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"Fab is filled with lots of single folks looking for a possible connection or just a nice fun time out, so here's your chance! Get yourself on the thread with a few details of your rough location and about yourself, then see if theres someone on the thread that takes your fancy and send them a message! What you both get up to is entirely up to yourselves but the idea is to go out for a date together with no commitment or pressure for anything to happen, think of it as a social but what you make of it is up to you! Have fun and away you go! " What have you done with Spiderwoman  | |||
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"Fab is filled with lots of single folks looking for a possible connection or just a nice fun time out, so here's your chance! Get yourself on the thread with a few details of your rough location and about yourself, then see if theres someone on the thread that takes your fancy and send them a message! What you both get up to is entirely up to yourselves but the idea is to go out for a date together with no commitment or pressure for anything to happen, think of it as a social but what you make of it is up to you! Have fun and away you go! What have you done with Spiderwoman "Nothing... Yet! She asked me for ideas about how to spruce up the dating thread, so I wrote it but credited her with it. | |||
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"I’m Steve and I’m in Brighton and what I’m looking for is on my profile. " Hello Steve. I'm Sally. I see you are looking for women in the Brighton/Sussex area. I'm in Leeds so we are not compatible. | |||
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"I'm in Edinburgh. Really just want someone I can use late at night then leave them in a state of bewilderment and wonder "Will you run off at midnight Sinderella and leave a shoe behind for them to wank in ? | |||
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"I'm in Edinburgh. Really just want someone I can use late at night then leave them in a state of bewilderment and wonder
Will you run off at midnight Sinderella and leave a shoe behind for them to wank in ?"No I like my shoes too much! | |||
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"I’m sexybrunette in South Yorkshire, looking for something regularish, happy to travel though" Mmmm can I travel to South Yorkshire...looks like it would be worth it xx | |||
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"I'm in Edinburgh. Really just want someone I can use late at night then leave them in a state of bewilderment and wonder "You leave me in that state whenever I look at your profile. 
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"I’m Steve and I’m in Brighton and what I’m looking for is on my profile. Hello Steve. I'm Sally. I see you are looking for women in the Brighton/Sussex area. I'm in Leeds so we are not compatible. " Lol.  | |||
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"I'm in Edinburgh. Really just want someone I can use late at night then leave them in a state of bewilderment and wonder
You leave me in that state whenever I look at your profile.
Aw trust me the fantasy is better than the reality!
Luke" | |||
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"As I'm back on that dusty ass shelf......here goes eh" I have a feeling you won’t be on the shelf for long  | |||
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"As I'm back on that dusty ass shelf......here goes eh I have a feeling you won’t be on the shelf for long "I do! 6.5 yrs single.. tried dating there and after 2 months fell at first hurdle | |||
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"As I'm back on that dusty ass shelf......here goes eh I have a feeling you won’t be on the shelf for long
I do! 6.5 yrs single.. tried dating there and after 2 months fell at first hurdle "No way they must all need spec savers up your way!!! X | |||
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"Just an observation ... this thread is about dating. Most posts seem to be about looking for regular Fab meets ... Hmmm. What is telling us? "What is daring.... not in my vocabulary | |||
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"Just an observation ... this thread is about dating. Most posts seem to be about looking for regular Fab meets ... Hmmm. What is telling us?
What is daring.... not in my vocabulary "See can’t even say the word, d a t i n g  | |||
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"Just an observation ... this thread is about dating. Most posts seem to be about looking for regular Fab meets ... Hmmm. What is telling us? "That people's needs/wants/desires are different | |||
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"Just an observation ... this thread is about dating. Most posts seem to be about looking for regular Fab meets ... Hmmm. What is telling us? "I would actually love to date properly and find happily ever after but having been recently disappointed and hurt it seems quite impossible to believe I'll find it . Plus I've been single 10 years! | |||
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"I'm in the Worcester area. You must be prepared to wait a ridiculousness amount of time for me to get to know you before I even begin thinking those thoughts. I'm lazy, I procrastinate and I like to have sex with other women. I've been told I make a mean fish curry. " You’ll do | |||
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"I want banging hot sex fairly regularly with a man who’s not that complicated and whose kisses leave me breathless. He must accommodate and like his birds tall, leggy and plumpalicious. Thanks in advance." omg i can do banging and hot but not necessarily in that order | |||
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"hi I am cofiwch dryweryn in Wales and I am here to give pleasure to any bored ladies at your service use me if you like ?" This is about dating... | |||
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I'm a single guy, 34, living in Northampton.
