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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Else answer the doctors questions with a knobhead response

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

I do if the doctor asks me what I think it is. Erm ... that's why I visited a professional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Like what? To be honest I listen carefully. I value my health. (And don’t listen properly sometimes)

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Why on earth would you do that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once rolled my eyes at Dr Who if that counts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Else answer the doctors questions with a knobhead response"

Nope, I save it for the nosey ass receptionist at the desk.

"Why do you need to see the Dr?"

"Burst chalfont, wanna see it?"

Always works

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Like what? To be honest I listen carefully. I value my health. (And don’t listen properly sometimes) "

I went for a chest infection, an she asked if I was sexually active, so my reply was “describe active? There’s active volcanoes that haven’t gone off in 50 years”

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

No I don’t. I don’t want to be there catching germs. I just want to get it over and done with and escape as quickly as possible

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why on earth would you do that? "
read below

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

If I'm at the doctors I need a doctor to make me better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Else answer the doctors questions with a knobhead response"

I end up trying to show how much i know like a car crash interview

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Questions in general practice are usually asked for a genuine reason,from the receptionist to the clinician

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

I answer most questions with a dick answer..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Else answer the doctors questions with a knobhead response

Nope, I save it for the nosey ass receptionist at the desk.

"Why do you need to see the Dr?"

"Burst chalfont, wanna see it?"

Always works"
i always just say its personal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I went for a chest infection, an she asked if I was sexually active, so my reply was “describe active? There’s active volcanoes that haven’t gone off in 50 years”

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I went for a chest infection, an she asked if I was sexually active, so my reply was “describe active? There’s active volcanoes that haven’t gone off in 50 years”"

Someone is either sexually active or inactive.

It's not a difficult question.

That's one juvenile response to someone with a very busy day.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

P.S. No...... If I've gone with a health concern I answer questions because I want answers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm not there to waste their time, I'm there to get better. I rely on doctors to survive.

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

I worked in the NHS for a long time. If people just answer the questions without being dicks it saves a lot of time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"P.S. No...... If I've gone with a health concern I answer questions because I want answers. "
what’s bein sexually active got to do with having lungs full off phlegm?

That’s like the opticians asking if your fertile

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Else answer the doctors questions with a knobhead response

Nope, I save it for the nosey ass receptionist at the desk.

"Why do you need to see the Dr?"

"Burst chalfont, wanna see it?"

Always works"

I'm sure it's some kind of test...mission get past the bloody reeptionist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Else answer the doctors questions with a knobhead response"

No the nhs is stretched enough without people wasting gp's time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went for a chest infection, an she asked if I was sexually active, so my reply was “describe active? There’s active volcanoes that haven’t gone off in 50 years”"

Did the Dr say "Well, I see we won't be needing to examine your funny bone!"

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"P.S. No...... If I've gone with a health concern I answer questions because I want answers. what’s bein sexually active got to do with having lungs full off phlegm?

That’s like the opticians asking if your fertile "

I tend to assume that they have reasons for asking questions. Not all connections are obvious, like depression can be something opticians need to know about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do if the doctor asks me what I think it is. Erm ... that's why I visited a professional "

Hubby did exactly that in may

“ what do your think it is “

Ibs, gall stones, chrones desease, Cancer “

Then I swear, weirdest question ever .....”what would you do if it was cancer “

Get better or die . Unless you know a third option

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"P.S. No...... If I've gone with a health concern I answer questions because I want answers. what’s bein sexually active got to do with having lungs full off phlegm?

That’s like the opticians asking if your fertile "

Tb transmission risk?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Why the heck would you try and be a smart arse to someone you're seeing because of a genuine health concern?

Not only is it a waste of everyone's time (including those patients waiting patiently to be called who may have serious conditions affecting them) but it's hugely disrespectful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, I’m not an awful person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer the matron

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast

I went to the dr to get my innoculations when we were going to thailand on honeymoon.

Dr "well, for travelling to tbailand, youll need this, this, this and this."

Me "ok"

Dr "and if youre planning to have sex, youll need tis too. ARE ypu planning to have sex?"

Me "errrrr - its my honeymoon, so.... yes, sorta, hopefully!"

Dr "no, i mean if youre planning to have sex with someone else".

Me "errrr - no, wasnt on the itinerary, really"

Dr "are you sure? You

never know until ypu get there"!

Wtf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For those who don't have a great opinion of GP receptionists - let me tell you. They wouldn't give a toss what your problem is. But they get bollocking if you book them with the wrong person as it's a waste of appointment, time and they have to rebook.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No never done that

I usually answer questions like a grown adult

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went for a chest infection, an she asked if I was sexually active, so my reply was “describe active? There’s active volcanoes that haven’t gone off in 50 years”"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For those who don't have a great opinion of GP receptionists - let me tell you. They wouldn't give a toss what your problem is. But they get bollocking if you book them with the wrong person as it's a waste of appointment, time and they have to rebook. "
g.p receptionist by any chance?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"P.S. No...... If I've gone with a health concern I answer questions because I want answers. what’s bein sexually active got to do with having lungs full off phlegm?

