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"If I meet a man who flicks my switch, I consider myself lucky, not him." snap | |||
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"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. " So not random cock photos and want to fuck messages ha ha ha | |||
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"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. "  pretty much this for me too. | |||
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"If I meet a man who flicks my switch, I consider myself lucky, not him." Was he a electrician lol | |||
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"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. pretty much this for me too."Well f*ck my old boots. A blast from the past  | |||
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"Someone who respects my wishes, interests me, can engage in conversation for awhile until I'm comfortable, I find attractive, and logistics work to meet. " Wait.. You mean women actually engage in conversation on this site? | |||
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"Just one..... "And this too! | |||
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"Someone who respects my wishes, interests me, can engage in conversation for awhile until I'm comfortable, I find attractive, and logistics work to meet. Wait.. You mean women actually engage in conversation on this site? " With people who interest them, yes. | |||
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"Someone who respects my wishes, interests me, can engage in conversation for awhile until I'm comfortable, I find attractive, and logistics work to meet. Wait.. You mean women actually engage in conversation on this site? " No you're talking to yourself again | |||
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"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. pretty much this for me too."That works both ways, guys have a choice too... | |||
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"Someone who respects my wishes, interests me, can engage in conversation for awhile until I'm comfortable, I find attractive, and logistics work to meet. Wait.. You mean women actually engage in conversation on this site? With people who interest them, yes. " What initially interests you then? | |||
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"Someone who respects my wishes, interests me, can engage in conversation for awhile until I'm comfortable, I find attractive, and logistics work to meet. Wait.. You mean women actually engage in conversation on this site? No you're talking to yourself again" Lol i am when it comes to private chats | |||
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"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. pretty much this for me too.
That works both ways, guys have a choice too... "Literally nobody said they didn't. | |||
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"I know women get a lot of attention on here.. so I'm wondering how do you ladies whittle them all down to one lucky man for a meet? " Hang in there OP, there is only one lucky man, but his luck will mean he gets used up and burned out pretty soon, they they will all descend on the next lucky man. | |||
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"As I'm looking for regular and local, too much distance is a real deal breaker for me. " To be fair, you did choose to live a long way away  | |||
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"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. " | |||
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"Someone who respects my wishes, interests me, can engage in conversation for awhile until I'm comfortable, I find attractive, and logistics work to meet. Wait.. You mean women actually engage in conversation on this site? With people who interest them, yes. What initially interests you then? " Someone who's read my profile and I can tell, respects my wishes, and apart from that it's impossible to pinpoint, I just know it when I see it. This is also just my way of doing things, which will be different from anyone else's. | |||
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"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. pretty much this for me too.
That works both ways, guys have a choice too... "Do many guys really have a choice in women? I know if I was a woman and signed I with female gender I'd be like.. Right who should I fuck tonight. But as it is.. It's mission impossible to get a message from the oposite sex, nevermind meet for a coffee or sex! This is the reality | |||
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"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. pretty much this for me too.
That works both ways, guys have a choice too... " They’d be mad not too..!! | |||
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"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. " That's me out then
I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences! | |||
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"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. That's me out then
I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences! " | |||
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"I know women get a lot of attention on here.. so I'm wondering how do you ladies whittle them all down to one lucky man for a meet? Hang in there OP, there is only one lucky man, but his luck will mean he gets used up and burned out pretty soon, they they will all descend on the next lucky man. "Ah, okay lol | |||
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"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. pretty much this for me too.
That works both ways, guys have a choice too...
Do many guys really have a choice in women?
I know if I was a woman and signed I with female gender I'd be like.. Right who should I fuck tonight.
But as it is.. It's mission impossible to get a message from the oposite sex, nevermind meet for a coffee or sex!
This is the reality "You don't have to meet anyone you don't want to. You know this is all optional, right? | |||
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"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. That's me out then
I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences! "Tell me about it, not only have we got to be pretty but we've got to be intelligent too now. Anyone would think they were looking for a husband not just a fuck  | |||
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"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. pretty much this for me too.
That works both ways, guys have a choice too...
Literally nobody said they didn't."No, I was stating a converse point to the OP that it's ladies who do the choosing. I was agreeing with what you were saying but didn't articulate my point accurately. | |||
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"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. That's me out then
I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences! "Not my fault you're a bit simple Ghengheng | |||
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"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. pretty much this for me too.
That works both ways, guys have a choice too...
Do many guys really have a choice in women?