Looking for a lady within a 20 mile or so radius for a coffee and cake initially to see if there is a connection. If so, great. If not, at least you still get a verification | |||
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"I’m Steve and I’m in Brighton and what I’m looking for is on my profile. " Hi Steve from Brighton | |||
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"Well I’m danny in the Essex area looking for a nice lady or couple for regular fun x" Hi Danny from Essex | |||
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"I’m sexybrunette in South Yorkshire, looking for something regularish, happy to travel though" Hi sexy brunette from South Yorkshire | |||
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"Just an observation ... this thread is about dating. Most posts seem to be about looking for regular Fab meets ... Hmmm. What is telling us?
What is daring.... not in my vocabulary
See can’t even say the word, d a t i n g "Yep, it's the other 'd' word... | |||
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"As I'm back on that dusty ass shelf......here goes eh" Get back off again quick! I've been on the shelf over 3 yrs and think I'm now stuck here  | |||
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"I’m sexybrunette in South Yorkshire, looking for something regularish, happy to travel though Hi sexy brunette from South Yorkshire " Nice shoes f&b | |||
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"I’m sexybrunette in South Yorkshire, looking for something regularish, happy to travel though Hi sexy brunette from South Yorkshire Nice shoes f&b "Its a time thing with sexybrunnette, it would take the young lady at least 3 hours to decide on lingerie to wear | |||
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"I'll stop there as it started to look like the anonymous alcoholic " Hi F&B from here and there | |||
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"I'm in Southampton, looking for someone to basically date and have loads of laughs and fun with, without the expectations of commitment at the end of it. " Goddammit, I'm five eleven and a half.
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"I want banging hot sex fairly regularly with a man who’s not that complicated and whose kisses leave me breathless. He must accommodate and like his birds tall, leggy and plumpalicious. Thanks in advance." Replace “sex” with dates | |||
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"I'll stop there as it started to look like the anonymous alcoholic " Or a serial dater | |||
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"Just an observation ... this thread is about dating. Most posts seem to be about looking for regular Fab meets ... Hmmm. What is telling us?
What is daring.... not in my vocabulary
See can’t even say the word, d a t i n g
Yep, it's the other 'd' word... "Lol more like auto correct as word not recognised | |||
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"This thread has been such an enjoyable read, quite a number of giggles as one reads post to post. I say there is always something out there for everyone " we all want a relationship that involves sex with different people on different days | |||
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"I'm in Southampton, looking for someone to basically date and have loads of laughs and fun with, without the expectations of commitment at the end of it. Goddammit, I'm five eleven and a half.
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"I'm in Southampton, looking for someone to basically date and have loads of laughs and fun with, without the expectations of commitment at the end of it. Goddammit, I'm five eleven and a half.
Haha "Shock news headline; man reads profile and takes notice. | |||
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"Just an observation ... this thread is about dating. Most posts seem to be about looking for regular Fab meets ... Hmmm. What is telling us?
What is daring.... not in my vocabulary
See can’t even say the word, d a t i n g
Yep, it's the other 'd' word...
Lol more like auto correct as word not recognised "I'm guessing you won't add it to your online dictionary then lol?! | |||
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"Just an observation ... this thread is about dating. Most posts seem to be about looking for regular Fab meets ... Hmmm. What is telling us?
What is daring.... not in my vocabulary
See can’t even say the word, d a t i n g
Yep, it's the other 'd' word...
Lol more like auto correct as word not recognised
I'm guessing you won't add it to your online dictionary then lol?!"I might if it happens naturally | |||
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"I'm in by the way...... I've been picked for First Dates and First Dates hotel by poor timing meant I couldn't take either opportunity. Obviously I'll have a LOT more luck on Fab. Ha fucking ha. Everything you need to know is on my profile, it's all true so don't say you weren't warned. " You'd be great in the First Dates hotel! | |||
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"I’m Estella, in London. I’m passionate about charitable causes and a geek about work. I’m strong minded and opinionated but actually a rather vulnerable soul with a thread of melancholic despite my optimistic and sarcastic first presentation. I’m attracted to people who are caring and soulful, who make me cackle with laughter and who are ethical and willing to communicate. I want to fall in love. " Wouldn't that be a wonderful thing,I hope it finds you. | |||
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"love is a many splendid thing it doesn’t have rational or predictability, its never having to say youre sorry, its trust, communication and flexibility "I think it does include saying sorry? Doesn't feel too loving if someone thinks they are always right or can't recognise that they've mis-stepped or mis-spoken? | |||
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My situation is complicated...
Well if that hasnt put every fucker off, you know what to do | |||
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I’m DC - also from the Lincs area (it’s a great place  )
I’m not looking to ‘date’ per se but a regular FwB would be good. I’m a social butterfly so I’d quite enjoy the social side of it too! I’m selective, has to tick the ‘ get into my mind first... the rest will follow’ box. I’m open to travel for the RIGHT person. Have flick through my profile and gallery... and contact me! | |||
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"Good morning!
