FabSwingers.com forum: Walked in a room.....

By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man
over a year ago

London

You walk in a room. And you find the user above there.

Only using FIVE words ONLY. What do you say to them?

Example;

Handsome what’s on the menu?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get out of my house

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I wanna see the baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You cannot have my penis

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"You cannot have my penis

I dont want your penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You cannot have my penis

I dont want your penis"

Get your knickers off

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Just give me a break.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just give me a break."

Arm, leg, foot or hand?

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man
over a year ago

London

What's that book you're reading?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Just give me a break.

Arm, leg, foot or hand?"

That's not nice at all.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Have you got any chocolate? X

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man
over a year ago

London

Cadbury, Hershey or even me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handsome, what's on the menu?

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

Nice tits. So what now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my freaking good god

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man
over a year ago

London

Whatever you like. I'm skilled

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"You cannot have my penis

you are a party pooper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You cannot have my penis

you are a party pooper

It is OK, mines available

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

"You cannot have my penis

you are a party pooper

It is OK, mines available "

Did you bring some cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a party without cake

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man
over a year ago

London

Hilarious lynx photo there mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do we compete with that

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Thats a fine looking aubergine.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joke is well old now

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By *atisfying jackMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"Joke is well old now

You Fancy a beer buddy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, 2 pints of your finest ale barkeep.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Yep, 2 pints of your finest ale barkeep."

That is not five words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe it's your round

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By *ardy279Man
over a year ago

Manchester

What you having

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

"I believe it's your round"

Can I fire your rocket? !!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"What you having "

A pint of lager, thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got any real ale instead?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Piss off ya barred

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Piss off ya barred

Charming.... That's only 4 words

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Sorry Im in wrong room

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Piss off ya barred

Charming.... That's only 4 words

Keep to the subject matter

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Piss off ya barred

Charming.... That's only 4 words

Keep to the subject matter

(Blows raspberry)

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Piss off ya barred

Charming.... That's only 4 words

Keep to the subject matter

(Blows raspberry) "

Piss off you're definitely barred

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Piss off ya barred

Charming.... That's only 4 words

Keep to the subject matter

You look like Jo Whiley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Piss off ya barred

Charming.... That's only 4 words

Keep to the subject matter

(Blows raspberry)

Piss off you're definitely barred

Bit of a grumpy bum

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Piss off ya barred

Charming.... That's only 4 words

Keep to the subject matter

(Blows raspberry)

Piss off you're definitely barred

Bit of a grumpy bum

Well come make me happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you got any chocolate? X"

Have you brought your pajamas?

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"Piss off ya barred

Charming.... That's only 4 words

Keep to the subject matter

(Blows raspberry)

Piss off you're definitely barred

Bit of a grumpy bum

Well come make me happy

Open the fucking door then

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By *nlyme1978Man
over a year ago

Somewhere Near You

Do you Cum here often

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Do you Cum here often"

yes quite frequently..do you?

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man
over a year ago

London

Nice to see you here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you Cum here often

yes quite frequently..do you?"

You are a stunning lady

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man
over a year ago

London

Sorry dude but ima guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry dude but ima guy"

Does that come in small?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry dude but ima guy

Does that come in small?

Rough or smooth your choice

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By *oneyBear100Couple
over a year ago

Gatwick area

"Sorry dude but ima guy

Does that come in small?

Rough or smooth your choice "

That white arse needs tanning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry dude but ima guy

Does that come in small?

Rough or smooth your choice "

Is that sunburn sore???

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

"Sorry dude but ima guy

Does that come in small?

Rough or smooth your choice

Is that sunburn sore??? "

Come aboard our space ship.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry dude but ima guy

Does that come in small?

Rough or smooth your choice

Is that sunburn sore???

Come aboard our space ship.

"
are you a fan of David Bowie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry dude but ima guy

Does that come in small?

Rough or smooth your choice

Is that sunburn sore???

Come aboard our space ship.

Morkel calling orson, comin orson!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a cup of tea?

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man
over a year ago

London

Comes in large and delicious

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Are you ready to dine?

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man
over a year ago

London

Oh yes. Wheres the plate

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Are you ready to dine?"

Need a hand or two?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you ready to dine?

Need a hand or two?"

How old are you now?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Oh yes. Wheres the plate

You can use your fingers

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By *itbit!Man
over a year ago

Bridgend

I used to be female

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By *andy_CaneCouple
over a year ago

Orgasm Quay

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By *andy_CaneCouple
over a year ago

Orgasm Quay

Does that come with salad?

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By *esireXposedMan
over a year ago

East sussex

Stunning rack, I love lamb!

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By *itbit!Man
over a year ago

Bridgend

Where is the light switch?

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By *esireXposedMan
over a year ago

East sussex

"Where is the light switch?

