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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Someone said, "if a woman's pussy is GREAT, a man should cum within the time it takes to play 2 songs and half".

This means when a man keeps hammering at it for hours and not cumming - that ain't a good pussy. Don't go drilling again - you are not mining for oil! True?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

What utter and complete bollocks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 songs? All I need is 30 seconds

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By *ocodoughnutgirlWoman
over a year ago

Sea of jelly and doughnuts

Some people are so backward!

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Do what fella?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yawns

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Ah ... so if he can't shoot one out ... it's the woman's fault.

Nice one

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do we make our pussies bad if we fancy a longer session?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well - I’ve never cummed from a meet all together! (I just go all night apparently). So I’ve never really had a good pussy then ehh?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"How do we make our pussies bad if we fancy a longer session? "

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"How do we make our pussies bad if we fancy a longer session? "
you need to play baroque music that goes on for ages.

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Shine on you crazy diamond - Parts I - IX should do for starters, all 25 minutes of it

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Someone said, "if a woman's pussy is GREAT, a man should cum within the time it takes to play 2 songs and half".

This means when a man keeps hammering at it for hours and not cumming - that ain't a good pussy. Don't go drilling again - you are not mining for oil! True? "

So if a man doesn't cum, blame the woman. That's offensive.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Someone said, "if a woman's pussy is GREAT, a man should cum within the time it takes to play 2 songs and half".

This means when a man keeps hammering at it for hours and not cumming - that ain't a good pussy. Don't go drilling again - you are not mining for oil! True?

So if a man doesn't cum, blame the woman. That's offensive. "

it’s stupid

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Someone said, "if a woman's pussy is GREAT, a man should cum within the time it takes to play 2 songs and half".

This means when a man keeps hammering at it for hours and not cumming - that ain't a good pussy. Don't go drilling again - you are not mining for oil! True?

So if a man doesn't cum, blame the woman. That's offensive. "

I said that, or words to that effect

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's always our fault.

My cunt must be fantastic having had a man spaff his load just at the sight of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One time I met a guy, we were kissing for a while and he was done by the time he took my bra off..

Does it mean I have great boobs?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"It's always our fault.

My cunt must be fantastic having had a man spaff his load just at the sight of it. "

Send us a pic

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"One time I met a guy, we were kissing for a while and he was done by the time he took my bra off..

Does it mean I have great boobs? "

Yes...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And some guys wonder why they don’t get meets when they talk a load of rubbish, sometimes I don’t know how they think these things up and expect to get meets

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It's always our fault.

My cunt must be fantastic having had a man spaff his load just at the sight of it.

Send us a pic "

It'll be the same one you've had in the distant past. Use your memory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One time I met a guy, we were kissing for a while and he was done by the time he took my bra off..

Does it mean I have great boobs?

Yes... "

Fair enough I like them haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"It's always our fault.

My cunt must be fantastic having had a man spaff his load just at the sight of it.

Send us a pic

It'll be the same one you've had in the distant past. Use your memory.

"

I use my imagination and left hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One time I met a guy, we were kissing for a while and he was done by the time he took my bra off..

Does it mean I have great boobs?

Yes...

Fair enough I like them haha"

Question is - did he go again?! Or did he waste your night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And some guys wonder why they don’t get meets when they talk a load of rubbish, sometimes I don’t know how they think these things up and expect to get meets "

Let the guys worry about themselves, you worry about yourself

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"Someone said, "if a woman's pussy is GREAT, a man should cum within the time it takes to play 2 songs and half".

This means when a man keeps hammering at it for hours and not cumming - that ain't a good pussy. Don't go drilling again - you are not mining for oil! True? "

Just because a guy claims he can go for hours, I would presume its because he isn't getting the woman off. She is probably bored, filing her nails, planning on redecorating waiting for you to finish..

Probably have that one speed, where they are getting enough friction to stay hard but not enough to finish..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One time I met a guy, we were kissing for a while and he was done by the time he took my bra off..

Does it mean I have great boobs? "

Magical boobs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's always our fault.

My cunt must be fantastic having had a man spaff his load just at the sight of it. "

Haha that's greatness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One time I met a guy, we were kissing for a while and he was done by the time he took my bra off..

