FabSwingers.com forum: Guess what

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Go on guess

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

No porridge ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ll see Sally today?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’ll see Sally today?"
nope

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No porridge ??"
nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I give up

Spill!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

They all can't have your penis?

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

You've got the day off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They all can't have your penis?"
well thats obvious but no

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I give up

Spill!"
quitter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You've got the day off "
god no i hope not

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

It’s Thursday? I had to guess when I opened my little peepers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I give up

Spill!quitter"

It’s too early LOO, my brain is still sleeping!

You’re on the shitter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You ran out of milk

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Is it going to make people go ewww

when revealed

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

You’re running for PM?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it sex day yesterday and your hanging after a marathon session?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You managed your Peppa Pig jigsaw without assistance for the first time?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Your pregnant!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Is it going to make people go ewww

when revealed "

This is probably correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That its friday tomorrow

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

You bought yourself a blow up doll named Fanny?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Is it car sex day?

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By *rAngleseyMan
over a year ago

Anglesey

Your mug runneth empty.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

You're an idiot

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I give up

Spill!"

You gave up way too quick lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I give up

Spill!

You gave up way too quick lady."

I know, I couldn’t handle the suspense tbh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You proposed and she accepted?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are going to subject us to more pictures of your undercarriage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have a new mug?

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Your ankle tag comes off today and you can leave the house?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I give up

Spill!

You gave up way too quick lady.

I know, I couldn’t handle the suspense tbh.

Gripping isn't it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I give up

Spill!quitter

It’s too early LOO, my brain is still sleeping!

You’re on the shitter?"
i was but thats not it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Was it sex day yesterday and your hanging after a marathon session?

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no its rest week

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You proposed and she accepted? "
.....

.......no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs just tell us!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You bought yourself a blow up doll named Fanny?"
whats with scottish naming everything fanny

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

you've done the cum walk

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

You’ve discovered the secret of alchemy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I give up

Spill!quitter

It’s too early LOO, my brain is still sleeping!

You’re on the shitter?i was but thats not it

FFS!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ffs just tell us!!!!!!"
calm down calm down shit im picking up the accent

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you've done the cum walk"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’ve discovered the secret of alchemy "
that was ages back tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ve eaten a whole box of fondant fancies !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’ve eaten a whole box of fondant fancies !"
youfailed retweets challenge just for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're an idiot

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oy i resemble that statement

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

You’ve invented the cordless, wireless, bum hole stretcher with jizzum control

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Sally has offered to peg you.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have been wanking off to a picture of Jeremy Clarkson ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sally has offered to peg you.....

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nope need industrial washing line to hold my weight

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Have you discovered what women ACTUALLY want....

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

it it your birthday?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you discovered what women ACTUALLY want....

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everyone knows that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"it it your birthday?"
nope that was 2 week back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are gonna let someone else have your penis?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

give up....spill!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You are gonna let someone else have your penis? "
nope

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"give up....spill!!"
no its my thread guess

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

You've not actually got anything for us to guess or to tell us....you just want to see people beg or say random Shit until you hit 175.....

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"give up....spill!!no its my thread guess"

I refuse!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You've not actually got anything for us to guess or to tell us....you just want to see people beg or say random Shit until you hit 175.....

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oh yes i do

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"You've not actually got anything for us to guess or to tell us....you just want to see people beg or say random Shit until you hit 175.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"give up....spill!!no its my thread guess

I refuse!"
dont then

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"give up....spill!!no its my thread guess

I refuse!dont then

fuck it..

you've got a new job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New puppy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tattoo of Sally?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

you've become a grandad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moving?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tattoo of Sally?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you've become a grandad"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lego stuck up your arse?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Your not pregnant are you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your not pregnant are you!"

I’m still convinced he’s going to show us another picture of his balls! X

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Your not pregnant are you!

I’m still convinced he’s going to show us another picture of his balls! X"

now I'm not sure I want to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tattoo of Sally?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your not pregnant are you!

I’m still convinced he’s going to show us another picture of his balls! X

now I'm not sure I want to know

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your safe

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Have you learnt the art of penis puppetry???

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Have you learnt the art of penis puppetry???

now that I'd want to see

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you learnt the art of penis puppetry???

now that I'd want to see

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no not unless were talking finger family

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"You've not actually got anything for us to guess or to tell us....you just want to see people beg or say random Shit until you hit 175.....

oh yes i do

But he’s going to wait until 175 !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You've not actually got anything for us to guess or to tell us....you just want to see people beg or say random Shit until you hit 175.....

oh yes i do

But he’s going to wait until 175 ! "
i dont have the patience my cock fart thread took 4 month to get to 175

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"You've not actually got anything for us to guess or to tell us....you just want to see people beg or say random Shit until you hit 175.....

oh yes i do

But he’s going to wait until 175 ! "

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

[Removed by poster at 12/09/19 12:00:40]

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"You've not actually got anything for us to guess or to tell us....you just want to see people beg or say random Shit until you hit 175.....

oh yes i do

But he’s going to wait until 175 ! i dont have the patience my cock fart thread took 4 month to get to 175

try again..

LOO you crack me up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You've not actually got anything for us to guess or to tell us....you just want to see people beg or say random Shit until you hit 175.....

oh yes i do

But he’s going to wait until 175 ! i dont have the patience my cock fart thread took 4 month to get to 175

try again..

