FabSwingers.com forum: Is the bar open this evening?

By *etillante OP Woman
over a year ago

Can't get the staff these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i hope so... shall i ring the bell

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

terrible isnt it,iv had to open my own bottle

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By *etillante OP Woman
over a year ago

OK ladies, what can I get you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i will have a cocktail i think....

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"terrible isnt it,iv had to open my own bottle

screw top?

statement or question hmmmmmmmm

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

i feel like a jack daniels tonight,one ice cube please,and if its not too much trouble some nibbles

if you get rushed off your feet i will give you a hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we should have a bit of music playing

who is going to be DJ

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By *etillante OP Woman
over a year ago

"i will have a cocktail i think...."

Anything in particular?

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

oo oo can we have a naked waiter please pretty please

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By *etillante OP Woman
over a year ago

"i feel like a jack daniels tonight,one ice cube please,and if its not too much trouble some nibbles

if you get rushed off your feet i will give you a hand"

I've lots of nubbles, got Japenese crackers, crisps, salty biscuits

And hey you sit and relax, I'll cope

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Here you go missi :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INKTfWEHceY

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"oo oo can we have a naked waiter please pretty please"

I would have offered but if you want a pretty one then forget it.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

oh ta will put my feet up and sit quietly in the corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i will have a cocktail i think....

Anything in particular?"

a long hard screw please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here you go missi :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INKTfWEHceY"

awww that's very sweet!!!

your going to need 2 oxygen tanks ha ha

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

ps barkeeper OP, do NOT put marzipan nibbles on the bar

you'll go bust within the hour

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Here you go missi :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INKTfWEHceY

awww that's very sweet!!!

your going to need 2 oxygen tanks ha ha"

Ooooh it gets better :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_WL-q_T-n4&feature=fvst

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By *etillante OP Woman
over a year ago

ps barkeeper OP, do NOT put marzipan nibbles on the bar

you'll go bust within the hour"

That's nuts

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Here you go missi :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INKTfWEHceY

awww that's very sweet!!!

your going to need 2 oxygen tanks ha ha"

One each

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here you go missi :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INKTfWEHceY

awww that's very sweet!!!

your going to need 2 oxygen tanks ha ha

One each

oh trust me i don't need one!!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

How brave am i, joining in on a womens only thread? lol

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

well we arent very busy are we,1 jack daniels,1 slow screw and a couple of oxygen tanks

pass the marzipan nibbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it is a bit dead in here lol...

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

more booze please,1 jack daniels 1 ice cube more marzipan,and a slow screw for the lady in the corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"more booze please,1 jack daniels 1 ice cube more marzipan,and a slow screw for the lady in the corner"

why am i sat in the corner???

have i been naughty?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Next up :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cpo4rD_ZsIM&feature=results_main&playnext=1&list=PL3AF929A8251381BC

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"more booze please,1 jack daniels 1 ice cube more marzipan,and a slow screw for the lady in the corner

why am i sat in the corner???

have i been naughty?

no, you been very good

more oxygen please

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By *etillante OP Woman
over a year ago

Sorry needed to get more ice

May I recommend a 'Slow comfortable screw against the wall'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry needed to get more ice

May I recommend a 'Slow comfortable screw against the wall'

oh go on then you have twisted my arm!

And i am quite partial to a slow screw!

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Sex On The Beach for me please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*sticks headround door... Sees that the brave Sir Mushy is looking after the ladies...

Quietly closes door again...*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*sticks headround door... Sees that the brave Sir Mushy is looking after the ladies...

Quietly closes door again...*

hey you! Not so quick to escape come on in and entertain up ladies

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Mushy's expired.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

May I have a sparkling water with a slice of lime please NO ice xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mushy's expired.

gets another oxygen tank

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Mushy's expired.

gets another oxygen tank"

Just the one?