Does it mean I have great boobs?

Yes...

Fair enough I like them haha

Question is - did he go again?! Or did he waste your night "

After a while we've both established it's not going anywhere so he left. Thank god I have toys.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"And some guys wonder why they don’t get meets when they talk a load of rubbish, sometimes I don’t know how they think these things up and expect to get meets

Let the guys worry about themselves, you worry about yourself "

Should I be worried that I have a bad pussy because I rarely get guys cumming quickly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the pussy is good, prolong the experience so you can BOTH enjoy it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One time I met a guy, we were kissing for a while and he was done by the time he took my bra off..

Does it mean I have great boobs?

Yes...

Fair enough I like them haha

Question is - did he go again?! Or did he waste your night

After a while we've both established it's not going anywhere so he left. Thank god I have toys."

Oh dear - I hope you didn’t wax/shave & moisturise for nothing! Aye a wide selection is always good to have.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"One time I met a guy, we were kissing for a while and he was done by the time he took my bra off..

Does it mean I have great boobs?

Yes...

Fair enough I like them haha

Question is - did he go again?! Or did he waste your night

After a while we've both established it's not going anywhere so he left. Thank god I have toys.

Oh dear - I hope you didn’t wax/shave & moisturise for nothing! Aye a wide selection is always good to have."

Wide selection?

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Wow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's always our fault.

My cunt must be fantastic having had a man spaff his load just at the sight of it.

Haha that's greatness "

You took that out of my mouth! Her royal greatness!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read that fleshlight review too, think it was just a premejac justifying disappointing a toy

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By *hangerMan
over a year ago

brighton

Whomever the OP was quoting is a complete idiot!

Loads more I could say to expand on the above, but in another way it says all that is necessary!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One time I met a guy, we were kissing for a while and he was done by the time he took my bra off..

Does it mean I have great boobs?

Yes...

Fair enough I like them haha

Question is - did he go again?! Or did he waste your night

After a while we've both established it's not going anywhere so he left. Thank god I have toys.

Oh dear - I hope you didn’t wax/shave & moisturise for nothing! Aye a wide selection is always good to have.

Wide selection? "

Looks like he knows me

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

When you thought you'd heard it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One time I met a guy, we were kissing for a while and he was done by the time he took my bra off..

Does it mean I have great boobs?

Yes...

Fair enough I like them haha

Question is - did he go again?! Or did he waste your night

After a while we've both established it's not going anywhere so he left. Thank god I have toys.

Oh dear - I hope you didn’t wax/shave & moisturise for nothing! Aye a wide selection is always good to have.

Wide selection?

Looks like he knows me "

The ‘pleasers’ are always to spot. Not afraid to show off their toys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One time I met a guy, we were kissing for a while and he was done by the time he took my bra off..

Does it mean I have great boobs?

Yes...

Fair enough I like them haha

Question is - did he go again?! Or did he waste your night

After a while we've both established it's not going anywhere so he left. Thank god I have toys.

Oh dear - I hope you didn’t wax/shave & moisturise for nothing! Aye a wide selection is always good to have.

Wide selection?

Looks like he knows me

The ‘pleasers’ are always to spot. Not afraid to show off their toys "

Funny enough one of my toys is called European pleaser

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One time I met a guy, we were kissing for a while and he was done by the time he took my bra off..

Does it mean I have great boobs?

Yes...

Fair enough I like them haha

Question is - did he go again?! Or did he waste your night

After a while we've both established it's not going anywhere so he left. Thank god I have toys.

Oh dear - I hope you didn’t wax/shave & moisturise for nothing! Aye a wide selection is always good to have.

Wide selection?

Looks like he knows me

The ‘pleasers’ are always to spot. Not afraid to show off their toys

Funny enough one of my toys is called European pleaser "

We are sending the toy back to Europe after Brexit. No more toys replacing us men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Wide selection?

Looks like he knows me

The ‘pleasers’ are always to spot. Not afraid to show off their toys

Funny enough one of my toys is called European pleaser "

They’ve even got names. Very friendly with them I see! - someone’s spending more time on the forums than meeting ehhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Wide selection?

