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Ghengis's SuperMega Yacht party

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You've been invited to my SuperMega Yacht Party. We're setting sail for the Carribean from Southampton come nightfall.

It's easy to spot, a replica of Queen Anne's Revenge called 'Kharrakorum'. All guests must attend in full pirate outfit.

There is a large hotub, watersports, 18-30's esque moments of forced fun, plenty of lone chill out time, communal and private, pirate rooms. A fully stocked Tiki bar and dancehall.

RSVP.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Arrrrrrrrr’ll be there me hearties!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Won't get past the Isle of Wight.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

I’ll be a bar maid if I may? May take a break from time to time to join in the fun though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Arrrrrrrrr’ll be there me hearties!"

*Ghengis greets you at Dockside, eye patch, Caps hat and big smiles*

ARRRRRRRRRRRRR

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Aaarrrrrrrrrlllllll be Thhaaaarrrrrr GK.....just don't let the Horde abuse me....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Won't get past the Isle of Wight."

Why not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes please

would love an excuse to wear thigh high pirate boots and poke men with my sword

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll be a bar maid if I may? May take a break from time to time to join in the fun though! "

Please do Peachy, theres no staff, I'm making it up as i go along, I'll get you some help or give you a hand myself once we set off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Won't get past the Isle of Wight.

Why not?"

You'll be broadsided by the Cowes Mary Whitehouse Cannon Club.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aaarrrrrrrrrlllllll be Thhaaaarrrrrr GK.....just don't let the Horde abuse me.... "

*The Horde wags its tail, it's the man who gives pie*

Welcome aboard matey! Thar be a cabin wi yurr name on it.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"I’ll be a bar maid if I may? May take a break from time to time to join in the fun though!

Please do Peachy, theres no staff, I'm making it up as i go along, I'll get you some help or give you a hand myself once we set off. "

That’s fine - as long as I get to be in charge? I rather like the idea of dominating you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yes please

would love an excuse to wear thigh high pirate boots and poke men with my sword "

Go wait in my cabin please

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Arrrrrrrrr’ll be there me hearties!

*Ghengis greets you at Dockside, eye patch, Caps hat and big smiles*

ARRRRRRRRRRRRR"

I thanks you Cap’n, as a fine buxom wench with adventure and wantoness running through her veins, I hope you’ll come and plunder me asunder come nightfall...

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I was planning my outfit until the 18-30

type fun bit. I'll look after everyone's pets while they're gone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Won't get past the Isle of Wight.

Why not?

You'll be broadsided by the Cowes Mary Whitehouse Cannon Club. "

Rrrrheheheaaally? Fix GPMGS! open up the artillery bays.. release the KRAKEN!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll be a bar maid if I may? May take a break from time to time to join in the fun though!

Please do Peachy, theres no staff, I'm making it up as i go along, I'll get you some help or give you a hand myself once we set off.

That’s fine - as long as I get to be in charge? I rather like the idea of dominating you! "

... Is it Domination if I'm getting exactly what I want?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Arrrrrrrrr’ll be there me hearties!

*Ghengis greets you at Dockside, eye patch, Caps hat and big smiles*

ARRRRRRRRRRRRR

I thanks you Cap’n, as a fine buxom wench with adventure and wantoness running through her veins, I hope you’ll come and plunder me asunder come nightfall..."

Thubderin' for a plunderin'

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"Aaarrrrrrrrrlllllll be Thhaaaarrrrrr GK.....just don't let the Horde abuse me....

*The Horde wags its tail, it's the man who gives pie*

Welcome aboard matey! Thar be a cabin wi yurr name on it. "

Yaaaarrrrr Genghis Lad......be thaaarrr copious amounts of pirate grog?? Will be fighting the Kraken, it be a fearsome sea beast but makes some delicious RUM.....Yaaaarrrrrrrrr make mine a triple.....

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Ha harrr! Can I be a buxom pirate wench? I warn you though, my tits may fall out of my loosely tied top, and I may require to be strapped to the bombard to receive the appropriate punishment for such a misdemeanor...

Mrs TMN x

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Arrrrrrrrr’ll be there me hearties!

*Ghengis greets you at Dockside, eye patch, Caps hat and big smiles*

ARRRRRRRRRRRRR

I thanks you Cap’n, as a fine buxom wench with adventure and wantoness running through her veins, I hope you’ll come and plunder me asunder come nightfall...

Thubderin' for a plunderin' "

I’m a rum lass, game for anything as long as there’s salt in the air and a man with a stiff hard mast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes please

would love an excuse to wear thigh high pirate boots and poke men with my sword

Go wait in my cabin please "

aye aye Captain

.... trots off to cabin with sword to await further instructions

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was planning my outfit until the 18-30

type fun bit. I'll look after everyone's pets while they're gone. "

Nooooo.. it's not mandatory.. you can just watch the idiots be idiots from the sub/aquatic glass bottomed Library, Mojito in hand, music of your choice playing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aaarrrrrrrrrlllllll be Thhaaaarrrrrr GK.....just don't let the Horde abuse me....

