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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The government have granted funding for a Social Experiment. A years trial of a Medium sized community made up entirely of Fabbers.

How do you think we'd all fair?

Any particular role youd like in town?

Public Servant? Rampant Capitalist? Local Celebrity? Homeless wanderer? Town Mayor? Town Council.

Go crazy.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"The government have granted funding for a Social Experiment. A years trial of a Medium sized community made up entirely of Fabbers.

How do you think we'd all fair?

Any particular role youd like in town?

Public Servant? Rampant Capitalist? Local Celebrity? Homeless wanderer? Town Mayor? Town Council.

Go crazy.

*fare

Town grammar fixer.

Mrs TMN x

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Village idiot!!!

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Can I be barmaid. Loved working in pubs many moons ago and as its a fairly small sized town my nerves won't get the better of me so I'll talk for Britain x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The government have granted funding for a Social Experiment. A years trial of a Medium sized community made up entirely of Fabbers.

How do you think we'd all fair?

Any particular role youd like in town?

Public Servant? Rampant Capitalist? Local Celebrity? Homeless wanderer? Town Mayor? Town Council.

Go crazy.

*fare

Town grammar fixer.

Mrs TMN x "

Damn you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Malteser keeper

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Village idiot!!!"

Harsh.. you found the forum, that's a good start

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be barmaid. Loved working in pubs many moons ago and as its a fairly small sized town my nerves won't get the better of me so I'll talk for Britain x"

What kind of pub would you like to work in? What are the regulars like?

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

"Village idiot!!!

Harsh.. you found the forum, that's a good start

Been here a while my friend!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

It would be almost empty within a week. The infighting and bullying would leave a small core of people.

Cynical? Possibly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Malteser keeper

Theres a town vault you know, incase of thermonuclear war, one of my first demands. I can put them in there if you like?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Village idiot!!!

Harsh.. you found the forum, that's a good start

Been here a while my friend!"

Exactly. No idiot.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Can I be barmaid. Loved working in pubs many moons ago and as its a fairly small sized town my nerves won't get the better of me so I'll talk for Britain x

What kind of pub would you like to work in? What are the regulars like?"

Small, olde worlde type of pub. Like a Cheers one. " Where everybody knows your (fab) name" x

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Can I be the gynecologist??

I'm no expert but I'll give it damn good look!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It would be almost empty within a week. The infighting and bullying would leave a small core of people.

Cynical? Possibly. "

realist? More space for the rest of us then?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"The government have granted funding for a Social Experiment. A years trial of a Medium sized community made up entirely of Fabbers.

How do you think we'd all fair?

Any particular role youd like in town?

Public Servant? Rampant Capitalist? Local Celebrity? Homeless wanderer? Town Mayor? Town Council.

Go crazy.

*fare

Town grammar fixer.

Mrs TMN x

Damn you

Always a pernickety irritant.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be barmaid. Loved working in pubs many moons ago and as its a fairly small sized town my nerves won't get the better of me so I'll talk for Britain x

What kind of pub would you like to work in? What are the regulars like?

Small, olde worlde type of pub. Like a Cheers one. " Where everybody knows your (fab) name" x"

Sweet.. can I have a strong pint of real Ale please? Just going to sit outside and catch the last rays of the day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The government have granted funding for a Social Experiment. A years trial of a Medium sized community made up entirely of Fabbers.

How do you think we'd all fair?

Any particular role youd like in town?

Public Servant? Rampant Capitalist? Local Celebrity? Homeless wanderer? Town Mayor? Town Council.

Go crazy.

*fare

Town grammar fixer.

Mrs TMN x

Damn you

Always a pernickety irritant. "

untrue, quite the opposite

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be the gynecologist??

I'm no expert but I'll give it damn good look!!!

ummm.. are you qualified?

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Can I be barmaid. Loved working in pubs many moons ago and as its a fairly small sized town my nerves won't get the better of me so I'll talk for Britain x

What kind of pub would you like to work in? What are the regulars like?