I know if I was a woman and signed I with female gender I'd be like.. Right who should I fuck tonight.
But as it is.. It's mission impossible to get a message from the oposite sex, nevermind meet for a coffee or sex!
This is the reality "Fuck tonight ..you do know this ain't a male brothel..where no guy is allowed to say no thanks..Reality.. maybe in your part of fab.. We all have the same choices yes please or no thanks, and anyone can say no at anytime.. Give your head a wobble fella.  | |||
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"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. pretty much this for me too.
That works both ways, guys have a choice too...
Literally nobody said they didn't.
No, I was stating a converse point to the OP that it's ladies who do the choosing.
I was agreeing with what you were saying but didn't articulate my point accurately. "Okie dokie  | |||
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"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. That's me out then
I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences!
Tell me about it, not only have we got to be pretty but we've got to be intelligent too now. Anyone would think they were looking for a husband not just a fuck "Eww no thanks. Legally binding is a bit of a lady boner killer. | |||
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"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. pretty much this for me too.
That works both ways, guys have a choice too...
Do many guys really have a choice in women?
I know if I was a woman and signed I with female gender I'd be like.. Right who should I fuck tonight.
But as it is.. It's mission impossible to get a message from the oposite sex, nevermind meet for a coffee or sex!
This is the reality "Bless ya!
You'd log on thinking "right who should I fuck tonight" but after tons of cheesy cock pics, rude messages and disrespectful snappy demands, your fanny would slam shut and you'd go eat a curly wurly instead. | |||
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"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. pretty much this for me too.
That works both ways, guys have a choice too...
Do many guys really have a choice in women?
I know if I was a woman and signed I with female gender I'd be like.. Right who should I fuck tonight.
But as it is.. It's mission impossible to get a message from the oposite sex, nevermind meet for a coffee or sex!
This is the reality
You don't have to meet anyone you don't want to. You know this is all optional, right? "Right. That option rarely if ever comes along though. | |||
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"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. " This. | |||
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"I know women get a lot of attention on here.. so I'm wondering how do you ladies whittle them all down to one lucky man for a meet? " Oh sweety, after whittling down from the dick pics and corny innuendo msgs etc.......there's probably a leg left.......and that's wooden.... | |||
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"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. pretty much this for me too.
That works both ways, guys have a choice too...
Do many guys really have a choice in women?
I know if I was a woman and signed I with female gender I'd be like.. Right who should I fuck tonight.
But as it is.. It's mission impossible to get a message from the oposite sex, nevermind meet for a coffee or sex!
This is the reality
Fuck tonight ..you do know this ain't a male brothel..where no guy is allowed to say no thanks..Reality.. maybe in your part of fab..
We all have the same choices yes please or no thanks, and anyone can say no at anytime..
Give your head a wobble fella. "You say that as if women are not spoilt for choice | |||
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"I know women get a lot of attention on here.. so I'm wondering how do you ladies whittle them all down to one lucky man for a meet? Oh sweety, after whittling down from the dick pics and corny innuendo msgs etc.......there's probably a leg left.......and that's wooden.... "ANYTHING is a dildo if you're fearless enough  | |||
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"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. " this. Most men don't keep my attention past the first couple of messages. If they do I'm invariably put off by something else. I consider myself lucky if I find someone | |||
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"I know women get a lot of attention on here.. so I'm wondering how do you ladies whittle them all down to one lucky man for a meet? " It's much easier than you'd imagine  | |||
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"I know women get a lot of attention on here.. so I'm wondering how do you ladies whittle them all down to one lucky man for a meet? Oh sweety, after whittling down from the dick pics and corny innuendo msgs etc.......there's probably a leg left.......and that's wooden....
ANYTHING is a dildo if you're fearless enough "FFS splinters!!!! | |||
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"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. pretty much this for me too.
That works both ways, guys have a choice too...
Do many guys really have a choice in women?
I know if I was a woman and signed I with female gender I'd be like.. Right who should I fuck tonight.
But as it is.. It's mission impossible to get a message from the oposite sex, nevermind meet for a coffee or sex!
This is the reality
Bless ya!
You'd log on thinking "right who should I fuck tonight" but after tons of cheesy cock pics, rude messages and disrespectful snappy demands, your fanny would slam shut and you'd go eat a curly wurly instead. "Can't be that bad aha | |||
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"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. That's me out then
I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences!
