FabSwingers.com forum: Farewell my little soldiers.....

By *urning the kink OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

But tonight's the night you get your last chance of freedom.

Getting the snip tomorrow !!!

Going to have a well thought out wank tonight to give my little sperm a send off.

All invited

Need a bugle player for "the last post"

Some friends for support

And if any of you gorgeous lady's want to send me some sexy pics it would be appreciated

Wank send off starts about 8 finishes about 10 past

Hopefully see you all here about 8 xx

Drinks and tissues provided

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you going to make a night of it? Nice romantic meal, a bit of wine, candles etc.

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By *urning the kink OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Are you going to make a night of it? Nice romantic meal, a bit of wine, candles etc. "

Oh yes

Got some essential oils to rub on my balls to get them exited xx

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Will you be having ticker tape and selling off amulets of the poor little chaps

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By *urning the kink OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Will you be having ticker tape and selling off amulets of the poor little chaps "

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By *urning the kink OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

Might turn a tiny urn for them on my lathe.

Keep them on the mantelpiece

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posh wank? With gloves or a sock? Enjoy op! I shall be thinking about you at 8 (probably not

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Peach x

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By *urning the kink OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Posh wank? With gloves or a sock? Enjoy op! I shall be thinking about you at 8 (probably not

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Peach x"

Your both invited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give them a viking sendoff... wooden boat, petrol, flaming arrow - just add jizz

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

"Getting the snip tomorrow !!!

Going to have a well thought out wank tonight to give my little sperm a send off."

Don't be premature with your send-off; the little buggers will be there for another six weeks or so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to wank about 30 times after the op to get rid of all the soldiers so you are going to have plenty of send offs ??

Good on you for getting the snip wish more men would do it.

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By *urning the kink OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

Doors open about 7.30

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have to wank about 30 times after the op to get rid of all the soldiers so you are going to have plenty of send offs ??

Good on you for getting the snip wish more men would do it."

Why?

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"You have to wank about 30 times after the op to get rid of all the soldiers so you are going to have plenty of send offs ??

Good on you for getting the snip wish more men would do it."

That's a very strange thing to wish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have to wank about 30 times after the op to get rid of all the soldiers so you are going to have plenty of send offs ??

Good on you for getting the snip wish more men would do it.

That's a very strange thing to wish. "
bit weird isn't, imagine if I said "oh I wish more women would have their ovaries out"

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

If you video it, can you do a lot of grunting and panting and make sure you capture the sound of your cock squelching.

And then (demanding i know) can you send me a copy?

Thanks

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By *oved Up 2Couple
over a year ago

nottingham

I watched when ex-hubby had the snip. Fascinating lol

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"You have to wank about 30 times after the op to get rid of all the soldiers so you are going to have plenty of send offs ??

Good on you for getting the snip wish more men would do it.

That's a very strange thing to wish. bit weird isn't, imagine if I said "oh I wish more women would have their ovaries out""

Yeah, it's really odd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*The entirety of the Mongolian Empire bows their head in mourning for your lil swimmers*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have to wank about 30 times after the op to get rid of all the soldiers so you are going to have plenty of send offs ??

Good on you for getting the snip wish more men would do it."

Say whaaaaaaaat?

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By *urning the kink OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"*The entirety of the Mongolian Empire bows their head in mourning for your lil swimmers*"

Thankyou my Mongolian friends

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By *urning the kink OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

Did anyone manage to get a bugle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did anyone manage to get a bugle

We throat sing.

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By *urning the kink OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Did anyone manage to get a bugle

We throat sing."

That will do

Bit of culture I like it

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By *urning the kink OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"If you video it, can you do a lot of grunting and panting and make sure you capture the sound of your cock squelching.

And then (demanding i know) can you send me a copy?

Thanks

I'm so going to try to do this

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Did anyone manage to get a bugle

I thought that said 'did anyone manage to get a bulge'. It made me think there really is a kink for everything.

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By *urning the kink OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Did anyone manage to get a bugle

I thought that said 'did anyone manage to get a bulge'. It made me think there really is a kink for everything. "

Lol xx

Are you coming to the party at 8 ??

It will be fun

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Did anyone manage to get a bugle

I thought that said 'did anyone manage to get a bulge'. It made me think there really is a kink for everything.

Lol xx

Are you coming to the party at 8 ??

It will be fun

I'm ready and waiting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

25 mins and counting

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"I watched when ex-hubby had the snip. Fascinating lol"

I lay there telling jokes & had the Dr & nurse crying. He had to stop & tell me to shut up unless I fancied losing my penis in a laser accident

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By *urning the kink OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"I watched when ex-hubby had the snip. Fascinating lol

I lay there telling jokes & had the Dr & nurse crying. He had to stop & tell me to shut up unless I fancied losing my penis in a laser accident

Don't I'm nervous

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By *urning the kink OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

Oohhh I'm getting exited

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By *urning the kink OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

It's between queen of tease and la Luna on who gets the money shot

Who wants it the most

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"It's between queen of tease and la Luna on who gets the money shot

Who wants it the most

I’ll have the recorded version. That way i can watch and rub, watch and rub etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you could start at 8 and finish at 1 minute past that would great as I’ve something to watch on the telly after..many thanks

