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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Any amateur aeronautical engineers in the Yorkshire area able to help me attach a dildo to a drone whilst maintaining its stability. I’ve got a lady who wants to be used by a drone at a unsuspecting moment.

Regards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wowzers

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By *atisfying jackMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"Any amateur aeronautical engineers in the Yorkshire area able to help me attach a dildo to a drone whilst maintaining its stability. I’ve got a lady who wants to be used by a drone at a unsuspecting moment.

Regards"

I mean, how unsuspecting could it be if you're planning on flying a dildodrone at her snatch?

Pretty sure she would have to be ready so to speak.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any amateur aeronautical engineers in the Yorkshire area able to help me attach a dildo to a drone whilst maintaining its stability. I’ve got a lady who wants to be used by a drone at a unsuspecting moment.

Regards

I mean, how unsuspecting could it be if you're planning on flying a dildodrone at her snatch?

Pretty sure she would have to be ready so to speak.

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She will be walking knickerless in the area arranged at said time, on approach I’d like to attach a horn of some sort to make her aware of its imminent descent

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By *atisfying jackMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"Any amateur aeronautical engineers in the Yorkshire area able to help me attach a dildo to a drone whilst maintaining its stability. I’ve got a lady who wants to be used by a drone at a unsuspecting moment.

Regards

I mean, how unsuspecting could it be if you're planning on flying a dildodrone at her snatch?

Pretty sure she would have to be ready so to speak.

She will be walking knickerless in the area arranged at said time, on approach I’d like to attach a horn of some sort to make her aware of its imminent descent"

I hope you've done a risk assessment for this level tomfoolery!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay - what about wing/blade clearance?

Too expensive & too impractical.

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By *etite HandfulWoman
over a year ago

Chester


"Any amateur aeronautical engineers in the Yorkshire area able to help me attach a dildo to a drone whilst maintaining its stability. I’ve got a lady who wants to be used by a drone at a unsuspecting moment.

Regards"

It would be pretty much impossible to use if mounted as you wouldn't have either the momentum or counter weight to penetrate. You may just end up giving her arse rash or nipple burn from the propellers or worse take her nipples off.

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By *exycouplesswingCouple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

“So madam, can you explain what was happening in the moments leading up to your fascinating pussy based injury?”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“So madam, can you explain what was happening in the moments leading up to your fascinating pussy based injury?”"

It’s like when you watch them A&E programs and someone comes in with a toilet brush snapped off inside their bum - watching them try & explain it Hahahaha...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’ve got a blueprint, can you upload pictures on the forum?

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London


"“So madam, can you explain what was happening in the moments leading up to your fascinating pussy based injury?”

It’s like when you watch them A&E programs and someone comes in with a toilet brush snapped off inside their bum - watching them try & explain it Hahahaha... "

Good grief - is that a thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“So madam, can you explain what was happening in the moments leading up to your fascinating pussy based injury?”

It’s like when you watch them A&E programs and someone comes in with a toilet brush snapped off inside their bum - watching them try & explain it Hahahaha...

Good grief - is that a thing?"

You’ve never seen shows such as bizarre A&E!? Oh yes it’s a thing. It’s actually scary watching it sometimes to think how stupid some people are.

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London


"“So madam, can you explain what was happening in the moments leading up to your fascinating pussy based injury?”

It’s like when you watch them A&E programs and someone comes in with a toilet brush snapped off inside their bum - watching them try & explain it Hahahaha...

Good grief - is that a thing?

You’ve never seen shows such as bizarre A&E!? Oh yes it’s a thing. It’s actually scary watching it sometimes to think how stupid some people are. "

The only time I touch the Bizarre A&E and The Boy with a Baboon’s Arse instead of a Face channel is for the cricket highlights.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can see this on you tube fails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WT actual F

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"WT actual F"
you’ll want a go once I’ve got the baby flying

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

Nothing ventured, nothing gained OP... Except in this case I think you'll have to ask your neighbours if they've found a crashed dildo-drone in their garden.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nothing ventured, nothing gained OP... Except in this case I think you'll have to ask your neighbours if they've found a crashed dildo-drone in their garden."
I’ve got a fella in Somerset making me a carbon fibre 8inch dildo, it will be very secure, it’s inflight and penetration I need some help with

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Wowzers"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any amateur aeronautical engineers in the Yorkshire area able to help me attach a dildo to a drone whilst maintaining its stability. I’ve got a lady who wants to be used by a drone at a unsuspecting moment.

Regards"

I fail to see how this will work but I applaud your creativity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's gonna be a yikes from me cheif

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Bloody hell what if it chooses the wrong woman?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any amateur aeronautical engineers in the Yorkshire area able to help me attach a dildo to a drone whilst maintaining its stability. I’ve got a lady who wants to be used by a drone at a unsuspecting moment.

Regards

I fail to see how this will work but I applaud your creativity "
thanks Lucy, when it works I’ll fetch it over. Some footage will be amazing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bloody hell what if it chooses the wrong woman?! "
it wont, my subjects been chosen and will be waiting for its docking. She’s perfect as she has a wide vagina to lessen resistance

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

That’s all Heathrow needs now is flying cocks

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Bloody hell what if it chooses the wrong woman?! it wont, my subjects been chosen and will be waiting for its docking. She’s perfect as she has a wide vagina to lessen resistance "

I'd stand her in a field to make sure,without sheep in it of course.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Had a response from a guy that believes this is feasible, with the appropriate counterweights. Obviously a larger more expensive drone is required. Should be up and running in the next month.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a response from a guy that believes this is feasible, with the appropriate counterweights. Obviously a larger more expensive drone is required. Should be up and running in the next month."