Tell me about it, not only have we got to be pretty but we've got to be intelligent too now. Anyone would think they were looking for a husband not just a fuck "Soap for Moriarty.... for swearing | |||
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"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. this. Most men don't keep my attention past the first couple of messages. If they do I'm invariably put off by something else. I consider myself lucky if I find someone" Same. There was always just that one little thing that made me think nah not for me! Could be just a word, a sentence, an opinion, whatever. But there was always something! | |||
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"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. That's me out then
I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences!
Tell me about it, not only have we got to be pretty but we've got to be intelligent too now. Anyone would think they were looking for a husband not just a fuck
Eww no thanks. Legally binding is a bit of a lady boner killer."Better just fuck the ones who are already married then | |||
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"I know women get a lot of attention on here.. so I'm wondering how do you ladies whittle them all down to one lucky man for a meet? Oh sweety, after whittling down from the dick pics and corny innuendo msgs etc.......there's probably a leg left.......and that's wooden....
ANYTHING is a dildo if you're fearless enough
FFS splinters!!!! "I said BRAVE! | |||
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"I know women get a lot of attention on here.. so I'm wondering how do you ladies whittle them all down to one lucky man for a meet? Oh sweety, after whittling down from the dick pics and corny innuendo msgs etc.......there's probably a leg left.......and that's wooden.... " | |||
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"I know women get a lot of attention on here.. so I'm wondering how do you ladies whittle them all down to one lucky man for a meet? Oh sweety, after whittling down from the dick pics and corny innuendo msgs etc.......there's probably a leg left.......and that's wooden....
ANYTHING is a dildo if you're fearless enough
FFS splinters!!!!
I said BRAVE! "I'm brave not stupid.. | |||
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 that a lot of guys don't place more value in themselves on here. The numbers thing only works against you if you buy into it..... | |||
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"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. That's me out then
I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences!
Tell me about it, not only have we got to be pretty but we've got to be intelligent too now. Anyone would think they were looking for a husband not just a fuck
Eww no thanks. Legally binding is a bit of a lady boner killer.
Better just fuck the ones who are already married then "Gladly if the wife's okay with it! | |||
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"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. That's me out then
I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences!
Tell me about it, not only have we got to be pretty but we've got to be intelligent too now. Anyone would think they were looking for a husband not just a fuck "Sorry.. what was that mate? I cant hear you with all this hoop jumping I'm having to do | |||
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"I know women get a lot of attention on here.. so I'm wondering how do you ladies whittle them all down to one lucky man for a meet? Oh sweety, after whittling down from the dick pics and corny innuendo msgs etc.......there's probably a leg left.......and that's wooden....
ANYTHING is a dildo if you're fearless enough
FFS splinters!!!!
I said BRAVE!
I'm brave not stupid.. "Some ppl thrive on a little pain | |||
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"I know women get a lot of attention on here.. so I'm wondering how do you ladies whittle them all down to one lucky man for a meet? Oh sweety, after whittling down from the dick pics and corny innuendo msgs etc.......there's probably a leg left.......and that's wooden....
ANYTHING is a dildo if you're fearless enough
FFS splinters!!!!
I said BRAVE!
I'm brave not stupid..
Some ppl thrive on a little pain "Splinters up ya foof is more than a little pain kid...... | |||
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"Oh and there are still those of us that aren't looking for "the one". We'll get jiggy with anyone "  | |||
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"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. pretty much this for me too.
That works both ways, guys have a choice too...
Do many guys really have a choice in women?
I know if I was a woman and signed I with female gender I'd be like.. Right who should I fuck tonight.
But as it is.. It's mission impossible to get a message from the oposite sex, nevermind meet for a coffee or sex!
This is the reality "But there is the difference between men and women. Most women don't want to fuck someone every night. Men often have different expectations from this site. | |||
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"I know women get a lot of attention on here.. so I'm wondering how do you ladies whittle them all down to one lucky man for a meet? Oh sweety, after whittling down from the dick pics and corny innuendo msgs etc.......there's probably a leg left.......and that's wooden....
ANYTHING is a dildo if you're fearless enough
FFS splinters!!!!
I said BRAVE!
I'm brave not stupid..
Some ppl thrive on a little pain
Splinters up ya foof is more than a little pain kid...... "With all that choice, there must be a guy with a nicely sanded and varnished leg on here....? | |||
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"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. That's me out then
I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences!