I’m DC - also from the Lincs area (it’s a great place )
I’m not looking to ‘date’ per se but a regular FwB would be good. I’m a social butterfly so I’d quite enjoy the social side of it too! I’m selective, has to tick the ‘ get into my mind first... the rest will follow’ box. I’m open to travel for the RIGHT person. Have flick through my profile and gallery... and contact me! "I have and did lol | |||
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"I'm in by the way...... I've been picked for First Dates and First Dates hotel by poor timing meant I couldn't take either opportunity. Obviously I'll have a LOT more luck on Fab. Ha fucking ha. Everything you need to know is on my profile, it's all true so don't say you weren't warned. You'd be great in the First Dates hotel! " If I get another chance I'll let you know.
I'm not applying again until after I've moved, sods law says I'll get picked the week I move... | |||
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"love is a many splendid thing it doesn’t have rational or predictability, its never having to say youre sorry, its trust, communication and flexibility
I think it does include saying sorry? Doesn't feel too loving if someone thinks they are always right or can't recognise that they've mis-stepped or mis-spoken? "Even outside of love, you should always have the ability to say your sorry or else to me your just self centred and no respect for others | |||
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"Good morning!
I’m DC - also from the Lincs area (it’s a great place )
I’m not looking to ‘date’ per se but a regular FwB would be good. I’m a social butterfly so I’d quite enjoy the social side of it too! I’m selective, has to tick the ‘ get into my mind first... the rest will follow’ box. I’m open to travel for the RIGHT person. Have flick through my profile and gallery... and contact me!
I have and did lol" | |||
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And ducks ?
They're great with plum sauce
I currently live/ work in South Birmingham (during the week) and I'd love to get to know someone who can prove to me that it's not all Peaky Blinders!
To me it's all about friendship, before we even get to talking about benefits. So I'm more than happy to socialise and meet new faces
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"South Nottingham I will nick your chips
"arm wrestle for them | |||
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"I’m Lexi in Stockport. I very much doubt I’m tameable but I’d like to meet someone to try. "Would you want to be tamed? Surely if he cares about you he would let you be *you*.  | |||
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"Looking for a regular fwb. Not to date or be exclusive, just to explore with and try new things. " ^ This... S Wales or surrounding area ideally please | |||
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"It's quite nice to see so many of you folks posting. Hopefully there are some connections being made! " Sunday morning is not my first choice for being sociable cilla. | |||
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"It's quite nice to see so many of you folks posting. Hopefully there are some connections being made! Sunday morning is not my first choice for being sociable cilla. " Nor mine but it seemed an appropriate time... | |||
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"It's quite nice to see so many of you folks posting. Hopefully there are some connections being made! " Can’t see it happening, but always love your optimism | |||
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"Norwich and looking for nsa sex especially with squirters" You expect that on a date? | |||
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"Norwich and looking for nsa sex especially with squirters You expect that on a date? " I think that's expected isn't it? | |||
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"Norwich and looking for nsa sex especially with squirters You expect that on a date? " Aim high, why not? X  | |||
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"Norwich and looking for nsa sex especially with squirters You expect that on a date? Aim high, why not? X "Wear goggles if the aim is high though | |||
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"Norwich and looking for nsa sex especially with squirters You expect that on a date? Aim high, why not? X
Wear goggles if the aim is high though" | |||
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"Norwich and looking for nsa sex especially with squirters You expect that on a date? " A date that goes past a date | |||
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"Norwich and looking for nsa sex especially with squirters You expect that on a date? Aim high, why not? X
Wear goggles if the aim is high though"Snorkel and goggles x | |||
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"Love this! Good thread Tea. I’m not looking but it would have been my kind of thread if i was. Good luck everyone. Hope some connections are made from it "It's unlikely. I'm not seeing anyone south of the Watford gap, let alone within 30 miles of me. Apart from that hottie who's looking for blokes half an inch taller than me. | |||
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"Love this! Good thread Tea. I’m not looking but it would have been my kind of thread if i was. Good luck everyone. Hope some connections are made from it
It's unlikely.
I'm not seeing anyone south of the Watford gap, let alone within 30 miles of me.
Apart from that hottie who's looking for blokes half an inch taller than me.
"I said I wouldn’t travel more than an hour for anyone. When you meet someone who’s worth it that all goes out the window! | |||
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"Love this! Good thread Tea. I’m not looking but it would have been my kind of thread if i was. Good luck everyone. Hope some connections are made from it
It's unlikely.
I'm not seeing anyone south of the Watford gap, let alone within 30 miles of me.
Apart from that hottie who's looking for blokes half an inch taller than me.
