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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

Do you take your phone when you go for a poo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep lol

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By *atisfying jackMan
over a year ago

Hereford

It beats reading the shampoo bottle

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Yes

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

it just struck me and I wondered how many people we are talking to whilst their on the loo

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Only to browse, would never answer or make a call whilst in 'action'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep,that or the crossword....

Were you having one when you typed that OP?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

No I take the Complete book of facts.

Did you know the capital of Mongolia is Ulan Bator

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Yep,that or the crossword....

Were you having one when you typed that OP? "

I may have been

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

No. I don't take that long...

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

I don't usually take mine although i have been know to hold it with my chin whilst having a wee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aye!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you take your phone when you go for a poo?

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yep im there 20 mins what else can i do in the fortress of solitude

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"Do you take your phone when you go for a poo?

Never.

I'm told that a 100W HF transceiver is the way to go for world-wide spur-of-the-moment toilet conversations.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. The only time I take my phone to the loo is on the way to bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldnt get any other time to play angry birds

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By *ilkenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Not consciously It stays in my bag

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By *ogNMuseCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

Of course! Where else are you supposed to take those oh so alluring cock pics?

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Of course! Where else are you supposed to take those oh so alluring cock pics?"

Stands to reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you take your phone when you go for a poo?

Yep poo and a perv

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Do you take your phone when you go for a poo?

Yep poo and a perv

satisfying on both counts

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

So to follow on ...

Imagine how many pic fabs or messages you have received whilst someone is curling one out

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"So to follow on ...

Imagine how many pic fabs or messages you have received whilst someone is curling one out

this is exactly the thought I'd had

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Very unhygienic yuk

#applyingfilters lol

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Very unhygienic yuk

#applyingfilters lol "

this is true

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By *YC SausageMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

[Removed by poster at 12/09/19 13:07:44]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So to follow on ...

Imagine how many pic fabs or messages you have received whilst someone is curling one out

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curling one out knocking one out is what it is

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By *YC SausageMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Do you take your phone when you go for a poo?

Actually having a poo right now as I’m reading this thread and replying!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"So to follow on ...

Imagine how many pic fabs or messages you have received whilst someone is curling one out

curling one out knocking one out is what it is

Depends what you've eaten and how dehydrated you are

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Do you take your phone when you go for a poo?

Actually having a poo right now as I’m reading this thread and replying! "

men can muti task...go you

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

It's one reason I'm very reluctant to use someone else's phone. I've got a fair idea where it's been

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Do you take your phone when you go for a poo?

Actually having a poo right now as I’m reading this thread and replying!

men can muti task...go you

A Wow moment?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

God no.......the noises I make having a poo poo are very similar to sex noises....

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Alright Dave mate.....urghhh......yeah I’ll see....uurrgggghhhhh.....you later then.....urrrrgghhh....*splosh*.’

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"God no.......the noises I make having a poo poo are very similar to sex noises....

lol.. now I'm thinking of my sex face

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I am now

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"God no.......the noises I make having a poo poo are very similar to sex noises....

lol.. now I'm thinking of my sex face

Hmm ...

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"God no.......the noises I make having a poo poo are very similar to sex noises....

lol.. now I'm thinking of my sex face

Very much like a poo face....

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"God no.......the noises I make having a poo poo are very similar to sex noises....

lol.. now I'm thinking of my sex face

Very much like a poo face....

that's the one

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By *YC SausageMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Do you take your phone when you go for a poo?

Actually having a poo right now as I’m reading this thread and replying!

men can muti task...go you

There’s still a few of us talented ones about....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very unhygienic yuk

#applyingfilters lol "

Your kitchen sponge probably has more bacteria and faecal matter on it than my phone, and yes, my phone accompanies me to the bog.

Oddly enough by the time I come to wipe it will be safely back in my dressing gown pocket, on the side of the sink, or on the floor, and I've NEVER got confused and started typing on the bog roll whilst wiping my arse with my phone.

I also close the lid on the toilet too before I flush, thus preventing any unwanted splashage

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Omg! Doing it as I text! Busted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very unhygienic yuk

#applyingfilters lol

Your kitchen sponge probably has more bacteria and faecal matter on it than my phone, and yes, my phone accompanies me to the bog.

I also close the lid on the toilet too before I flush, thus preventing any unwanted splashage

i once dropped my phone in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a bloke of course I do! I echo the comments of my lovely OH about obvious hygiene, but IMHO it's merely the 21st century of a lad taking a paper into the loo and enjoying a good 20 minutes sat on it reading...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errrrrrmmmmmm Yes

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Very unhygienic yuk

#applyingfilters lol

Your kitchen sponge probably has more bacteria and faecal matter on it than my phone, and yes, my phone accompanies me to the bog.

I also close the lid on the toilet too before I flush, thus preventing any unwanted splashage

I've now got images of people wiping their arse with their phone

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

I do so I can have a cheeky browse on fab whilst at work.

Fortunately I've never had occasion to drop my phone down the pan, as many people seem to have done

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Do you wipe left or wipe right when using your phone when sat on the thunderbox?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very unhygienic yuk

#applyingfilters lol

Your kitchen sponge probably has more bacteria and faecal matter on it than my phone, and yes, my phone accompanies me to the bog.

I also close the lid on the toilet too before I flush, thus preventing any unwanted splashage

I've now got images of people wiping their arse with their phone

I've stuck an unused sanitary towel to my lips before now whilst not concentrating, put that in my mouth instead of the wrapper while changing towels. Thank god it was the clean one!

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Very unhygienic yuk

#applyingfilters lol

Your kitchen sponge probably has more bacteria and faecal matter on it than my phone, and yes, my phone accompanies me to the bog.

I also close the lid on the toilet too before I flush, thus preventing any unwanted splashage

I've now got images of people wiping their arse with their phone

I've stuck an unused sanitary towel to my lips before now whilst not concentrating, put that in my mouth instead of the wrapper while changing towels. Thank god it was the clean one!

p..will these images never stop lol..they are sticky little blighters

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Can't help but feel it's a pretty shitty thread

Sorry Belle

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Can't help but feel it's a pretty shitty thread

Sorry Belle

no your not

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Can't help but feel it's a pretty shitty thread

Sorry Belle

no your not

No you're right ... I'm not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My phone goes everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes i take my phone everywhere with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, going to have something to do whist sat there.

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