That’s like the opticians asking if your fertile "

Opticians often do. Due to the nature of the equipment used for some eye tests.

Maybe your doctor understands the link between oral sex and antibiotic resistant throat bacteria which provide a lovely soupy porridge for knob or pussy bacteria to reproduce in and cause lovely throat and lung infections....

Or maybe they just wanted to warn you about giving oral to a partner while you have an infection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For those who don't have a great opinion of GP receptionists - let me tell you. They wouldn't give a toss what your problem is. But they get bollocking if you book them with the wrong person as it's a waste of appointment, time and they have to rebook. g.p receptionist by any chance? "

I've done it in the past.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only people that are knobs would do that. Drs and NHS staff have very little time and it doesn't need to be wasted

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"P.S. No...... If I've gone with a health concern I answer questions because I want answers. what’s bein sexually active got to do with having lungs full off phlegm?

That’s like the opticians asking if your fertile

Opticians often do. Due to the nature of the equipment used for some eye tests.

Maybe your doctor understands the link between oral sex and antibiotic resistant throat bacteria which provide a lovely soupy porridge for knob or pussy bacteria to reproduce in and cause lovely throat and lung infections....

Or maybe they just wanted to warn you about giving oral to a partner while you have an infection. "

Why is everyone on here so straight laced

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Sometimes you say something stupid and it falls flat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For those who don't have a great opinion of GP receptionists - let me tell you. They wouldn't give a toss what your problem is. But they get bollocking if you book them with the wrong person as it's a waste of appointment, time and they have to rebook. "

Exactly this,triage to the most appropriate clinician or other healthcare professional..and no,I am not a receptionist, just employ them

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"P.S. No...... If I've gone with a health concern I answer questions because I want answers. what’s bein sexually active got to do with having lungs full off phlegm?

That’s like the opticians asking if your fertile

Opticians often do. Due to the nature of the equipment used for some eye tests.

Maybe your doctor understands the link between oral sex and antibiotic resistant throat bacteria which provide a lovely soupy porridge for knob or pussy bacteria to reproduce in and cause lovely throat and lung infections....

Or maybe they just wanted to warn you about giving oral to a partner while you have an infection.

Why is everyone on here so straight laced"

Describe straight laced....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sometimes you say something stupid and it falls flat. "

Thing is though it didn’t cuz she nearly fell off her chair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For those who don't have a great opinion of GP receptionists - let me tell you. They wouldn't give a toss what your problem is. But they get bollocking if you book them with the wrong person as it's a waste of appointment, time and they have to rebook.

Exactly this,triage to the most appropriate clinician or other healthcare professional..and no,I am not a receptionist, just employ them"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes you say something stupid and it falls flat. "

Exactly this,we are very privileged to have free access to the NHS and all it's wonderful professionals,hate it when people feel the need to take the piss,especially when so many struggle to access it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only people that are knobs would do that. Drs and NHS staff have very little time and it doesn't need to be wasted "

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Sometimes you say something stupid and it falls flat.

Thing is though it didn’t cuz she nearly fell off her chair"

To be fair I think it was the way you presented it as if it's a "thing" you look to do all the time - we all make quips in inappropriate circumstances at times for various reasons and I'm sure in the instance you mentioned it was funny at the time.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

The only time I despair with NHS personnel, is when I attend an Eye clinic or Unit for the first time.

I'd virtually no sight in my Left Eye from birth & over the years I've become blind!

So, when I have my eyes tested, I'll be asked to cover my Right Eye and read the wall eyesight chart with my Left eye.

I will respond that I don't see at all with that eye but usually I can see the nurse take a deep breath & look at me as if I don't know what I'm talking about.

Once, I was even told, "let us be the judge of that, so please do as you're asked" only to say a few moments later, "did you know you've a problem with vision in your Left Eye?"

To which I slap my forehead and reply, "So that's what's wrong!!! (then add) believe me, I've known for all my life. I know my own body, so please let ME tell you what's what! OK???"

Grrrr!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went for a chest infection, an she asked if I was sexually active, so my reply was “describe active? There’s active volcanoes that haven’t gone off in 50 years”"

Glad you said it was a knobhead answer not a funny one

Why do you feel the need to be a knobhead?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

No. My Dr’s are a bit brusque at the best of times, be too bloody scared.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Like what? To be honest I listen carefully. I value my health. (And don’t listen properly sometimes)

I went for a chest infection, an she asked if I was sexually active, so my reply was “describe active? There’s active volcanoes that haven’t gone off in 50 years”"
well if you know your doc and have a good relationship with them it's good to have a sense of humour.

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