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"Clap when the plane lands. " Omg that's made me laugh!! | |||
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"What could someone do to turn you from lustful to listless? I just discove_ed someone singing The Corrs at me is one. " You said it was cute | |||
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"What could someone do to turn you from lustful to listless? I just discove_ed someone singing The Corrs at me is one. You said it was cute" | |||
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"A rouge hair A what?? You know that 3 incher that wasn’t there when you looked in the magnifying mirror before bed but poof as if by magic, there the bugger is in the morning right on the end of your nose, with a roller in it...ffs " Erm no | |||
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"A rouge hair A what?? You know that 3 incher that wasn’t there when you looked in the magnifying mirror before bed but poof as if by magic, there the bugger is in the morning right on the end of your nose, with a roller in it...ffs Erm no " Perhaps I need to invest in a magnifying mirror! Or not | |||
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"A rouge hair A what?? You know that 3 incher that wasn’t there when you looked in the magnifying mirror before bed but poof as if by magic, there the bugger is in the morning right on the end of your nose, with a roller in it...ffs Erm no " What was that then in the photo you sent me earlier....lol... | |||
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"A rouge hair A what?? You know that 3 incher that wasn’t there when you looked in the magnifying mirror before bed but poof as if by magic, there the bugger is in the morning right on the end of your nose, with a roller in it...ffs Erm no What was that then in the photo you sent me earlier....lol... " A rogue hair not rouge | |||
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"A rouge hair A what?? You know that 3 incher that wasn’t there when you looked in the magnifying mirror before bed but poof as if by magic, there the bugger is in the morning right on the end of your nose, with a roller in it...ffs Erm no What was that then in the photo you sent me earlier....lol... A rogue hair not rouge " I’m embarrassed now but it was _ed | |||
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"Clap when the plane lands. " You can imagine my face at work when people do this. | |||
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"A rouge hair A what?? You know that 3 incher that wasn’t there when you looked in the magnifying mirror before bed but poof as if by magic, there the bugger is in the morning right on the end of your nose, with a roller in it...ffs Erm no What was that then in the photo you sent me earlier....lol... A rogue hair not rouge I’m embarrassed now but it was _ed " A rogue rouge specimen | |||
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"Clap when the plane lands. You can imagine my face at work when people do this. " | |||
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"Clap when the plane lands. You can imagine my face at work when people do this. " Just when I though the guy in 3A was hot...he claps. | |||
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"What could someone do to turn you from lustful to listless? I just discove_ed someone singing The Corrs at me is one. You said it was cute" Cute yes, sexy no. | |||
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"Clap when the plane lands. You can imagine my face at work when people do this. Just when I though the guy in 3A was hot...he claps. " Hahaha. Instant put off!!! | |||
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"Pubic hair on a woman sorry to those I offend but not my cup a tea Dont like hairy teeth " Hairy teeth? | |||
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"Pubic hair on a woman sorry to those I offend but not my cup a tea Dont like hairy teeth " Hairy teeth! Jesus Christ, think that would turn me off too hahaha | |||
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"Pubic hair on a woman sorry to those I offend but not my cup a tea Dont like hairy teeth Hairy teeth! Jesus Christ, think that would turn me off too hahaha" Hair stuck down your throat is worse | |||
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"Pubic hair on a woman sorry to those I offend but not my cup a tea Dont like hairy teeth Hairy teeth! Jesus Christ, think that would turn me off too hahaha" I like body hair on women, but hairy teeth is too much even for me! | |||
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"I've gone in for a rimming and spotted a bit of stray....poo " Any sweet corn? | |||
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"Pubic hair on a woman sorry to those I offend but not my cup a tea Dont like hairy teeth " I'd venture that if you're getting hairy teeth you might be doing something wrong - in 30 odd years of being sexually active (most of it when pubic hair was standard) I can count on one hand the times I got a hair in my mouth and even then it was a momentary distraction easily and discreetly resolved But that's maybe a discussion for a different thread | |||
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"I've gone in for a rimming and spotted a bit of stray....poo Any sweet corn?" nothing sweet about that kind of corn, mate! | |||
