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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Good evening everyone and welcome to BarFabuLornAsh....

Its beautiful weather this evening so why not stop by for a chat and a drink or two with other forumites at the bar and maybe have a boogie on the dance floor..

This time next week It will be the MLS.....

What can i get for you to drink tonight and play on the famous jukebox?....

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Good evening Ash and Lorna xx

The usual please

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Can you remove the pot of peanuts from the bar please

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Good evening Ash and Lorna. It’s lovely to have you back

Please may I have a double Gordon’s with ice?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash and Lorna xx

The usual please "

Congrats on being first in the bar tonight.....

Good evening Jo.....How has your Saturday been?

One cup of tea with soya milk coming right up....x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you remove the pot of peanuts from the bar please "

Put the peanuts back NOW

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Can you remove the pot of peanuts from the bar please "

I certainly can!.......would you prefer some crisps instead?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Ash and Lorna, may i have a Long Island Ice Tea please and have one yourselves

Can we have Elvis Presley - I Just Cant Help Believing on the juke box please x

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Can you remove the pot of peanuts from the bar please

Put the peanuts back NOW "

You know they are covered in piss splatters

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Can you remove the pot of peanuts from the bar please

I certainly can!.......would you prefer some crisps instead?...."

Smokey Bacon please

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By *aucycouple85Couple
over a year ago

Coalville

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By *aucycouple85Couple
over a year ago

Coalville

Hmmm a nice jameson and would go down well

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"[Peanuts Removed by poster at 14/09/19 18:45:54]"

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Can you remove the pot of peanuts from the bar please

Put the peanuts back NOW

You know they are covered in piss splatters "

More germs than you find around a toilet

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"Good evening Ash and Lorna xx

The usual please

Congrats on being first in the bar tonight.....

Good evening Jo.....How has your Saturday been?

One cup of tea with soya milk coming right up....x"

Thank you sexpot x the day has been ok and I am still awake!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash and Lorna. It’s lovely to have you back

Please may I have a double Gordon’s with ice? "

Good evening Babs....one double Gordons gin with ice coming right up and some Wham on the jukebox....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYX0sjP6Za8

Wham - Club Tropicana

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Good evening Ash and Lorna. It’s lovely to have you back

Please may I have a double Gordon’s with ice?

Good evening Babs....one double Gordons gin with ice coming right up and some Wham on the jukebox....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYX0sjP6Za8

Wham - Club Tropicana "

Thank you Ash. What will you have? We can boogie when you’re not so busy

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Good evening Ash and Lorna. Hope you both enjoyed your holiday and congratulations to you both too. Can I have something sparkly to drink please and some cheesy pop to have a dance to x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hot whiskey would be quite amazing right now Barkeep

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Can you remove the pot of peanuts from the bar please

Put the peanuts back NOW "

Peanuts are at one end of the bar now and crisps at the other!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pernod and black with a bit of soggy bottom boys (man of constant sorrow) plz

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

*Comes sauntering in like a fabulous flamingo*

Good Evening Ash/Lorna....

...do I hear my favourite on the jukebox....Love a bit of WHAM!...

...bursts into impromptu singing & dancing to the chorus...

Oh sorry, can I have a long island iced tea please...easy on the ...and do you have any spicy snacks I'm famished!!!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Morning Ash and Lorna, may i have a Long Island Ice Tea please and have one yourselves

Can we have Elvis Presley - I Just Cant Help Believing on the juke box please x"

Good evening would you ever....

One Long Island Ice Tea and some Elvis coming up on the jukebox...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyKtRoGiNIM

Elvis Presley - I just cant help believing...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Can you remove the pot of peanuts from the bar please

I certainly can!.......would you prefer some crisps instead?....

Smokey Bacon please "

A packet of smokey bacon crisps coming right up!...

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I’d like a bottle of Baileys please. Shaken, not stirred.

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By *he Secret Tea PartyCouple
over a year ago

London

Gorgeous evening, just need someone gorgeous to spend it with

KM

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hmmm a nice jameson and would go down well"

Good evening...One Jameson Irish whiskey with cola coming right up....

