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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

bag of Maltesers

..who wants one

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By *ycallMan
over a year ago

Hook

Me please;-)

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Sure thing, it won't ruin my dinner though right?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"bag of Maltesers

..who wants one

One ? How tight are you ?

What good is one !

Gimme one bag please........ now.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Sure thing, it won't ruin my dinner though right?"

That's Milky Way ......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"bag of Maltesers

..who wants one

One ? How tight are you ?

What good is one !

Gimme one bag please........ now."

Alright Granny calm down

..here’s a giant bag for you

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By *oxplonkMan
over a year ago

and out of trouble

Aero we go again?

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Sure thing, it won't ruin my dinner though right?

That's Milky Way ...... "

Ah good, I'll have 23 then please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me please;-)"

Just watch out for Granny, she’ll smack your hand away

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sure thing, it won't ruin my dinner though right?"

I’ll save you just the one for after dinner

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Me. But not just one please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will lie down naked and close my eyes while one rolls I to my mouth, and I will suck it, savour it and lick my lips...

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

One?! Just give us the bag.

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"bag of Maltesers

..who wants one

can I eat them one at a time from your.......belly button???

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"bag of Maltesers

..who wants one

One ? How tight are you ?

What good is one !

Gimme one bag please........ now.

Alright Granny calm down

..here’s a giant bag for you

Ta. Don't forget a Granny NEVER shares..... not maltesers any way ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can I suck it off your belly button OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bag of Maltesers

..who wants one

I'll take one, if I can eat it out of your belly button

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"One?! Just give us the bag.

How rude !

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Me. But not just one please x"

Greedy or what !

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Me please;-)

Just watch out for Granny, she’ll smack your hand away

Or bite the ends off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god yes , loads of them xxx

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"One?! Just give us the bag.

How rude !"

Who the heck just wants one,you can't just have one Malteser.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a sucker (not literally lol!) for minstrels...;) Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One?! Just give us the bag.

How rude !

Who the heck just wants one,you can't just have one Malteser."

I agree, they're in the same class as pringles or Jaffa cakes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a finger 'o' fudge gal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m off to buy more bags, it would seem one is just not enough

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"One?! Just give us the bag.

How rude !

Who the heck just wants one,you can't just have one Malteser."

Well ..... I think it's rude to ask for more than one.... I'd never do that

Confucious she say .... ignite not read all thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One day I'm going to invent a dark chocolate malteaser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got a bag with 2 plumbs in if anyone wants a suck

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I’ve got a bag with 2 plumbs in if anyone wants a suck

Are they those fluffy ones again ?

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By *oxplonkMan
over a year ago

and out of trouble

"I'm a sucker (not literally lol!) for minstrels...;) Mrs x "

Do we assume from that that you chew them instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One day I'm going to invent a dark chocolate malteaser

White choc too please while you're at it!! Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve got a bag with 2 plumbs in if anyone wants a suck

Have they got fur on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One day I'm going to invent a dark chocolate malteaser

Ooh I would be queuing up for then especially if they have been in the fridge my mouth is drooling at the thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One day I'm going to invent a dark chocolate malteaser

White choc too please while you're at it!! Mrs x "

How about a mix bag

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"One day I'm going to invent a dark chocolate malteaser

Confucious she say ..... Too late mate

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By *oxplonkMan
over a year ago

and out of trouble

"One day I'm going to invent a dark chocolate malteaser

With licquorice inside? - just to mess up everyone's day, I get it, cunning plan that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a sucker (not literally lol!) for minstrels...;) Mrs x

Do we assume from that that you chew them instead?"

Hahaha definitely bite them or let them melt in popcorn. Some things are okay to be bitten;)

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve got a bag with 2 plumbs in if anyone wants a suck

Are they those fluffy ones again ?"

These ones are smooth a juicy granny, just ready for picking

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"One day I'm going to invent a dark chocolate malteaser

White choc too please while you're at it!! Mrs x "

White milk choc malteser truffles exist already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One day I'm going to invent a dark chocolate malteaser

White choc too please while you're at it!! Mrs x

How about a mix bag

White, milk and dark altogether...I'd be down for that! Mrs x

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"One?! Just give us the bag.

How rude !

Who the heck just wants one,you can't just have one Malteser.

Well ..... I think it's rude to ask for more than one.... I'd never do that

Confucious she say .... ignite not read all thread. "

At my age I don't have time to be polite,I was following your lead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One day I'm going to invent a dark chocolate malteaser

White choc too please while you're at it!! Mrs x

How about a mix bag

White, milk and dark altogether...I'd be down for that! Mrs x "

Why is granny ruining our mouth watering fantasises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One day I'm going to invent a dark chocolate malteaser

White choc too please while you're at it!! Mrs x

White milk choc malteser truffles exist already"

Omfg lol where have I been? You know where I can buy them? If not, I'll Google it. Mrs x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Tesco for one .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One day I'm going to invent a dark chocolate malteaser

Ooh I would be queuing up for then especially if they have been in the fridge my mouth is drooling at the thought "

You'd have to get them out of my fridge first

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"One day I'm going to invent a dark chocolate malteaser

White choc too please while you're at it!! Mrs x

How about a mix bag

White, milk and dark altogether...I'd be down for that! Mrs x

Why is granny ruining our mouth watering fantasises

Cos I haven't had sex today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One day I'm going to invent a dark chocolate malteaser

White choc too please while you're at it!! Mrs x

How about a mix bag

White, milk and dark altogether...I'd be down for that! Mrs x

Why is granny ruining our mouth watering fantasises

Cos I haven't had sex today."

