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By *urning the kink OP   Man
over a year ago

bristol

10.20 this morning

Snip snip !!!!!!

Wish me luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good Luck!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Good luck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooof hope they dont slip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you offering them up for earnings once removed.

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By *urning the kink OP   Man
over a year ago

bristol

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pics or it didn’t happen

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By *etasubTV/TS
over a year ago

West of Newcastle

Make sure you take things easy for the next week. Best of luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck mate,

It’ll be fine - so i’m told.

I’m getting it done at the end of September...

Already sh1tting it!

X

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Good luck!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tight underpants and rest up for the weekend

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By *oomsMan
over a year ago

London

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By *oomsMan
over a year ago

London

Good luck!

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By *ab jamesMan
over a year ago

ribble valley

My great grandfather used to castrate tomcats on the kitchen table, using only a sharp knife and newspapers.... Ahhhhh, the good old days

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Good luck x

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By *adyA01Woman
over a year ago

Wellington

Just think of Queen of tease.... You'll be fine lol

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Good luck.... apparently it’s a breeze

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By *urning the kink OP   Man
over a year ago

bristol


"Just think of Queen of tease.... You'll be fine lol "

Not a chance I'll get hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck, you will be fine , just be prepared for your plums to be the actual colour of plums !

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"Good luck mate,

It’ll be fine - so i’m told.

I’m getting it done at the end of September...

Already sh1tting it!

X "

Been done, and it's fine, just follow the aftercare advice, and try not to overdo it for a few days....oh, and take it from me, don't get into a conversation with the surgeon whilst he is waiting for the first local jab to take effect, otherwise he might forget which one he'd jabbed and cut the other one first....but, you know, don't worry, the scream told him that there was a problem!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Why all the fuss? It’s a piece of piss. Sit up and watch them do it. The only painful bit is the anaesthetic needle .

I went to the builders merchants straight from the clinic then back to work in my house. 25 years on - I’m told it tastes the same.

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By *layer oneMan
over a year ago

mirfield

I had it done and they did not put enough pain killers in my to num it so till them if you feel the snip snip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cringing for ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And breathe. Minor procedure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck. I'm sure you will be fine x

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By *issy and GingeCouple
over a year ago

Poole

It’s fine, I was back out on my bicycle in a couple of days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had mine done years ago, best thing ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What'll come out when you cum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What'll come out when you cum? "
it will be a cock fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny I winced at this yet had pins and leg obliterated last year and that felt easier

Good luck op

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By *elshmuzzyMan
over a year ago

Luton

Had mine done in January, it was alright actually, just take it easy for the week after.

The worst part was waiting to give a sample and receive the results!

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By *urning the kink OP   Man
over a year ago

bristol


"What'll come out when you cum? it will be a cock fart "

Cock fart

That made me laugh

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

Good luck

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By *ockonmeMan
over a year ago

lincolnshire

Enjoy the sight of seeing your testicle if they don’t pop a suture in lol

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"10.20 this morning

Snip snip !!!!!!

Wish me luck "

Blowing kisses from afar and hoping they reach the right spot.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wear the cape the fear will leave you

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By *ockonmeMan
over a year ago

lincolnshire

He will be back on here in 15mins with a username change to “black ball” lol good luck fella.

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By *urning the kink OP   Man
over a year ago

bristol

Sure my balls are hiding.

They've gone really tight they know what's going to happen.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Don't breath through your nose ~ apparently it really smells

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By *ockonmeMan
over a year ago

lincolnshire


"Sure my balls are hiding.

They've gone really tight they know what's going to happen.

"

Lol is just at the Drs? If so just play with your phone whilst they snip lol

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Deep breaths, best of luck my friend...have a cheeky Wank beforehand if you can....one last hurrah and all that...you've got 4 minutes...haha

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By *urning the kink OP   Man
over a year ago

bristol


"Deep breaths, best of luck my friend...have a cheeky Wank beforehand if you can....one last hurrah and all that...you've got 4 minutes...haha "

Might get arrested for that

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By *ockonmeMan
over a year ago

lincolnshire


"Deep breaths, best of luck my friend...have a cheeky Wank beforehand if you can....one last hurrah and all that...you've got 4 minutes...haha "

Haha.... brilliant! We should do the countdown tune for the next 3.5mins now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"10.20 this morning

Snip snip !!!!!!