*The Horde wags its tail, it's the man who gives pie*

Welcome aboard matey! Thar be a cabin wi yurr name on it.

Yaaaarrrrr Genghis Lad......be thaaarrr copious amounts of pirate grog?? Will be fighting the Kraken, it be a fearsome sea beast but makes some delicious RUM.....Yaaaarrrrrrrrr make mine a triple..... "
Quadruples all round! We have dark, light, honey, spiced and grog a plenty.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I was planning my outfit until the 18-30

type fun bit. I'll look after everyone's pets while they're gone.

Nooooo.. it's not mandatory.. you can just watch the idiots be idiots from the sub/aquatic glass bottomed Library, Mojito in hand, music of your choice playing. "

Oh well, if you put it like that...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ha harrr! Can I be a buxom pirate wench? I warn you though, my tits may fall out of my loosely tied top, and I may require to be strapped to the bombard to receive the appropriate punishment for such a misdemeanor...

Mrs TMN x "

With those magnificent breasticles, you can be our Figurehead

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was planning my outfit until the 18-30

type fun bit. I'll look after everyone's pets while they're gone.

Nooooo.. it's not mandatory.. you can just watch the idiots be idiots from the sub/aquatic glass bottomed Library, Mojito in hand, music of your choice playing.

Oh well, if you put it like that..."

*Horde fist pumps*

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I'm not one to confume to a dress code. So I'll come as the life guard if that's ok. Speedo queen to save anyones life over board or give mouth to mouth as and when required

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Ha harrr! Can I be a buxom pirate wench? I warn you though, my tits may fall out of my loosely tied top, and I may require to be strapped to the bombard to receive the appropriate punishment for such a misdemeanor...

Mrs TMN x

With those magnificent breasticles, you can be our Figurehead "

Why thank you Cap'n Does that require me to be tied up and helpless? I do hope so.

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"

Welcome aboard matey! Thar be a cabin wi yurr name on it.

Yaaaarrrrr Genghis Lad......be thaaarrr copious amounts of pirate grog?? Will be fighting the Kraken, it be a fearsome sea beast but makes some delicious RUM.....Yaaaarrrrrrrrr make mine a triple..... Quadruples all round! We have dark, light, honey, spiced and grog a plenty."

Yaaarrrrrrr, I'm going to mix rounds between Spiced, Dark, Honey and the odd bit or grog Cap'N......and what ever the Horde wants.....pie is in my cabin!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On arrival in the Carribean there will be an outdoor screening of the Jaws trilogy on the side of tge ship. Book your inner tube now for the floating 5D authenticity.

All innertubes to remain within the shark netting.

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"I'm not one to confume to a dress code. So I'll come as the life guard if that's ok. Speedo queen to save anyones life over board or give mouth to mouth as and when required "

.....Man overboard already and I've only had one quadruple Rum.....help....the Kraken is on its way....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not one to confume to a dress code. So I'll come as the life guard if that's ok. Speedo queen to save anyones life over board or give mouth to mouth as and when required "

Only if you wear Bunny Ears. I'm willing to compromise if you are?

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"I'm not one to confume to a dress code. So I'll come as the life guard if that's ok. Speedo queen to save anyones life over board or give mouth to mouth as and when required

Only if you wear Bunny Ears. I'm willing to compromise if you are?"
next you'll be asking me to pop a tail on my ass. No way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not one to confume to a dress code. So I'll come as the life guard if that's ok. Speedo queen to save anyones life over board or give mouth to mouth as and when required

.....Man overboard already and I've only had one quadruple Rum.....help....the Kraken is on its way.... "

*Ghengis begins to throat sing, summoning the Kraken who lifts you safely on deck. Then slaps you on the ass with a giant sucker cup.. Naughty naughty monkey!*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On arrival in the Carribean there will be an outdoor screening of the Jaws trilogy on the side of tge ship. Book your inner tube now for the floating 5D authenticity.

All innertubes to remain within the shark netting. "

after a poke from my sword I suggest you book 2

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not one to confume to a dress code. So I'll come as the life guard if that's ok. Speedo queen to save anyones life over board or give mouth to mouth as and when required

Only if you wear Bunny Ears. I'm willing to compromise if you are? next you'll be asking me to pop a tail on my ass. No way "

Well.. I wasnt going to.. but now you mention it

I was more thinking Bunny the lifeguard from Jackass

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On arrival in the Carribean there will be an outdoor screening of the Jaws trilogy on the side of tge ship. Book your inner tube now for the floating 5D authenticity.

All innertubes to remain within the shark netting.

after a poke from my sword I suggest you book 2 "

That's the spirit. Boarding and sinking other watercraft us actively encouraged.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the job of butler taken yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is the job of butler taken yet"

Only if you want it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is the job of butler taken yet

Only if you want it?"

Yes, as long as I get to drink on the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Permission to come aboard?

