbetween!!!

Oh and got my kids tonight so no doubt they’ll bring some sort of scurvy to the air I’m breathing as well!

Need lemsip and lots of cuddles......suppose I’ll have to make do with just lemsip then "

urgh no 3 min bj for you then I don't want your lurgy!!

seriously tho hope you feel better soon sausage x

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Suck it up buttercup

Put your big boy pants on. 1 sneeze does not mean man flue x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot, spiced mead. The name comes from the latin medicus, same root word for medicine, don'cha know?

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

This doctor prescribes....

Take 1 cup of tepid water

Take 1 spoon of miracle grow

Mix both together in a small shallow bowl...

Now dangle that flappy piece of skin, where your testicles should be, into the bowl and leave for an hour or so until you grow a new set of man nuts....

Now suck it up Sugar Tits and accept your fatherly responsibilities....don't make us loom weak in front of these ravenous women.....

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By *YC Sausage OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


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A large single malt! or 3"

I wish! But I’ve got my kids


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urgh no 3 min bj for you then I don't want your lurgy!!

seriously tho hope you feel better soon sausage x"

Thank you, but it’s a 6 min bj you owe me


"Suck it up buttercup

Put your big boy pants on. 1 sneeze does not mean man flue x "

Lol it’s more than just a little sniffle sweetcheeks, it’s life threatening!!


"This doctor prescribes....

Take 1 cup of tepid water

Take 1 spoon of miracle grow

Mix both together in a small shallow bowl...

Now dangle that flappy piece of skin, where your testicles should be, into the bowl and leave for an hour or so until you grow a new set of man nuts....

Now suck it up Sugar Tits and accept your fatherly responsibilities....don't make us loom weak in front of these ravenous women..... "

Best advice so far! I do need bigger balls! They look tiny hidden behind my penis haha

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By *YC Sausage OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Taking the kids for a milkshake. That will keep them entertained for a little bit whilst I die

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Aw princess!! xx

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By *YC Sausage OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Aw princess!! xx"

Perfect example of how to emasculate me haha

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I'm only kidding... hope you feel better soon xx

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By *YC Sausage OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I'm only kidding... hope you feel better soon xx"

Need cuddles

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"I'm only kidding... hope you feel better soon xx

Need cuddles "

I can do virtual ones....

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By *YC Sausage OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I'm only kidding... hope you feel better soon xx

Need cuddles

I can do virtual ones.... "

Send them my way. Doubt they’ll help but worth a try

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