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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have the prospect of a meet but have jobs that need doing around the garden. If I pay for a gardener in order to be able to go on the meet does this equate to paying for sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im sure your bushes can be trimmed tomorrow...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have the prospect of a meet but have jobs that need doing around the garden. If I pay for a gardener in order to be able to go on the meet does this equate to paying for sex?

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U having sex with the gardener????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl..

no your paying for someone to do your gardening. tomorrow is going to be lovely so why not just do it then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im sure your bushes can be trimmed tomorrow... "

My bushes don;t need trimming....and I plan on being completely shattered by this time tomorrow lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"pmsl..

no your paying for someone to do your gardening. tomorrow is going to be lovely so why not just do it then?"

Nice to have made you laugh.

wanted to spend tomorrow luxuriating in the sun topping up my all over tan in the newly tidied garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One can but hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not sugest to her the idea of an outdoor meet. Hey why not even give said wench a pair of garnedning gloves etc etc and get her to muck in with you. A problem shared n all that tickle tackle and team work makes the dream work. Tell her its foreplay to a good hard shag in the garden once the old bush has been trimmed etc etc

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By *waymanMan
over a year ago

newcastle


"I have the prospect of a meet but have jobs that need doing around the garden. If I pay for a gardener in order to be able to go on the meet does this equate to paying for sex?

"

One man went to mow, went to mow a meadow,

One and his dog, SPot, a bottle of pop,

Bill and Ben, the Flowerpot men

Old Mother Reilly had a cow...

Sorry, I just felt a song coming on.

Does paying your gardener to do the garden so you can have a shag equate to paying for sex?

No, but it's a good way of announcing to the forum that you're not the kind of sad loser who comes on here and whinges about not getting any. Well done you....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why not sugest to her the idea of an outdoor meet. Hey why not even give said wench a pair of garnedning gloves etc etc and get her to muck in with you. A problem shared n all that tickle tackle and team work makes the dream work. Tell her its foreplay to a good hard shag in the garden once the old bush has been trimmed etc etc "

Maybe even let the gardner watch and knock one out from behind the bushes. Mind you tho if they have been trimmed to much he will be spotted by her tho wont he. Hmmmm but if shes well turned on by that time im thinking an outdoor tag team wrestle mania could be on the cars for 3some mmmmmmm Im not bad at the old gardening shit ya now dude

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have the prospect of a meet but have jobs that need doing around the garden. If I pay for a gardener in order to be able to go on the meet does this equate to paying for sex?

One man went to mow, went to mow a meadow,

One and his dog, SPot, a bottle of pop,

Bill and Ben, the Flowerpot men

Old Mother Reilly had a cow...

Sorry, I just felt a song coming on.

Does paying your gardener to do the garden so you can have a shag equate to paying for sex?

No, but it's a good way of announcing to the forum that you're not the kind of sad loser who comes on here and whinges about not getting any. Well done you...."

Might have to cancel meet now as i will be singing that bloody song all day now...

And no I never whinge about lack of meets...Although i hear that it is so bad that there has been a drought declared in some regions lol...or am I confusing things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pmsl..

no your paying for someone to do your gardening. tomorrow is going to be lovely so why not just do it then?

Nice to have made you laugh.

wanted to spend tomorrow luxuriating in the sun topping up my all over tan in the newly tidied garden "

It's good to treat yourself from time to time, goferit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have the prospect of a meet but have jobs that need doing around the garden. If I pay for a gardener in order to be able to go on the meet does this equate to paying for sex?

One man went to mow, went to mow a meadow,

One and his dog, SPot, a bottle of pop,

Bill and Ben, the Flowerpot men

Old Mother Reilly had a cow...

Sorry, I just felt a song coming on.

Does paying your gardener to do the garden so you can have a shag equate to paying for sex?

No, but it's a good way of announcing to the forum that you're not the kind of sad loser who comes on here and whinges about not getting any. Well done you...."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"pmsl..

no your paying for someone to do your gardening. tomorrow is going to be lovely so why not just do it then?

Nice to have made you laugh.

wanted to spend tomorrow luxuriating in the sun topping up my all over tan in the newly tidied garden

It's good to treat yourself from time to time, goferit."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well my bushs n garden r the last thing i think of before a meet! cant be that excited about going to meet them if that is your subject of thought!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"well my bushs n garden r the last thing i think of before a meet! cant be that excited about going to meet them if that is your subject of thought!

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Was trying to engage in some witty banter...guess I failed in your eyes. lol

Have a good weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell her you're into acting out scenes from your favorite lterature, your present one being Lady Chatterly's Lover...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like talkin dirty, what's your soil like?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why not sugest to her the idea of an outdoor meet. Hey why not even give said wench a pair of garnedning gloves etc etc and get her to muck in with you. A problem shared n all that tickle tackle and team work makes the dream work. Tell her its foreplay to a good hard shag in the garden once the old bush has been trimmed etc etc

Maybe even let the gardner watch and knock one out from behind the bushes. Mind you tho if they have been trimmed to much he will be spotted by her tho wont he. Hmmmm but if shes well turned on by that time im thinking an outdoor tag team wrestle mania could be on the cars for 3some mmmmmmm Im not bad at the old gardening shit ya now dude"

Will let you know if assistant gardener is required.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like talkin dirty, what's your soil like?"

PMSL...Moist and fertile!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooo like to run me fingers throught that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"oooo like to run me fingers throught that! "

mmmmmmmm feel free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or four, even better.

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