Wish me luck "

it's only a hair cut

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By *ab jamesMan
over a year ago

ribble valley

Well it's 10.20!!!!

Can anyone hear the sound of the rind being cut off bacon with blunt scissors

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By *l22Man
over a year ago

dorchester

You'll be fine but do as they tell you afterwards, so rest and feet up when possible for a couple of days, you'll think wow this is easy, I feel great,but trust me it's not worth pushing yourself and face the possible ( but only rare ) side effects.

Good luck??

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Does anyone else hear the breaking/snapping of guitar strings....

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Goid luck OP, sure you won't need it. Xx

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I had it done myself a couple of months ago. Nobody likes a needle in their nut sack. The second one made me jump like hell. Just lie back and think of England. You'll be fine.

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By *oved Up 2Couple
over a year ago

nottingham

Hope it went ok x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What'll come out when you cum? "

You still cum but without sperm.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Good luck. Oops too late. Walk slowly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Understandably so...

Hope it went well!

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By *urning the kink OP   Man
over a year ago

bristol

Job done

Didn't feel a thing

Chatting politics whilst having it done

Thanks for the support

Love you all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Job done

Didn't feel a thing

Chatting politics whilst having it done

Thanks for the support

Love you all "

hats off il still give it a miss

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Job done

Didn't feel a thing

Chatting politics whilst having it done

Thanks for the support

Love you all "

Was it as bad as you thought it would be?

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By *urning the kink OP   Man
over a year ago

bristol


"Job done

Didn't feel a thing

Chatting politics whilst having it done

Thanks for the support

Love you all

Was it as bad as you thought it would be?"

Can't fault the nhs today.

Very friendly and efficient

So big up to all nhs staff

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Have you still got your penis intact?

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By *oppolocosTV/TS
over a year ago

inverurie


"10.20 this morning

Snip snip !!!!!!

Wish me luck "

My genitals looked like a newspaper picture of a 90 year old woman who'd been beaten up during a mugging - for about 10 days.

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By *urning the kink OP   Man
over a year ago

bristol


"Have you still got your penis intact?"

Think so to scared to look

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"Don't breath through your nose ~ apparently it really smells "

That’s no way to talk about the cock of a guy that’s about to go under the knife !

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"10.20 this morning

Snip snip !!!!!!

Wish me luck "

Don't worry, the barber not as bad as you imagine

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Have you still got your penis intact?

Think so to scared to look "

It may look like a chewed up bit of mince for a while,but don't worry it'll be reet.

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By *urning the kink OP   Man
over a year ago

bristol


"Don't breath through your nose ~ apparently it really smells

That’s no way to talk about the cock of a guy that’s about to go under the knife !"

To be fair it's going to start to smell soon

Can't shower until Monday morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my dog went for the snip I bought him some cuddly new friends and a snuggley new basket..when my husband went for the ship I bought him some snuggly comfy pants and didn't let him lift a finger.

I had 3 c-section and was on my feet and doing school runs 2 days later. Something wrong with that

Hope you make a quick recovery! Total respect for doing it

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Has the smell of your own burning nut sack dissipated yet?

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By *urning the kink OP   Man
over a year ago

bristol


"Has the smell of your own burning nut sack dissipated yet? "

Lol yes

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Has the smell of your own burning nut sack dissipated yet?

Lol yes

"

glad it went ok for you

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"When my dog went for the snip I bought him some cuddly new friends and a snuggley new basket..when my husband went for the ship I bought him some snuggly comfy pants and didn't let him lift a finger.

I had 3 c-section and was on my feet and doing school runs 2 days later. Something wrong with that

Hope you make a quick recovery! Total respect for doing it "

Bloody hell back to it so soon after a c section too. That's what I call a mom soldier..total respect x

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By *urning the kink OP   Man
over a year ago

bristol

No no no no no this isn't good !!!

Feeling horny already

Shit not aloud to cum for a week.

This is bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No no no no no this isn't good !!!

Feeling horny already

Shit not aloud to cum for a week.

This is bad "

Self inflicted being on here!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"No no no no no this isn't good !!!

Feeling horny already

Shit not aloud to cum for a week.

This is bad "

Well done getting the snip mate

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