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Points to ponder over

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do you have any little gems of wisdom for people to ponder over, or even top life hacks?

My top tips are:

Never use a helicopter ejector seat

Never masturbate in a toilet showroom

Never eat the yellow snow. Old but true.

Points to ponder over:

Do frogs have water tight arse holes?

You should never run with scissors and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.

Any to add?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Here's a more serious point to ponder....

If no light existed, would we know what darkness is?

If no darkness existed, would we know what light is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How keen is mustard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the hokey y really is what its all about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What if the hokey y really is what its all about?"

Hokey c*key

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By *ay4realstr8TV/TS
over a year ago

hoyland


"Here's a more serious point to ponder....

If no light existed, would we know what darkness is?

If no darkness existed, would we know what light is?"

Wow what a lovely penis... can’t remember what I wanted to say now...

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"How keen is mustard? "

I feel English is overly keen most of the time...

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

never insert asparagus tips up your bum Nuff said

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"Here's a more serious point to ponder....

If no light existed, would we know what darkness is?

If no darkness existed, would we know what light is?"

Who knows. Thank fuck for Edison, I say!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here's a more serious point to ponder....

If no light existed, would we know what darkness is?

If no darkness existed, would we know what light is?

Who knows. Thank fuck for Edison, I say! "

*Tesla

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not really answering the question posed , but.....

......I once worked in Wickes the DIY shop when I was a student, and some durrrrrrtyyyy filthy bastard took a shit I one of the display toilets there..... .....no plumbing, no flush.....

Ych a Fi....

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"Do you have any little gems of wisdom for people to ponder over, or even top life hacks?

My top tips are:

Never use a helicopter ejector seat

Never masturbate in a toilet showroom

Never eat the yellow snow. Old but true.

Points to ponder over:

Do frogs have water tight arse holes?

You should never run with scissors and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.

Any to add?"

I'm still pondering top tip number 2. I'm failing to see why not?

As to any wisdom:

You can only piss with the dick you have. So be easy on yourself.

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"Here's a more serious point to ponder....

If no light existed, would we know what darkness is?

If no darkness existed, would we know what light is?

Who knows. Thank fuck for Edison, I say!

*Tesla"

De la Rue and Swan paved the way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the words of the late great Prince Buster;

Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you cho ke a smurf does it change colour?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can you educate pork?

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