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Yellowhammer , let's panic buy stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bore da dear friends Fabbers and Forumites.

Well Her Majesty's government have revealed the document named cooperation yellowhammer .

It give possible scenarios for leaving the European Union with no deal . (It's a bit like Noel Edmonds , deal or no deal, but with out the telephone )

So for a bit of a chuckle why will you be stockpiling come the bexiapocalypse .

The larder in Taff Towers will be crammed with ,

Jaffa cakes

Pink milk mix

Wheetabix

And grout , you never know when you may need that tile adhesive .

So it's just a bit of fun ,, nor leave or remain arguments please or I'll get my school teacher voice on ha ha .

Taff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il have ammo for my air rifle and diesel il be ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cola

Lube

Tins of soup

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Dried milk. Dried yeast. Butter. Flour. Tinned baked beans. Tinned tomatoes. Coffee & tea.

Car fuel tank topped off, fuel cans filled in garage.

Cash.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I am currently stocking up on

Wire cutters. To cut through the border

Straight bananas

Poundland condoms

Ikea meatballs

And Estonian women

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

It’s all coulda, might, perhaps, and it’s all bolox, we ain’t a 3rd world country

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing. It's a tempest in a tea cup, worst case scenario there's no petrol at the garage for a week, so what? Worse things happen at sea x

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Apparently we're likely to have shortages of most of the antibiotics used to treat chlamydia

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Im surprised people aren't looting already...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am currently stocking up on

Wire cutters. To cut through the border

Straight bananas

Poundland condoms

Ikea meatballs

And Estonian women "

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Apparently we're likely to have shortages of most of the antibiotics used to treat chlamydia "

I enjoy the itch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Guys this is just a light hearted bit of fun

So your lists of strange random stuff

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I think there could be a shortage of single men on Fab after Brexit, so snap them up while you can, ladies (if you can find any).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loo roll, for when the sh*t hits the fan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loo roll, for when the sh*t hits the fan. "

Surely an umbrella would do better?

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By *n4MotionMan
over a year ago

Braintree

OG kush and cookies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coconut oil. I can moisturise, condition, cook and massage with it

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By *ay4realstr8TV/TS
over a year ago

hoyland


"It’s all coulda, might, perhaps, and it’s all bolox, we ain’t a 3rd world country "

Best comment I’ve read, finally someone with some common sense

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"Loo roll, for when the sh*t hits the fan. "

For a giggle, I once started a bit of a "run" ( no pun intended!) on buying loo roll in our local shop.

They had a great deal on those big multipacks so I bought a load, and some little old lady looked and said something like " oh, bulk buying,do you know something we don't?" So I sidled up to her and whispered that she shouldn't say anything,but my dad worked for the company that makes bog roll and there was going to be a shortage.

She headed off to buy a few packs.

Next day, the place had been stripped of loo roll, looks like the WI jungle drums had been in action lol

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Wine gums, and Kopperberg, sorted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember that this is worst case scenario and the government have already taken a number if steps to mitigate most of the issues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexy Welsh guys

Peanut butter to lick of them

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I may not return to the UK after Brexit, so I think you should stock up on me now

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By *est Wales WifeCouple
over a year ago

Near Carmarthen

The fact that this is even being discussed shows how fecking stupid people are. If anyone still believes the nonsense they were told such as £350 million a week for the NHS or 'we hold all the cards" there really is no hope. The concept of driving our economy of a cliff when we don't need to is the most bizarre behaviour ever

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Remember that this is worst case scenario and the government have already taken a number if steps to mitigate most of the issues"
no they haven't

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"It’s all coulda, might, perhaps, and it’s all bolox, we ain’t a 3rd world country "

Yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I bought some extra supplies of wagon wheels (jammy)

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By *coxy69Man
over a year ago

Stone

I like the civil unrest comments if we go out with no deal...

I think there’ll be more unrest if we stay in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Based on the codename, I'm going with 'a little bit of bread and no cheese'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like the civil unrest comments if we go out with no deal...

I think there’ll be more unrest if we stay in "

Either way we're fucked. I'll stock up on jars of peanut butter and tunnocks caramel wafers just in case...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm stockpiling flour, eggs, water, and 12 gauge shotgun round.

