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By *urning the kink OP   Man
over a year ago

bristol

To get a stuck sky remote out of a arse?

Friend of mine fell onto his and is struggling to get it out

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Use the contents of the Lynx can as "lube"

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Can't you give him a hand ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bran cereal.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Get a bicycle pump and insert the valve into your arse. Pump the pump until you feel pressure building and then when your ready aim your arse at the curtains and hey presto. Hopefully there will be no follow true and the remote will be in perfect working order

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By *urning the kink OP   Man
over a year ago

bristol


"Get a bicycle pump and insert the valve into your arse. Pump the pump until you feel pressure building and then when your ready aim your arse at the curtains and hey presto. Hopefully there will be no follow true and the remote will be in perfect working order "

He can't find a pump

Will a hose pipe work(bit worried the remote batteries might get wet tho)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry, you can get a replacement cheaply on eBay

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Get him to strain the muscles, press those buttons and find the real shit on TV

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By *urning the kink OP   Man
over a year ago

bristol


"Get him to strain the muscles, press those buttons and find the real shit on TV"

It works

Every channels chatting about brexit

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"Get a bicycle pump and insert the valve into your arse. Pump the pump until you feel pressure building and then when your ready aim your arse at the curtains and hey presto. Hopefully there will be no follow true and the remote will be in perfect working order

He can't find a pump

Will a hose pipe work(bit worried the remote batteries might get wet tho) "

Yes cut a length of hose pipe approx 3 ft long place one end approx 7 inches into arse area and blow into other end with three sharp blows. Remember not to suck as you will probably block the pipe

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Get a bicycle pump and insert the valve into your arse. Pump the pump until you feel pressure building and then when your ready aim your arse at the curtains and hey presto. Hopefully there will be no follow true and the remote will be in perfect working order

He can't find a pump

Will a hose pipe work(bit worried the remote batteries might get wet tho)

Yes cut a length of hose pipe approx 3 ft long place one end approx 7 inches into arse area and blow into other end with three sharp blows. Remember not to suck as you will probably block the pipe "

This sounds like the voice of experience

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Bran cereal. "

The classic tried and tested method for horses

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Bran cereal.

The classic tried and tested method for horses "

Why the hell would a horse have a sky remote up its arse????

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Bran cereal.

The classic tried and tested method for horses

Why the hell would a horse have a sky remote up its arse???? "

When a horse has a blockage you give it bran mash to force the blockage

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Wouldn't bran mash up a horse's arse just push the remote further in ?

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By *urning the kink OP   Man
over a year ago

bristol


"Wouldn't bran mash up a horse's arse just push the remote further in ?"

Brilliant xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bran cereal.

The classic tried and tested method for horses

Why the hell would a horse have a sky remote up its arse???? "

to watch television instead of getting the runs(like when I back 'em!).

PS,If it was a black-and-white television,

it would be a zebra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pour the wine on it to lube then take lynx can to make it smell better tell

Him to be more careful ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cholic is very life threatening I’ve lost two horses in a space of a couple of months. Heart broken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try some laxatives. It will be a smooth ride afterwards

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By *etite HandfulWoman
over a year ago

Chester

Is it in straight or sideways?

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