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By *rs-Naughty_Mr-CuddlesCouple
over a year ago

Nr coleford

Hobgoblin gold for Mr a for Mrs shake it off on the jukebox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you remove the pot of peanuts from the bar please

Put the peanuts back NOW

You know they are covered in piss splatters "

Ahh stop being soft, makes you hardy. No ones ever died from eating bar nuts.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash and Lorna xx

The usual please

Congrats on being first in the bar tonight.....

Good evening Jo.....How has your Saturday been?

One cup of tea with soya milk coming right up....x

Thank you sexpot x the day has been ok and I am still awake! "

I'm pleased to hear it!...Lorna should be in soon when shes back from shopping if you'd like to sit with us at the bar x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash and Lorna. It’s lovely to have you back

Please may I have a double Gordon’s with ice?

Good evening Babs....one double Gordons gin with ice coming right up and some Wham on the jukebox....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYX0sjP6Za8

Wham - Club Tropicana

Thank you Ash. What will you have? We can boogie when you’re not so busy "

Your welcome Babs...As I'm still in holiday mode a nice jug of Sangria would be lovely thanks until i can join you on the dance floor....

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Can I have a pink gin and soda please with plenty of fruit and ice

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash and Lorna. Hope you both enjoyed your holiday and congratulations to you both too. Can I have something sparkly to drink please and some cheesy pop to have a dance to x"

Good evening Raven...We had an amazing holiday and thank you very much for the congrats x

One large glass of Prosecco coming right up and some 80's pop music on the jukebox...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPudE8nDog0

Human League - Don't you want me baby...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all, could I get a jamesons and baileys or as we call it a celtic cock, and something by the jam

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A hot whiskey would be quite amazing right now Barkeep "

Good evening Kaizer....One hot whiskey coming right up.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Ash! Are you feeling nice and rested after your holiday? X

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Pernod and black with a bit of soggy bottom boys (man of constant sorrow) plz"

Evening Geordieboy.....One Pernod and black and your jukebox request coming right up...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdYGnAFaeHU

Soggy bottom boys - In constant sorrow

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Good evening Ash and Lorna. Hope you both enjoyed your holiday and congratulations to you both too. Can I have something sparkly to drink please and some cheesy pop to have a dance to x

Good evening Raven...We had an amazing holiday and thank you very much for the congrats x

One large glass of Prosecco coming right up and some 80's pop music on the jukebox...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPudE8nDog0

Human League - Don't you want me baby..."

Great tune. I'm off for a dance x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Pernod and black with a bit of soggy bottom boys (man of constant sorrow) plz

Evening Geordieboy.....One Pernod and black and your jukebox request coming right up...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdYGnAFaeHU

Soggy bottom boys - In constant sorrow"

I lost my 18th birthday weekend to Pernod and black

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"*Comes sauntering in like a fabulous flamingo*

Good Evening Ash/Lorna....

...do I hear my favourite on the jukebox....Love a bit of WHAM!...

...bursts into impromptu singing & dancing to the chorus...

Oh sorry, can I have a long island iced tea please...easy on the ...and do you have any spicy snacks I'm famished!!! "

Good evening to you Jizzy monkey

Another Long Island Ice tea coming right up but easy on the cola!

would you fancy a bowl of bombay mix?...I'm going old school tonight!...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I’d like a bottle of Baileys please. Shaken, not stirred."

Evening La Luna...One bottle of Baileys coming right up....shaken not stirred!....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Gorgeous evening, just need someone gorgeous to spend it with

KM"

Good evening KM...There are lots of very handsome gentlemen in the bar tonight...

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By *oetic licenceCouple
over a year ago

Darley Dale

Hi, could we have a pink gin and lemonade and a brandy and ? Xx

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"Good evening Ash and Lorna xx

The usual please

Congrats on being first in the bar tonight.....

Good evening Jo.....How has your Saturday been?

One cup of tea with soya milk coming right up....x

Thank you sexpot x the day has been ok and I am still awake!

I'm pleased to hear it!...Lorna should be in soon when shes back from shopping if you'd like to sit with us at the bar x"

Yes please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hobgoblin gold for Mr a for Mrs shake it off on the jukebox "

Evening Naughty and Cuddles...

One goblin gold beer for Mr and a cola for the Mrs coming right up and your jukebox request...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfWlot6h_JM

Taylor Swift - Shake it off

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Good evening Ash and Lorna xx

The usual please

Congrats on being first in the bar tonight.....

