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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do you have a favourite kid i know i do its the youngest dont get me wrong i love em all but the youngest is my favourite hes my last chance at glory

So he has a strict training schedule or pushups situps and laps of the garden as well as his technique training i just started

So answer my question

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Do you have a favourite kid i know i do its the youngest dont get me wrong i love em all but the youngest is my favourite hes my last chance at glory

So he has a strict training schedule or pushups situps and laps of the garden as well as his technique training i just started

So answer my question"

Yes ... absolutely I do ... but then he's an only child

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you have a favourite kid i know i do its the youngest dont get me wrong i love em all but the youngest is my favourite hes my last chance at glory

So he has a strict training schedule or pushups situps and laps of the garden as well as his technique training i just started

So answer my question

Yes ... absolutely I do ... but then he's an only child "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love them the same but have one I’m closer to, she’s my mini me and she makes me proper belly laugh every day !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only got one, she's a medical miracle, and of course...my favourite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes i do..

I have a favourite girl

And a favourite boy...

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Second eldest my daughter only girl in the family Why not my eldest. ?? Cuz he’s an arse

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"Yes i do..

I have a favourite girl

And a favourite boy..."

Yep same as me

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By *n4MotionMan
over a year ago

Essex

Yep my daughter is my favorite one and only child

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes i do..

I have a favourite girl

And a favourite boy..."
out of 2 or 12 tho

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Definitely. Although as all my children are imaginary...

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

I love my three all the same, but some days I definitely prefer one or another of them. They're all awesome in their own quirky little ways, but they're fucking exhausting and drive me crazy too.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Definitely. Although as all my children are imaginary... "

My imaginary children are little shits lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Nope. They both have their good and bad points.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Definitely. Although as all my children are imaginary...

My imaginary children are little shits lol"
more fibre needed

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Definitely. Although as all my children are imaginary...

My imaginary children are little shits lolmore fibre needed "

Well I will need to drop them off at the pool later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My one and only child is my favourite. Although my fur baby is a very close second

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By *armupartistMan
over a year ago

York

Moved on to grandchildren (5), they are all favourites but for different characteristics...!!

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I have two boys and two girls and I couldn't possibly choose

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"My one and only child is my favourite. Although my fur baby is a very close second"

Damn ... now you've upped the ante ...

Son.. or dog ....

Son ... or dog ...

Ok ... son .. no ... dog ... no ... son ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Definitely. Although as all my children are imaginary...

My imaginary children are little shits lolmore fibre needed

Well I will need to drop them off at the pool later "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have two boys and two girls and I couldn't possibly choose "
choose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, I love them all equally x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My one and only child is my favourite. Although my fur baby is a very close second"
i thought you shaved it

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"I have two boys and two girls and I couldn't possibly choose choose"

Not choosing but my oldest daughter is my biggest inspiration

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I don't have a favourite. There is one whose mood is more changeable so she's not always as easy to get on with as the others but that's very different. My three are all quite different but have lovely natures.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Now no more lies from this point on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I unfortunately do not have any children or any I know off, but when I lived in Cairo up until recently, I helped out at a charity that helps Orphaned or abandoned children.

Unfortunately we have around 1.7 million here in Egypt, I got particularly fond of a little boy 8yrs old and his sister 7yrs, cut a long story, I now sponsor both of them with accommodation,food, health care costs and a good education and I shall visit them frequently, they are the only family I think I shall ever have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs. How can anyone have a favourite child! Your posts get worse each day!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I unfortunately do not have any children or any I know off, but when I lived in Cairo up until recently, I helped out at a charity that helps Orphaned or abandoned children.

Unfortunately we have around 1.7 million here in Egypt, I got particularly fond of a little boy 8yrs old and his sister 7yrs, cut a long story, I now sponsor both of them with accommodation,food, health care costs and a good education and I shall visit them frequently, they are the only family I think I shall ever have."
thats awesome dude

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ffs. How can anyone have a favourite child! Your posts get worse each day! "
everyone does have one kid there closest to its natural it doesnt make you love em any less theres always a fave tho to deny it is to lie to yourself

Example my brother is my mums fave my sister is my dads my mum is my grans fave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ffs. How can anyone have a favourite child! Your posts get worse each day! everyone does have one kid there closest to its natural it doesnt make you love em any less theres always a fave tho to deny it is to lie to yourself

Example my brother is my mums fave my sister is my dads my mum is my grans fave "

Nah I couldn’t choose a favourite.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ffs. How can anyone have a favourite child! Your posts get worse each day! everyone does have one kid there closest to its natural it doesnt make you love em any less theres always a fave tho to deny it is to lie to yourself

Example my brother is my mums fave my sister is my dads my mum is my grans fave

Nah I couldn’t choose a favourite. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ffs. How can anyone have a favourite child! Your posts get worse each day! everyone does have one kid there closest to its natural it doesnt make you love em any less theres always a fave tho to deny it is to lie to yourself

Example my brother is my mums fave my sister is my dads my mum is my grans fave

Nah I couldn’t choose a favourite. "

You’re my favourite knobhead though if that helps

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Ffs. How can anyone have a favourite child! Your posts get worse each day! everyone does have one kid there closest to its natural it doesnt make you love em any less theres always a fave tho to deny it is to lie to yourself

Example my brother is my mums fave my sister is my dads my mum is my grans fave

Nah I couldn’t choose a favourite.