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By *ocodoughnutgirlWoman
over a year ago

Sea of jelly and doughnuts

Goddess Calypso is here, I bring a crate of the best Jamaican Rum and my limdo stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love being a pirate!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I follow you on my blow up one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is the job of butler taken yet

Only if you want it?

Yes, as long as I get to drink on the job "

Mate, you can keep all tips and create any side business you like, provided you don't cross the Captain. You can drink all you like. I live a surly butler, only this is a Pirate Ship, you're promoted to Bosun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Goddess Calypso is here, I bring a crate of the best Jamaican Rum and my limdo stick "

Oh my Lord! Make way! Make way! Goddess of the Seven Seas coming aboard!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Permission to come aboard? "

Granted, now never ask my permission again, just do it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love being a pirate!! "

Get your asses onboard then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is the job of butler taken yet

Only if you want it?

Yes, as long as I get to drink on the job

Mate, you can keep all tips and create any side business you like, provided you don't cross the Captain. You can drink all you like. I live a surly butler, only this is a Pirate Ship, you're promoted to Bosun "

Bosun in the Buff .... you're good at getting your kit off in public

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Oh I’d like to be the ships cat please.. I’ll just roam around licking my paws and whiskers watching the finance tripping people up

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

* fun .... finance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in but please no Sean Paul's song unless he is singing with Blu Cantrell

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By *ilveryFoxMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Shiver me timber! Drinking rum and ogling wenches treasure chests!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you squeeze us in ? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I follow you on my blow up one "

Yes Happy to pull a flotilla, an inflatable Armada of filth. We'll have to come up with a winch and some sort of semaphore code for when you're all hungry, thirsty or there's a particularly inquisitive carcaradon carcarias swimming nearby.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh I’d like to be the ships cat please.. I’ll just roam around licking my paws and whiskers watching the finance tripping people up "

Do you enjoy being pampered?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Oh I’d like to be the ships cat please.. I’ll just roam around licking my paws and whiskers watching the finance tripping people up

Do you enjoy being pampered?"

Absolutely!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Room for a small one Captain, I’ll make sure everyone is engaging and not lurking in the corners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I follow you on my blow up one

Yes Happy to pull a flotilla, an inflatable Armada of filth. We'll have to come up with a winch and some sort of semaphore code for when you're all hungry, thirsty or there's a particularly inquisitive carcaradon carcarias swimming nearby."

Say what now ...what are these swimming things ..I’m getting on yours, my inflatable yacht can blow off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Count me in but please no Sean Paul's song unless he is singing with Blu Cantrell "

I cant promise that, theres a few tracks on his old album I kind of liked All I can promise is an eclectic mix of everyones favourites, mixed with sea shanties.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is the job of butler taken yet

Only if you want it?

Yes, as long as I get to drink on the job

Mate, you can keep all tips and create any side business you like, provided you don't cross the Captain. You can drink all you like. I live a surly butler, only this is a Pirate Ship, you're promoted to Bosun

Bosun in the Buff .... you're good at getting your kit off in public

"

Not always my choice lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shiver me timber! Drinking rum and ogling wenches treasure chests!"

What's not to love?

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"Oh I’d like to be the ships cat please.. I’ll just roam around licking my paws and whiskers watching the finance tripping people up "

Wanders over to stroke the lovely ships cat.....very very nice....such a lovey pussy cat....come and sit on my lap...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you squeeze us in ? X"

There was already a twin cabin with your name on it. Oreo will show you to your quarters. If you can find him, he may want a tip

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By *ocodoughnutgirlWoman
over a year ago

Sea of jelly and doughnuts


"Goddess Calypso is here, I bring a crate of the best Jamaican Rum and my limdo stick

Oh my Lord! Make way! Make way! Goddess of the Seven Seas coming aboard!"

I sashay in *whispers in your ear, I've baked goods to make people happy in the 3rd trunk*

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Good evening Captain Genghis....I have Just returned from a scouting mission to the Mediterranean sea and can report there are many wealthy cities we can plunder..sorry I mean visit...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Room for a small one Captain, I’ll make sure everyone is engaging and not lurking in the corners "

no no.. leave them be.. just be you, theres enough room and time for us all to need a quieter moment occasionally x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I follow you on my blow up one

Yes Happy to pull a flotilla, an inflatable Armada of filth. We'll have to come up with a winch and some sort of semaphore code for when you're all hungry, thirsty or there's a particularly inquisitive carcaradon carcarias swimming nearby.

Say what now ...what are these swimming things ..I’m getting on yours, my inflatable yacht can blow off "

ye best starrrrt believin in nightmares Missy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Goddess Calypso is here, I bring a crate of the best Jamaican Rum and my limdo stick

Oh my Lord! Make way! Make way! Goddess of the Seven Seas coming aboard!