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By *urning the kink OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"If you could start at 8 and finish at 1 minute past that would great as I’ve something to watch on the telly after..many thanks

I don't think you will miss it

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By *urning the kink OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"It's between queen of tease and la Luna on who gets the money shot

Who wants it the most

I’ll have the recorded version. That way i can watch and rub, watch and rub etc

Good fucking answer xx

I'm hard now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's between queen of tease and la Luna on who gets the money shot

Who wants it the most

I’ll have the recorded version. That way i can watch and rub, watch and rub etc

You win

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By *urning the kink OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"It's between queen of tease and la Luna on who gets the money shot

Who wants it the most

I’ll have the recorded version. That way i can watch and rub, watch and rub etc

You win

I don't know xx

Those red panties and black basque are doing it for me

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By *urning the kink OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

And we're off xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And we're off xx

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Happy wanking

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By *urning the kink OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"And we're off xx

Happy wanking

Loving your tits xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And we're off xx

Happy wanking

Loving your tits xxxxx

"
Thank you. Hope they help you out

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By *urning the kink OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

Lady's I'm really struggling you are all gorgeous.

Shit which one oooohhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lady's I'm really struggling you are all gorgeous.

Shit which one oooohhhhhh

"
you only have 5 mins left

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By *adyA01Woman
over a year ago

Wellington

Have you cum yet?

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By *urning the kink OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Lady's I'm really struggling you are all gorgeous.

Shit which one oooohhhhhh

you only have 5 mins left

Shit cheekys here to fuck !!!!!!!!!

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By *urning the kink OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Lady's I'm really struggling you are all gorgeous.

Shit which one oooohhhhhh

you only have 5 mins left

Shit cheekys here to fuck !!!!!!!!!"

Aaaaaahhhhhhh

Thankyou gorgeous lady's XX

The honour of realising my last living sperm goes to ......

Drum roll

Queen of tease

Thank you so much xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lady's I'm really struggling you are all gorgeous.

Shit which one oooohhhhhh

you only have 5 mins left

Shit cheekys here to fuck !!!!!!!!!

Aaaaaahhhhhhh

Thankyou gorgeous lady's XX

The honour of realising my last living sperm goes to ......

Drum roll

Queen of tease

Thank you so much xx

"
what an honour lol.

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By *urning the kink OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Lady's I'm really struggling you are all gorgeous.

Shit which one oooohhhhhh

you only have 5 mins left

Shit cheekys here to fuck !!!!!!!!!

Aaaaaahhhhhhh

Thankyou gorgeous lady's XX

The honour of realising my last living sperm goes to ......

Drum roll

Queen of tease

Thank you so much xx

what an honour lol. "

The ultimate honour xx

Again thanks to all xx

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Did I miss the party?

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By *urning the kink OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Did I miss the party?

Sorry gorgeous you did.

But I'll invite you to the give a sample party

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

But I'll invite you to the give a sample party

You’re too kind..(I think)!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lady's I'm really struggling you are all gorgeous.

Shit which one oooohhhhhh

you only have 5 mins left

Shit cheekys here to fuck !!!!!!!!!

Aaaaaahhhhhhh

Thankyou gorgeous lady's XX

The honour of realising my last living sperm goes to ......

Drum roll

Queen of tease

Thank you so much xx

Looks down at my boobs.... You missed

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By *urning the kink OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Lady's I'm really struggling you are all gorgeous.

Shit which one oooohhhhhh

you only have 5 mins left

Shit cheekys here to fuck !!!!!!!!!

Aaaaaahhhhhhh

Thankyou gorgeous lady's XX

The honour of realising my last living sperm goes to ......

Drum roll

Queen of tease

Thank you so much xx

Looks down at my boobs.... You missed

Fuck that's got me hard again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have to wank about 30 times after the op to get rid of all the soldiers so you are going to have plenty of send offs ??

Good on you for getting the snip wish more men would do it."

Next level cuckoldry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Contraception has alot of side affects. One common one is decrease in labido. I just think if you know you don't want kids or want anymore kids the snip is a simple procedure. Removing your ovaries isn't. Which is why the doctor seems to always suggest the 'husband' has a snip, never do they say to the wife have your ovaries removed.

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By *urning the kink OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Contraception has alot of side affects. One common one is decrease in labido. I just think if you know you don't want kids or want anymore kids the snip is a simple procedure. Removing your ovaries isn't. Which is why the doctor seems to always suggest the 'husband' has a snip, never do they say to the wife have your ovaries removed."

And now I'm soft !!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd think if it was the last you'd at least want to repeat....

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By *urning the kink OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"You'd think if it was the last you'd at least want to repeat....

Oohhh that could still happen

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By *rMrs_CCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

If it's any comfort, Mr C had it Monday and it was like nothing ever happened! No pain, no swelling, nothing. Enjoy the 16 weeks of 'clearing the pipes'

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By *urning the kink OP Man
over a year ago

bristol

"If it's any comfort, Mr C had it Monday and it was like nothing ever happened! No pain, no swelling, nothing. Enjoy the 16 weeks of 'clearing the pipes'

That's the best thing anyone could of said to me

Wow

Thankyou so much xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get ready for the post op horn as well. When I got done I was mega horny the following few weeks, which was handy for all the wanks I had to have before my next check up

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