You’re my favourite knobhead though if that helps "

None taken ...

*monkey sulks*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ffs. How can anyone have a favourite child! Your posts get worse each day! everyone does have one kid there closest to its natural it doesnt make you love em any less theres always a fave tho to deny it is to lie to yourself

Example my brother is my mums fave my sister is my dads my mum is my grans fave

Nah I couldn’t choose a favourite.

You’re my favourite knobhead though if that helps

None taken ...

*monkey sulks*"

. You’re my second

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Ffs. How can anyone have a favourite child! Your posts get worse each day! everyone does have one kid there closest to its natural it doesnt make you love em any less theres always a fave tho to deny it is to lie to yourself

Example my brother is my mums fave my sister is my dads my mum is my grans fave

Nah I couldn’t choose a favourite.

You’re my favourite knobhead though if that helps

None taken ...

*monkey sulks*

. You’re my second "

Woohoo ... winner ... ish

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ffs. How can anyone have a favourite child! Your posts get worse each day! everyone does have one kid there closest to its natural it doesnt make you love em any less theres always a fave tho to deny it is to lie to yourself

Example my brother is my mums fave my sister is my dads my mum is my grans fave

Nah I couldn’t choose a favourite.

You’re my favourite knobhead though if that helps "
swivel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ffs. How can anyone have a favourite child! Your posts get worse each day! everyone does have one kid there closest to its natural it doesnt make you love em any less theres always a fave tho to deny it is to lie to yourself

Example my brother is my mums fave my sister is my dads my mum is my grans fave

Nah I couldn’t choose a favourite.

You’re my favourite knobhead though if that helps swivel"

Hahaha. Not heard that for years

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I love my three all the same, but some days I definitely prefer one or another of them. They're all awesome in their own quirky little ways, but they're fucking exhausting and drive me crazy too. "

That's how it is with me too. Crazy, frustrating but wonderful in their own unique way. It never fails to amaze me that they're mine.

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

What a hard question to start the day with ....If you asked my children they would probably say my middle son personally tho it’s not that he’s my favourite but that he just seems to need me more than the other two as there more independent..

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

At a comedy night with friends, one of the acts wasn't going down well.

He was doing a bit about his kids, he joked "admit it, we all have a favourite kid"

Louder than I realised I said "no, I don't like any of them"

It got the biggest laugh of his show

I often say the Eldest is officially my favourite.

He doesn't live at home

But no I don't have a favourite.

They're all amazing, in their own individual ways

And I'm damn proud of them all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Definitely. Although as all my children are imaginary...

My imaginary children are little shits lol"
my real children are little shits..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes but I only have one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I don't have a favourite, I love their different personalities and traits the same

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At a comedy night with friends, one of the acts wasn't going down well.

He was doing a bit about his kids, he joked "admit it, we all have a favourite kid"

Louder than I realised I said "no, I don't like any of them"

It got the biggest laugh of his show

I often say the Eldest is officially my favourite.

He doesn't live at home

But no I don't have a favourite.

They're all amazing, in their own individual ways

And I'm damn proud of them all x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I unfortunately do not have any children or any I know off, but when I lived in Cairo up until recently, I helped out at a charity that helps Orphaned or abandoned children.

Unfortunately we have around 1.7 million here in Egypt, I got particularly fond of a little boy 8yrs old and his sister 7yrs, cut a long story, I now sponsor both of them with accommodation,food, health care costs and a good education and I shall visit them frequently, they are the only family I think I shall ever have."

Pfft. You're only 49. Charlie Chaplin was in his 80's and still fathering kids, so plenty of time for you!

Brilliant thing to do though, sponsoring the two you do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I unfortunately do not have any children or any I know off, but when I lived in Cairo up until recently, I helped out at a charity that helps Orphaned or abandoned children.

Unfortunately we have around 1.7 million here in Egypt, I got particularly fond of a little boy 8yrs old and his sister 7yrs, cut a long story, I now sponsor both of them with accommodation,food, health care costs and a good education and I shall visit them frequently, they are the only family I think I shall ever have."

I tried to private message you to ask this, but it says I can't as females are banned. So ... can I ask why there are so many orphaned or abandoned children? Are there organisations that help? Etc etc ....

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By *ay4realstr8TV/TS
over a year ago

hoyland

I hope this is all tongue and cheek... how AWFUL to favourite one child over another!

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

No treat them all the same ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had 3 under 3! Its like being on UN .... i created my own tag team!