I sashay in *whispers in your ear, I've baked goods to make people happy in the 3rd trunk* "

Bosun! Come get this womans trunk! Have it delivered to the Cooks Quarters, they can sort out these baked goodies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you squeeze us in ? X

There was already a twin cabin with your name on it. Oreo will show you to your quarters. If you can find him, he may want a tip "

I hope he will take the payment in kind !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Captain Genghis....I have Just returned from a scouting mission to the Mediterranean sea and can report there are many wealthy cities we can plunder..sorry I mean visit... "

First stop is the Carribean. But I like you're thinking.. we'll head for the Med afterwards.

Gibraltar, Morocco, The Balierics, throw our poo at Monaco, Rome, Athens.. The Balkans, Egypt and on through the canal.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Room for a small one Captain, I’ll make sure everyone is engaging and not lurking in the corners

no no.. leave them be.. just be you, theres enough room and time for us all to need a quieter moment occasionally x"

As you wish captain, now where’s the bar time to warm the cockles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Room for a small one Captain, I’ll make sure everyone is engaging and not lurking in the corners

no no.. leave them be.. just be you, theres enough room and time for us all to need a quieter moment occasionally x

Come with me, what can I get you?

oh hello Just Peachy, mind if I squeeze past, just getting SpursChick a beveraaaage.

As you wish captain, now where’s the bar time to warm the cockles "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love being a pirate!!

Get your asses onboard then!"

Ok but Mr Cagey is napping so will pull him onboard in a sack. He won’t care as long as there’s drinks when he wakes up! Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love being a pirate!!

Get your asses onboard then!

Ok but Mr Cagey is napping so will pull him onboard in a sack. He won’t care as long as there’s drinks when he wakes up! Haha "

I'll give you a hand.

*Picks up Mr. Cagey over his shoulder and hobbled up the gangbang plank like a proper pirate with a bad knee*

Come on big fella

*Wafts some spiced rum under his nose*

Wakey wakey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I take care of the sheets? I’m good with ropes and good trimmer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I take care of the sheets? I’m good with ropes and good trimmer. "

You're a bit of a trigger? ok, but you must do it topless, with 3/4 length Jean's and barefoot with a knife in your mouth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I take care of the sheets? I’m good with ropes and good trimmer.

You're a bit of a trigger? ok, but you must do it topless, with 3/4 length Jean's and barefoot with a knife in your mouth."

*rigger*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love being a pirate!!

Get your asses onboard then!

Ok but Mr Cagey is napping so will pull him onboard in a sack. He won’t care as long as there’s drinks when he wakes up! Haha

I'll give you a hand.

*Picks up Mr. Cagey over his shoulder and hobbled up the gangbang plank like a proper pirate with a bad knee*

Come on big fella

*Wafts some spiced rum under his nose*

Wakey wakey"

Haha curses it worked and he’s demanding a cup of coffee of all things!

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over a year ago


"I love being a pirate!!

Get your asses onboard then!

Ok but Mr Cagey is napping so will pull him onboard in a sack. He won’t care as long as there’s drinks when he wakes up! Haha

I'll give you a hand.

*Picks up Mr. Cagey over his shoulder and hobbled up the gangbang plank like a proper pirate with a bad knee*

Come on big fella

*Wafts some spiced rum under his nose*

Wakey wakey

Haha curses it worked and he’s demanding a cup of coffee of all things! "

Slap him round the face and plonk a bottle of grog, a knife and a lime next to him.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I love a good adventure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I take care of the sheets? I’m good with ropes and good trimmer.

You're a bit of a trigger? ok, but you must do it topless, with 3/4 length Jean's and barefoot with a knife in your mouth."

Deal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a job! Can I make nametags ?

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Yes please! I have a pirate wench skirt somewhere ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love a good adventure "

Welcome aboard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need a job! Can I make nametags ? "

If you like, but they must be worn on hat or belts.

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By *ocodoughnutgirlWoman
over a year ago

Sea of jelly and doughnuts

LIMBO!!

https://youtu.be/Gj2D0cxlzy0

How low can you go!!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes please! I have a pirate wench skirt somewhere ... "

It doesnt matter of you forget it

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Room for a small one Captain, I’ll make sure everyone is engaging and not lurking in the corners

no no.. leave them be.. just be you, theres enough room and time for us all to need a quieter moment occasionally x

Come with me, what can I get you?

.

As you wish captain, now where’s the bar time to warm the cockles

oh hello Just Peachy, mind if I squeeze past, just getting SpursChick a beveraaaage"

It’s ok I can serve myself, the captain did tell me to just be me

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Room for one more? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"LIMBO!!

https://youtu.be/Gj2D0cxlzy0

How low can you go!!? "

You've captured the very essence of my pirate ship Calypso

Sea shanties, reggae, ska, dancehall, gospel, cajun, bayou, creole, Haitian, Cuban, latino, kettledrum, steel band, samba, salsa and merengue. Carnivaal.

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"Yes please! I have a pirate wench skirt somewhere ...

It doesnt matter of you forget it "

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Room for a small one Captain, I’ll make sure everyone is engaging and not lurking in the corners

no no.. leave them be.. just be you, theres enough room and time for us all to need a quieter moment occasionally x

Come with me, what can I get you?

