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By *oody69er OP   Man
over a year ago

midlands

What’s your best and your worst one liners , can be what you have received or what you have sent for a laugh , even better if you got a reply .

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By *exual-healingWoman
over a year ago

Lowestoft

I’m following this so I can use some ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m following this so I can use some ??"

What she said ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst, but in my opinion funniest one liner from a (slightly pissed at the time)male friend of mine to a beautiful girl was

“I’d crawl naked through barbed wire to throw rocks at your shit”

I needed add it did not bear fruit

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By *exual-healingWoman
over a year ago

Lowestoft


"Worst, but in my opinion funniest one liner from a (slightly pissed at the time)male friend of mine to a beautiful girl was

“I’d crawl naked through barbed wire to throw rocks at your shit”

I needed add it did not bear fruit "

Oh I wonder why ?? lol

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By *oody69er OP   Man
over a year ago

midlands


"Worst, but in my opinion funniest one liner from a (slightly pissed at the time)male friend of mine to a beautiful girl was

“I’d crawl naked through barbed wire to throw rocks at your shit”

I needed add it did not bear fruit "

That is epic lol , I’ll not be using it anytime soon though lol . Bless him

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Come hear me again I'll taze ya....

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Come hear me again I'll taze ya.... "

* Near.....true story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to call your pussy opral fruit....as it's made to make my mouth water x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a one liner a while ago , “ can I be your little toe? so I can bang you on every piece of furniture “

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By *exual-healingWoman
over a year ago

Lowestoft


"Had a one liner a while ago , “ can I be your little toe? so I can bang you on every piece of furniture “ "

I bet the guys will use this lol

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

I know you're probably busy....but can you add me to your To-Do list?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bf asked me if I had pet insurance....I said what?....then he said he was about to pound my pussy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In response to a no. "So are you gay" only "if you were the last man on earth"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like your eggs, fried or fertilised? lol.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Worst, but in my opinion funniest one liner from a (slightly pissed at the time)male friend of mine to a beautiful girl was

“I’d crawl naked through barbed wire to throw rocks at your shit”

I needed add it did not bear fruit "

a wordsmith..how could that not work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

___________ this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Worst, but in my opinion funniest one liner from a (slightly pissed at the time)male friend of mine to a beautiful girl was

“I’d crawl naked through barbed wire to throw rocks at your shit”

I needed add it did not bear fruit

a wordsmith..how could that not work "

Yip, a true Irish poet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smile if you want to fuck me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Smile if you want to fuck me. "

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


" Smile if you want to fuck me. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most are really boring.

Message with cock pic. "Bet you want this big boy" my reply "I have heels bigger than that"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want the best 2.3 seconds of your life!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a one liner a while ago , “ can I be your little toe? so I can bang you on every piece of furniture “

I bet the guys will use this lol "

Got a feeling they just might lol

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