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

more dack janiels pleese

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

And now for something completely different :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAObV5Gw7Ao

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By *etillante OP Woman
over a year ago

"May I have a sparkling water with a slice of lime please NO ice xx"

Highland Spring?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

One for the barkeeper OP :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE0o14XtKNo&feature=fvst

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

have a dack janiels with your slice of ice and highland sprogg ish lovely

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

bud for me please.

ffs mushy stick something we know on,oh and no more www,pish,you know us old gits non comprende.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

And a double no less for the lady on the dick janaels, and can you please keep yer dog under control, it's chewing all the bar fittings.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lixDK_tMEhE

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

And for old bud(dies) one he's sure to remember :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp6tzQ4R1tg

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

he is just trying to escape,he will be in the park before you know it

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

ditto on the www.

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By *etillante OP Woman
over a year ago

One for the barkeeper OP :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE0o14XtKNo&feature=fvst"

My theme tune, so let's get together over that glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets liven things up here!

Car person line up some shots!

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

jelly shots even

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evenin' folks

pimms please

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"ditto on the www."

huh?

Rolling Stones : YOU Can't ALWAYS Get WHAT You WANT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIX0ZDqDljA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lets liven things up here!

Car person line up some shots!"

what's in those cocktails? My speech is becoming slurred lol! Bar not car!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

" he is just trying to escape,he will be in the park before you know it"

does he go down by the swings to meet the girlies?

a swinging dog lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Lets liven things up here!

Car person line up some shots!

what's in those cocktails? My speech is becoming slurred lol! Bar not car!"

Oi, carsteward, another round please, the last shots missed lol

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

i shouldnt have finished that wine off before i got onto dack,jec,jock,erm bourbon

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

" he is just trying to escape,he will be in the park before you know it

does he go down by the swings to meet the girlies?

a swinging dog lol"
well you know he has a rubber fetish,he will do owt for a welly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More shots! Yeah!

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

line em up and shoot em over here

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"i should have finishing jacking that Daniel off before i got onto the wine"

barkeeper, i'll have another of what she's having, please

oh, and two oxygens to follow

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

" he is just trying to escape,he will be in the park before you know it

does he go down by the swings to meet the girlies?

a swinging dog lolwell you know he has a rubber fetish,he will do owt for a welly "

tell me about it, i can't even get in the door on a rainy day

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Memory test for you girls, i bet you can

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuC8jh829cw

Your face does look familar lol

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"ditto on the www.

huh?

Rolling Stones : YOU Can't ALWAYS Get WHAT You WANT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIX0ZDqDljA"

ah thats better,another bud please.

have the girls been here all day,

they're all steamin.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm bloody not

...where me drink?

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

get that woman a drink she can still stand up

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I would offer to do requests but the last time i did that someone shouted "pack the fuck up and go".

Charming.

Any requests? I'll see what i can do. I cum highly recomended.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines a white wine spritzer please xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"get that woman a drink she can still stand up"

You trying to get me on me back?

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

maybe

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By *etillante OP Woman
over a year ago

Free bar ladies and Gentleman, help yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make mine a triple

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

right give us six oxygen tanks,and two rolls of duck tape.

some of the ladies look about ready to succumb to my charms.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

more jack please

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"right give us six oxygen tanks,and two rolls of duck tape.

some of the ladies look about ready to succumb to my charms.

ahem, duct tape doesnt stick to wool

erm so my "friend" tells me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hic

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Free bar ladies and Gentleman, help yourself "

Gentleman, singular huh?

Stomps off home with his Sailor tucked under his arm.

ooooh errr, i'd best rephrase that.

This bar's nowhere near any docks is it?

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Just popping in for a wee dram before turning in and wanking myself into oblivion

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

have a double,its on the house

more jack

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"right give us six oxygen tanks,and two rolls of duck tape.

some of the ladies look about ready to succumb to my charms.

ahem, duct tape doesnt stick to wool

erm so my "friend" tells me"

it does bind though,so i've heard.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"right give us six oxygen tanks,and two rolls of duck tape.

some of the ladies look about ready to succumb to my charms.

ahem, duct tape doesnt stick to wool

erm so my "friend" tells me

it does bind though,so i've heard.

can i interest you in a pair of velcro mittens?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"right give us six oxygen tanks,and two rolls of duck tape.

some of the ladies look about ready to succumb to my charms.

ahem, duct tape doesnt stick to wool

erm so my "friend" tells me

it does bind though,so i've heard.

can i interest you in a pair of velcro mittens?

and pssst, you know that er "educational aid" i loaned you, well i got tired of waiting for it's return so i opped along to Carpetright and they cloned me another sheepskin rug, so all is well.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"right give us six oxygen tanks,and two rolls of duck tape.

some of the ladies look about ready to succumb to my charms.

ahem, duct tape doesnt stick to wool

erm so my "friend" tells me

it does bind though,so i've heard.

can i interest you in a pair of velcro mittens?

to late.

put something dancy on,i've got to take every opportunity,before the hips go.

any body dancing,ffs sake ye canny get them away from that free bar.

