FabSwingers.com forum: Humiliated

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the most humiliating thing that's ever happened to you? Something so awfully embarrassing that even you can see the funny side.

More ludicrous and descriptive, the better, but keep it real.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

You first OP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everytime i lose/fail i get very dark im not a good loser thank fuck i dont do it often thats prom why as im not used to it

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

Virtuosa

Has to be taking my phone in to print pictures and discovering I hadn't actually deleted the naughty ones.

The woman's face was a picture!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Well, when I was younger and much more foolish I was attempting to get into the knickers of a girl in my friend group. So in my infinite wisdom I sent her a fully nude photo of myself. Now she wasnt interested in me at all but she did fancy my best friend, whome she promptly sent it to for a laughter I presume. From there it was sent to pretty much everybody I went to secondary school with. Luckily I was at uni at the time and I haven't really seen anybody since, I could have died of embarrassment though

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Being shot down in flames by someone quite recently in the vanilla world was pretty humiliating

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

The most humiliating thing that's ever happened to me is a porno vid of me and Mr surfacing online, and being plastered all over Facebook by a supposed "friend"! Mortifying. I feel we have had the last laugh now we've fully embraced the swinging lifestyle though...

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I was sitting on the toilet on a train and I pressed a button to lock the door but it actually unlocked it and the whole door automatically opened and there were people sitting only a foot away staring at me.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"The most humiliating thing that's ever happened to me is a porno vid of me and Mr surfacing online, and being plastered all over Facebook by a supposed "friend"! Mortifying. I feel we have had the last laugh now we've fully embraced the swinging lifestyle though...

Fuck em, they were only jealous

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Fuck em, they were only jealous

Wouldn't fuck 'em with a shitty stick!

Some people are very sad individuals.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Fuck em, they were only jealous

Wouldn't fuck 'em with a shitty stick!

Some people are very sad individuals. "

Agreed

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I remember once at band camp I fell off my chair into the woodwind section and got a clarinet stuck up my bum. When I got up and tried to walk away I was playing Beethoven’s Fifth in c minor My friend in the Brass section tried to wedge it out with his trumpet but that too got stuck by the end of the day I was playing all the instruments and it was so embarrassing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and a guy decided to get amorous in the loo on a train, only i accidently set the call alarm off.. shot out and back to a seat trying too look innocent and the next station the driver made an announcement that an alarm had been pressed..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This happened to me last year,I joined the gym with my daughter and after being on the treadmill the day before and doing canny I thought I would up the speed only thing is it kept going faster and I couldn't stop it,so I belly flopped right off the end ,talk about being embarrassed I was motified

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So not just me then?

I've been left standing on the roadside as I was 'Drive by-ed' By a local couple, they took one look and fucked off.

I've been caught smuggling porn through an airport, didn't even know it was a crime!

Thankyou for sharing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

oh and I've also had one of them loud women whisper to her husband 'It ain't happening' within my perfect earshot.. because she was loud, I heard it clear as a bell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a presentation to do at work, put my laptop on the projector and realised a lot of our favourite porn films were in the recent files list!!!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I spent 13 years with my ex wife. I haven't found the funny side of it yet but it was certainly humiliating.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Had a presentation to do at work, put my laptop on the projector and realised a lot of our favourite porn films were in the recent files list!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I spent 13 years with my ex wife. I haven't found the funny side of it yet but it was certainly humiliating. "

fuuucks sake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was sitting on the toilet on a train and I pressed a button to lock the door but it actually unlocked it and the whole door automatically opened and there were people sitting only a foot away staring at me. "

Love this as I e often thought how easy it would be for this to happen

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

The first few words aren't funny but the rest is, someone put something in my drink when I was out one night and I collapsed, the bouncers picked me up (this was in my slim days), carried me outside, I had on a white top with no bra, apparently my top rode up above my tits and kinda squashed them down, my sister said they looked like fat pancakes, the entire club saw my fat pancake tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was showing my manager some pics and accidentally scrolled onto a full, up close picture of my vagina. She just whispered....'let's never talk of this again'

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Another one, I was going to Ibiza with friends and my dad dropped me off at the airport as I was only 17. I very sheepishly had to ask my dad to take my pink fluffy handcuffs back with him as I wasn't allowed to take them with me

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Moving house courtesy of my friends brother and dad.. kink box tips over in the moving van..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

worked in a posh Solicitors office.

my hubby had arrived to collect me so i ran up the stairs out of reception/exit, tripped on the top step and flew out of the office landing on the pavement at the feet of my client

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was 20 on my lunch break I popped into the loos(unisex) for a quick wank. I thought I had locked the cubicle until I heard a lady say oops sorry. I didn't even look up as I was mortified so to this day I still don't know who it was!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nope never been humiliated or humiliated anyone

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Played football once with some friends of a friend....it was my first time joining them....

