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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

The ultimate social dilemma.

When using loos at work, the pub, anywhere but home really; do you engage in conversation with the other stall occupants.

Does a well timed

“Crikey, that was some curry you had”

Or

“I’m finding great synergy in the management’s strategic objectives for the next five years”

Break the lavotorial ice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll speak if I'm spoken to otherwise I will remain quiet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alright mate? You good in there? It sounds like someone’s trying to rope you... hello? Hello? Are you breathing? We can do this together mate. 1. 2. 3 PUSH. - it’s an emotional experience everytime

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Alright mate? You good in there? It sounds like someone’s trying to rope you... hello? Hello? Are you breathing? We can do this together mate. 1. 2. 3 PUSH. - it’s an emotional experience everytime "

Good to see a man with empathy.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Luckily the toilets at my work place only have a urinal and a single cubicle so the perils of toilet talk arent an issue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alright mate? You good in there? It sounds like someone’s trying to rope you... hello? Hello? Are you breathing? We can do this together mate. 1. 2. 3 PUSH. - it’s an emotional experience everytime

Good to see a man with empathy. "

Too many people put each other down - we should be getting the best out of each other. All some people need is a bit of moral support to get that extra ‘push’ in life

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By *ourHotSpotMan
over a year ago

Horny Hornchurch

I visited my first gender neutral lavatory in Covent garden at the weekend. I definitely struggled with my number 2, knowing there was a lady in the cubicle next door chatting away to her mate

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I visited my first gender neutral lavatory in Covent garden at the weekend. I definitely struggled with my number 2, knowing there was a lady in the cubicle next door chatting away to her mate "

Oh my, I feel for you brother.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck off im having a fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't shit in public toilets so I will never engage in a conversation while doing that.

I can't shit at work unless I can't hold it anymore

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

This is such a boys thread

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By *edbath 5Man
over a year ago

london

The worst must be needing one at a swingers club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is such a boys thread "

And yet here you are...

We’re here to empower people! Feel free to join in. Will support with awesome words

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

When I'm relieving myself, I maintain the polite fiction that no one knows where I am or what I'm doing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The worst must be needing one at a swingers club"

Hahahah - oh god. Luckily never been in that situation. What do you do if you’re mid session and you get the urge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is such a boys thread "

Isn't it just. Who even knew this was a thing. Lol

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

I'm always friendly in the works toilets....

Steady on there lad, don't force it, don't push too hard....that's how you'll get piles or a hernia my friend....just relax even stoop for a better exit angle if needed....

.....

Also, I often offer to lend a hand at the urinal....you know....just in case they are struggling to play candy crush one handed or something alike....BUT....no more than 3 shakes else that classes as a Wank!!!

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"When I'm relieving myself, I maintain the polite fiction that no one knows where I am or what I'm doing. "

I like that phrase, polite fiction, I guess the other side of the coin is,

“The Queen does it” argument.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ultimate social dilemma.

When using loos at work, the pub, anywhere but home really; do you engage in conversation with the other stall occupants.

Does a well timed

“Crikey, that was some curry you had”

Or

“I’m finding great synergy in the management’s strategic objectives for the next five years”

Break the lavotorial ice. "

I thought men just poled their cocks through the hole on there.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"When I'm relieving myself, I maintain the polite fiction that no one knows where I am or what I'm doing.

I like that phrase, polite fiction, I guess the other side of the coin is,

“The Queen does it” argument. "

Yes, but I don't want to think about that. I assume no one wants to think it about me (no messages please, I don't want to know).

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By *edbath 5Man
over a year ago

london


"The ultimate social dilemma.

When using loos at work, the pub, anywhere but home really; do you engage in conversation with the other stall occupants.

Does a well timed

“Crikey, that was some curry you had”

Or

“I’m finding great synergy in the management’s strategic objectives for the next five years”

Break the lavotorial ice.

I thought men just poled their cocks through the hole on there. "

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"The ultimate social dilemma.

When using loos at work, the pub, anywhere but home really; do you engage in conversation with the other stall occupants.

Does a well timed

“Crikey, that was some curry you had”

Or

“I’m finding great synergy in the management’s strategic objectives for the next five years”

Break the lavotorial ice.

I thought men just poled their cocks through the hole on there. "

Haha, I can’t think of anything more scary, from either side of the divide.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"When I'm relieving myself, I maintain the polite fiction that no one knows where I am or what I'm doing.

I like that phrase, polite fiction, I guess the other side of the coin is,

“The Queen does it” argument.

Yes, but I don't want to think about that. I assume no one wants to think it about me (no messages please, I don't want to know). "

Good disclaimer but you’re safe from where I sit.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"When I'm relieving myself, I maintain the polite fiction that no one knows where I am or what I'm doing.

I like that phrase, polite fiction, I guess the other side of the coin is,

“The Queen does it” argument.

Yes, but I don't want to think about that. I assume no one wants to think it about me (no messages please, I don't want to know).

Good disclaimer but you’re safe from where I sit. "

I'm more worried about the lurkers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the only quiet time I get, please don't ruin it.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Great Scott no!!! For me it is a time to observe strict silent reflection and deep concentration for the arduous task in hand. All my internal poo pushing workers would immediately down tools and go on strike were someone to have the audacity to commence any form of conversation with me at such a private and pivotal, bowel moving moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

No, I'm too busy moaning when I'm having a shit and I think that puts people off talking too me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR? "

JESUS CHRIST BOY...... WHAT DID YOU EAT?

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR? "

Dr Evil out of Austin Powers...

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I once knew a woman who was so embarrassed at the size of the log that wouldnt go down at work she fished it out and carried it home in her hand bag.

True story, she was pure class

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"The ultimate social dilemma.

When using loos at work, the pub, anywhere but home really; do you engage in conversation with the other stall occupants.

Does a well timed

“Crikey, that was some curry you had”

Or

“I’m finding great synergy in the management’s strategic objectives for the next five years”

Break the lavotorial ice. "

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