Good evening Jo.....How has your Saturday been?

One cup of tea with soya milk coming right up....x

Thank you sexpot x the day has been ok and I am still awake!

I'm pleased to hear it!...Lorna should be in soon when shes back from shopping if you'd like to sit with us at the bar x

Yes please "

I’ll pull a chair next to Jo

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Can I have a pink gin and soda please with plenty of fruit and ice "

Good evening toxic....One pink gin and soda coming right up with plenty of fruit and ice in it....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening all, could I get a jamesons and baileys or as we call it a celtic cock, and something by the jam "

Good evening Ivana Tickle....

One Jamesons whiskey and baileys coming right up and some Jam on the Jukebox!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfpRm-p7qlY&list=PLn39viWJhV1OndZ-nlI-Dr9VZrvsqvbA9

The Jam - A town called Malice

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Can you remove the pot of peanuts from the bar please

Put the peanuts back NOW

You know they are covered in piss splatters

Ahh stop being soft, makes you hardy. No ones ever died from eating bar nuts. "

Pfft nobody takes that attitude when I say that about mine hahaha

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash! Are you feeling nice and rested after your holiday? X"

Good evening DandLB.....I'm feeling nice and rested now thank you after our holiday and looking nicely tanned....x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash and Lorna. Hope you both enjoyed your holiday and congratulations to you both too. Can I have something sparkly to drink please and some cheesy pop to have a dance to x

Good evening Raven...We had an amazing holiday and thank you very much for the congrats x

One large glass of Prosecco coming right up and some 80's pop music on the jukebox...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPudE8nDog0

Human League - Don't you want me baby...

Great tune. I'm off for a dance x"

I will join you for the next one x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hi, could we have a pink gin and lemonade and a brandy and ? Xx"

Good evening Poetic licence.....one pink gin with lemonade and a brandy and cola coming right up...

Can i play a song for you on the jukebox?...x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash and Lorna xx

The usual please

Congrats on being first in the bar tonight.....

Good evening Jo.....How has your Saturday been?

One cup of tea with soya milk coming right up....x

Thank you sexpot x the day has been ok and I am still awake!

I'm pleased to hear it!...Lorna should be in soon when shes back from shopping if you'd like to sit with us at the bar x

Yes please "

I have a pink gin and tonic ready and waiting for her on the bar....would you like one also? x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash and Lorna xx

The usual please

Congrats on being first in the bar tonight.....

Good evening Jo.....How has your Saturday been?

One cup of tea with soya milk coming right up....x

Thank you sexpot x the day has been ok and I am still awake!

I'm pleased to hear it!...Lorna should be in soon when shes back from shopping if you'd like to sit with us at the bar x

Yes please

I’ll pull a chair next to Jo "

Lovely, Are you ready for another Gordons gin Babs?.....

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By *oetic licenceCouple
over a year ago

Darley Dale

Oooh can we have Crazy by Gnarles Barclay.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Good evening Ash and Lorna. Hope you both enjoyed your holiday and congratulations to you both too. Can I have something sparkly to drink please and some cheesy pop to have a dance to x

Good evening Raven...We had an amazing holiday and thank you very much for the congrats x

One large glass of Prosecco coming right up and some 80's pop music on the jukebox...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPudE8nDog0

Human League - Don't you want me baby...

Great tune. I'm off for a dance x

I will join you for the next one x"

I look forward to it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Ash! Are you feeling nice and rested after your holiday? X

Good evening DandLB.....I'm feeling nice and rested now thank you after our holiday and looking nicely tanned....x "

We’re off to Majorca Monday so will hopefully be nice and tanned too x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Oooh can we have Crazy by Gnarles Barclay. "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N4jf6rtyuw

Gnarls Barkley - Crazy

Great song choice!....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash! Are you feeling nice and rested after your holiday? X

Good evening DandLB.....I'm feeling nice and rested now thank you after our holiday and looking nicely tanned....x

We’re off to Majorca Monday so will hopefully be nice and tanned too x"

I hope you have a brilliant time in Majorca and will also come back nice and rested x

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By *oetic licenceCouple
over a year ago

Darley Dale


"Oooh can we have Crazy by Gnarles Barclay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N4jf6rtyuw

Gnarls Barkley - Crazy

Great song choice!.... "

Thank you. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm back from shopping, what did I miss!