Maybe chickens too for when the eggs run out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like the civil unrest comments if we go out with no deal...

I think there’ll be more unrest if we stay in

Either way we're fucked. I'll stock up on jars of peanut butter and tunnocks caramel wafers just in case... "

The Tunnocks factory is just along the road from me. I'll storm it when all the civil unrest starts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently we're likely to have shortages of most of the antibiotics used to treat chlamydia "

Just as well I kept a supply back then from the last episode!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Based on the codename, I'm going with 'a little bit of bread and no cheese'"

No cheese!!!????????

Weirdo!

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By *inge61Couple
over a year ago

n/wales


"Sexy Welsh guys

Peanut butter to lick of them :- D"
off out too look for peanut butter lol

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m going for a Marmite mountain! Everyone loves the stuff so if the shit hits the proverbial fan then I’ll be black market trading in the stuff at extortionate prices. Put your orders in with me now folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like the civil unrest comments if we go out with no deal...

I think there’ll be more unrest if we stay in

Either way we're fucked. I'll stock up on jars of peanut butter and tunnocks caramel wafers just in case...

The Tunnocks factory is just along the road from me. I'll storm it when all the civil unrest starts "

Nice work. Bring a shit ton of their teacakes as well would you? Ta very much in advance....

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough


"It’s all coulda, might, perhaps, and it’s all bolox, we ain’t a 3rd world country "

It is all presumption.

You might, however, wish to look up 'four meals from anarchy' and take things from there.

Remember the effect that the 'Beast from the East' had on the food chain, or the fuel protests in 2000, 05 and 07?

Once a population begins to panic, the fear spreads and shortages can descend rapidly into chaos.

If there are food and/or fuel shortages after All Hallowe's Eve, I'll give you 72 hours before societal breakdown begins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Percy Pigs for the girls at work.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

To be fair its a great oppertunity to dig up our gardens and lose a bit of weight.

A bit like the war but without the genocide and all that other stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sexy Welsh guys

Peanut butter to lick of them "

Smooth or crunchy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like the civil unrest comments if we go out with no deal...

I think there’ll be more unrest if we stay in

Either way we're fucked. I'll stock up on jars of peanut butter and tunnocks caramel wafers just in case...

The Tunnocks factory is just along the road from me. I'll storm it when all the civil unrest starts

Nice work. Bring a shit ton of their teacakes as well would you? Ta very much in advance.... "
yippie I love the caramel wafers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like the civil unrest comments if we go out with no deal...

I think there’ll be more unrest if we stay in

Either way we're fucked. I'll stock up on jars of peanut butter and tunnocks caramel wafers just in case...

The Tunnocks factory is just along the road from me. I'll storm it when all the civil unrest starts

Nice work. Bring a shit ton of their teacakes as well would you? Ta very much in advance.... yippie I love the caramel wafers "

I can also swing by McVities, Tennents and numerous whisky/gin distilleries so I think we're good actually. First thing that's made me feel positive about Brexit, bring on the looting!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm on my way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Based on the codename, I'm going with 'a little bit of bread and no cheese'"
quite ironic they chose that bird and it's call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant see why there is panic. Most international hauliers know what documents they need to cross a border. We dont need more ferries as there wont be suddenly more goods going to and from europe unless europe buys more of our goods. The only issue will be the time it takes the customs clearance to be processed will dover and calais have enough trained staff ? Most customs declarations can actually be done online especially by bigger companies who have the required standards. Most.of the scare mongering is by big retailers wanting to increase prices and profits..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really don't like shopping much

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Coffee

Toilet rolls

Ready meals

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Vimto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

project fear nuff said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and before I get shouted down I don't believe any of them mps they are out to lot after themselves and no one else apart from one and that's jess Philips she seems to be the only one who connects on a human level

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Men. You just never know where the shortage will hit

And crisps

And alcohol hand rub

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Oakhill


"project fear nuff said"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"project fear nuff said"

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Cheap flights, to go on shopping trips

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Omg I can't believe I forgot about crisps!!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Omg I can't believe I forgot about crisps!! "

You forgot crisps? I don’t understand how

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