Just day? Lucky you!!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Damn raised blood sugar levels. I love maltesers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One day I'm going to invent a dark chocolate malteaser

White choc too please while you're at it!! Mrs x

How about a mix bag

White, milk and dark altogether...I'd be down for that! Mrs x

Why is granny ruining our mouth watering fantasises

Cos I haven't had sex today.

Just day? Lucky you!!! "

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One day I'm going to invent a dark chocolate malteaser

White choc too please while you're at it!! Mrs x

How about a mix bag

White, milk and dark altogether...I'd be down for that! Mrs x

Why is granny ruining our mouth watering fantasises

Cos I haven't had sex today."

What’s sex? Can you get that in bags like maltesers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One day I'm going to invent a dark chocolate malteaser

White choc too please while you're at it!! Mrs x

How about a mix bag

White, milk and dark altogether...I'd be down for that! Mrs x

Why is granny ruining our mouth watering fantasises

Cos I haven't had sex today.

What’s sex? Can you get that in bags like maltesers

Nope, they come in the box variety... Like a selection box

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"can I suck it off your belly button OP

Yes, but only in the malteser vault in fab land

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One day I'm going to invent a dark chocolate malteaser

White choc too please while you're at it!! Mrs x

How about a mix bag

White, milk and dark altogether...I'd be down for that! Mrs x

Why is granny ruining our mouth watering fantasises

Cos I haven't had sex today.

What’s sex? Can you get that in bags like maltesers

Nope, they come in the box variety... Like a selection box"

Is that sexlection box

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Got my own thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got my own thanks."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bag of Maltesers

..who wants one

You don't share though....

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Got my own thanks.

Why you don't answer messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes please

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By *kyeman12000Man
over a year ago

falkirk

"I will lie down naked and close my eyes while one rolls I to my mouth, and I will suck it, savour it and lick my lips...

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. If I buy you a HUGE BAG ! Can I watch please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can I suck it off your belly button OP

Yes, but only in the malteser vault in fab land

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god yeah was so tempted to get a box earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Malteasers you say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have the bag! Who is ever happy with just one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got my own thanks.

Why you don't answer messages

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, yes please Cheeky!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Yes please cheeky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please, would you like a peanut M&M?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks...hate em!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes please, would you like a peanut M&M?"
im quite partial to a peanut m&m

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bag of Maltesers

..who wants one

Would you share your last Maltesers with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Door who's next?

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Yes please i like to melt them in me mouth

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By *exy studMan
over a year ago

Derby

"bag of Maltesers

..who wants one

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me please can I be greedy and have a hand full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ve got to have a straw with your malteasers though....how are you going to pick them up otherwise (licks chocolatey fingers!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One!? No thanks, I'll just go buy my own

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One!? No thanks, I'll just go buy my own

You know you want one Rubi

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes please cheeky! "

You can have anything you like DC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bag of Maltesers

..who wants one

I'd be happy to give you one.

We could discuss the malteasers in the afterglow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... vagina?

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

"bag of Maltesers

..who wants one

Any left? I've got a straw and want to suck one out of the bag

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By *aughtyNipplesWoman
over a year ago

newport, shrops

"One day I'm going to invent a dark chocolate malteaser

White choc too please while you're at it!! Mrs x "

They did these a few years back... lovely too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I haven’t got any left now, I’ll open some marmite crisps

Anyone want one of those

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I haven’t got any left now, I’ll open some marmite crisps

Anyone want one of those

Can I have marmite on toast instead. That’s the bestest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I haven’t got any left now, I’ll open some marmite crisps

Anyone want one of those

Can I have marmite on toast instead. That’s the bestest"

Brown or white toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite crisps you say?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Marmite crisps you say?"

Yes, would you like one

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I haven’t got any left now, I’ll open some marmite crisps

Anyone want one of those

Can I have marmite on toast instead. That’s the bestest

Brown or white toast

White with lots of butter so it runs down my chin. Sexy look huh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I haven’t got any left now, I’ll open some marmite crisps

Anyone want one of those

Can I have marmite on toast instead. That’s the bestest

Brown or white toast

White with lots of butter so it runs down my chin. Sexy look huh!

Oooooo I like it like that as well

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By *apiomanMan
over a year ago

Shipley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there is any left yes please

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