So anyways it there we 2 ladies playing football also with us....

I took a shot as one of the ladies ran towards me to charge it down...

The football hit her ankles and took her legs from under her, as she fell & stumbled she landed at my feet and knocked me over at the same time...

Then my cock actually proceeded to face plant her direct in the chops....I am not even making it up....it was a little bit awkward to say the least for the first time you join people for a game of football!!!

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

Being marched away by armed police at Nerwark airport whilst going through customs as hundreds of other travellers looked on. I was mortified.

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By *sprey6Man
over a year ago

Here!

Some great stories here!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Being marched away by armed police at Nerwark airport whilst going through customs as hundreds of other travellers looked on. I was mortified.

For what?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"worked in a posh Solicitors office.

my hubby had arrived to collect me so i ran up the stairs out of reception/exit, tripped on the top step and flew out of the office landing on the pavement at the feet of my client

I hope you smiled and said "Ta dah!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Moving house courtesy of my friends brother and dad.. kink box tips over in the moving van..

what's in the naughty box, need details to judge how embarrassing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was showing my manager some pics and accidentally scrolled onto a full, up close picture of my vagina. She just whispered....'let's never talk of this again'"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The first few words aren't funny but the rest is, someone put something in my drink when I was out one night and I collapsed, the bouncers picked me up (this was in my slim days), carried me outside, I had on a white top with no bra, apparently my top rode up above my tits and kinda squashed them down, my sister said they looked like fat pancakes, the entire club saw my fat pancake tits

that's not funny, but I'm glad you can see the funny side x

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Moving house courtesy of my friends brother and dad.. kink box tips over in the moving van..

what's in the naughty box, need details to judge how embarrassing

It was several years ago so right in the midst of bondage days.. scary looking equipment and pvc basically.. mortified.

There’s worse but some never got to the funny part!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Moving house courtesy of my friends brother and dad.. kink box tips over in the moving van..

what's in the naughty box, need details to judge how embarrassing

It was several years ago so right in the midst of bondage days.. scary looking equipment and pvc basically.. mortified.

There’s worse but some never got to the funny part! "

"it's just fancy dress Dad!"

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

"Being marched away by armed police at Newark airport whilst going through customs as hundreds of other travellers looked on. I was mortified.

For what?"

Probably should have added a footnote that no drugs or arms were involved. The truth is too freaky to believe though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Being marched away by armed police at Newark airport whilst going through customs as hundreds of other travellers looked on. I was mortified.

For what?

Probably should have added a footnote that no drugs or arms were involved. The truth is too freaky to believe though.

So tell me then!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"So not just me then?

I've been left standing on the roadside as I was 'Drive by-ed' By a local couple, they took one look and fucked off.

I've been caught smuggling porn through an airport, didn't even know it was a crime!

Thankyou for sharing

Which airport? Asking for a friend...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Falling over in front of a stag party who were actually gentlemen and helped me up but I was mortified, said I was OK and ran off with blood dripping down my head. 5 minutes later I fainted and vomited and ended up in hospital with concussion.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

that's not funny, but I'm glad you can see the funny side x"

It's more the whole fat pancake bit that's funny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So not just me then?

I've been left standing on the roadside as I was 'Drive by-ed' By a local couple, they took one look and fucked off.

I've been caught smuggling porn through an airport, didn't even know it was a crime!

Thankyou for sharing

Which airport? Asking for a friend...

Norwich

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Falling over in front of a stag party who were actually gentlemen and helped me up but I was mortified, said I was OK and ran off with blood dripping down my head. 5 minutes later I fainted and vomited and ended up in hospital with concussion. "

bloody hell

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

that's not funny, but I'm glad you can see the funny side x

It's more the whole fat pancake bit that's funny. "

The way you said it was, I was chuckling

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

that's not funny, but I'm glad you can see the funny side x

It's more the whole fat pancake bit that's funny.

The way you said it was, I was chuckling

Everyone loves my fat pancakes now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was showing some pics to a friend, and another friend grabbed the phone, tried to enlarge the pic but swiped sideways and ended up seeing some pics of me that were for mr eyes only. He always asks me now if I have any new pics for him x

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

In my time I've had a few but none I'd care to share here

I laugh at them now them..it's all part of the fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to meet someone. He opened the door i tripped up fell through his door with a broken ankle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was showing some pics to a friend, and another friend grabbed the phone, tried to enlarge the pic but swiped sideways and ended up seeing some pics of me that were for mr eyes only. He always asks me now if I have any new pics for him x "

A lot of phone and pc related bloopers on this thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In my time I've had a few but none I'd care to share here

I laugh at them now them..it's all part of the fun

I'd love to hear yours

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

One morning my lad comes to wake me, climbs on the other side of the bed. Let’s out a yelp, he’s just knelt on Mr Glass. He hands it over “think this is yours Mum, what is it ?”