.

As you wish captain, now where’s the bar time to warm the cockles

oh hello Just Peachy, mind if I squeeze past, just getting SpursChick a beveraaaage

It’s ok I can serve myself, the captain did tell me to just be me "

Spurs can you get me one while you're there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Room for a small one Captain, I’ll make sure everyone is engaging and not lurking in the corners

no no.. leave them be.. just be you, theres enough room and time for us all to need a quieter moment occasionally x

Come with me, what can I get you?

.

As you wish captain, now where’s the bar time to warm the cockles

oh hello Just Peachy, mind if I squeeze past, just getting SpursChick a beveraaaage

It’s ok I can serve myself, the captain did tell me to just be me "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Room for one more? X"

Always

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Room for one more? X

Always "

Great. Point me towards the alcohol please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were do I put my Mark captain

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"Room for one more? X

Always

Great. Point me towards the alcohol please x"

Rsbrn, filliwmei knpw wherr the Cap'n keeeepshis besrt stash of Grog.....Ibe foubd1 it, justvdont trll anyone's......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Room for one more? X

Always

Great. Point me towards the alcohol please x"

On the upper deck towards the stern. Just follow the noise.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Room for one more? X

Always

Great. Point me towards the alcohol please x

On the upper deck towards the stern. Just follow the noise."

I can do that. I so need a drink x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Were do I put my Mark captain "

You're welcome aboard but if it's your mark your looking to make, that comes with a series of oaths to the Cap'n

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Room for one more? X

Always

Great. Point me towards the alcohol please x

On the upper deck towards the stern. Just follow the noise.

I can do that. I so need a drink x"

Pull up a plank me lovely, rum all around and more

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Room for one more? X

Always

Great. Point me towards the alcohol please x

On the upper deck towards the stern. Just follow the noise.

I can do that. I so need a drink x

Pull up a plank me lovely, rum all around and more "

*plonks bum down and gets a BIG drink x

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Room for a small one Captain, I’ll make sure everyone is engaging and not lurking in the corners

no no.. leave them be.. just be you, theres enough room and time for us all to need a quieter moment occasionally x

Come with me, what can I get you?

.

As you wish captain, now where’s the bar time to warm the cockles

oh hello Just Peachy, mind if I squeeze past, just getting SpursChick a beveraaaage

It’s ok I can serve myself, the captain did tell me to just be me

Spurs can you get me one while you're there "

Of course Cookie, rum coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Room for one more? X

Always

Great. Point me towards the alcohol please x

On the upper deck towards the stern. Just follow the noise.

I can do that. I so need a drink x

Pull up a plank me lovely, rum all around and more "

fresh supplies of nectarines, mango, pineapples, watermelons, bananas and grapefruit. Some soaked in rum, some plain.

Barbequed meats, fresh fish, succulent seafood. Spicey curries, warm breads and coconut galore.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Room for one more? X

Always

Great. Point me towards the alcohol please x

On the upper deck towards the stern. Just follow the noise.

I can do that. I so need a drink x

Pull up a plank me lovely, rum all around and more

*plonks bum down and gets a BIG drink x"

Get that down your lass and then we’ll find someone to shiver those timbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Were do I put my Mark captain

You're welcome aboard but if it's your mark your looking to make, that comes with a series of oaths to the Cap'n"
eye eye cap'n I'll shiver my timbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a job! Can I make nametags ?

If you like, but they must be worn on hat or belts. "

Perfect. I will make belt buckle nametags.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"

Pull up a plank me lovely, rum all around and more

fresh supplies of nectarines, mango, pineapples, watermelons, bananas and grapefruit. Some soaked in rum, some plain.

Barbequed meats, fresh fish, succulent seafood. Spicey curries, warm breads and coconut galore."

Such a bountiful feast Captain, you spoil us

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Pull up a plank me lovely, rum all around and more

*plonks bum down and gets a BIG drink x

Get that down your lass and then we’ll find someone to shiver those timbers "

Down in one? My timbers definitely need shivering x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If ye be lookin' to board the Karrakhorum as full time crew and not a party boat pleasure cruiser.

Ye must be prepared to obey all orders given to to ye by the Capn.

Ye must not lie to the Capn.

Ye must bend over backwards and forwards for the pleasure goers.

Ye must not mutiny.

Ye must find yourself a useful role to fill on ship.

If ye can agree, crew ye'll be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't think of anyone I'd rather run away to sea with!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"If ye be lookin' to board the Karrakhorum as full time crew and not a party boat pleasure cruiser.

Ye must be prepared to obey all orders given to to ye by the Capn.

Ye must not lie to the Capn.

Ye must bend over backwards and forwards for the pleasure goers.

Ye must not mutiny.

Ye must find yourself a useful role to fill on ship.

If ye can agree, crew ye'll be."