Tell me about it, not only have we got to be pretty but we've got to be intelligent too now. Anyone would think they were looking for a husband not just a fuck
Sorry.. what was that mate? I cant hear you with all this hoop jumping I'm having to do "At least it will keep you fit | |||
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"I know women get a lot of attention on here.. so I'm wondering how do you ladies whittle them all down to one lucky man for a meet? Oh sweety, after whittling down from the dick pics and corny innuendo msgs etc.......there's probably a leg left.......and that's wooden....
ANYTHING is a dildo if you're fearless enough
FFS splinters!!!!
I said BRAVE!
I'm brave not stupid..
Some ppl thrive on a little pain
Splinters up ya foof is more than a little pain kid...... "Call me kid again please its making me moist, I'm feeling old | |||
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"I know women get a lot of attention on here.. so I'm wondering how do you ladies whittle them all down to one lucky man for a meet? Oh sweety, after whittling down from the dick pics and corny innuendo msgs etc.......there's probably a leg left.......and that's wooden....
ANYTHING is a dildo if you're fearless enough
FFS splinters!!!!
I said BRAVE!
I'm brave not stupid..
Some ppl thrive on a little pain
Splinters up ya foof is more than a little pain kid......
With all that choice, there must be a guy with a nicely sanded and varnished leg on here....? "I'll keep you updated.... | |||
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"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. That's me out then
I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences! "I know it's ridiculous they should all queue up and take a ticket..and we should all fuck anyone that comes along.. | |||
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"You put it like the ladies of Fab sit there and go "eeny meeny miney mo" with us guys OP - and suggesting they "whittle" is insulting to both the ladies and other men in my view. Perhaps they spend their time getting to know people, getting a feel for them and finding out if they're on the same wavelength rather than blindly picking, just the same as any reasonable fella would do - seems to work for a lot of people anyway." You think the word whittle is insulting? I'm not good with words and I don't mean to insult anyone. What word would you use? | |||
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"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. That's me out then
I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences!
I know it's ridiculous they should all queue up and take a ticket..and we should all fuck anyone that comes along.. "I feel sorry for the last one of the day! Number 479 please! | |||
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"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. That's me out then
I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences!
I know it's ridiculous they should all queue up and take a ticket..and we should all fuck anyone that comes along.. "No.. I think it should be more like Bingo. Gotta be in it to win it | |||
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"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. That's me out then
I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences!
Lol...it would be more like Tesc's cheese counter...stinking bishop Sir?
Yuk....bit of sick..lolol
I know it's ridiculous they should all queue up and take a ticket..and we should all fuck anyone that comes along..
I feel sorry for the last one of the day! Number 479 please!" | |||
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"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. That's me out then
I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences!
Lol...it would be more like Tesc's cheese counter...stinking bishop Sir?
Yuk....bit of sick..lolol
I know it's ridiculous they should all queue up and take a ticket..and we should all fuck anyone that comes along..
I feel sorry for the last one of the day! Number 479 please!"It would be like Tesco's cheese counter...Stinking Bishop Sir?...yuk..bit of sick.. | |||
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"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. That's me out then
I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences!
I know it's ridiculous they should all queue up and take a ticket..and we should all fuck anyone that comes along..
No.. I think it should be more like Bingo. Gotta be in it to win it "Eyes down look in..have your dabbers ready.... | |||
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"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. That's me out then
I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences!
I know it's ridiculous they should all queue up and take a ticket..and we should all fuck anyone that comes along..
No.. I think it should be more like Bingo. Gotta be in it to win it "I'll write the numbers on ping pong balls and fire them out my foof | |||
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"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. That's me out then
I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences!
Lol...it would be more like Tesc's cheese counter...stinking bishop Sir?
Yuk....bit of sick..lolol
I know it's ridiculous they should all queue up and take a ticket..and we should all fuck anyone that comes along..
I feel sorry for the last one of the day! Number 479 please!
It would be like Tesco's cheese counter...Stinking Bishop Sir?...yuk..bit of sick.. "Oh no!  | |||
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"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. That's me out then
I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences!
I know it's ridiculous they should all queue up and take a ticket..and we should all fuck anyone that comes along..
No.. I think it should be more like Bingo. Gotta be in it to win it
Eyes down look in..have your dabbers ready.... "Yeah.. shouldn't just be a list.. need to have some effort at least | |||
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"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. That's me out then
I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences!
I know it's ridiculous they should all queue up and take a ticket..and we should all fuck anyone that comes along..