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"Good evening Ash and Lorna xx

The usual please

Congrats on being first in the bar tonight.....

Good evening Jo.....How has your Saturday been?

One cup of tea with soya milk coming right up....x

Thank you sexpot x the day has been ok and I am still awake!

I'm pleased to hear it!...Lorna should be in soon when shes back from shopping if you'd like to sit with us at the bar x

Yes please

I’ll pull a chair next to Jo "

Hello gorgeous

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"I'm back from shopping, what did I miss! "

Me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheers Ash that went down a treat could I get another and some mantronix or erasure, feeling all nostalgic tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back from shopping, what did I miss!

Me! "

Yes I really do and our lovely friend. Miss you ladies. X

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Oooh can we have Crazy by Gnarles Barclay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N4jf6rtyuw

Gnarls Barkley - Crazy

Great song choice!....

Thank you. Xx"

you're very welcome x

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Evening ash how are you ... evening all hows everyone else ?

Pint please ... peroni or San miguel...one for yourself ... what music have we got on then

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm back from shopping, what did I miss! "

Me!...PS - Did you remember the hob nobs?...

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"I'm back from shopping, what did I miss!

Me!

Yes I really do and our lovely friend. Miss you ladies. X"

Miss you too xx we need a catch up!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Cheers Ash that went down a treat could I get another and some mantronix or erasure, feeling all nostalgic tonight"

you're very welcome.....I'm also a Mantronix fan...especially their old 80's hip hop tracks but will play one of their 90's RnB hits....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnyuFcI2Yiw

Mantronix - Got to have your love

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening ash how are you ... evening all hows everyone else ?

Pint please ... peroni or San miguel...one for yourself ... what music have we got on then "

Good evening justme.....I'm doing great thanks mate.....One pint of San Miguel coming right up....

We have had all sorts of music on tonight but will be sticking on some more 80's pop shortly...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Evening Ash, I'll have a pint of cider, but can you save it until Friday please, as I'm not drinking until then

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Evening ash how are you ... evening all hows everyone else ?

Pint please ... peroni or San miguel...one for yourself ... what music have we got on then

Good evening justme.....I'm doing great thanks mate.....One pint of San Miguel coming right up....

We have had all sorts of music on tonight but will be sticking on some more 80's pop shortly..."

sounds good to me ...

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By *illowzWoman
over a year ago

Exeter

I've been MIA from the forums and fab.

Back to say hello. Please could I have a Southern Comfort and lemonade.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Ash

I'm feeling like something like Dakota from the stereophonics ...and a rum and ...Are we still on happy hour if so let's make it a double or two for 1?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do with a chilled pinot

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash, I'll have a pint of cider, but can you save it until Friday please, as I'm not drinking until then "

Good evening Ace....saving One pint of cider for you for next Friday!....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back from shopping, what did I miss!

Me!

Yes I really do and our lovely friend. Miss you ladies. X

Miss you too xx we need a catch up! "

Oohhh that sounds like a plan. X

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I've been MIA from the forums and fab.

Back to say hello. Please could I have a Southern Comfort and lemonade. "

Good evening willow and nice to see you on the forums again....

One southern comfort and lemonade coming right up....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash

I'm feeling like something like Dakota from the stereophonics ...and a rum and ...Are we still on happy hour if so let's make it a double or two for 1?"

Good evening AladdinCool.....

Its still happy hour until 9 pm so you're well in time for it!..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzBJQnD7TRM

Stereophonics - Dakota

2 rum and colas coming right up and your request on the jukebox...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back from shopping, what did I miss!

Me!...PS - Did you remember the hob nobs?... "

Ohh crap!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I could do with a chilled pinot "

Good evening Shortish...One chilled Pinot coming right up for you....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm back from shopping, what did I miss!

Me!...PS - Did you remember the hob nobs?...

Ohh crap! "

I'll have to locate where my second secret stash is....

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By *illowzWoman
over a year ago

Exeter


"I've been MIA from the forums and fab.

Back to say hello. Please could I have a Southern Comfort and lemonade.

Good evening willow and nice to see you on the forums again....