Small, olde worlde type of pub. Like a Cheers one. " Where everybody knows your (fab) name" x

Sweet.. can I have a strong pint of real Ale please? Just going to sit outside and catch the last rays of the day."

Sure thing. I'll be dressed as a bar wench too. Gotta go authentic x

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"It would be almost empty within a week. The infighting and bullying would leave a small core of people.

Cynical? Possibly.

realist? More space for the rest of us then?

Could be.

Mr N and I would be in a small house surrounded by garden outside Fabton walls. People could come to us and be made very welcome and we would occasionally make a foray into the town for supplies and to socialise.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'll work from home doing something that doesn't involve people. And venture out under cover of darkness for my fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be on the first bus out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be barmaid. Loved working in pubs many moons ago and as its a fairly small sized town my nerves won't get the better of me so I'll talk for Britain x

What kind of pub would you like to work in? What are the regulars like?

Small, olde worlde type of pub. Like a Cheers one. " Where everybody knows your (fab) name" x

Sweet.. can I have a strong pint of real Ale please? Just going to sit outside and catch the last rays of the day.

Sure thing. I'll be dressed as a bar wench too. Gotta go authentic x"

*Ghengis blushes as he catches sight of cleavage bursting at seams*

kgghhiubddghbbgggh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It would be almost empty within a week. The infighting and bullying would leave a small core of people.

Cynical? Possibly.

realist? More space for the rest of us then?

Could be.

Armed with riot shields, tasers and cs gas grenades

Sorry! Cant help myself, I like you a lot, but I can't shake "Das Polizi" Image

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd be on the first bus out

Why? It's just a normal town. Normal Social rules and laws apply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will be the food take away owner next door to the pub. Any food you want, we will prepare. Everyone welcome

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"It would be almost empty within a week. The infighting and bullying would leave a small core of people.

Cynical? Possibly.

realist? More space for the rest of us then?

Could be.

Armed with riot shields, tasers and cs gas grenades

Sorry! Cant help myself, I like you a lot, but I can't shake "Das Polizi" Image

Ah well. We none of us have much control over how others see us.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will be the food take away owner next door to the pub. Any food you want, we will prepare. Everyone welcome"

*Pops into takeaway, alright dude.. can I have some Kharrakorum Fried Rice please, I'll come grab it at closing time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It would be almost empty within a week. The infighting and bullying would leave a small core of people.

Cynical? Possibly.

realist? More space for the rest of us then?

Could be.

Armed with riot shields, tasers and cs gas grenades

Sorry! Cant help myself, I like you a lot, but I can't shake "Das Polizi" Image

Ah well. We none of us have much control over how others see us.

True.

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Can I be the gynecologist??

I'm no expert but I'll give it damn good look!!!

ummm.. are you qualified? "

Ermmmm yes, I've wrote out my certificate and everything....

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Sure thing. I'll be dressed as a bar wench too. Gotta go authentic x

*Ghengis blushes as he catches sight of cleavage bursting at seams*

kgghhiubddghbbgggh"

Does that mean you'll be tipping good? X

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I'll work from home doing something that doesn't involve people. And venture out under cover of darkness for my fun. "

This... but on the outskirts of town surrounded by dogs and chickens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id like to be a warlord

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be the local sheriff reckon I'd look good in a Stetson and cowboy boots

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be the gynecologist??

I'm no expert but I'll give it damn good look!!!

ummm.. are you qualified?

Ermmmm yes, I've wrote out my certificate and everything....

Nice one

Hired. Normal NHS rules apply, it's not our own country. If you're lying, it's on you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sure thing. I'll be dressed as a bar wench too. Gotta go authentic x

*Ghengis blushes as he catches sight of cleavage bursting at seams*

kgghhiubddghbbgggh

Does that mean you'll be tipping good? X

Ghengis returns to normal in the flicker of a heartbeat and chuckles*

Nobody tips me for pushing their hotub through their garden and onto their patio

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

HUZZAH....