So i love them all, but like some more than others depending on how much they make me want to self harm on the day!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hope this is all tongue and cheek... how AWFUL to favourite one child over another! "
no course not its the same with siblings and mates you love them but theres always one your closest to its human nature to be outraged by it is a bit daft really its nature id step in front of a car for any of them but theres always 1 that your closest to it used to be the oldest until the 3yr old was born stop being silly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No treat them all the same , "
thats not what i asked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you have a favourite kid i know i do its the youngest dont get me wrong i love em all but the youngest is my favourite hes my last chance at glory

So he has a strict training schedule or pushups situps and laps of the garden as well as his technique training i just started

So answer my question"

Yes.

Mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I only have 1 so the choice is easy. I know for a fact though my dad definitely has a favourite and it’s not me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes i do..

I have a favourite girl

And a favourite boy..."

Haha, totally this. Perfect answer (assuming you have one of each right enough!)

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I love my two equally, they are so different in character

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

No favourites here, dont like that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So many chickens im gonna rename this thread bernard matthews

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes i do..

I have a favourite girl

And a favourite boy...out of 2 or 12 tho"

Just the two...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes i do..

I have a favourite girl

And a favourite boy...

Haha, totally this. Perfect answer (assuming you have one of each right enough!)"

Of course..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes i do..

I have a favourite girl

And a favourite boy...out of 2 or 12 tho

Just the two..."
baaa chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sort of. I have two grown kids but my little one has been raised as an only child so getting to do it all as a second round, while having the experience and knowledge of having done it before. So yeah, the little one, she’s incredible.

But each kid has their own special place. -Mrs

Mr- I only have one

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

I have a perfect tooth child. Yes, he could be a model for advertisng toothpaste. I have a perfect shopping buddy child, I have a perfect pie eating child and the spawn of satan. How can I choose a favorite between them? Spawn if Satan is not my current partners child, so don't blame him for that one.

They are all perfect in their own way, so each one is my fav. But if I had to pick one, it would be my fur baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. Both uniquely awesome in their own way.

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there


"I had 3 under 3! Its like being on UN .... i created my own tag team!

So i love them all, but like some more than others depending on how much they make me want to self harm on the day!"

I had 3 under 3 as well... and I get exactly what you mean

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I have 3, I tell them all that they are my favourite and that they’re not to tell the others.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fibbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont have a favourite as such, I love them all infinitely....but I'm closer to my girls, they are both very similar in personality and have me in stitches....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently: My eldest is my fave, my youngest my second fave and my twins are in 3rd joint position becuase all they have done is argue since they have put them back in the same class at school

It changes daily

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Do you have a favourite kid i know i do its the youngest dont get me wrong i love em all but the youngest is my favourite hes my last chance at glory

So he has a strict training schedule or pushups situps and laps of the garden as well as his technique training i just started

So answer my question"

Yep

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

No love them both the same

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Fibbers"

I didn't ... I said about my favourite

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Just the one here so of course.... May the teenage years pass quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Number 5's the favourite, we gave up naming them all and gave them numbers instead. Much easier to remember that way.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I have 3 who are all treated the same, no strict regimes in my house!

If I realllllly had to pick one I say my daughter, the youngest, because I always wanted a girl.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I knew it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No favourites, they are my world. Love my boys equally but in different ways.

My eldest is 25 and my rock, there for me through everything and in the past has supported me in ways a son shouldn't have too, but he did willingly. I spoil him rotten.

My youngest is 23 and my creative genius, I've supported him through University, mental health issues and just loved him, properly Mother him. He lives and works away so I spoil him when he is home

Favouritism never sits well with me, my Mother made no secret that my eldest brothere was her favourite, followed by my other brother. She loved her boys, I have no doubt she loved me, but she did love her boys a touch more than me. I accepted it, but vowed to never make my children feel how I felt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No favourites, they are my world. Love my boys equally but in different ways.

My eldest is 25 and my rock, there for me through everything and in the past has supported me in ways a son shouldn't have too, but he did willingly. I spoil him rotten.

My youngest is 23 and my creative genius, I've supported him through University, mental health issues and just loved him, properly Mother him. He lives and works away so I spoil him when he is home

Favouritism never sits well with me, my Mother made no secret that my eldest brothere was her favourite, followed by my other brother. She loved her boys, I have no doubt she loved me, but she did love her boys a touch more than me. I accepted it, but vowed to never make my children feel how I felt.

"

Was going to answer but this says it all really x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every day a different one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have 3, I tell them all that they are my favourite and that they’re not to tell the others. "

Haha that's a funny one. Their own little secret. I tell mine "you are my favourite XYZ year old"

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

It all depends on who shares their haribo with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeh my daughter until 3 months ago when she hit 13 and turned into a cunt. Son is a bellend just like his dad do he's my favourite, at least I get a cup of tea off him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We only have one each so does not apply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine have red hair .... all equally unloveable

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"mine have red hair .... all equally unloveable "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're all my favourites, just for different reasons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have four and there all so very different ,I would say my only daughter but I would be lying, hmmmm????

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