FabSwingers.com forum: IF YOU GO DOWN TO THE WOODS TODAY

By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

Ok.Saturday Sad'os,lol..i'm going to start a never ending story ..just add.. SIX words only ..and then fcuk off until someone else adds another SIX..ok..

Simples..here we go....

WHILST WALKING THROUGH THE WOODS TODAY....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stood on an old landmine....

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"I stood on an old landmine...."

and didnt know what to do

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

"I stood on an old landmine....

and didnt know what to do"

Along came a friendly Elf and.....

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By *eicsCouple
over a year ago

leicester

"I stood on an old landmine....

and didnt know what to do

Along came a friendly Elf and....."

applied a sticky plaster to my....

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I stood on an old landmine....

and didnt know what to do

Along came a friendly Elf and.....

applied a sticky plaster to my...."

Sore finger. The he hinted that

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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East

Sore finger. The he hinted that"

he'd like me to stick it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sore finger. The he hinted that

he'd like me to stick it up"

he then pealed back his foreskin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sore finger. The he hinted that

he'd like me to stick it up

he then pealed back his foreskin"

and I could see his cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

Sore finger. The he hinted that

he'd like me to stick it up

he then pealed back his foreskin

and I could see his cheese"

It was a little smelly but ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sore finger. The he hinted that

he'd like me to stick it up

he then pealed back his foreskin

and I could see his cheese

It was a little smelly but ..."

some olives, cherry ripe tomatoes and..

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By *ustyWoman
over a year ago

inverclyde

peppers, cucumber added the perfect salad

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"peppers, cucumber added the perfect salad"

with a glass of white wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whilst eating salad the landmine exploded

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

"whilst eating salad the landmine exploded"

But the Friendly Elf Jumped on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the landmine and sheltered me from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the landmine and sheltered me from"

my balls flying back at me

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

"the landmine and sheltered me from

my balls flying back at me "

Suddenly a LOUD HAUNTIMG SOUND came..

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I thought you had a nuns outfit on in that photo lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought you had a nuns outfit on in that photo lol"

..ssshhh!..your breaking their train of thought! i'm enjoying the story!..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I thought you had a nuns outfit on in that photo lol

..ssshhh!..your breaking their train of thought! i'm enjoying the story!.."

sorry

And out of nowhere jumped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a man dressed as a nun

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

with a crucifix in his hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

after a hail mary or two

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

"I thought you had a nuns outfit on in that photo lol"

Hiya sweet Pea ,

JUST A HABIT I GOT INTO.......

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I thought you had a nuns outfit on in that photo lol

Hiya sweet Pea ,

JUST A HABIT I GOT INTO......."

shhhhhhhh i just got told off for spoiling the story lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"after a hail mary or two"

He got down on his knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"after a hail mary or two

He got down on his knees"

picked up a piece of smoking elf and

put it in an incence burner.

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

HE never couldnt break the Habit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....he was a swinging nun (boom boom)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"HE never couldnt break the Habit"
but he thought to his self

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

what the hell with it

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

"what the hell with it"

THe Scantily clad Virgins grabbed his..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"HE never couldnt break the Habit"

whoops mrs miggins your standing on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 foot long length of sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what the hell with it"
..'i'm not a bloody choir boy!'

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

sqeezed it really hard until

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

out popped the archbishop himself

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

"out popped the archbishop himself"

Bless you my child he said

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

and this isnt canterbury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

benedictus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

"and this isnt canterbury"

It gets Harder when you use 6....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

ive only got two hands though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

said the actress to the bishop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she was some eucharist

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

but she wasnt the virgin mary

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

The Scantily clad Virgins wanted saving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So they said

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

This one doesnt need saving though

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

"This one doesnt need saving though"

Came a voice from the back...

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"This one doesnt need saving though"

its already to late for thaT

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

this one will remain a virgin

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

"This one doesnt need saving though

its already to late for thaT

But you can try if you ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and a gush from the front

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"and a gush from the front"

and a giggle coming from the

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

late again on the thread post

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

"and a gush from the front

and a giggle coming from the "

Right ,and a Whistle and flute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

peeps looking in through the window

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"peeps looking in through the window "

and behold, what do they see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shock horror my guy is cooking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shock horror my guy is cooking

"
..a right old tarts rear entrance

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

Then the Special Branch arrive to..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take one for team

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

They Counted to 6 and started....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pulling out their truncheons with meance

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By *ilthyfucks r usCouple
over a year ago

upper brynamman

It blew my saracen up

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

"It blew my saracen up"

And now cant count above five....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..most of me fingers are missing

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

It's hard to pick things up ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..and i'll never effectively...wank again!!

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

But Still Going Down In Woods ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But Still Going Down In Woods ...."
They got bored, went home and had a group wank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and in walks soapy

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

"But Still Going Down In Woods ...."

..WONDER WHATS IN THE WOODS TODAY...

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

"But Still Going Down In Woods ....

..WONDER WHATS IN THE WOODS TODAY..."

The animals in the woods started...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

turning into zombies and eating their...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cut all the trees down

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

The iccle fairy amanels ran away ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With Lepricorns twas the day rejoyce

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

I wonder what time it Starts...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thrice ney thrice ney at three

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

Now the iccle furry aminells are....

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

"Now the iccle furry aminells are...."

Watching to see what happens to....

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