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An alien lands on Earth..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

An alien lands on earth.. how would you describe fab to the alien?

Using only 1 sentence based on your fab experiences.

‘A website full of wonderful & weird sexual deviants from all walks of life.’

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By *oxplonkMan
over a year ago

and out of trouble

Dusfunctional supermarket of evolutionary bafflement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck kiss avoid

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By *ilveryFoxMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Don’t send dick pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Procreation by ping pong mail, several no-shows and eventually sex on a sofa after 6 months.

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Unfortunately nobody knows what gang neb is.

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By *oney to the beeWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

I am sure some man would try to communicate with it via body language and try to fuck it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab already has

anal probing covered ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Punches alien in the face*

Welcome to Earth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I would have more desperate issues than explaining what fab was. I would think getting to close to explain anything would result in being the recipient of some heavy unwelcome probing.

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By *ockNRollArtistMan
over a year ago

Derby

Dude, there will be loads of people eager for your facehugger.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Show said alien hotpics, he,ll suss it out....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Show said alien hotpics, he,ll suss it out.... "

that'd just confuse it about what is male and female

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like-minded people looking for sexy fun.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Show said alien hotpics, he,ll suss it out....

that'd just confuse it about what is male and female"

The alien dsnt care either way....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two aliens approaching Earth.

1st alien "Well this planet looks intelligent..look... they've got weapons grade nuclear sattelites".

2nd Alien:

"Na-they've got 'em pointed at themselves !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The aliens all have Hidden profiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Show said alien hotpics, he,ll suss it out....

that'd just confuse it about what is male and female

The alien dsnt care either way.... "

Probes R Us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An alien lands on earth.. how would you describe fab to the alien?

Using only 1 sentence based on your fab experiences.

‘A website full of wonderful & weird sexual deviants from all walks of life.’"
pervs R Us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And fucks straight off because it's crap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A website where I have met some wonderful friends and met the man that makes me smile and my pussy purr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was taken by spaceman and forced to make tea and coffee for them in space.

I said to them "I can't find any milk"

They said "In space no one can - here, use cream.

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