FabSwingers.com forum: Why dont Panda Bears pilot commercial Aircraft?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I mean.. there has to be a reason..I cannot rest until i know why !

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Non-opposable thumbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They don't fit in the seats.

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Not enough space for their sugar cane.

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

Bamboo goes off at more than 10,000 ft.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your all being silly now. Everyone knows pandas hate flying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pilots and cabin crew are notorious shaggers, not a pandas strong point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Inner peace"

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

They sleep a lot and none of them have so far remembered to set the alarm for the day of the exam.

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By *ony 2016Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield /derby cinemas

They would have to wear the official airline uniform ,,, but they are bear

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Because they prefer the raf uniform and flying fighter jets

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Personally I think the reason is black and white

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Personally I think the reason is black and white"

astraphobia?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they made enough money from the kit kat adverts

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Personally I think the reason is black and white

astraphobia?"

Fear off thunder and lightning??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Personally I think the reason is black and white

astraphobia?

Fear off thunder and lightning??

"
yes indeedeeey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And what if the panda collapsed at the controls.... it would be panda-monium

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

because they are to busy kungfu fighting from where they have now got black eyes and their sight is impaired so can not pass the medical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work long silly hours doing a risky job, or sit on your arse all day stuffing your face??? No contest!!

x x

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Too busy doing tai chi

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Why the big.................. pause (paws)

Coz I'm a Panda ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 17/09/19 21:35:36]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

P & A airlines regularly use pandas to pilot aircraft !

(Red monkey will get this in milliseconds)!

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Because they only learned to drive ....yes...Panda Cars

I’ll get my coat

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"P & A airlines regularly use pandas to pilot aircraft !

(Red monkey will get this in milliseconds)! "

Hang your head in shame!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"P & A airlines regularly use pandas to pilot aircraft !

(Red monkey will get this in milliseconds)!

Hang your head in shame!!!!"
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As a bear minimum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A Panda cannot of course land a plane without sat nav.. they'd lose there bear-ings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They wouldn't be able to last the whole flight. Eats shoots and leaves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s because they eat, shoots and leaves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s because they eat, shoots and leaves

Bit like a date really

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Personally I think the reason is black and white"

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"It’s because they eat, shoots and leaves

Bit like a date really

lol true

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Their legs are too short to reach the foot pedals

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Their legs are too short to reach the foot pedals"
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that's just a paw excuse

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Their legs are too short to reach the foot pedals.

that's just a paw excuse

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

It's because their...

paws are too big!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It takes panda bears a long time to learn all the controls.. they easily get bamboo-zled

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

The cabin crew don't like panda-ing to them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Didn't the Italian airline industry once have a pilot called..

Ailuropoda Melanoleuca?

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

"It’s because they eat, shoots and leaves

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Many items on a plane are made in China..Why single out as an exception poor cuddly Pandas.. and i bet they allow pilots called TED. The discrimination doesn't bear thinking about

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"It takes panda bears a long time to learn all the controls.. they easily get bamboo-zled"
Love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm led to believe a polar bear was learning to pilot a commercial airliner but due to air turbulence banged his mouth on the planes steering column.

he ended up being a gummy bear

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'm led to believe a polar bear was learning to pilot a commercial airliner but due to air turbulence banged his mouth on the planes steering column.

he ended up being a gummy bear"

oh dear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The most mechanical machine any panda bear has mastered is a Furrari. Fact .

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Is it because they only have military experience gained in the people’s republic of china’s most glorious Air Force and this doesn’t translate to commercial lisences.

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