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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Midnight wakeup call - my wee boy covering his entire bed with vomit. Urgh.

What's been your worst wakeup call?

Mrs TMN x

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By *uriouscraig400Man
over a year ago

portishead

Had exactly the same on Thursday with the youngest daughter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a brick thru the windows

Or a car thru the house

Plus other insanity

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"a brick thru the windows

Or a car thru the house

Plus other insanity"

Are you serious?!

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Couple weeks ago when boy racers smashed into my car at 3 o'clock in the morning......

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Couple weeks ago when boy racers smashed into my car at 3 o'clock in the morning...... "

Oh lordy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a brick thru the windows

Or a car thru the house

Plus other insanity

Are you serious?! "
yeah lol

Real life problems life on the estate theres probly worse but i know folks get scared easy on here so il keep some back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had the same my son being sick last Wednesday night

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

A bit over five years ago waking up to the worst pain I've experienced in my entire life. Short version: without surgery I would have died.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Similar to you. It was the smell that woke me up! I opened my eyes and my daughter who was around 2 and and a half was standing at the side of my bed covered. She had left a nice trail from her room to mine as well. Poor thing!

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Midnight wakeup call - my wee boy covering his entire bed with vomit. Urgh.

What's been your worst wakeup call?

Mrs TMN x "

2am - no-one liked the chilli i cooked that night so much left over that we fed it to the dog (it was mild and he loves chilli!) - woke up to all three children hurling all over their rooms in quick succession and the dog having donebthe same ALL over the rest of the house! Took until 5:30 am to clean that up then i spent half an hour hueying into the toilet followed by EVERYONE spending 2-3 hours each sitting on the toilet - worst wake-Up call EVER!

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Midnight wakeup call - my wee boy covering his entire bed with vomit. Urgh.

What's been your worst wakeup call?

Mrs TMN x

2am - no-one liked the chilli i cooked that night so much left over that we fed it to the dog (it was mild and he loves chilli!) - woke up to all three children hurling all over their rooms in quick succession and the dog having donebthe same ALL over the rest of the house! Took until 5:30 am to clean that up then i spent half an hour hueying into the toilet followed by EVERYONE spending 2-3 hours each sitting on the toilet - worst wake-Up call EVER!"

Oh sweet mother of god. You win!

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"A bit over five years ago waking up to the worst pain I've experienced in my entire life. Short version: without surgery I would have died. "

Scary stuff x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daughter punching me in the eye when I was asleep. Everything went pure white and I couldn’t see. Was so disoriented. Can laugh now mind.

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Midnight wakeup call - my wee boy covering his entire bed with vomit. Urgh.

What's been your worst wakeup call?

Mrs TMN x

2am - no-one liked the chilli i cooked that night so much left over that we fed it to the dog (it was mild and he loves chilli!) - woke up to all three children hurling all over their rooms in quick succession and the dog having donebthe same ALL over the rest of the house! Took until 5:30 am to clean that up then i spent half an hour hueying into the toilet followed by EVERYONE spending 2-3 hours each sitting on the toilet - worst wake-Up call EVER!

Oh sweet mother of god. You win! "

Lmao - id happily give up the crown to get rid of those memories! Still fighting with the insuravmce company over the twenty plus red blotches in the beige carpets! Arrrgh! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog barking madly only to find a man in my house, who then decided he was Rocky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My son waking me up with a really bad nosebleed his room looked like there had been a murder in it..blood all over his bed on..on the floor..on the landing carpet..on his door and handle...

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