“A massager”

Note to self count the toys out and count them back in and no more white bedding so things stand out !

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

One of my less embarrassing ones was sending an x rated message to my daughter in law...I'm very careful now before I press send

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Went to meet someone. He opened the door i tripped up fell through his door with a broken ankle."

Ouch! Like meet/meet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One of my less embarrassing ones was sending an x rated message to my daughter in law...I'm very careful now before I press send "

I sent a suggestive one to my aunty.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"In my time I've had a few but none I'd care to share here

I laugh at them now them..it's all part of the fun

I'd love to hear yours "

That would be a giggle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One morning my lad comes to wake me, climbs on the other side of the bed. Let’s out a yelp, he’s just knelt on Mr Glass. He hands it over “think this is yours Mum, what is it ?”

“A massager”

Note to self count the toys out and count them back in and no more white bedding so things stand out ! "

At least it wasnt mr. real

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"One of my less embarrassing ones was sending an x rated message to my daughter in law...I'm very careful now before I press send

I sent a suggestive one to my aunty.

Oh dear... I'd like to have seen the reply

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Went to meet someone. He opened the door i tripped up fell through his door with a broken ankle."

Jeez..ouch

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"One morning my lad comes to wake me, climbs on the other side of the bed. Let’s out a yelp, he’s just knelt on Mr Glass. He hands it over “think this is yours Mum, what is it ?”

“A massager”

Note to self count the toys out and count them back in and no more white bedding so things stand out !

At least it wasnt mr. real

They are both easier to see on white bedding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

went to the loo decided to go on FB

opened FB and accidently went live

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sent a close up pic (the one on my profile) to my aunt instead of a friend called Anne

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"went to the loo decided to go on FB

opened FB and accidently went live

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"went to the loo decided to go on FB

opened FB and accidently went live

this is why I don't use FB

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

I once shat myself trying not to use the public toilet racing home.

One of my mate threw his chew gum across the class only for me to turn around unknowingly catching the gum in my mouth lol

Cramp doing sex I suppose more of funny.

[not me this time] Was having sex with a gorgeous lady upon her getting off the bed after she was upside down she fell face-first to the floor.

My brother once sent me a voice message that was for his girlfriend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"went to the loo decided to go on FB

opened FB and accidently went live

Classy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I once shat myself trying not to use the public toilet racing home.

One of my mate threw his chew gum across the class only for me to turn around unknowingly catching the gum in my mouth lol

Cramp doing sex I suppose more of funny.

[not me this time] Was having sex with a gorgeous lady upon her getting off the bed after she was upside down she fell face-first to the floor.

My brother once sent me a voice message that was for his girlfriend.

I've shat myself too, only I was d*unk. More mortified than humiliated

Tricked the taxi driver into letting me get in, got half way back to camp before he realised. Had to walk past guards on duty and everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm, night out in Leeds were I completely missed a step in a dark nightclub and ended up flat on my face, would be just one example. Really there's too many to mention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

received a whatsapp message requesting nudes.

held phone in my hand while I read it out to my friend and said what i thought about the request

not realising I'd pressed voice record

my whole conversation was sent to the person requesting photos

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"went to the loo decided to go on FB

opened FB and accidently went live

Oh know..sorry I shouldn't be giggling but I am...are you over it now?

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

Even cringing now as I’m typing this

....... But many years ago when me and my husband first started swinging I was about 25 met a lovely cple went back to there’s had way to much to drink and you know that feeling u get when u lie down and next minute you get the spins then you spew well that happened to me as I put my head down to lick her out I was and still am mortified ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Even cringing now as I’m typing this

omg that's horrendous!

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

I went urbexing a few years ago, and to get out I had to drop down off a 10ft wall at the side of a busy main road. My trousers got stuck on a nail on the wall and I was left hanging there....until my trousers rippped and I fell to the floor in a rather ungainly heap with my arse hanging out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I went urbexing a few years ago, and to get out I had to drop down off a 10ft wall at the side of a busy main road. My trousers got stuck on a nail on the wall and I was left hanging there....until my trousers rippped and I fell to the floor in a rather ungainly heap with my arse hanging out

serves you right for trespassing

Not too badly hurt I hope.