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By *etillante OP Woman
over a year ago

"Free bar ladies and Gentleman, help yourself

Gentleman, singular huh?

Stomps off home with his Sailor tucked under his arm.

ooooh errr, i'd best rephrase that.

This bar's nowhere near any docks is it?"

I thought you were a Gentleman

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"right give us six oxygen tanks,and two rolls of duck tape.

some of the ladies look about ready to succumb to my charms.

ahem, duct tape doesnt stick to wool

erm so my "friend" tells me

it does bind though,so i've heard.

can i interest you in a pair of velcro mittens?

to late.

put something dancy on,i've got to take every opportunity,before the hips go.

any body dancing,ffs sake ye canny get them away from that free bar.

What do you call dancy? I haven't got anything dated after a Strauss Waltz

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Free bar ladies and Gentleman, help yourself

Gentleman, singular huh?

Stomps off home with his Sailor tucked under his arm.

ooooh errr, i'd best rephrase that.

This bar's nowhere near any docks is it?

I thought you were a Gentleman

Who've you been listening to lol

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

im up for a bop,cmon mushy get sommat slushy on

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

This do ya?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8TBmeK9Abg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perfect!! it goes perfect with me outfit too!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

This do ya?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8TBmeK9Abg"

grrrrrrrrrr,put something modern on,the stones or the beatles,something like that.

lacey and me are dancin,oops nearly tripped over fia there.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

your so light on your feet as well,she wouldnt have felt it,

ey up Fia are you ok there

more jack and shots all round,pump up the volume mushy

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"your so light on your feet as well,she wouldnt have felt it,

ey up Fia are you ok there

more jack and shots all round,pump up the volume mushy"

thanks lacey,your not so bad yourself.

though to be honest,i think some of those oxygen bottles are helium.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"your so light on your feet as well,she wouldnt have felt it,

ey up Fia are you ok there

more jack and shots all round,pump up the volume mushy"

At last, help in the form of a request :

Ladies and Gentleman, for your delectation :

Marrs and Pump Up the Volume

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B87snXgV7Pg

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"your so light on your feet as well,she wouldnt have felt it,

ey up Fia are you ok there

more jack and shots all round,pump up the volume mushy

thanks lacey,your not so bad yourself.

though to be honest,i think some of those oxygen bottles are helium.

What frigging timing, just when i'd got a refill n all

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

helium!! oh that explains the voice then

never mind crank it up,pick fia up and lets get down and boogie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....... glides in for a large cool black one........

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

For Saucy :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cQUO7KndCs

ps anybody here can copy n paste yet?

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

hey Laine wherev you bin,come and have a dance

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"....... glides in for a large cool black one........

Now, if you'd only asked for a hot white one

sigh, SIGH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hey Laine wherev you bin,come and have a dance"

shake shake shake ....... shake yer booty! xx

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

For Saucy :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cQUO7KndCs

ps anybody here can copy n paste yet?"
no me and meat are having to dance to our own beat

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"hey Laine wherev you bin,come and have a dance

shake shake shake ....... shake yer booty! xx

"
go lainey go lainey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is PlayfullSam here yet? he wanted to see my cameltoe...I want to show him it before I piss myself

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

For Saucy :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cQUO7KndCs

ps anybody here can copy n paste yet?"

grrrrrrr,

get YMCA on,i'm dancin with lacey and laine,i'm feeling lucky,and the ladies love nothing more than a camp guy.

i hope view doesn't make an appearance.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"Is PlayfullSam here yet? he wanted to see my cameltoe...I want to show him it before I piss myself "
whole new meaning to wet t shirts,wet pants,mm no not quite the same ring to it

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over a year ago

For Saucy :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cQUO7KndCs

ps anybody here can copy n paste yet?

grrrrrrr,

get YMCA on,i'm dancin with lacey and laine,i'm feeling lucky,and the ladies love nothing more than a camp guy.

i hope view doesn't make an appearance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y99232ZEuYQ

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

For Saucy :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cQUO7KndCs

ps anybody here can copy n paste yet?

grrrrrrr,

get YMCA on,i'm dancin with lacey and laine,i'm feeling lucky,and the ladies love nothing more than a camp guy.

i hope view doesn't make an appearance.

grrrrrr.....umbling git indeed.