One southern comfort and lemonade coming right up....

"

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheers Ash that went down a treat could I get another and some mantronix or erasure, feeling all nostalgic tonight

you're very welcome.....I'm also a Mantronix fan...especially their old 80's hip hop tracks but will play one of their 90's RnB hits....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnyuFcI2Yiw

Mantronix - Got to have your love"

Danci g my butt cheeks off

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeqtAB1WgEw

KC and the sunshine band - Give it up...

Now I've caught up with all the drinks orders who wants to join me on the dance floor?....

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By *oetic licenceCouple
over a year ago

Darley Dale


"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeqtAB1WgEw

KC and the sunshine band - Give it up...

Now I've caught up with all the drinks orders who wants to join me on the dance floor?.... "

I will.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Ay up Ash! I’m at hen party so shots flowing

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeqtAB1WgEw

KC and the sunshine band - Give it up...

Now I've caught up with all the drinks orders who wants to join me on the dance floor?....

I will. "

And me!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Ay up Ash! I’m at hen party so shots flowing "

Step away from the sambucca! I’ve lost days to that stuff

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeqtAB1WgEw

KC and the sunshine band - Give it up...

Now I've caught up with all the drinks orders who wants to join me on the dance floor?....

I will. "

Thanks for the dance.....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Ay up Ash! I’m at hen party so shots flowing "

Evening DC....Lining up several shots on the bar.....Hope you have fun....Is there going to be a stripper?.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ay up Ash! I’m at hen party so shots flowing "

Iv never been a hen party!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeqtAB1WgEw

KC and the sunshine band - Give it up...

Now I've caught up with all the drinks orders who wants to join me on the dance floor?....

I will.

And me! "

Thanks also Babs....I hope you liked the new dance moves i learnt on holiday in Spain...

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By *oetic licenceCouple
over a year ago

Darley Dale


"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeqtAB1WgEw

KC and the sunshine band - Give it up...

Now I've caught up with all the drinks orders who wants to join me on the dance floor?....

I will.

Thanks for the dance....."

Pleasure. Xx

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"Ay up Ash! I’m at hen party so shots flowing

Iv never been a hen party!

"

I never had a hen party ... want to come to my "30 years later" hen party??

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeqtAB1WgEw

KC and the sunshine band - Give it up...

Now I've caught up with all the drinks orders who wants to join me on the dance floor?....

I will.

And me!

Thanks also Babs....I hope you liked the new dance moves i learnt on holiday in Spain... "

You’ve been practicing Ash!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

I'm just going to have a break to have my dinner guys....will be back behind the bar again shortly....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ay up Ash! I’m at hen party so shots flowing

Iv never been a hen party!

I never had a hen party ... want to come to my "30 years later" hen party?? "

Oh I think we need to make this happen!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

I'm back from dinner...who would like another drink or song on the jukebox....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeqtAB1WgEw

KC and the sunshine band - Give it up...

Now I've caught up with all the drinks orders who wants to join me on the dance floor?....

I will.

And me!

Thanks also Babs....I hope you liked the new dance moves i learnt on holiday in Spain...

You’ve been practicing Ash! "

Every day Babs!...

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Ay up Ash! I’m at hen party so shots flowing

Evening DC....Lining up several shots on the bar.....Hope you have fun....Is there going to be a stripper?..... "

Er... yes!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Good evening Ash & Lorna, hello everyone...

If it isn't to late may I have a double Jamison please..

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Ash & Lorna, hello everyone...

If it isn't to late may I have a double Jamison please.."

Good evening Lorraine.....

Its not to late!....A double Jameson whiskey coming right up!...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Ay up Ash! I’m at hen party so shots flowing

Evening DC....Lining up several shots on the bar.....Hope you have fun....Is there going to be a stripper?.....

Er... yes!"

I hope you have a good view....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Bar is still open if anyone would like a drink or song on the jukebox....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Bar is still open if anyone would like a drink or song on the jukebox.... "

Good do with a stiff one Ash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Ash / all

Gonna have an americano.. And some chocolate :p

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Bar is still open if anyone would like a drink or song on the jukebox....

Good do with a stiff one Ash "

Good evening Samiss...One large cold white Pinot coming right up.....

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Go on then ash I'll have another pint please ..