I think I just became crew Captain, although I may struggle to keep my free spirit in check

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't think of anyone I'd rather run away to sea with! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If ye be lookin' to board the Karrakhorum as full time crew and not a party boat pleasure cruiser.

Ye must be prepared to obey all orders given to to ye by the Capn.

Ye must not lie to the Capn.

Ye must bend over backwards and forwards for the pleasure goers.

Ye must not mutiny.

Ye must find yourself a useful role to fill on ship.

If ye can agree, crew ye'll be.

I think I just became crew Captain, although I may struggle to keep my free spirit in check "

ye were crew before ye even set foot on deck.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"If ye be lookin' to board the Karrakhorum as full time crew and not a party boat pleasure cruiser.

Ye must be prepared to obey all orders given to to ye by the Capn.

Ye must not lie to the Capn.

Ye must bend over backwards and forwards for the pleasure goers.

Ye must not mutiny.

Ye must find yourself a useful role to fill on ship.

If ye can agree, crew ye'll be.

I think I just became crew Captain, although I may struggle to keep my free spirit in check "

Can I be first mate? What are my duties? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If ye be lookin' to board the Karrakhorum as full time crew and not a party boat pleasure cruiser.

Ye must be prepared to obey all orders given to to ye by the Capn.

Ye must not lie to the Capn.

Ye must bend over backwards and forwards for the pleasure goers.

Ye must not mutiny.

Ye must find yourself a useful role to fill on ship.

If ye can agree, crew ye'll be.

I think I just became crew Captain, although I may struggle to keep my free spirit in check

Can I be first mate? What are my duties? X"

Ofcourse, but it means filling in for me whilst I'm shagging, sleeping, eating, washing, pampering myself, being pampered, lost in conversation or bored of being in charge.

You must do it all in the style of Barbossa to my Jack.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

What if I want to be shagging about too though x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What if I want to be shagging about too though x"

Then youd make a find First mate. Congratulations! Job is yours if you want it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring sausage rolls

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"What if I want to be shagging about too though x

Then youd make a find First mate. Congratulations! Job is yours if you want it?"

Deal. Shagging about and alcohol, what more could I need? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll bring sausage rolls"

Thankyou! I knew I'd forgotten something

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What if I want to be shagging about too though x

Then youd make a find First mate. Congratulations! Job is yours if you want it?

Deal. Shagging about and alcohol, what more could I need? X"

Some pain killers, a pair of sunnies and lots of water the following day?

Think we need a 2nd mate.. or take alternate days?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"If ye be lookin' to board the Karrakhorum as full time crew and not a party boat pleasure cruiser.

Ye must be prepared to obey all orders given to to ye by the Capn.

Ye must not lie to the Capn.

Ye must bend over backwards and forwards for the pleasure goers.

Ye must not mutiny.

Ye must find yourself a useful role to fill on ship.

If ye can agree, crew ye'll be.

I think I just became crew Captain, although I may struggle to keep my free spirit in check

ye were crew before ye even set foot on deck."

A willing one

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"What if I want to be shagging about too though x

Then youd make a find First mate. Congratulations! Job is yours if you want it?

Deal. Shagging about and alcohol, what more could I need? X

Some pain killers, a pair of sunnies and lots of water the following day?

Think we need a 2nd mate.. or take alternate days?"

I don't get hangovers. I'm annoying like that x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If ye be lookin' to board the Karrakhorum as full time crew and not a party boat pleasure cruiser.

Ye must be prepared to obey all orders given to to ye by the Capn.

Ye must not lie to the Capn.

Ye must bend over backwards and forwards for the pleasure goers.

Ye must not mutiny.

Ye must find yourself a useful role to fill on ship.

If ye can agree, crew ye'll be.

I think I just became crew Captain, although I may struggle to keep my free spirit in check

ye were crew before ye even set foot on deck.

A willing one "

only kind o crew on this ship. We dont take slaves, they hand themselves over.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"If ye be lookin' to board the Karrakhorum as full time crew and not a party boat pleasure cruiser.

Ye must be prepared to obey all orders given to to ye by the Capn.

Ye must not lie to the Capn.

Ye must bend over backwards and forwards for the pleasure goers.

Ye must not mutiny.

Ye must find yourself a useful role to fill on ship.

If ye can agree, crew ye'll be.

I think I just became crew Captain, although I may struggle to keep my free spirit in check

ye were crew before ye even set foot on deck.

A willing one

only kind o crew on this ship. We dont take slaves, they hand themselves over."

The best kind of crew as truly take pleasure in what they do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If ye be lookin' to board the Karrakhorum as full time crew and not a party boat pleasure cruiser.

Ye must be prepared to obey all orders given to to ye by the Capn.

Ye must not lie to the Capn.

Ye must bend over backwards and forwards for the pleasure goers.

Ye must not mutiny.

Ye must find yourself a useful role to fill on ship.

If ye can agree, crew ye'll be.

I think I just became crew Captain, although I may struggle to keep my free spirit in check

ye were crew before ye even set foot on deck.