Well, as you asked, here's Bradford's finest ( seriously, its either this or Smokie or Tanita Tikaram ) :

False start, the advert was two minutes long on that one.

The one you've all been waiting for :

c'mon now, push that pineapple lol

Agadooooooooo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbUQUut_xgw

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Is PlayfullSam here yet? he wanted to see my cameltoe...I want to show him it before I piss myself "

Knowing Sam, i think he'd prefer seeing it after ..

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

For Saucy :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cQUO7KndCs

ps anybody here can copy n paste yet?

grrrrrrr,

get YMCA on,i'm dancin with lacey and laine,i'm feeling lucky,and the ladies love nothing more than a camp guy.

i hope view doesn't make an appearance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y99232ZEuYQ"

I can't view that one, for adults only. It's asking me to sign in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For Saucy :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cQUO7KndCs

ps anybody here can copy n paste yet?

grrrrrrr,

get YMCA on,i'm dancin with lacey and laine,i'm feeling lucky,and the ladies love nothing more than a camp guy.

i hope view doesn't make an appearance.

grrrrrr.....umbling git indeed.

Well, as you asked, here's Bradford's finest ( seriously, its either this or Smokie or Tanita Tikaram ) :

False start, the advert was two minutes long on that one.

The one you've all been waiting for :

c'mon now, push that pineapple lol

Agadooooooooo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbUQUut_xgw

Argggghhhhhaaaaaadon't!!!!!!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

For Saucy :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cQUO7KndCs

ps anybody here can copy n paste yet?

grrrrrrr,

get YMCA on,i'm dancin with lacey and laine,i'm feeling lucky,and the ladies love nothing more than a camp guy.

i hope view doesn't make an appearance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y99232ZEuYQ"

Or alternatively, after two years of praying, i've been relieved by Laine.

Of my duty this evening you dirty minded peoples you.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

For Saucy :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cQUO7KndCs

ps anybody here can copy n paste yet?

grrrrrrr,

get YMCA on,i'm dancin with lacey and laine,i'm feeling lucky,and the ladies love nothing more than a camp guy.

i hope view doesn't make an appearance.

grrrrrr.....umbling git indeed.

Well, as you asked, here's Bradford's finest ( seriously, its either this or Smokie or Tanita Tikaram ) :

False start, the advert was two minutes long on that one.

The one you've all been waiting for :

c'mon now, push that pineapple lol

Agadooooooooo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbUQUut_xgw

Argggghhhhhaaaaaadon't!!!!!!

The Birdie Dance ;

http://www.youtube.forLaceyTopandSaucy3youjustkeyineachletterinturnandheypresto,musiclol

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

the birdie song!! when exactley was the last time you dee jayed mushy

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

The sad fcuker bar has closed for the evening and sent round two bottles of bud for us all to share.

Pick yer straw.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

For Saucy :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cQUO7KndCs

ps anybody here can copy n paste yet?

grrrrrrr,

get YMCA on,i'm dancin with lacey and laine,i'm feeling lucky,and the ladies love nothing more than a camp guy.

i hope view doesn't make an appearance.

grrrrrr.....umbling git indeed.

Well, as you asked, here's Bradford's finest ( seriously, its either this or Smokie or Tanita Tikaram ) :

False start, the advert was two minutes long on that one.

The one you've all been waiting for :

c'mon now, push that pineapple lol

Agadooooooooo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbUQUut_xgw

Argggghhhhhaaaaaadon't!!!!!!

