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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

After much deliberation, and thought out conversations with K, it's with great disappointment that we have to announce that we are going to be cancelling my upcoming birthday, and I shall instead remain twenty nine for the forseeable future.

Thank you for your attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried that many years ago, you need to apply to the world authority on birthdays and then what for a global vote on your application to be complete.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I tried that many years ago, you need to apply to the world authority on birthdays and then what for a global vote on your application to be complete.

"

Ah okay, I've got a little while yet so hopefully that's long enough to cut through the red tape...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still waiting, I applied on my 29th birthday, I'm 44 now

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Embrace your 30's. I dreaded mine but they weren't so bad. Hitting my forties was an eye opener. I became more accepting of myself and got a new found confidence x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tried that many years ago, you need to apply to the world authority on birthdays and then what for a global vote on your application to be complete.

Ah okay, I've got a little while yet so hopefully that's long enough to cut through the red tape..."

just don't get any of our MPs involved or else you'll not know if you're getting older, younger, staying the same or what!! They'll vote on it, disagree about agreeing to disagree about an agreement!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Just write to Somerset House enclosing a fiver and ask them to put your age on hold. You have to hope they freeze it correctly, I'm 127 and i can't change it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just write to Somerset House enclosing a fiver and ask them to put your age on hold. You have to hope they freeze it correctly, I'm 127 and i can't change it "

Presumably I'll have to do this every year to keep them away?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg you're 30

You're not longer a younger guy, middle age now

RIP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have my 30s over my 20s every single time. Postpone your application before you miss something outrageously amazing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Omg you're 30

You're not longer a younger guy, middle age now

RIP "

Not yet man!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would have my 30s over my 20s every single time. Postpone your application before you miss something outrageously amazing! "

Interesting...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still waiting, I applied on my 29th birthday, I'm 44 now "

Haha same

I wish I was 30!

I loved my 30's they were awesome.

But as soon as the clock struck midnight on my 40th birthday- I became a fat old miserable curmudgeon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You wish, OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still waiting, I applied on my 29th birthday, I'm 44 now

Haha same

I wish I was 30!

I loved my 30's they were awesome.

But as soon as the clock struck midnight on my 40th birthday- I became a fat old miserable curmudgeon "

Same here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You wish, OP "

You wait, I'll hit thirty then *boom* Dad bod. you women won't be able to keep your hands off of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look younger TBF so you can be 29 years old a litlle bit longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You wish, OP

You wait, I'll hit thirty then *boom* Dad bod. you women won't be able to keep your hands off of me "

I guess anything is better than that rock hard body that you have!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You look younger TBF so you can be 29 years old a litlle bit longer "

My secret is pressed watermelons.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You wish, OP

You wait, I'll hit thirty then *boom* Dad bod. you women won't be able to keep your hands off of me

I guess anything is better than that rock hard body that you have! "

It's a curse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You look younger TBF so you can be 29 years old a litlle bit longer

My secret is pressed watermelons. "

So you don't fuck them ?

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"After much deliberation, and thought out conversations with K, it's with great disappointment that we have to announce that we are going to be cancelling my upcoming birthday, and I shall instead remain twenty nine for the forseeable future.

Thank you for your attention "

Im forty in a few weeks, I'm not complaining, not till i get my first grey pubic hair on my ball sack.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

It’s just a number don’t stress

I thought my 30s were good. The 40s have been so much better. 50 not far away bring it on

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

I had to turn 50 so you can turn 30!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I can actually sort this for you. I can do you a certificate that says you will be 29 forever for you to present to anybody who disagrees with your age. I only charge £269.99 for this. PM me your credit card details and I'll get it done for you. Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You wish, OP

You wait, I'll hit thirty then *boom* Dad bod. you women won't be able to keep your hands off of me

I guess anything is better than that rock hard body that you have!

It's a curse "

Bless your cotton socks hun

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