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What should your first message to a woman say?.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Still having a nightmare here...im considering giving up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello."

Tried that lol

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Hi can you do my housework...

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

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By *revaunanceCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

there is no magic message that guarantees a meet, or even a reply.

Make the message individual, comment on an aspect of the persons profile, inject a little humour and obey any rules they have set (Such as send a face pic) and then you stand a chance of standing out.

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By *m A FuckerMan
over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent

suck my sav....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You seem to have an healthy anus on you girl

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By *rith47Man
over a year ago

Erith

Just be yourself, like you would chat to anyone else. You are handsome as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like thrush?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You seem to have an healthy anus on you girl "
this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You seem to have an healthy anus on you girl this"

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You seem to have an healthy anus on you girl this

This "

No, not this.

How about “I’m in your area tonight , with work etc”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still having a nightmare here...im considering giving up "
this works every time "hi babe have you checked my pics out im hard because of you and im the best licker on fab, if you can come to mine right now I'll do dishes and make the bed and give you a good seeing to for half an hour non stop may even give you a lift back to bus stop if the half hour was worth getting up for, oh and please have a shower before you get here the waters off plumbers here fitting new bathroom " make sure you send a cock pic if that doesn't work I'll sunbathe naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You seem to have an healthy anus on you girl this

This "
trust me. this

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By *sagent81Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"You seem to have an healthy anus on you girl this"
100% women love anus compliments

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Still having a nightmare here...im considering giving up "

I read the profile before reading the message. You could write a soliloquy to rival Shakespeare: I wouldn't know as I'd delete your message without reading.

Take from that what you will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want to flash the gash?

It rhymes so......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still having a nightmare here...im considering giving up "

Definitely dont say that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes it's not always the message. Woman often check profiles before reading messages. But biggest advice I can give is show you have read their profile. Also get yourself to a social event

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You seem to have an healthy anus on you girl this

This trust me. this"

Those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"there is no magic message that guarantees a meet, or even a reply.

Make the message individual, comment on an aspect of the persons profile, inject a little humour and obey any rules they have set (Such as send a face pic) and then you stand a chance of standing out. "

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By *ictor SpongeMan
over a year ago

Stokesley/ often Sunderland

I would suggest reading her profile and making the message specific about her and her interests. Most of all be friendly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make it personal, show your personality, stand out from the crowd, be funny, cheeky but not arrogant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make it personal, show your personality, stand out from the crowd, be funny, cheeky but not arrogant."
i like to stand out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still having a nightmare here...im considering giving up

Definitely dont say that."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make it personal, show your personality, stand out from the crowd, be funny, cheeky but not arrogant.i like to stand out "
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then just send cock pics till your blue in the face...works for hens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make it personal, show your personality, stand out from the crowd, be funny, cheeky but not arrogant.i like to stand out .

then just send cock pics till your blue in the face...works for hens."
exactly

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By *apiomanMan
over a year ago

Shipley

Whatever you say there is a very high chance it will be deleted unread. I think to get even opened put something which speaks to the profile or status update as the message title and this is no guarantee of anything, but increases your chances.

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

We look at profiles before reading the messages so if they dont like what they read or see chances are they wont reply

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By *ab jamesMan
over a year ago

ribble valley

Just messaged several girls to tell them about their healthy looking anuses..... Waiting for the offers to flood in I'll post the number of replies I receive

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"Just messaged several girls to tell them about their healthy looking anuses..... Waiting for the offers to flood in I'll post the number of replies I receive "

I be surprised if u get one back

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By *ab jamesMan
over a year ago

ribble valley


"Just messaged several girls to tell them about their healthy looking anuses..... Waiting for the offers to flood in I'll post the number of replies I receive

I be surprised if u get one back "

Oh and I put "important account information" in the subject box.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read the profile ,don’t be boring be yourself ( hardto do if you are boring hhhmmmm) don’t send a generic you’re gorgeous message be individual don’t be pushy and ffs take rejection or no reply as it’s meant . People are not for everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hi how are you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hi how are you "
sorry but no one wants a generic message , be original lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

definitely don't say you have a high sex drive and want to use it on her!!!

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By *ab jamesMan
over a year ago

ribble valley


"Just messaged several girls to tell them about their healthy looking anuses..... Waiting for the offers to flood in I'll post the number of replies I receive

I be surprised if u get one back

Oh and I put "important account information" in the subject box..... "

Not going too well atm.... I think probably best, not to mention anuses till the 2nd or 3rd mail

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Sorry OP I would read your profile before any message. There are a couple of comments on there that would cause me to delete without reading!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

There is no magic catch all formula OP it's about finding the one that works for both you and the recipient and that isn't going to happen probably 90% of the time.

In the same way as you're not going to be attracted to 90% of the people you meet in your day to day life, or they you, it's the same here.

It's also not *just* about the message you send either but a combination of other things too - your profile and pics for one. Your attitude, approach and expectations come into it too. So take a look at all those things and see if anything could be changed for the better.