The Birdie Dance ;

http://www.youtube.forLaceyTopandSaucy3youjustkeyineachletterinturnandheypresto,musiclol"

fanks mushy,is is wan oh the best nights av ever had boooooaaaaaak,gies a kiss.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"the birdie song!! when exactley was the last time you dee jayed mushy"

Never. It wan't my fault they employed a non dancing DJ. I was the only one who applied.

And have you tried typing it in yet?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I tell a lie actually. It was when my little un was 3 and had some mates round. They loved it.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"the birdie song!! when exactley was the last time you dee jayed mushy

Never. It wan't my fault they employed a non dancing DJ. I was the only one who applied.

And have you tried typing it in yet? "
no cant type too pished from all the jacks,and my hands are full holding up me dance partner,he seems to have landed on his bum for some reason

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

The missus is on nights so I'll just sneak another one in before seh fnse os i dnt suond tooooo drinkified hic

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

saucys had too much sauce,fias off having a piss,and the dj is useless im off to bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

G'night

think I'll get off t'me scratcher too

Thanks for the party xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my head!

How did i end up here?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Can I have a very large bottle of lucozade plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hair of the dog please....hic

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Oh my head!

How did i end up here?

Oh your head indeed. Highly recommended.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my head!

How did i end up here?

Oh your head indeed. Highly recommended.

thank you kind sir!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

bloody hell, you lot are starting early!! Bunch of jakeys....

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Can I have a wkd with ice in it.....

That would be wicked...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just soda water and lime for me please. Had too much last night

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By *nytimeadeMan
over a year ago

Skegness

Guinness , can i have a warm one in a dirty glass ,please .....same as last time ..

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

ohhh bugger!! Am I on shift tonight boss??

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By *nytimeadeMan
over a year ago

Skegness

"ohhh bugger!! Am I on shift tonight boss??"

I'm easy ,

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By *etillante OP Woman
over a year ago

"ohhh bugger!! Am I on shift tonight boss??

I'm easy ,

Yep it's written on the loo walls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did I step in someones sick last night? My slippers smell rank... and I know it's not my tootsies

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By *nytimeadeMan
over a year ago

Skegness

"ohhh bugger!! Am I on shift tonight boss??

I'm easy ,

Yep it's written on the loo walls

In the Girls or Boys ....

Both i hope ...

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By *etillante OP Woman
over a year ago

"ohhh bugger!! Am I on shift tonight boss??

I'm easy ,

Yep it's written on the loo walls

In the Girls or Boys ....

Both i hope ...

Of course

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By *nytimeadeMan
over a year ago

Skegness

"ohhh bugger!! Am I on shift tonight boss??

I'm easy ,

Yep it's written on the loo walls

In the Girls or Boys ....

Both i hope ...

Of course

I KNOW ..

i wrote it ..he he

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By *stwoCouple
over a year ago

anywhere

yep.we are open and serving

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

voddy and diet for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double Jack Daniel for me please! On the rocks!

Hope everyone's heads are ok after last night

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Double Jack Daniel for me please! On the rocks!

Hope everyone's heads are ok after last night

mine is fine now but had to have another we snooze this afternoon

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By *etillante OP Woman
over a year ago

As it's a warm night can I have a pint of Guiness cold please

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By *nytimeadeMan
over a year ago

Skegness

What time does the Turn start ...?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"As it's a warm night can I have a pint of Guiness cold please"

yuk hate the stuff, you can have my share as well pet

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

im on the jack again tonight ,make mine a double and quick cos im on a promise

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Now where did the barman go

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

HELLO i want a drink and i want it now!!

"stamps feet"

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By *etillante OP Woman
over a year ago

Will I do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be careful people, too much alcohol over time can prematurely age you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who has d*unk all the jack???

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

"Evenin' folks

pimms please

oooh, keep me away from Pimms, I've still got the scar on my nose from when I fell asleep with my head down the toilet and woke myself up snoring with a jerk and the seat fell on my nose - that was from Pimms

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

I'll have an amaretto and cranberry please with a cherry, make that two please and have one yourself

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

"I'll have an amaretto and cranberry please with a cherry, make that two please and have one yourself

can i have in mine. ta

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By *ucky_LadsCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Kidderminster+ surrounding areas.

if the bar is open late,i'll have a pint fdor me,and one for my mate!.

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