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Even cringing now as I’m typing this

DING DING DING.....

WE HAVE A WINNER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.....

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

"Even cringing now as I’m typing this

DING DING DING.....

WE HAVE A WINNER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.....

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....You know when something is that bad when even after 16 years it still makes you cringe

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Even cringing now as I’m typing this

DING DING DING.....

WE HAVE A WINNER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.....

....You know when something is that bad when even after 16 years it still makes you cringe

..."

Oh wow. That sounds so awful!

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By *abydollxxWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham - Selly oak

As a teenager, I went to an MCR gig, it was my first ever one. I was wearing quite a low cut top (I still own it to this day) and an MCR top over it. (Gotta show my support) anyway so I'm jumping around, having a great time and I got too hot. I took the MCR top off and carried on jumping up and down. I felt my tits pop out as I was jumping. I was mortified, the 2 lads from school didn't mind so much, luckily they didn't say anything as far as I was aware but they weren't really in my circle of friends anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a day trip to France with my ex planned and woke up feeling unwell didn’t want to disappoint him so we still went - first mistake! Threw up all the way over on the ferry but once got there felt much better, went for lunch and thought best just have soup and chose tomato- second mistake! Started feeling unwell again and decided to call it a day , got on the bus and it was very warm and I felt very unwell, said to ex ‘quick pass me a bag’ !!! Too late, projectile vomit tomato soup down the back of the poor guy sitting in front of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"went to the loo decided to go on FB

opened FB and accidently went live

Oh know..sorry I shouldn't be giggling but I am...are you over it now?

ha ha ha yes finally

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I was once staying in a hotel on my own and I was setting the Wi-Fi up on my phone while on the loo and my legs ended up going numb. When I stood up they were totally dead and I was wearing ankle boots so I ended up really badly spraining my ankle and fell in a heap on the bathroom floor with my jeans found my ankles. I'm just glad I didn't hit my head on the bath or something as it wouldn't be nice for the maids to find me like that the next morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was once staying in a hotel on my own and I was setting the Wi-Fi up on my phone while on the loo and my legs ended up going numb. When I stood up they were totally dead and I was wearing ankle boots so I ended up really badly spraining my ankle and fell in a heap on the bathroom floor with my jeans found my ankles. I'm just glad I didn't hit my head on the bath or something as it wouldn't be nice for the maids to find me like that the next morning

Phones on the loo are dangerous, I've had to stop taking mine to the bathroom

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Phones on the loo are dangerous, I've had to stop taking mine to the bathroom

Legs go dead watching too much Brazillian fart porn eh?

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

that's not funny, but I'm glad you can see the funny side x

It's more the whole fat pancake bit that's funny.

The way you said it was, I was chuckling

Everyone loves my fat pancakes now! "

I'm going to agree with the OP on this. I too was thinking "this is absolutely horrifying, that's not funny at all" until I got to those three little words.

Fat

Pancake

Tits

That took me so by surprise I did a little laugh-snort and my colleague gave me a funny look

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

that's not funny, but I'm glad you can see the funny side x

It's more the whole fat pancake bit that's funny.

The way you said it was, I was chuckling

Everyone loves my fat pancakes now!

I'm going to agree with the OP on this. I too was thinking "this is absolutely horrifying, that's not funny at all" until I got to those three little words.

Fat

Pancake

Tits

That took me so by surprise I did a little laugh-snort and my colleague gave me a funny look

See! There's a silver lining to everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In college, I went for army camp training, one day during 5KM run some idiots whistled on passing girls, they turn out to be senior army guy daughters, the whole group was asked to role on muddy road (2KM stretch) same girls we're made to watch and laugh on us needless to say it was too much humiliation and hurt machoism

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

that's not funny, but I'm glad you can see the funny side x

It's more the whole fat pancake bit that's funny.

The way you said it was, I was chuckling

Everyone loves my fat pancakes now!

I'm going to agree with the OP on this. I too was thinking "this is absolutely horrifying, that's not funny at all" until I got to those three little words.

Fat

Pancake

Tits

That took me so by surprise I did a little laugh-snort and my colleague gave me a funny look

See! There's a silver lining to everything

I can deal with any amount of cloud if the silver lining is tits.

Yes, even fat pancake ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the interests of honesty.

