FabSwingers.com forum: Titter corner

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Out shopping one day a young woman buys an old, ornate mirror from an antique shop and, on her return home, hangs it on the bathroom door.

That night, while getting ready for bed, she playfully turns to the mirror and says, "mirror, mirror on the door make my bustline forty four". There suddenly follows a blinding flash of light and she finds that her breasts have grown to enormous proportions.

She rushes out to tell her husband and excitedly they go back into the bathroom.

He crosses his fingers, turns to the mirror and recites, "mirror, mirror on the door make my penis touch the floor". Again the flash of light...and his legs fall off.