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Bar is still open if anyone would like a drink or song on the jukebox....

Good do with a stiff one Ash

Good evening Samiss...One large cold white Pinot coming right up..... "

Thank you x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening Ash / all

Gonna have an americano.. And some chocolate :p"

Good evening BlackMidnight.....One Americano coming right up and some chocolate....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of carlsberg export and a packet of honey roasted nuts please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good evening Ash could i have a beer please?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Go on then ash I'll have another pint please .. "

Another pint of San Miguel coming right up....

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Go on then ash I'll have another pint please ..

Another pint of San Miguel coming right up.... "

good memory or a quick scroll up ?... Thanks either way ... one for yourself and lorna too

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Pint of carlsberg export and a packet of honey roasted nuts please"

Evening Giant...One pint of Carlsberg export and a packet of honey roasted nuts coming right up....

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Hi Ash

I’m feeling rather nostalgic thanks to a previous thread so I’d love a pint of Harp if you've got it and anything by the inimitable Patsy Cline please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"good evening Ash could i have a beer please?"

Good evening Joyman....One beer coming right up....what do fancy drinking tonight?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheers ash

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Go on then ash I'll have another pint please ..

Another pint of San Miguel coming right up.... good memory or a quick scroll up ?... Thanks either way ... one for yourself and lorna too "

Good memory!....Thanks for the drinks!..

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Go on then ash I'll have another pint please ..

Another pint of San Miguel coming right up.... good memory or a quick scroll up ?... Thanks either way ... one for yourself and lorna too

Good memory!....Thanks for the drinks!.. "

no problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good evening Ash could i have a beer please?

Good evening Joyman....One beer coming right up....what do fancy drinking tonight?...."

well i fancy a pint of John Smiths please Ash and have one yourself

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hi Ash

I’m feeling rather nostalgic thanks to a previous thread so I’d love a pint of Harp if you've got it and anything by the inimitable Patsy Cline please "

Good evening Lisa.....One pint of Harp lager coming right up and some Patsy Cline on the jukebox...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-59eOGuktdo&list=PL2EpiGm1815feiuJ-Wn8WC-Adlx-HNP9X

Patsy Cline....Crazy

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Cheers ash"

you're welcome mate....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"good evening Ash could i have a beer please?

Good evening Joyman....One beer coming right up....what do fancy drinking tonight?....well i fancy a pint of John Smiths please Ash and have one yourself "

Good choice....A pint of John Smiths coming right up and thanks for the drink also...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good evening Ash could i have a beer please?

Good evening Joyman....One beer coming right up....what do fancy drinking tonight?....well i fancy a pint of John Smiths please Ash and have one yourself

Good choice....A pint of John Smiths coming right up and thanks for the drink also... "

thanks very much cheers!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we have champagne supanova on the juke box next please

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Hi Ash

I’m feeling rather nostalgic thanks to a previous thread so I’d love a pint of Harp if you've got it and anything by the inimitable Patsy Cline please

Good evening Lisa.....One pint of Harp lager coming right up and some Patsy Cline on the jukebox...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-59eOGuktdo&list=PL2EpiGm1815feiuJ-Wn8WC-Adlx-HNP9X

Patsy Cline....Crazy"

Thanks Ash...great choice

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By *llenGTWoman
over a year ago

East/West Mids

Barman, I have had a shit day. Pour me a drink and make it large one!! Please ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Barman, I have had a shit day. Pour me a drink and make it large one!! Please ..."
can i get you a drink miss just to make up for a shit day?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Can we have champagne supanova on the juke box next please"

Coming up next on the jukebox....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI-5uv4wryI

Oasis - Champagne Supernova

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By *llenGTWoman
over a year ago

East/West Mids

Please. I tip generously for an open ear x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ash your a legend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please. I tip generously for an open ear x"
Ash please give the lady what she requires while we have a chat cheers!

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By *llenGTWoman
over a year ago

East/West Mids


"Please. I tip generously for an open ear xAsh please give the lady what she requires while we have a chat cheers!"

Ahem, this bar is dry and silent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please. I tip generously for an open ear xAsh please give the lady what she requires while we have a chat cheers!

Ahem, this bar is dry and silent! "

and what would you like? i will try and get the barman's attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ash another pint please and what ever the lady would like

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