FabSwingers.com forum: best swear words/phrases

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

'as much use as a fucking marzipan dildo..'

credit: "The Thick of It"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would rather shit in my hand and clap than....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go take your face for a shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Arse head" courtesy of Ritchie and Eddie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Cuntcockle' .... credit, my mate al

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunting nora always makes me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

nice one!

I also appreciate:

wanktackle

Pissflaps

fucknuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck a duck" ...no I wouldn't...that would be quackers...I'll get my coat ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockchops

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By *inks_apeyCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

My road rage classic is knob head oldie but goldie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuntwaffles xx

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

“Your life has been a total waste of sperm and egg”

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

I always liked, Cock juggling thunder cunt!

Usually works for me!

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

Twat badger

Cock womble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A waste of spunk

Mutton dressed as shite

If I had a face like yours I'd walk on my hands and teach my ass to talk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i love to throw a 'cockwoble' at a random fuckwit. Kudos

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By *henanigans100Couple
over a year ago

Buckie

Cockwomble...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cuntwaffles xx"

Oh no that made me think of blue waffle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turbo Cockwomble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That properly made my shit itch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dickbag

Wankbag

Cock weasel

Prrrick

Donald Trump

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Fucktard x

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Snotty little turd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You pissed in your chips!!!

I.e, I turned down a bj from Carol with the big tits on reception.

Fuck sake Dave, you pissed in your chips there son

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neomaxxyzoomdweebie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face like a witch doctors rattle!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Neomaxxyzoomdweebie

The Breakfast Club??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would eat the peanuts out of her shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would drink her bathwater.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Face like a witch doctors rattle!"

Using that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face like a bag of smashed arseholes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cockchops"

That's funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cuntwaffles xx

Oh no that made me think of blue waffle"

Thankfully I've never been tempted to Google it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See that Holly Willoughby? Id drag my balls through a mile of razor blades to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back off dickhead ,

Oh you bellend .

Ffs .

All popular driving phrases

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By *lossyLegsGlassesCouple
over a year ago

stafford

You can't polish a turd but you can roll it in glitter

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By *ream3.14159Man
over a year ago

Here & there

Fucking dick cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Fuck a duck" ...no I wouldn't...that would be quackers...I'll get my coat ??"

Tighter than a ducks ass. I wonder who's responsible for finding that out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a Man with a Spoon in a World full of Soup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You pissed in your chips!!!

I.e, I turned down a bj from Carol with the big tits on reception.

Fuck sake Dave, you pissed in your chips there son"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Battered Wank and shit chips, please. twice.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knobjockey

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

You cat fingering cock womble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cobblecock

Fudgestuffer

Sticksniffer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me pink with a whitewash brush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me in the face with an aardvark

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"Like a Man with a Spoon in a World full of Soup"
surely it’s a man with a fork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would fuck you with a robbed cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunty bollocks

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

2 million sperm and you were the Fucking quickest....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting back skuttled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They look like they’ve been fucked with the rough end of a brush or you need fucking with the rough end of a brush

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By *unning LinguistMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Where the fuck did all those indians come from?" General Custer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny like a punched lasagne

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Face like a Bulldog chewing a Wasp

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By *he feckersCouple
over a year ago

rosyth

Hope your next shite is a hedgehog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

monkey eyed cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Ronnie fuckin' Pickering"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit stain

Asshole

Cock gobbler

Ass bandit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourites I've heard were:

Sentient fleshlight for a woman And half shriveled slug when describing someone's dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow.

Not a 'Hoofwanking Bunglecunt' to be found in any of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuntmuffin

Twatknackers

Fuckpig

Monkeysforehead

Burgercunt

Cockwomble

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’d sooner drink my own piss than........

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Arsepipee, titty twat. Top swearing that

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Addlepated Clodpoll.

Old English saying!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Cuntybollocks as a term of endearment.

I think it’s almost an oxymoron.

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman
over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

Jeb End .... always makes me laugh

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

This is my area of expertise so I'll go ...

Wankspangling Fuckwit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me you have the iq of a wax crayon

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By *arksxMan
over a year ago

Leicester / London

Gift warapped turd

A personal favourite for any shit show... covered it sparkles to make it more appealing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So that i could swear directly at a past boss i joined two swear words together and regularly used to laugh at him calling him a silly custard! It made me feel so much better..everyone else knew what it was...

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By *elliNevvaMan
over a year ago

London

"fuck me with a bicycle sideways"

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