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By *is Bitch OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Normally we see Men measuring Their cocks with a Sky remote but i have just seen one measuring his with a Hair brush??!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Normally we see Men measuring Their cocks with a Sky remote but i have just seen one measuring his with a Hair brush??! "
pube brush

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

What ever happened to the good old fashioned ruler that I used as a teen? Are they just that unfashionable now?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What ever happened to the good old fashioned ruler that I used as a teen? Are they just that unfashionable now?"

The yoof of today don't know how to use them. They got all laser measuring devices on their watches all James Bond n shiz. Rulers are soooooooo Jurassic.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"What ever happened to the good old fashioned ruler that I used as a teen? Are they just that unfashionable now?"

It’s since we went metric.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aye - I normally measure mine with a piece of string. Always catches women out when asked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least a sky remote is a standard size, a hairbrush can be totally random! What is happening to the world??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best one I ever saw was measuring it next to a toy cow. It properly made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The best one I ever saw was measuring it next to a toy cow. It properly made me laugh "

As in "small........ Far away"?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"The best one I ever saw was measuring it next to a toy cow. It properly made me laugh

As in "small........ Far away"? "

Nice reference

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What ever happened to the good old fashioned ruler that I used as a teen? Are they just that unfashionable now?"

Or yard stick

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Use a £10 note everyone knows what size they are

Anything else could be a small replica

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The best one I ever saw was measuring it next to a toy cow. It properly made me laugh

As in "small........ Far away"?

Nice reference

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Hats off to him if he was referencing Father Ted and quietly chuckling to himself...

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"The best one I ever saw was measuring it next to a toy cow. It properly made me laugh "

On a side note I hope you kept your nerves unwraps today

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I don’t like to define my penis with measurement against anything, ultimately either my knob or the sky remote/ can/hairbrush/complete set of encyclopaedia Brittanica or a small toy soldier from the Afrika Korps called Harold are going to feel inferior.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Random cock pic message on kik

"Is that big enough for ya"

My reply "Hard to tell, with nothing to compare it to"

Next pic, holding a shoe against it "I'm a size 8"

I'm a size 8, I admit I got my tape measure out & checked my foot

I don't think he's really a size 8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The best one I ever saw was measuring it next to a toy cow. It properly made me laugh

On a side note I hope you kept your nerves unwraps today "

I did thank you. I had a great first day

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