FabSwingers.com forum: Bad habits and/or flaws!

By *atisfying jack OP Man
over a year ago

Hereford

So we have loads of threads where we sell ourselves in the best possible light, let's have a thread where we show the worst of ourselves....

And none of these fake bad habits or flaws like, I'm too nice to people, or I always put the other person first.

I'll start....I drink far too much coffee, far too much alcohol and I have a mini addiction to meat feat pizza!

Oh and I always leave the Toilet seat up!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"So we have loads of threads where we sell ourselves in the best possible light, let's have a thread where we show the worst of ourselves....

And none of these fake bad habits or flaws like, I'm too nice to people, or I always put the other person first.

I'll start....I drink far too much coffee, far too much alcohol and I have a mini addiction to meat feat pizza!

Oh and I always leave the Toilet seat up!

Dear God's.... You're my long lost twin!

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By *atisfying jack OP Man
over a year ago

Hereford

"So we have loads of threads where we sell ourselves in the best possible light, let's have a thread where we show the worst of ourselves....

And none of these fake bad habits or flaws like, I'm too nice to people, or I always put the other person first.

I'll start....I drink far too much coffee, far too much alcohol and I have a mini addiction to meat feat pizza!

Oh and I always leave the Toilet seat up!

Dear God's.... You're my long lost twin! "

Do you leave the toilet seat up too

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Only flaw I have is in my head. I’ve a butternut squash for a brain

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"So we have loads of threads where we sell ourselves in the best possible light, let's have a thread where we show the worst of ourselves....

And none of these fake bad habits or flaws like, I'm too nice to people, or I always put the other person first.

I'll start....I drink far too much coffee, far too much alcohol and I have a mini addiction to meat feat pizza!

Oh and I always leave the Toilet seat up!

Dear God's.... You're my long lost twin!

Do you leave the toilet seat up too

Yes!

I have teenage boys

It's easier for me to put it up, than plop down on a cold ring of piss

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By *atisfying jack OP Man
over a year ago

Hereford

"So we have loads of threads where we sell ourselves in the best possible light, let's have a thread where we show the worst of ourselves....

And none of these fake bad habits or flaws like, I'm too nice to people, or I always put the other person first.

I'll start....I drink far too much coffee, far too much alcohol and I have a mini addiction to meat feat pizza!

Oh and I always leave the Toilet seat up!

Dear God's.... You're my long lost twin!

Do you leave the toilet seat up too

Yes!

I have teenage boys

It's easier for me to put it up, than plop down on a cold ring of piss "

And that also explains the rest too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm way to nice

Some do take advantage of that

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Too much ale...

leads to epic farts and 'quality' toilet time.

I can be really lazy when it comes to stuff I need to do for myself.. but a swift kick up the 'arris usually sorts it. Maybe.

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By *atisfying jack OP Man
over a year ago

Hereford

"Too much ale...

leads to epic farts and 'quality' toilet time.

I can be really lazy when it comes to stuff I need to do for myself.. but a swift kick up the 'arris usually sorts it. Maybe."

That's the proper bad habits I'm talking about!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m told that I have an annoying habit of supplying wholly unwanted commentary over TV programs and movies....

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By *atisfying jack OP Man
over a year ago

Hereford

"I’m told that I have an annoying habit of supplying wholly unwanted commentary over TV programs and movies....

That is unforgivable!

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By *atisfying jack OP Man
over a year ago

Hereford

I take it nobody wants to let anyone know of their flaws....oh well at least they can find out in person lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

talk too much

talk too loud

can't sit through films

Will nick your food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find that I either don't talk enough, or that I talk too much and feel like I'm boring people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm addicted to swapping the labels on the deep heat and lube in boots pharmacy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, I got nothing.

I’m practically perfect in every way.

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

I swear swear too much & find wind funnier than I probably should that I think im probably a guy

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By *atisfying jack OP Man
over a year ago

Hereford

"talk too much

talk too loud

can't sit through films

Will nick your food

All pretty tame but the food! My God woman, have you no shame!

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By *atisfying jack OP Man
over a year ago

Hereford

"Nope, I got nothing.

I’m practically perfect in every way. "

Are you sure modesty isnt a flaw!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take 20 mins having a poo

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

If I start drinking I find it hard to stop, and do stupid and potentially dangerous things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't be arsed recycling.

"PUT IT IN THE FUCKING BLUE BIN"

is Mr's war cry....

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By *atisfying jack OP Man
over a year ago

Hereford

"I take 20 mins having a poo"

Because you're browsing the forums?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I take 20 mins having a poo"

Me too....full packet of Senokot is worth it though to escape the anklebiters for 20mins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't think of any, sorry.

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By *atisfying jack OP Man
over a year ago

Hereford

"Can't think of any, sorry.

Where is the honesty! C'mon troops, let out your flawed goodness, show everyone what they're missing!

Scratch your groin in public?

Pick your nose?

Fart under the bed sheets?

Put milk and sugar in your coffee!

Let it all out, get absolution here!

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By *urplequeenWoman
over a year ago

Fife

I fart like a man.. Well as loud as

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By *atisfying jack OP Man
over a year ago

Hereford

"I fart like a man.. Well as loud as

Isn't that standard for Fife (sorry ha ha)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"talk too much

talk too loud

can't sit through films

Will nick your food

Are you my wife's twin lol

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By *urplequeenWoman
over a year ago

Fife

"I fart like a man.. Well as loud as

Isn't that standard for Fife (sorry ha ha)

Not on my side of Fife.. Im unique LOL

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By *atisfying jack OP Man
over a year ago

Hereford

"I fart like a man.. Well as loud as

Isn't that standard for Fife (sorry ha ha)

Not on my side of Fife.. Im unique LOL"

Ha ha, of course. My humble apologies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"talk too much

talk too loud

can't sit through films

Will nick your food

Are you my wife's twin lol"

possibly ... my dad's guisborough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"talk too much

talk too loud

can't sit through films

Will nick your food

All pretty tame but the food! My God woman, have you no shame!

absolutely none ... another flaw to add to the list

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

I overthink things and get paranoid.

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Not sure I want to open that door!

Drink too much. Smoke too much. Swear WAY too much. Work too hard at times and forget to rest. Far too hard on myself at times.

And they're the ones that immediately come to mind

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