It's also worth bearing in mind that sending messages "cold" to random profiles isn't the only way to go about looking to meet people, getting more involved in the forums or chat rooms is another way, or getting along to group socials or clubs is another - so think about those options too

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

People still send first messages to women on here?

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"Still having a nightmare here...im considering giving up "

If at 36 you need to ask a forum how to be yourself and how to uniquely seduce a woman , many of who are looking for competent men , with allure

I'd suggest you give up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hi how are you sorry but no one wants a generic message , be original lol"
ok what a out this....... get em off darling im hard as marshmallow and eager to beeve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hi how are you sorry but no one wants a generic message , be original lol"
ok what about this....... get em off darling im hard as marshmallow and eager to beeve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bore Da-~ Good Morning~ Bonjour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Defo not just, Hey x. instant delete.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hi how are you sorry but no one wants a generic message , be original lolok what about this....... get em off darling im hard as marshmallow and eager to beeve "

You never know !!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Defo not just, Hey x. instant delete. "
Hey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First messages get ignored...so send the second message First

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this 'hi you get one chance one chance only meet me or regret it for the rest of your life'

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

As far as we're concerned, an ideal message does this:

Say hello (so often forgotten)

Introduce yourself

Tell us what attracted you to us

Say why you think we're a good match

Include some humuor.

This can be spoiled if you don't have a decent profile with good photos to back it up.

Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Defo not just, Hey x. instant delete. Hey "

Ha ha oops delete.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Nice shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try to be complimentary, but in a non offensive flirtatious kind of way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this is a first message ive just received,

"I'd love to fuck you bareback and cum inside your pussy"

winner ^^

no intro, straight to the point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Defo not just, Hey x. instant delete. Hey

Ha ha oops delete. "
damn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Faf?

You're welcome

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By *oxplonkMan
over a year ago

and out of trouble

Intelligible stuff innit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You seem to have an healthy anus on you girl this

This

No, not this.

How about “I’m in your area tonight , with work etc” "
also if you need an extra pair of hands or another cock keep me in mind please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this is a first message ive just received,

"I'd love to fuck you bareback and cum inside your pussy"

winner ^^

no intro, straight to the point

"
Haha hard to refuse isnt it.. not!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Sorry OP I would read your profile before any message. There are a couple of comments on there that would cause me to delete without reading! "

You too huh?!!

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Have a look at your profile and see what you think is off putting from a female point of view.

Be charming and witty in a first message and be complimentary.

You’ll get from Fab what you put in to it. Effort in = rewards. Expecting the women to fall at your feet is unlikely.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"this is a first message ive just received,

"I'd love to fuck you bareback and cum inside your pussy"

winner ^^

no intro, straight to the point

"

You know that’s meant to ensure you go running straight to them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It shouldn't say anything.

It should just be a close up pic of your genitals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take it out on"??? You might want to rethink that sentence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read profiles and write something thought out. Then you might get a reply back.. But expect most of them to be a No.

In all honesty I think if they don't like your pictures then it's game over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have chocolate"?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I have chocolate"?!"

we have a winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

help i need somebody not just anybody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

helo you have a lovely fiqure that is my opening line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"helo you have a lovely fiqure that is my opening line"

How often do you get a reply to that?

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By *nglishdoodMan
over a year ago

Morristown

Try: "My therapist and parole officer both think I need to mingle with humans more. Fancy a shag?"

Don't forget to attach a picture of your dick next to a cleaver.

It's never worked for me; I don't have a cleaver.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I have chocolate"?!

we have a winner "

How many guys have popped into your inbox with chocolate now?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some interesting replies,and a couple of less helpful ones. I'm new here also, so it's interesting to pick up the tips. I will say it's a lot more work than I thought it would be, but that may well be my own naivety of how the site works.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some interesting replies,and a couple of less helpful ones. I'm new here also, so it's interesting to pick up the tips. I will say it's a lot more work than I thought it would be, but that may well be my own naivety of how the site works."

How do you think the site works?

I think a lot of people have a certain idea about what swingers are.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

The ladies contact me first so I wouldn’t know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some interesting replies,and a couple of less helpful ones. I'm new here also, so it's interesting to pick up the tips. I will say it's a lot more work than I thought it would be, but that may well be my own naivety of how the site works.

How do you think the site works?

I think a lot of people have a certain idea about what swingers are. "

Excellent question. Now I'll have to think carefully about my reply..I certainly have no preconceptions about what swingers are, I'm not new to the swinging scene, so I think the most honest response would be: I underestimated ho much work you need to put in. As always, it's a learning curve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something about yourself, something that relates to her profile, something genuine... these things stand out to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some interesting replies,and a couple of less helpful ones. I'm new here also, so it's interesting to pick up the tips. I will say it's a lot more work than I thought it would be, but that may well be my own naivety of how the site works.

How do you think the site works?

I think a lot of people have a certain idea about what swingers are.

Excellent question. Now I'll have to think carefully about my reply..I certainly have no preconceptions about what swingers are, I'm not new to the swinging scene, so I think the most honest response would be: I underestimated ho much work you need to put in. As always, it's a learning curve."