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"Be really negative about everything x" that’s a massive turn off for me ! | |||
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"What could someone do to turn you from lustful to listless? I just discove_ed someone singing The Corrs at me is one. " Smoke. I’m asthmatic. And they stink. | |||
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"What could someone do to turn you from lustful to listless? I just discove_ed someone singing The Corrs at me is one. " I like the Corrs | |||
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"What could someone do to turn you from lustful to listless? I just discove_ed someone singing The Corrs at me is one. I like the Corrs " Though i'd never try to sing their songs | |||
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"Clap when the plane lands. You can imagine my face at work when people do this. Just when I though the guy in 3A was hot...he claps. Hahaha. Instant put off!!!" Unless he is on Ryan's are and won the how long past the landing time sweepstake... | |||
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"What could someone do to turn you from lustful to listless? I just discove_ed someone singing The Corrs at me is one. I like the Corrs " You and me both. I do sing them. In private | |||
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"Monosyllabic responses to a question, or thinking that “hey” is all they need to say to start a conversation. Apologies if this seems snobbish, but I just find it boring, and as conversation is a big part of stimulation for me, I don’t think we’d be compatible. Viv xx" Not snobbish, just what doesn’t turn you on! | |||
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"Putting a dummy in my mouth.... " Pissa | |||
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"Loads of things but just lately it's those skin tight pants for blokes with the extra bit that the dick goes in. Like a pair of tights for a cock, they are vile. There's a lot of pics like that at the moment!" What the hell | |||
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"Rogue penis" Not a rouge penis? | |||
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"Loads of things but just lately it's those skin tight pants for blokes with the extra bit that the dick goes in. Like a pair of tights for a cock, they are vile. There's a lot of pics like that at the moment!" Never heard of them.. thankfully! Sound as yukky as mankini's | |||
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"Smoking x" 100 percent agree .. can’t stand it sorry | |||
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"Smoking x 100 percent agree .. can’t stand it sorry " Me too. It’s a big no no for me. | |||
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"Fanny pics put me off don't like the look of em " Also bad hygiene, Ankle socks, Bad fashion i.e. green top blue football socks, Short hair, Know it all, Up their own ass, People who write without making grammatical mistakes, Untidy people Girls who wear trainers Three quarters (ESPECIALLY WITH ANKLE SOCKS) Could think few more | |||
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"someone with a fork in a world full of soup" I like that | |||
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"webbed feet Avoid Burnley!" *cancels holiday* | |||
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"Stockings worn incorrectly push me ever closer to grindr " *pulls up her stockings. | |||
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"Stockings worn incorrectly push me ever closer to grindr *pulls up her stockings. " You know how it's done | |||
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"COCK PICS,END OF" Yep | |||
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"COCK PICS,END OF Yep " What... was about to spam you with all kinds of angles! Sky remote comparison. Hair bottle comparison. Ruler comparison. | |||
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"Clap when the plane lands. " In the past whenever the plane lands and everyone starts to get up, a good impression of a sheep gets a good laugh. I don't know what a leming sounds like, that's why a sheep! | |||
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"Long dirty finger nails Small girly hands Cock pix Unable to understand sarcasm " Sarcasm, great form of wit, just watch Groucho or don tickles roasting Ronald Reagan. Priceless! | |||
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"Long dirty finger nails Small girly hands Cock pix Unable to understand sarcasm Sarcasm, great form of wit, just watch Groucho or don tickles roasting Ronald Reagan. Priceless!" Rickles, crap game in Kelly's heroes. | |||
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"What could someone do to turn you from lustful to listless? I just discove_ed someone singing The Corrs at me is one. " Almost everything! | |||
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"Clap when the plane lands. " Why do people do that..it's moronic.. | |||
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"Smoking Met a guy who wanted rimming. When I got down there, it was like a chocolate iced doughnut!!! Instant loss of mood!" Eeurgh...bit of sick came up then.. | |||
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