FabSwingers.com forum: Divorce

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My wife has just told me she's divorcing me because of my exaggerating.

I was so shocked I nearly tripped over my cock

By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

"My wife has just told me she's divorcing me because of my exaggerating.

I was so shocked I nearly tripped over my cock

And I've told you a million times that when people say they want 12 inches - ur not to say 'I'm not cutting it in half so you can have just 12 inches' you only have 22 inches lmfao

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Divorce is a strange thing.

Why not just find a woman you can't stand and buy her a house and car and be done with it?!

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Divorce is a strange thing.

Why not just find a woman you can't stand and buy her a house and car and be done with it?!

"
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Hahahahahaha.....really funny comments guys.

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Match Made in Heaven...

On their way to get married, a loving couple get into car accident that proves fatal. The couple is sitting outside Heaven's Gate waiting on St. Peter to finish the paperwork so they can enter. While waiting, they wonder if they could possibly get married in Heaven. St. Peter finally shows up and they ask him. St. Peter replies, "I don't know, this is the first time anyone has ever asked. Let me go find out," and he leaves.

The couple sit for a couple of months and begin to wonder if they really should get married in Heaven, what with the eternal aspect of it all. "What if it doesn't work out?" they wonder, "Are we stuck together forever?" St. Peter returns after yet another month, looking somewhat bedraggled.

"Yes," he informs the couple, "you can get married in Heaven." "Great," says the couple, "but what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"St. Peter, red-faced, slams his clipboard onto the ground. "What's wrong?" exclaims the frightened couple. "Geez!" St. Peter exclaims, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it's going to take for me to find a lawyer?"