Damn op - you on the devil’s lettuce?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H02c6bhl0SI

It’s already been done, but this will have the capability of penetration

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


" I’d like to attach a horn of some sort "

Rhino horn ?

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Just when you think you've seen everything on this site

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Oh god! Not something else women need to protect themselves from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has made my day!!

Please build one and try it on me!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh god! Not something else women need to protect themselves from "

Not just women, if this works I’m thinking of having an entire squadron of the baby’s in the sky, some with fleshlights on the end. If amazon can deliver packages the why can’t I be a global leader in droneflightfuckUK(r)

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Oh god! Not something else women need to protect themselves from

Not just women, if this works I’m thinking of having an entire squadron of the baby’s in the sky, some with fleshlights on the end. If amazon can deliver packages the why can’t I be a global leader in droneflightfuckUK(r) "

You should go on dragon's den

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh god! Not something else women need to protect themselves from

Not just women, if this works I’m thinking of having an entire squadron of the baby’s in the sky, some with fleshlights on the end. If amazon can deliver packages the why can’t I be a global leader in droneflightfuckUK(r)

You should go on dragon's den"
yeah maybe, sure Deborah would help out with the demo.

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"Any amateur aeronautical engineers in the Yorkshire area able to help me attach a dildo to a drone whilst maintaining its stability. I’ve got a lady who wants to be used by a drone at a unsuspecting moment.

Regards"

you guys have no idea

https://www.mirror.co.uk/tech/dildo-drone-sex-toy-lets-7792533

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own


"Oh god! Not something else women need to protect themselves from

Not just women, if this works I’m thinking of having an entire squadron of the baby’s in the sky, some with fleshlights on the end. If amazon can deliver packages the why can’t I be a global leader in droneflightfuckUK(r)

You should go on dragon's den yeah maybe, sure Deborah would help out with the demo. "

Oh god, mind bleach, mind bleach!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any amateur aeronautical engineers in the Yorkshire area able to help me attach a dildo to a drone whilst maintaining its stability. I’ve got a lady who wants to be used by a drone at a unsuspecting moment.

Regards

I mean, how unsuspecting could it be if you're planning on flying a dildodrone at her snatch?

Pretty sure she would have to be ready so to speak.

She will be walking knickerless in the area arranged at said time, on approach I’d like to attach a horn of some sort to make her aware of its imminent descent"

this could end really badly lol

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed


"Nothing ventured, nothing gained OP... Except in this case I think you'll have to ask your neighbours if they've found a crashed dildo-drone in their garden. I’ve got a fella in Somerset making me a carbon fibre 8inch dildo, it will be very secure, it’s inflight and penetration I need some help with"

Please make sure the drone also has a camera on it as this need to be filmed and posted on xhamster or similar site.

Watching thread with confused interest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh god! Not something else women need to protect themselves from

Not just women, if this works I’m thinking of having an entire squadron of the baby’s in the sky, some with fleshlights on the end. If amazon can deliver packages the why can’t I be a global leader in droneflightfuckUK(r)

You should go on dragon's den yeah maybe, sure Deborah would help out with the demo.

Oh god, mind bleach, mind bleach!! "

I’m not sure, I bet she’s a bit of. A deviant in the bedroom. Wouldn’t mind having a 3 way with her and banantyne

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

I’m sure I’ve seen this on a video before - lady was lying down though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nothing ventured, nothing gained OP... Except in this case I think you'll have to ask your neighbours if they've found a crashed dildo-drone in their garden. I’ve got a fella in Somerset making me a carbon fibre 8inch dildo, it will be very secure, it’s inflight and penetration I need some help with

Please make sure the drone also has a camera on it as this need to be filmed and posted on xhamster or similar site.

Watching thread with confused interest.

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the carbon fibre dildo is designed with a camera in its eye, so footage will be top grade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen a video of this being done!

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By *ourHotSpotMan
over a year ago

Horny Hornchurch


"Any amateur aeronautical engineers in the Yorkshire area able to help me attach a dildo to a drone whilst maintaining its stability. I’ve got a lady who wants to be used by a drone at a unsuspecting moment.

Regards"

Looks like we may have seen the same video clip

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any amateur aeronautical engineers in the Yorkshire area able to help me attach a dildo to a drone whilst maintaining its stability. I’ve got a lady who wants to be used by a drone at a unsuspecting moment.

Regards

Looks like we may have seen the same video clip "
just seen it, looks like I’m not the innovator I thought I was

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By *am4CamWoman
over a year ago

Fairy Land

And just when you thought you’d read it all in Forum Land

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Can just visualize it, a big fog horn going off, everyone turning their heads to look, a big dildo descending from the heavens as a woman jumps on her back and spreads her legs in perpetration.

Could be how god did it with Mary.

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed


"I've seen a video of this being done! "

Please post link would be interested in seeing that

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