No.. I think it should be more like Bingo. Gotta be in it to win it
I'll write the numbers on ping pong balls and fire them out my foof "Well there's a second career..oh no Sticky Vicky beat you to it.. | |||
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"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. That's me out then
I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences!
I know it's ridiculous they should all queue up and take a ticket..and we should all fuck anyone that comes along..
No.. I think it should be more like Bingo. Gotta be in it to win it
I'll write the numbers on ping pong balls and fire them out my foof "HOUSE! | |||
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I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences!
I know it's ridiculous they should all queue up and take a ticket..and we should all fuck anyone that comes along..
No.. I think it should be more like Bingo. Gotta be in it to win it
I'll write the numbers on ping pong balls and fire them out my foof "....just caught one over here....that's some aim Lacey.... | |||
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I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences!
I know it's ridiculous they should all queue up and take a ticket..and we should all fuck anyone that comes along..
No.. I think it should be more like Bingo. Gotta be in it to win it
I'll write the numbers on ping pong balls and fire them out my foof
Well there's a second career..oh no Sticky Vicky beat you to it.. "Damn how do I make it original? Ping pong balls on fire? | |||
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I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences!
I know it's ridiculous they should all queue up and take a ticket..and we should all fuck anyone that comes along..
No.. I think it should be more like Bingo. Gotta be in it to win it
I'll write the numbers on ping pong balls and fire them out my foof
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I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences!
I know it's ridiculous they should all queue up and take a ticket..and we should all fuck anyone that comes along..
No.. I think it should be more like Bingo. Gotta be in it to win it
I'll write the numbers on ping pong balls and fire them out my foof
....just caught one over here....that's some aim Lacey.... "*An arrow pierces your ping pong ball. Attached is a note* We know what you said about us Last Summer! | |||
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"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. That's me out then
I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences!
I know it's ridiculous they should all queue up and take a ticket..and we should all fuck anyone that comes along..
No.. I think it should be more like Bingo. Gotta be in it to win it
I'll write the numbers on ping pong balls and fire them out my foof
....just caught one over here....that's some aim Lacey....
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I dunno.. people and their fucking preferences!
I know it's ridiculous they should all queue up and take a ticket..and we should all fuck anyone that comes along..
No.. I think it should be more like Bingo. Gotta be in it to win it
I'll write the numbers on ping pong balls and fire them out my foof
....just caught one over here....that's some aim Lacey....
*An arrow pierces your ping pong ball. Attached is a note*
We know what you said about us Last Summer!"
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Which is the anal side? I'd like that one please "The one just inside my yurt. | |||
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Which is the anal side? I'd like that one please
The one just inside my yurt.
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"You put it like the ladies of Fab sit there and go "eeny meeny miney mo" with us guys OP - and suggesting they "whittle" is insulting to both the ladies and other men in my view. Perhaps they spend their time getting to know people, getting a feel for them and finding out if they're on the same wavelength rather than blindly picking, just the same as any reasonable fella would do - seems to work for a lot of people anyway. You think the word whittle is insulting? I'm not good with words and I don't mean to insult anyone. What word would you use? It's insulting in so much as it suggests some kind of random selection process based on not a great deal. I wouldn't even have asked the question personally but if I really had to I'd have phrased it something like "Knowing that you ladies get inundated with messages, how do you possibly decide who you are interested in finding out more about and seeing if there is sufficient connection there to meet them?" Yes, it's essentially asking the same thing, but in a lot better way. My brain isn't with it at the moment Cheer up OP. Fancy a game of extreme ping pong?" Sure il sit there with my mouth open to catch them and whittle the ones out, who I miss. | |||
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Which is the anal side? I'd like that one please
The one just inside my yurt.
Thd entire Horde has been inside "The entire horde has been inside your anus? Impressive! | |||
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I whittle people down.. carve beautiful figurines out of them, turn them into Voodoo Dolls and such.
Which is the anal side? I'd like that one please
The one just inside my yurt.
Thd entire Horde has been inside
The entire horde has been inside your anus? Impressive!"Knew that'd get you dripping | |||
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"Someone got into the anal side of bed this evening
I whittle people down.. carve beautiful figurines out of them, turn them into Voodoo Dolls and such.
Which is the anal side? I'd like that one please
The one just inside my yurt.