That is no light switch

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"Where is the light switch?

That is no light switch

As profile pic..need fucking

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

"Where is the light switch?

That is no light switch

As profile pic..need fucking"

Have you seen the Doctor?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please bend over.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Pass me the rubber gloves

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By *nlyme1978Man
over a year ago

Somewhere Near You

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By *nlyme1978Man
over a year ago

Somewhere Near You

"Pass me the rubber gloves"
this might hurt a little

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man
over a year ago

London

Dont mind me. I'm leaving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that’s a large one

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By *esireXposedMan
over a year ago

East sussex

Room for a little one?

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

"Well that’s a large one "

Wow, what a beautiful arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U cannot have my penis

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By *athanABC40Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Feed me that massive cock

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man
over a year ago

London

Damn were did dandlbi go?

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"U cannot have my penis"

Can I have your snake?

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

"U cannot have my penis"

I would rather have the lucozade

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

Are you putting kettle on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn were did dandlbi go?"

Here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"U cannot have my penis

I would rather have the lucozade

You live quite close!

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

"U cannot have my penis

I would rather have the lucozade

You live quite close!"

You live by planet Ork?

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By *opilotMan
over a year ago

Heathrow

"U cannot have my penis

I would rather have the lucozade

You live quite close!

You live by planet Ork?

Nano nano

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

You could have cleaned up

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"You could have cleaned up"
You are wearing my knickers !!!!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"You could have cleaned up You are wearing my knickers !!!!

Where is that blue dress?

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

"You could have cleaned up You are wearing my knickers !!!!

Where is that blue dress?"

The Dr! Delete the Dr!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Where is that blue dress?"

Monica Lewinsky still has it

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Where is that blue dress?

Monica Lewinsky still has it"
it’s not been washed yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is that blue dress?

Monica Lewinsky still has it it’s not been washed yet

Grubby tart, or evidence gathered?

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Have you got big hands?

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Are you ready to dine?

Need a hand or two?

How old are you now?

Still a year too old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you got big hands?"

Apparently so, never fisted a woman

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Have you got big hands?"

All the better for groaping

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

What’s that under your kilt?

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"What’s that under your kilt?"

I'll PM you a photo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s that under your kilt?

I'll PM you a photo

What you doing in here

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Is anybody still on here?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Is anybody still on here?"

They are all behind you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wheres your bloody t shirt

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Wheres your bloody t shirt

Oops. On your bedroom floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 18/09/19 17:48:58]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You shouldn’t have shown me

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Well you did ask to.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Well you did ask to."

Cover that arse up please

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Have you trashed my toilet?

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

I'm calling the police now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You cannot have my penis

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Good god put it away

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Nobody wants loo's penis anymore

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

Are we having drinks 1st

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we having drinks 1st"

What are we doing 2nd?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Are we having drinks 1st

What are we doing 2nd?"

Playing with your boobs hopefully

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

What are you doing here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are you doing here"

Who, what, where, when....why?

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

Drinks and then we party

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man
over a year ago

London

Dont mind me. I'm leaving

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Not until you’ve cooked breakfast

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man
over a year ago

London

It's too late for breakfast

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

yes but there's always brunch

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"yes but there's always brunch"

Breakfast, brunch, lunch, dinner, supper.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Are we having snacks too?

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Are we having snacks too?"

Count me in for food x

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Are we having snacks too?

Count me in for food x"

Let's have some fun

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Are we having snacks too?

Count me in for food x

Let's have some fun

What are we waiting for x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we having snacks too?

Count me in for food x

Let's have some fun

Who told you to?

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Are we having snacks too?

Count me in for food x

Let's have some fun

Who told you to? "

That is 4 words nippy

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

glasgow

"Are we having snacks too?

Count me in for food x

Let's have some fun

Who told you to?

That is 4 words nippy "

Will you marry me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we having snacks too?

Count me in for food x

Let's have some fun

Who told you to?

That is 4 words nippy "

Holding one back for later.....

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Fucks sack! You’re still here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucks sack! You’re still here"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucks sack! You’re still here

Buy me a drink please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey dude,where's my car?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

youre clearly blind its she

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By *ndyandMandyCouple
over a year ago

swansea

Bro who is playing tonight?

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

There's no football on tonight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bro who is playing tonight?"
arent they morning games?Japan

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By *heGriswoldsCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

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By *opsy71Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

He's dead, let's go quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll make a coffin now

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By *rAngleseyMan
over a year ago

Anglesey

Can you return my watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly This Ain’t a Gun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its small and easily hidden

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

It doesn't look that small

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By *easidegirlWoman
over a year ago

south shore

Go home to Victoria, David

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

My name is Patricia, daaaahhhhling!

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Fancy a pint of lumphammer?

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man
over a year ago

London

Fancy meeting you guys here.

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