I like your answer. Guarded but true and fair.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Give up then

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


""Take it out on"??? You might want to rethink that sentence. "

This. Instant delete. Even if you appeal to the eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spit or swallow?

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By *apiomanMan
over a year ago

Shipley


"this is a first message ive just received,

"I'd love to fuck you bareback and cum inside your pussy"

winner ^^

no intro, straight to the point

"

That’s where I have been going wrong all this time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'can you give me my bus fare '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like to go for tea and toast?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quidjibo"

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


""Quidjibo""

Oh that brought a random Simpsons flashback to me!

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"Give up then "

Can we compare Web Slinging techniques???

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K


"I would suggest reading the profile and making the message specific about her and her interests. Most of all be friendly"

Decent advice..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the woman!

In some cases, mine at least someone could send me the same message twice.

The first time I may have had a shitty day at work, be feeling blue, due on, hangry, tired, feeling unappreciated (delete as appropriate) and that will have an impact in how I personally perceive the message and I'll think the person is coming across an entitled prick.

The second time I could be in a good mood, have something to look forward to, well rested, feeling the love (delete as appropriate) and I'll think the person comes across as confident.

Yes your message is important and key, but it's not the only factor at play. Remembering people have lives and emotions away from here that can impact their own experience on here as well as yours may benefit.

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How big is your strapon ?

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Don't do copy and paste, generic message. Discuss her profile and what you're looking for. She real interest but not lengthy paragraph explaining. Stay very positive and friendly... Pick the suitable people. I say exactly what I'm looking for but unsuitable men still try messaging.

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello, what time and place? lol

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By *ycallMan
over a year ago

Dorking

How about

“Hi xxxxx

I am really desperate so have started to message ugly girls.

fancy a shag?”

Or

“You want to suck on my lollipop?”

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


""Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die" "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get ya rat out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesnt matter what it says, aslong as its said with respect. That counts for all messeges to anyone

S(m)

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By *abydollxxWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham - Selly oak

If you were a bogey, I'd pick you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna pile drive my power tool in your arse as i stand on your skull wearing a football boot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be yourself

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Nothing over the top just a normal message without all flannel crap.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?.... please"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Quidjibo"

Oh that brought a random Simpsons flashback to me! "

"North American Balding Ape" I (love you for getting it)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Faf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you care to come to my house to see my collection of chainsaws and ropes.Oh...and shovels.."

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By *lderamDarkMan
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

I forever see women say about copy and pasting is a major no no, read there profile ask them about stuff that's directly to them.

Find out there interests take the time to get to know them abit.

I tend to play a game of questions and answers only allowing 2 passes on questions great fun, great way to find out more and see how daring or feisty they are.

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

I have no idea and am just reading for a useful hint. Anybody on fab messaged by me previously has my full sympathy

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Newsflash......DONT SEND MESSAGES!

The most successful single male we know on here NEVER sent a first message.

He went to socials, clubs and parties, made friends, and networked.

He is polite, friendly, non-pushy and just goes with the flow.

If you message ladies and couples as a single guy, you will either get lost in the pile of crap they get sent, or they will decide you are the same as all the others.

Either way, you will not succeed.

Meeting people face-to-face is the best way to make a good impression.

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Still having a nightmare here...im considering giving up "

Just luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice shoes "

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hi im a man you need me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you be my bitch?"(Hasn't worked so far)

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"Newsflash......DONT SEND MESSAGES!

The most successful single male we know on here NEVER sent a first message.

He went to socials, clubs and parties, made friends, and networked.

He is polite, friendly, non-pushy and just goes with the flow.

If you message ladies and couples as a single guy, you will either get lost in the pile of crap they get sent, or they will decide you are the same as all the others.

Either way, you will not succeed.

Meeting people face-to-face is the best way to make a good impression."

If that's the case, why do so many people create accounts here and pay for sending and receiving messages? Surely not everyone can get to clubs regularly and find online more at their convenience? Isn't it better to do both as you could meet someone wonderful that personally never goes to a club?

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By *itKerryMaleMan
over a year ago

kerry

Show us your tits love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hi deary you have lovely knees can we knobble together

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

FaF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FaF?"
fit as fuckerooney?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"FaF?fit as fuckerooney? "

No.

It's a Fab legend.

"Fancy a Fuck"..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FaF?fit as fuckerooney?

No.

It's a Fab legend.

"Fancy a Fuck".."
ahhh ok figures...... straight to the point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does your rat taste like steak?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

If their profile likes includes oral I open with;

"Over the teeth and round the gums

Swallow hard 'cos here I comes"

It's a winner, trust me.....

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

My names Dick , would you like it works well ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It should say "Marry me, beautiful!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If messages aren't read before a profile, where the message is deleted, we are interested on what kind of things a profile shouldn't have.

Generally when sending messages the subject line needs to be thought about as much as the message itself.

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By *apiomanMan
over a year ago

Shipley


"Would you like to go for tea and toast?"

There are worse offers on here!

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By *woPlusUCouple
over a year ago

Heaven


"Hi can you do my housework..."

Naked

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