Thd entire Horde has been inside
The entire horde has been inside your anus? Impressive!"he's ever so accommodating for the Horde.... | |||
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I whittle people down.. carve beautiful figurines out of them, turn them into Voodoo Dolls and such.
Which is the anal side? I'd like that one please
The one just inside my yurt.
Thd entire Horde has been inside
The entire horde has been inside your anus? Impressive!
he's ever so accommodating for the Horde.... "Gotta keep my peoples happy. One love Jah | |||
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I whittle people down.. carve beautiful figurines out of them, turn them into Voodoo Dolls and such.
Which is the anal side? I'd like that one please
The one just inside my yurt.
Thd entire Horde has been inside
The entire horde has been inside your anus? Impressive!
Knew that'd get you dripping "A little... Also incredibly amused with myself! And just a smidge nervous I'm getting myself into whole heaps of trouble. | |||
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"Whos anus Uranus, its massive "I having been reading all this. I said I'd catch the balls but then i read anus, I was thinking who's lol | |||
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I was trying to impress LaceyRed with how much of an anus I actually am. | |||
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"They invite us all at once to a social and we battle it out with pool noodles. The last man standing gets to take the lady for another date, the losers pay for coffee/tea/donuts. I'll be fighting to the Death then because I'm skint
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Death by pool noodle is the ultimate Darwin award
I'm not paying for other peoples donuts.. Mongol got principles n shiyt"Bullshit you guys shag anything in sight | |||
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"They invite us all at once to a social and we battle it out with pool noodles. The last man standing gets to take the lady for another date, the losers pay for coffee/tea/donuts. I'll be fighting to the Death then because I'm skint
Death by pool noodle is the ultimate Darwin award
I'm not paying for other peoples donuts.. Mongol got principles n shiyt
Bullshit you guys shag anything in sight "Long term battle strategy. | |||
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"Then the Horde chased me in here and declared war on me with a noted arrow from a magic ping pong ball shot from Lacey's anus...I mean foof.... "To be fair.. you did insinuate they were a bit dim.. They gossip, word got out.. | |||
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"Whos anus Uranus, its massive
I having been reading all this. I said I'd catch the balls but then i read anus, I was thinking who's lol "Sorry OP! Didn't mean to crash your thread *slaps wrist* | |||
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"By the time I've worked out what's going on in this thread now it'll be time for my bed, so I'm not going to bother. Such a shame, 3 ladies were fighting over you but then settled for a foursome..." Same old same old | |||
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"By the time I've worked out what's going on in this thread now it'll be time for my bed, so I'm not going to bother. You’re off the market, off you pop... "Alternatively I've been broken in, house trained and come with a recommendation. I'm a low risk lay | |||
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"By the time I've worked out what's going on in this thread now it'll be time for my bed, so I'm not going to bother. You’re off the market, off you pop...
Alternatively I've been broken in, house trained and come with a recommendation. I'm a low risk but amazing lay "FIFY | |||
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"By the time I've worked out what's going on in this thread now it'll be time for my bed, so I'm not going to bother. .....blame the Horde....they are running a late night mock on this thread.... "*An arrow thuds into the ground at your feet - a note is attached* Pinky promise? | |||
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"By the time I've worked out what's going on in this thread now it'll be time for my bed, so I'm not going to bother. You’re off the market, off you pop...
Alternatively I've been broken in, house trained and come with a recommendation. I'm a low risk but amazing lay FIFY "Don't go and make promises I can't keep! | |||
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*An arrow thuds into the ground at your feet - a note is attached*
Pinky promise?"pulls out a peace offering pie for the Horde and offers up a pinky promise for truce.....
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"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. pretty much this for me too.
That works both ways, guys have a choice too...
Do many guys really have a choice in women?
I know if I was a woman and signed I with female gender I'd be like.. Right who should I fuck tonight.
But as it is.. It's mission impossible to get a message from the oposite sex, nevermind meet for a coffee or sex!
This is the reality
You don't have to meet anyone you don't want to. You know this is all optional, right?
Right. That option rarely if ever comes along though. "I would say this is a good example of how to whittle down the choice. Moaning about not having any choice and jumping at the first opportunity smacks of desperation of of someone willing to shag anything. Massive turn off. | |||
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"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. pretty much this for me too.
That works both ways, guys have a choice too...
Do many guys really have a choice in women?
I know if I was a woman and signed I with female gender I'd be like.. Right who should I fuck tonight.
But as it is.. It's mission impossible to get a message from the oposite sex, nevermind meet for a coffee or sex!