A willing one

only kind o crew on this ship. We dont take slaves, they hand themselves over.

The best kind of crew as truly take pleasure in what they do "

ARRRRRRRRR

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Arrrrrr, you've not left yet have you Ghengis, we'd like to come please?

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Arrrrrr, you've not left yet have you Ghengis, we'd like to come please?

Jo.Xx "

No the party is in full swing, welcome aboard. I'm just in the captain's quarters having a magic ciggy and in fantasy land

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Well in that case budge up, I like abit of fantasy.

You can tell me all about it.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well in that case budge up, I like abit of fantasy.

You can tell me all about it.

Jo.Xx "

We're just about to hit the fantasy orgy stage over on Dnd thread, come see. It's like a party, within a part, within a party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I allowed out of your cabin Captain?

I'm getting bored

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By *inn_the_humanMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I think the combination of you lot and international waters is a recipe for chaos.

Can I join in please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am I allowed out of your cabin Captain?

I'm getting bored "

Oh bloody hell.. I forgot. No bend over

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think the combination of you lot and international waters is a recipe for chaos.

Can I join in please? "

It sure is, well probably hit an iceburg or something, but welcome aboard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I allowed out of your cabin Captain?

I'm getting bored

Oh bloody hell.. I forgot. No bend over "

oooeeeerrrrr Captain

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By *inn_the_humanMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I think the combination of you lot and international waters is a recipe for chaos.

Can I join in please?

It sure is, well probably hit an iceburg or something, but welcome aboard."

Yes! Rum for everyone!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think the combination of you lot and international waters is a recipe for chaos.

Can I join in please?

It sure is, well probably hit an iceburg or something, but welcome aboard.

Yes! Rum for everyone! "

Wheres all the rum gone?

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I think the combination of you lot and international waters is a recipe for chaos.

Can I join in please?

It sure is, well probably hit an iceburg or something, but welcome aboard.

Yes! Rum for everyone!

Wheres all the rum gone? "

Hic..... no idea x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think the combination of you lot and international waters is a recipe for chaos.

Can I join in please?

It sure is, well probably hit an iceburg or something, but welcome aboard.

Yes! Rum for everyone!

Wheres all the rum gone?

Hic..... no idea x "

YOOOOOOUUU!!

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I think the combination of you lot and international waters is a recipe for chaos.

Can I join in please?

It sure is, well probably hit an iceburg or something, but welcome aboard.

Yes! Rum for everyone!

Wheres all the rum gone?

Hic..... no idea x

YOOOOOOUUU!! "

In my defence.... I was left alone x

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I think the combination of you lot and international waters is a recipe for chaos.

Can I join in please?

It sure is, well probably hit an iceburg or something, but welcome aboard.

Yes! Rum for everyone!

Wheres all the rum gone?

Hic..... no idea x

YOOOOOOUUU!! "

I found some secret stash - drinks all around

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think the combination of you lot and international waters is a recipe for chaos.

Can I join in please?

It sure is, well probably hit an iceburg or something, but welcome aboard.

Yes! Rum for everyone!

Wheres all the rum gone?

Hic..... no idea x

YOOOOOOUUU!!

In my defence.... I was left alone x"

Always save the last half a glass for the Capn.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think the combination of you lot and international waters is a recipe for chaos.

Can I join in please?

It sure is, well probably hit an iceburg or something, but welcome aboard.

Yes! Rum for everyone!

Wheres all the rum gone?

Hic..... no idea x

YOOOOOOUUU!!

I found some secret stash - drinks all around "

You fookin super doopa trooper

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Spurschick has saved the day x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Spurschick has saved the day x "

bowchicawowwow.. 70s porn guitar music comes on the ships surround sound.. lights dim and Ghengis plows slowly but firmly into B1ue.. the party ship heats up

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Cough cough... excuse me Mr Cap'n sir... It's a bit chilly stuck up here with my baps out. Can I be let down and warmed up, please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cough cough... excuse me Mr Cap'n sir... It's a bit chilly stuck up here with my baps out. Can I be let down and warmed up, please? "

Happy to help out in a y way Mrs TMN, Hospitality first

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I think the combination of you lot and international waters is a recipe for chaos.

Can I join in please?

It sure is, well probably hit an iceburg or something, but welcome aboard.

Yes! Rum for everyone!

Wheres all the rum gone?

Hic..... no idea x

YOOOOOOUUU!!

I found some secret stash - drinks all around

You fookin super doopa trooper"

The crew has to ensure all the guests are happy as the captain forgets them

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Ships cat needs milk!

( oooops! I can the comments coming! )

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Spurschick has saved the day x "

Here you go me lady, a large rum for you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh love to cruise!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spurschick has saved the day x

bowchicawowwow.. 70s porn guitar music comes on the ships surround sound.. lights dim and Ghengis plows slowly but firmly into B1ue.. the party ship heats up"

don't come a knocking while the Captain's cabins rocking

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Spurschick has saved the day x

Here you go me lady, a large rum for you x"

Mwaaaaah. You trying to get me d*unk? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think the combination of you lot and international waters is a recipe for chaos.