Looks like he knows me

The ‘pleasers’ are always to spot. Not afraid to show off their toys

Funny enough one of my toys is called European pleaser

They’ve even got names. Very friendly with them I see! - someone’s spending more time on the forums than meeting ehhh "

I didn't name it. Sex shop website did

I've had a meet over the weekend. I'm alright for a few days

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast

God, and i thought I talked bollocks!

NEXT!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

So... if some guys have cum in a minute or two and some have gone for ages does that mean the pussy varies in quality? Asking for a friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It means the guy has been doing his pelvic floor exercises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

. What happens if you get a variety? One man cums after 10 seconds, 1 after 2 mins and one after 5 hours....do you take a mean average??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So... if some guys have cum in a minute or two and some have gone for ages does that mean the pussy varies in quality? Asking for a friend. "

Clearly some guys like to blame anyone but themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This exact happening bothered me for years , I could never get a man to last more than maybe 2 mins before he cum , great for them , not much use for me , I’m barely warming up and it’s all over ;( I asked a close male friend his opinion on what I was doing wrong , he laughed and told me I must have a pussy like a sucky calf , asked if any of these men had broken up with me , turned out no , I’d broken it off first in all instances . My pal was convinced I had a perfect pussy ,, except it pleased everyone but me !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This exact happening bothered me for years , I could never get a man to last more than maybe 2 mins before he cum , great for them , not much use for me , I’m barely warming up and it’s all over ;( I asked a close male friend his opinion on what I was doing wrong , he laughed and told me I must have a pussy like a sucky calf , asked if any of these men had broken up with me , turned out no , I’d broken it off first in all instances . My pal was convinced I had a perfect pussy ,, except it pleased everyone but me ! "

That's Chuck the penguin guy ability!

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By *lack UhuruMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"What utter and complete bollocks! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone said, "if a woman's pussy is GREAT, a man should cum within the time it takes to play 2 songs and half".

This means when a man keeps hammering at it for hours and not cumming - that ain't a good pussy. Don't go drilling again - you are not mining for oil! True? "

By someone do you mean you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone said, "if a woman's pussy is GREAT, a man should cum within the time it takes to play 2 songs and half".

This means when a man keeps hammering at it for hours and not cumming - that ain't a good pussy. Don't go drilling again - you are not mining for oil! True? "

This i the same principle as a woman moaning about a guys dick not being big/small/thick......enough. its the conection and fun that matters! He may be hammering away but he may be hammering wrong! Cant blame her!

S(m)

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

If it makes the same noises as Tony the Tiger off the frosties.....

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over a year ago

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


" "

Theyyyyrrreeeeee GRRRRREEEAATTTTT

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By *apiomanMan
over a year ago

Shipley

A great pussy is attached to a great woman and vice versa. And a great woman should be treated with respect so that you both get pleasure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" . What happens if you get a variety? One man cums after 10 seconds, 1 after 2 mins and one after 5 hours....do you take a mean average??"

I imagine in that scenario a woman wouldn't worry about what happened with the first two guys, and would take ibuprofen and get some frozen peas from the freezer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone said, "if a woman's pussy is GREAT, a man should cum within the time it takes to play 2 songs and half".

This means when a man keeps hammering at it for hours and not cumming - that ain't a good pussy. Don't go drilling again - you are not mining for oil! True? "

says more about a guys self control that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually throw sea salt on it. If it is react like snails iris a good one.

If it doesn't . It is a bad one but I'll fuck it and fuck the owner anyway.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"What utter and complete bollocks! "

^^what Steve said...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stroke it several times and if it doesn't scratch you youre passed first base

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By *urning the kinkMan
over a year ago

bristol


"Someone said, "if a woman's pussy is GREAT, a man should cum within the time it takes to play 2 songs and half".

This means when a man keeps hammering at it for hours and not cumming - that ain't a good pussy. Don't go drilling again - you are not mining for oil! True? "

Do you have a stop watch for the 3rd song so you know when it's a good or bad pussy op !!

Seems like a lot of fafff

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

2 songs, damn fore play is just about starting then.... never clock watch on pleasure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone said, "if a woman's pussy is GREAT, a man should cum within the time it takes to play 2 songs and half".