Now form an orderly queue for regular health inspections...we don't want any major disease issues on our new town....

...don't worry boys I will check your todgers too for any weeping issues....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to be fireman please. I'm good with my hose and I can take the heat lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll work from home doing something that doesn't involve people. And venture out under cover of darkness for my fun.

This... but on the outskirts of town surrounded by dogs and chickens.

I'll be between you and the centre of town. Council Housing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Id like to be a warlord

***FIX BAYONETS***

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be the local sheriff reckon I'd look good in a Stetson and cowboy boots

if you can sort out the Lord of Orgasms issue, you're on

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I'll work from home doing something that doesn't involve people. And venture out under cover of darkness for my fun.

This... but on the outskirts of town surrounded by dogs and chickens.

I'll be between you and the centre of town. Council Housing

I’ll guard the town with my mutts like the crazy old lady that scares young kids...

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I’d like to run a community hub social enterprise. We’d grow produce, bake and sell things in a cafe/deli, there’d be treatment rooms for massage and similar, and art studio space and vinyl record shop, and film club. There’d be various community involvement and charitable causes attached. And the coffee would be superb. And lovely whisky for jazz night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be the mechanic?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d like to run a community hub social enterprise. We’d grow produce, bake and sell things in a cafe/deli, there’d be treatment rooms for massage and similar, and art studio space and vinyl record shop, and film club. There’d be various community involvement and charitable causes attached. And the coffee would be superb. And lovely whisky for jazz night. "

*makes mental note to pop over after work to film club*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Village electrician..wuth a plethora of useful tools

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Sure thing. I'll be dressed as a bar wench too. Gotta go authentic x

*Ghengis blushes as he catches sight of cleavage bursting at seams*

kgghhiubddghbbgggh

Does that mean you'll be tipping good? X

Ghengis returns to normal in the flicker of a heartbeat and chuckles*

Nobody tips me for pushing their hotub through their garden and onto their patio

Ah, damn. Can't blame a girl for trying x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll pop myself forward for Mayor of Fabton.

I'm democratic, jolly positive and can write a weekly splendid newsletter

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I'll be the crazy cat lady please....

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’ll be the Bishop

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I'll be an extra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like to be the brutal dicktator (see what I did there) please

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'll be a librarian - it'll be more like an old bookshop than a library though, it will have beautiful biblichor running through it and have tomes and texts on any subject no matter how obscure. There'll be fortnightly spoken word/poetry events and I'll get Buxom and Miss Red to supply amazing cakes for you to sit and enjoy while you read the afternoon away.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll pop myself forward for Mayor of Fabton.

I'm democratic, jolly positive and can write a weekly splendid newsletter

seconded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll pop myself forward for Mayor of Fabton.

I'm democratic, jolly positive and can write a weekly splendid newsletter

seconded"
Diolch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be a librarian - it'll be more like an old bookshop than a library though, it will have beautiful biblichor running through it and have tomes and texts on any subject no matter how obscure. There'll be fortnightly spoken word/poetry events and I'll get Buxom and Miss Red to supply amazing cakes for you to sit and enjoy while you read the afternoon away. "

Sounds like my kind of treasure hunting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be the mechanic? "

can you be trusted not to rip me off?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Can I be the gynecologist??

I'm no expert but I'll give it damn good look!!!

ummm.. are you qualified? "

No but that's fine it's fab lol. I'll be chief cock inspector then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'd run The Fabulous Restaurant, serving sausage and meatballs, beautiful kebabs, vegan vag and protein smoothies

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be nice to own the oil field just outside town

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Be nice to own the oil field just outside town

I'm happier with that

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

Can I be the local midwife? I'm having a mid-wife crisis...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be the local midwife? I'm having a mid-wife crisis...

Weve all been there, today is your turn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be the local sheriff reckon I'd look good in a Stetson and cowboy boots

if you can sort out the Lord of Orgasms issue, you're on

I've changed my mind I want to be a fire woman someone needs to hold that man's house

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