Can I join in please?

It sure is, well probably hit an iceburg or something, but welcome aboard.

Yes! Rum for everyone!

Wheres all the rum gone?

Hic..... no idea x

YOOOOOOUUU!!

I found some secret stash - drinks all around

You fookin super doopa trooper

The crew has to ensure all the guests are happy as the captain forgets them "

Not forgets.. is easily distracted is all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ships cat needs milk!

( oooops! I can the comments coming! )"

Here kitty kitty

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

Move aside scallywags. Pirate princess comin' through. I volunteer t' be in charge o' merry makin' 'n punishin' unruly deck hands.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Move aside scallywags. Pirate princess comin' through. I volunteer t' be in charge o' merry makin' 'n punishin' unruly deck hands.

"

I've been a baaaaad Capn, apparently I've been forgetting my guests

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Cough cough... excuse me Mr Cap'n sir... It's a bit chilly stuck up here with my baps out. Can I be let down and warmed up, please?

Happy to help out in a y way Mrs TMN, Hospitality first "

Too kind, Cap'n. Oh, I think I might need a rub down...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cough cough... excuse me Mr Cap'n sir... It's a bit chilly stuck up here with my baps out. Can I be let down and warmed up, please?

Happy to help out in a y way Mrs TMN, Hospitality first

Too kind, Cap'n. Oh, I think I might need a rub down..."

oooh my speciality

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

it's my bed time methinks.

Farewell and adieu to you Fabulous ladies,

Farewell and adieu to you Ladies of Fab,

For I've recieved signals to log onto porn hub,

Now time to give my willy I really good rub.

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)


"I've been a baaaaad Capn, apparently I've been forgetting my guests "

Oh. Ye were bound t' be th' first one tied t' th' mast 'n punished, I be nah surprised.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"it's my bed time methinks.

Farewell and adieu to you Fabulous ladies,

Farewell and adieu to you Ladies of Fab,

For I've recieved signals to log onto porn hub,

Now time to give my willy I really good rub. "

LOL

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Spurschick has saved the day x

Here you go me lady, a large rum for you x

Mwaaaaah. You trying to get me d*unk? X "

Me never x

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I think the combination of you lot and international waters is a recipe for chaos.

Can I join in please?

It sure is, well probably hit an iceburg or something, but welcome aboard.

Yes! Rum for everyone!

Wheres all the rum gone?

Hic..... no idea x

YOOOOOOUUU!!

I found some secret stash - drinks all around

You fookin super doopa trooper

The crew has to ensure all the guests are happy as the captain forgets them

Not forgets.. is easily distracted is all "

That’s why you have a crew

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Did someone say Rum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have ye left without me ? I was looking for my bikini

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Spurschick has saved the day x

Here you go me lady, a large rum for you x

Mwaaaaah. You trying to get me d*unk? X

Me never x"

Haha. Well I'm halfway there and my glass is empty x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kicks Captain to check if he's d*unk and asleep .....

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By *inn_the_humanMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"it's my bed time methinks.

Farewell and adieu to you Fabulous ladies,

Farewell and adieu to you Ladies of Fab,

For I've recieved signals to log onto porn hub,

Now time to give my willy I really good rub. "

Yer gonna need a bigger......

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Now I've missed all the fun.

Jo.Xx

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

All together now ship......

.......

.......

What do you do with a d*unken sailor

What do you do with a d*unken sailor

What do you do with a d*unken sailor

Earl-eye in the morning!

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay up she rises

Way hay up she rises

Earl-eye in the morning

Shave his belly with a rusty razor

Shave his belly with a rusty razor

Shave his belly with a rusty razor

Earl-eye in the morning!

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Earl-eye in the morning

Put him in the hold with the Captain's daughter

Put him in the hold with the Captain's daughter

Put him in the hold with the Captain's daughter

Earl-eye in the morning!

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Earl-eye in the morning

What do you do with a d*unken sailor

What do you do with a d*unken sailor

What do you do with a d*unken sailor

Earl-eye in the morning!

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay up she rises

Earl-eye in the morning

Put him the back of the paddy wagon

Put him the back of the paddy wagon

Put him the back of the paddy wagon

Earl-eye in the morning!

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay up she rises

Earl-eye in the morning

Throw him in the lock-up 'til he's sober

Throw him in the lock-up 'til he's sober

Throw him in the lock-up 'til he's sober

Earl-eye in the morning!

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Earl-eye in the morning

What do you do with a d*unken sailor

What do you do with a d*unken sailor

What do you do with a d*unken sailor

Earl-eye in the morning!

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Earl-eye in the morning

What do you do with a d*unken sailor

What do you do with a d*unken sailor

What do you do with a d*unken sailor

Earl-eye in the morning!

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Earl-eye in the morning

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay and up she rises

Way hay up she rises

Earl-eye in the morning

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