I said I wouldn’t travel more than an hour for anyone. When you meet someone who’s worth it that all goes out the window!"Unlike L'oreal........  | |||
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"Love this! Good thread Tea. I’m not looking but it would have been my kind of thread if i was. Good luck everyone. Hope some connections are made from it "Same here but still lovely to read everyone’s post. Some clearly haven’t read the OP... there’s a surprise | |||
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"Love this! Good thread Tea. I’m not looking but it would have been my kind of thread if i was. Good luck everyone. Hope some connections are made from it
It's unlikely.
I'm not seeing anyone south of the Watford gap, let alone within 30 miles of me.
Apart from that hottie who's looking for blokes half an inch taller than me.
I said I wouldn’t travel more than an hour for anyone. When you meet someone who’s worth it that all goes out the window!"I said I wouldn't travel at all but ended up driving 3 hours just to spend time with them | |||
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"Love this! Good thread Tea. I’m not looking but it would have been my kind of thread if i was. Good luck everyone. Hope some connections are made from it
Same here but still lovely to read everyone’s post. Some clearly haven’t read the OP... there’s a surprise "Lol. Standard | |||
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"I had a surprising message off someone I didn't think even liked me. Trying to sort out meeting up now x "Ooh exciting!! | |||
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"I had a surprising message off someone I didn't think even liked me. Trying to sort out meeting up now x "Raven going to get her freak on.. You go girl | |||
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"I had a surprising message off someone I didn't think even liked me. Trying to sort out meeting up now x "Perfect | |||
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"Love this! Good thread Tea. I’m not looking but it would have been my kind of thread if i was. Good luck everyone. Hope some connections are made from it
It's unlikely.
I'm not seeing anyone south of the Watford gap, let alone within 30 miles of me.
Apart from that hottie who's looking for blokes half an inch taller than me.
I said I wouldn’t travel more than an hour for anyone. When you meet someone who’s worth it that all goes out the window!"Sometimes you just know | |||
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"Love this! Good thread Tea. I’m not looking but it would have been my kind of thread if i was. Good luck everyone. Hope some connections are made from it
It's unlikely.
I'm not seeing anyone south of the Watford gap, let alone within 30 miles of me.
Apart from that hottie who's looking for blokes half an inch taller than me.
I said I wouldn’t travel more than an hour for anyone. When you meet someone who’s worth it that all goes out the window!"I agree it is about making the effort and doing so with respect and maturity. | |||
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"Love this! Good thread Tea. I’m not looking but it would have been my kind of thread if i was. Good luck everyone. Hope some connections are made from it
It's unlikely.
I'm not seeing anyone south of the Watford gap, let alone within 30 miles of me.
Apart from that hottie who's looking for blokes half an inch taller than me.
I said I wouldn’t travel more than an hour for anyone. When you meet someone who’s worth it that all goes out the window!
I agree it is about making the effort and doing so with respect and maturity. "Hmmm I can probably do the respect thing. I struggle a bit with the maturity | |||
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"In Sunny Surrey and looking to 'date' "All of the above is a fabrication...Surrey isn't sunny! Lol x | |||
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"In Sunny Surrey and looking to 'date'
All of the above is a fabrication...Surrey isn't sunny! Lol x"It is today, my butler has informed me it is quite lovely out, going to have tea on the lawn | |||
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"Love this! Good thread Tea. I’m not looking but it would have been my kind of thread if i was. Good luck everyone. Hope some connections are made from it
It's unlikely.
I'm not seeing anyone south of the Watford gap, let alone within 30 miles of me.
Apart from that hottie who's looking for blokes half an inch taller than me.
I said I wouldn’t travel more than an hour for anyone. When you meet someone who’s worth it that all goes out the window!
I agree it is about making the effort and doing so with respect and maturity.
Hmmm I can probably do the respect thing. I struggle a bit with the maturity "Ditto. Fab brings out the eedjit in me. In the off chance anyone's interested, if you can Tango or want to Tango, go to the top of the list. | |||
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"Looks like most are far away anyway...but what the hell... close to oxford " Hallo kan jy raai wie dit is | |||
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"Looks like most are far away anyway...but what the hell... close to oxford Hallo kan jy raai wie dit is" Hahahaha did you google that? I had to look at the pics to figure it out...I think | |||
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 ....a little bit of (massively) a cheeky monkey...
I am stupidly chatty and struggle to shut up so you might have to find a way to keep me quiet!
I'm a lazy stereotypical monkey, I eat shoots and leaves...well fall asleep and cuddle a pillow...
I have a masters degree in sarcasm and am highly fluent in the language of piss taking....
Apparently I am wizardry devil in the kitchen, a dab hand with the iron and know where the washing machine is...
Oh....I struggle to be serious....oh oh...and I'm a sucker for a peachy little bottom.... | |||
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"Looks like most are far away anyway...but what the hell... close to oxford Hallo kan jy raai wie dit is Hahahaha did you google that? I had to look at the pics to figure it out...I think "Damn right, I’m only fluent in gobbledegook | |||
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