This means when a man keeps hammering at it for hours and not cumming - that ain't a good pussy. Don't go drilling again - you are not mining for oil! True?

By someone do you mean you? "

Yep if I don't make you cum in 5 mins and me in 2 songs and half - we're probably not having fun

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Stroke it , if it purrs your in ,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"2 songs, damn fore play is just about starting then.... never clock watch on pleasure "

Foreplay not included

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stroke it , if it purrs your in , "

Legend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolute nonsense. Does it mean a cock is bad if they can’t come quickly? Or can’t make a woman orgasm from penetration? This is like the teenage beliefs thread. Haha

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"2 songs, damn fore play is just about starting then.... never clock watch on pleasure

Foreplay not included "

Well that’s not worth my time or effort, I don’t do quickies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg!

My pussy is no good.

I'm retiring it from active duty henceforth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Absolute nonsense. Does it mean a cock is bad if they can’t come quickly? Or can’t make a woman orgasm from penetration? This is like the teenage beliefs thread. Haha "

That's not a cock - it's a dick! A cock will make a woman CROW with excitement and orgasm. A great one will make her crow loud enough to wake the neighbors up

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By *urning the kinkMan
over a year ago

bristol


"Omg!

My pussy is no good.

I'm retiring it from active duty henceforth.

"

Don't panic gorgeous

I've just opened a pussy retirement rehabilitation care home

Just £1000 per week for rent and expert advice

Daily workshops with me to get your pussy working again.

All bad pussys pm me xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Omg!

My pussy is no good.

I'm retiring it from active duty henceforth.

"

A pussy is like a pension pot - the more you put in it, the more you can draw out and the longer it lasts. Happy retirement!

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By *apiomanMan
over a year ago

Shipley

Which songs? Personally I am aiming for 2 1/2 times through the Ring Cycle... but I need to find a woman who likes Wagner enough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it sings nessun dorma

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Before you can tell if a pussy is good you first have to find the switch thankfully I have blueprints for most models

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Before you can tell if a pussy is good you first have to find the switch thankfully I have blueprints for most models "

Amen to that!!!

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield


"Someone said, "if a woman's pussy is GREAT, a man should cum within the time it takes to play 2 songs and half".

This means when a man keeps hammering at it for hours and not cumming - that ain't a good pussy. Don't go drilling again - you are not mining for oil! True? "

It depends if a woman tightens her pelvic floor muscles and works a man's cock she could make him cum in about 30 seconds, if she lies there relaxed he could last 3 or 4 hours.

Most women use their muscles depending on how aroused the man makes them, or whether they want to tease him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny thread OP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone said, "if a woman's pussy is GREAT, a man should cum within the time it takes to play 2 songs and half".

This means when a man keeps hammering at it for hours and not cumming - that ain't a good pussy. Don't go drilling again - you are not mining for oil! True? "

Ah bless

His mum told him that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone said, "if a woman's pussy is GREAT, a man should cum within the time it takes to play 2 songs and half".

This means when a man keeps hammering at it for hours and not cumming - that ain't a good pussy. Don't go drilling again - you are not mining for oil! True? "

Ah bless

His mum told him that lol

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By *utton SimonMan
over a year ago

Sutton

LoL,, remind me please,, NOT to refer to your ‘knowledge’. You must be using a blunt drill bit.. lol .

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Someone said, "if a woman's pussy is GREAT, a man should cum within the time it takes to play 2 songs and half".

This means when a man keeps hammering at it for hours and not cumming - that ain't a good pussy. Don't go drilling again - you are not mining for oil! True? "

Go and write me a 1000 lines

"I must not believe the village idiot"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Funny thread OP! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"LoL,, remind me please,, NOT to refer to your ‘knowledge’. You must be using a blunt drill bit.. lol ."

I need it sharpened! Can you help?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone said, "if a woman's pussy is GREAT, a man should cum within the time it takes to play 2 songs and half".

This means when a man keeps hammering at it for hours and not cumming - that ain't a good pussy. Don't go drilling again - you are not mining for oil! True?

Ah bless

His mum told him that lol"

She did actually! and since women are always right - the statement must be true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny OP fred

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By *esireXposedMan
over a year ago

East sussex

Is this how we got "the cat that got the cream" saying?.

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