This is the reality
You don't have to meet anyone you don't want to. You know this is all optional, right?
Right. That option rarely if ever comes along though.
I would say this is a good example of how to whittle down the choice. Moaning about not having any choice and jumping at the first opportunity smacks of desperation of of someone willing to shag anything. Massive turn off. "I never jump at the first opportunity. I have to be attracted to them. | |||
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"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. pretty much this for me too.
That works both ways, guys have a choice too...
Do many guys really have a choice in women?
I know if I was a woman and signed I with female gender I'd be like.. Right who should I fuck tonight.
But as it is.. It's mission impossible to get a message from the oposite sex, nevermind meet for a coffee or sex!
This is the reality
You don't have to meet anyone you don't want to. You know this is all optional, right?
Right. That option rarely if ever comes along though.
I would say this is a good example of how to whittle down the choice. Moaning about not having any choice and jumping at the first opportunity smacks of desperation of of someone willing to shag anything. Massive turn off.
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"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. pretty much this for me too.
That works both ways, guys have a choice too...
Do many guys really have a choice in women?
I know if I was a woman and signed I with female gender I'd be like.. Right who should I fuck tonight.
But as it is.. It's mission impossible to get a message from the oposite sex, nevermind meet for a coffee or sex!
This is the reality
Fuck tonight ..you do know this ain't a male brothel..where no guy is allowed to say no thanks..Reality.. maybe in your part of fab..
We all have the same choices yes please or no thanks, and anyone can say no at anytime..
Give your head a wobble fella.
You say that as if women are not spoilt for choice "Your first statement was more guys don't have a choice. Spoilt for choice, how so? you mean they get lots of attention ? Don't believe all you read, some do get lots of messages, not all, even if they do get lots of attention if none are what they seek its of zero use.. if they do find someone that interests the other party is allowed to say no thanks as well. News flash for you op.. sex ain't compulsory no matter who instigates the conversation. I say no thanks more than I say yes please. | |||
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"Sorry girls you cannot have my penis
Sorry to burst your bubble...I don't want it "yeah yeah yeah your just like the rest trying to save face | |||
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"I have to be honest that logging into a sea of yellow isn't always a blessing that some men think it is. Men are more encouraged to use the search functions to "pick their own" sometimes I just feel like I can't be bothered. And as someone earlier on said, once you filter through terrible cock pics, insults, one word message's or novels about sex acts I'm not interested in ,that bar of chocolate is way more appealing than any man on here could be! Suddenly our view is tainted too. " Bring on the curly wurly! | |||
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"Sorry girls you cannot have my penis
Sorry to burst your bubble...I don't want it yeah yeah yeah your just like the rest trying to save face "Theres a thread here just waiting to happen | |||
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"By the time I've worked out what's going on in this thread now it'll be time for my bed, so I'm not going to bother. .....blame the Horde....they are running a late night mock on this thread....
*An arrow thuds into the ground at your feet - a note is attached*
Pinky promise?
pulls out a peace offering pie for the Horde and offers up a pinky promise for truce.....
until next time we duel "*The Horde are happy, truce declared* | |||
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" .....blame the Horde....they are running a late night mock on this thread....
*An arrow thuds into the ground at your feet - a note is attached*
Pinky promise?
pulls out a peace offering pie for the Horde and offers up a pinky promise for truce.....
until next time we duel
*The Horde are happy, truce declared*"phew.....wipes sweat ladened furrowed brow....I can finally sleep easy from the ravenous Horde... | |||
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"Honestly I'm mostly won over by someone who makes me laugh. Also I can be wooed by intelligence, wisdom and being passionate about similar things to me. pretty much this for me too.
That works both ways, guys have a choice too...
Do many guys really have a choice in women?
I know if I was a woman and signed I with female gender I'd be like.. Right who should I fuck tonight.
But as it is.. It's mission impossible to get a message from the oposite sex, nevermind meet for a coffee or sex!
This is the reality
Bless ya!
You'd log on thinking "right who should I fuck tonight" but after tons of cheesy cock pics, rude messages and disrespectful snappy demands, your fanny would slam shut and you'd go eat a curly wurly instead. "Chocolate orange minis and wine for me tonight. | |||
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" .....blame the Horde....they are running a late night mock on this thread....
*An arrow thuds into the ground at your feet - a note is attached*
Pinky promise?
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until next time we duel
*The Horde are happy, truce declared*
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