I went to Ibiza when I was 30 and the first night we were heading to a club with a group. My friend bought me something that I probably shouldn't have ingested and a period of time has been blanked from my mind. The next memory I have from that night is dancing in the middle of a dancefloor on my own and realising as much and that I'm doing some weird type of raving, then I looked up and the seats around the dancefloor were all full and people were watching me. I freaked a little before pulling everyone of their seats under the guise of "Your in ibiza, get up and party!". Once I had everyone up on the dancefloor I legged it as I was super embarrassed. The next day folks at our hotel were coming up to me and telling me other things I had done like dancing on one of the podiums and I had my top off and I spent the rest of that day looking no one in the eye lol

Just to be clear, this was something a tried once only in Ibiza, and something I won't repeat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phones on the loo are dangerous, I've had to stop taking mine to the bathroom

Legs go dead watching too much Brazillian fart porn eh?"

Helps with the bowel movements

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Phones on the loo are dangerous, I've had to stop taking mine to the bathroom

Legs go dead watching too much Brazillian fart porn eh?

Helps with the bowel movements

And the smell adds to the authentic experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phones on the loo are dangerous, I've had to stop taking mine to the bathroom

Legs go dead watching too much Brazillian fart porn eh?

Helps with the bowel movements

And the smell adds to the authentic experience

My farts smell like cinnamon I'll have you know

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Phones on the loo are dangerous, I've had to stop taking mine to the bathroom

Legs go dead watching too much Brazillian fart porn eh?

Helps with the bowel movements

And the smell adds to the authentic experience

My farts smell like cinnamon I'll have you know

I think you're doing the cinnamon challenge wrong...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phones on the loo are dangerous, I've had to stop taking mine to the bathroom

Legs go dead watching too much Brazillian fart porn eh?

Helps with the bowel movements

And the smell adds to the authentic experience

My farts smell like cinnamon I'll have you know

I think you're doing the cinnamon challenge wrong..."

Witty reply for everything, haha I can't win

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Phones on the loo are dangerous, I've had to stop taking mine to the bathroom

Legs go dead watching too much Brazillian fart porn eh?

Helps with the bowel movements

And the smell adds to the authentic experience

My farts smell like cinnamon I'll have you know

I think you're doing the cinnamon challenge wrong...

Witty reply for everything, haha I can't win

Sorrryyyy Danish butt

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

Used to chat on skype with an online friend who lived in Asia. Time differences-- it didn't occur to me to consider what she was doing when I sent her very explicit details of someone I had met, and asked for advice.

She was in the middle of a presentation at work, using her own laptop. My entire comment was projected full screen on the wall.

Probably worse for her than for me?

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I once joined City of Birmingham brass band, on percussion, for a contest they were taking part in.

I can't actually read music, but managed to wing it all through rehearsals.

On the day of the contest itself, I managed to hit the last note a split second after everyone else....

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

that's not funny, but I'm glad you can see the funny side x

It's more the whole fat pancake bit that's funny.

The way you said it was, I was chuckling

Everyone loves my fat pancakes now!

I'm going to agree with the OP on this. I too was thinking "this is absolutely horrifying, that's not funny at all" until I got to those three little words.

Fat

Pancake

Tits

That took me so by surprise I did a little laugh-snort and my colleague gave me a funny look

See! There's a silver lining to everything

I can deal with any amount of cloud if the silver lining is tits.

Yes, even fat pancake ones.

They seem to be quite popular

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Colleague picked up my unlocked phone and swiped the pics... One of the girls sat opposite with my cock in her mouth... Coffee break was awkward!

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

that's not funny, but I'm glad you can see the funny side x

It's more the whole fat pancake bit that's funny.

The way you said it was, I was chuckling

Everyone loves my fat pancakes now!

I'm going to agree with the OP on this. I too was thinking "this is absolutely horrifying, that's not funny at all" until I got to those three little words.

Fat

Pancake

Tits

That took me so by surprise I did a little laugh-snort and my colleague gave me a funny look

See! There's a silver lining to everything

I can deal with any amount of cloud if the silver lining is tits.

Yes, even fat pancake ones.

They seem to be quite popular

They look fabulous

And you have a very kissable mouth, too

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

that's not funny, but I'm glad you can see the funny side x

It's more the whole fat pancake bit that's funny.

The way you said it was, I was chuckling

Everyone loves my fat pancakes now!

I'm going to agree with the OP on this. I too was thinking "this is absolutely horrifying, that's not funny at all" until I got to those three little words.

Fat

Pancake

Tits

That took me so by surprise I did a little laugh-snort and my colleague gave me a funny look

See! There's a silver lining to everything

I can deal with any amount of cloud if the silver lining is tits.

Yes, even fat pancake ones.

They seem to be quite popular

They look fabulous

And you have a very kissable mouth, too

Thanks!

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By *sprey6Man
over a year ago

Here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couldn't possibly say

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