LOO you crack me up

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

You found an out of date doughnut in your cupboard that was still relatively soft enough to eat....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You found an out of date doughnut in your cupboard that was still relatively soft enough to eat....

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dont like em

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

got it..you've discovered you can lick your elbow

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

The answer is most definitely WHAT

(and you say "Good guess")

Its a Yorkshire t'ing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The answer is most definitely WHAT

(and you say "Good guess")

Its a Yorkshire t'ing

"
is it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"got it..you've discovered you can lick your elbow"
no but i can lick my eyebrows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ve had a back crack and sac wax?

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By *urning the kinkMan
over a year ago

bristol

Your going to the library today

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

You've found the key.....and the secret....

(Guess what's on the radio...)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your going to the library today

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old news

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've gone off Lucozade?

Treated yourself to a new mug?

Bought yourself a new set of ear/nose trimmers?

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By *urning the kinkMan
over a year ago

bristol

You can still taste BO in your mouth

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By *urning the kinkMan
over a year ago

bristol

"You've gone off Lucozade?

Treated yourself to a new mug?

Bought yourself a new set of ear/nose trimmers? "

Mug has to be the winner

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You've gone off Lucozade?

Treated yourself to a new mug?

Bought yourself a new set of ear/nose trimmers? "
nope lucozade is my pleasure

New mug not needed

Nose ear trimmers surprisingly not of use yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/09/19 15:04:34]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can still taste BO in your mouth

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nope

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I suppose its been worth the wait so il say it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ready?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

?????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Snot

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Ready?"
No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ve got a cold ? Is that it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’ve got a cold ? Is that it? "

No it'll be a special cold

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’ve got a cold ? Is that it?

No it'll be a special cold

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cumwalk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’ve got a cold ? Is that it?

No it'll be a special cold

Obviously he won’t have a normal one like the rest of us ! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’ve got a cold ? Is that it?

No it'll be a special cold

Obviously he won’t have a normal one like the rest of us ! X"
ebola normally

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Snot

cock snot no doubt....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snot

cock snot no doubt....

Laughing here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Snot

cock snot no doubt....

"
nope im saving up

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Snot

cock snot no doubt....

nope im saving up

.....lucky sally....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’ve got a cold ? Is that it?

No it'll be a special cold

Obviously he won’t have a normal one like the rest of us ! X"

Normal isn't a phrase the Lord will be familiar with...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you haven’t given Sally your snotty germs !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’ve got a cold ? Is that it?

No it'll be a special cold

Obviously he won’t have a normal one like the rest of us ! X

Normal isn't a phrase the Lord will be familiar with...

"
only the best will doodle do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dude, I hoped you had told us by now, come on to fuck? I was even thinking about this in work

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Dude, I hoped you had told us by now, come on to fuck? I was even thinking about this in work

it's been bothering me all day..I really need to get a life!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dude, I hoped you had told us by now, come on to fuck? I was even thinking about this in work

it's been bothering me all day..I really need to get a life!"
i said already

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Dude, I hoped you had told us by now, come on to fuck? I was even thinking about this in work

it's been bothering me all day..I really need to get a life!i said already

snot true surely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dude, I hoped you had told us by now, come on to fuck? I was even thinking about this in work

it's been bothering me all day..I really need to get a life!i said already

I didn't read back far enough but all that for a cold LOO? Lol brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on guess

Hot potatoes are not cold potatoes

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Dude, I hoped you had told us by now, come on to fuck? I was even thinking about this in work

it's been bothering me all day..I really need to get a life!i said already

I didn't read back far enough but all that for a cold LOO? Lol brilliant

typical man... all that attention for a bloody cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dude, I hoped you had told us by now, come on to fuck? I was even thinking about this in work

it's been bothering me all day..I really need to get a life!i said already

I didn't read back far enough but all that for a cold LOO? Lol brilliant

typical man... all that attention for a bloody cold

We know we're not dieing like, bit it's fun to pretend like we are lol plus he's probably getting extra kisses from that girl he's in love with. Cant remember her name though cause he never mentions her

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Dude, I hoped you had told us by now, come on to fuck? I was even thinking about this in work

it's been bothering me all day..I really need to get a life!i said already

I didn't read back far enough but all that for a cold LOO? Lol brilliant

typical man... all that attention for a bloody cold

I suppose and who doesn't like a bit of attention.

The lovely ladies name is on the tip of my tongue...I bet she's mopping his fevered brow as we speak

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I dont have a cold btw snot rhymes with what is all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dude, I hoped you had told us by now, come on to fuck? I was even thinking about this in work

it's been bothering me all day..I really need to get a life!i said already

I didn't read back far enough but all that for a cold LOO? Lol brilliant

typical man... all that attention for a bloody cold

I suppose and who doesn't like a bit of attention.

The lovely ladies name is on the tip of my tongue...I bet she's mopping his fevered brow as we speak

"
now theres an idea

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I dont have a cold btw snot rhymes with what is all

I literally just said in my head 'guess what? Bag of snot'.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the morning already

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I dont have a cold btw snot rhymes with what is all

I literally just said in my head 'guess what? Bag of snot'.

Jo.Xx "

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