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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

I'm a great believer in you're never to old to stop learning.

So let's have your random facts to spread a little knowledge and learning

Most WOW I didn't know that fact wins a curly wurly

I'll start with The word SWIMS reads the same upside down,

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Objects really are closer than they appear....

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ah ha! My kind of thread!

Okey dokey: Did you know that moths cannot (or possibly refuse to) fly during an earthquake?

Scientists are baffled as to why however.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Humans ar the only animal with chins

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"Objects really are closer than they appear.... "

Absolutely,

It's difficult to tell if it's a small object up close or a larger object a long way away

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Swindon Town are unique in the football league. Why?

They are the only club that does not have a letter from the word ‘mackerel’ in their name

Confession - I learnt this from a post on Fab a few months back.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Humans ar the only animal with chins"

what about elephants

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By *atisfying jackMan
over a year ago

Hereford

As well as orbiting the sun as a solar system we are orbiting a super massive black hole at the centre of our galaxy and further to that as a galaxy we are falling through space (although up, down, left , right has no meaning...so moving very fast in a certain direction)

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

The light at the end of the tunnel is more than likely a train

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"As well as orbiting the sun as a solar system we are orbiting a super massive black hole at the centre of our galaxy and further to that as a galaxy we are falling through space (although up, down, left , right has no meaning...so moving very fast in a certain direction)"

I was so going to say that

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.


"Humans ar the only animal with chins

what about elephants "

My cats have chins

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

male honey bees blind the queen during sex

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Chelsea are the only London club to have won the Champions league.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

According to a study conducted by The State University of New York, semen can actually help fight depression. This is due to the fact that it apparently contains chemicals that can elevate one’s mood, increase affection, and additionally, induce sleep.

With this in mind, can I just advertise the fact that I actually have a supply of the stuff ‘on tap’ so to speak so if anyone’s interested......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snails are the second deadliest animal on the planet

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Butterflies taste with their feet.

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By *atisfying jackMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"As well as orbiting the sun as a solar system we are orbiting a super massive black hole at the centre of our galaxy and further to that as a galaxy we are falling through space (although up, down, left , right has no meaning...so moving very fast in a certain direction)

I was so going to say that "
sorry

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"Humans ar the only animal with chins

what about elephants "

And chimps, gorillas, lemurs, orang-utans....etc?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Under a local bye-law which has never been repealed, it is legal for a man born within the city walls of York to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow within the city

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

The Sun burns off 4 million tonnes of mass per second.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"As well as orbiting the sun as a solar system we are orbiting a super massive black hole at the centre of our galaxy and further to that as a galaxy we are falling through space (although up, down, left , right has no meaning...so moving very fast in a certain direction)

I was so going to say that sorry "

and rightly so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The main cause of global warming is the methane expelled by cows farting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is an animal that Never Dies!.

the immortal jellyfish

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Octopuses have 3 hearts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cows can't wee while walking

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Under a local bye-law which has never been repealed, it is legal for a man born within the city walls of York to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow within the city"

We have this in Chester but it's a Welshman with a crossbow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its near impossible to hum while holding your nose

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Pineapple is mildly flesh eating

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Its near impossible to hum while holding your nose"

you know... I just had to try it

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

We Went to the Moon Before We Thought to Put Wheels on Luggage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its near impossible to hum while holding your nose

you know... I just had to try it "

It's impossible to lick your own elbow too

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Its near impossible to hum while holding your nose

you know... I just had to try it

It's impossible to lick your own elbow too"

here I go again..Yes I concur

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

One for all you arachnophobes now (as I’m such a kind hearted soul)

Did you know that the bite of the fearsome Brazilian wandering spider can cause Priapism (prolonged and extremely painful erections) in male victims?

Oh.....and as an after thought, the venom frequently kills the victim to.

Fear not though, the species isn’t found on our shores although don’t be too complacent just yet because did you also know that it is estimated that one is never more than ten feet away from a spider at any given time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humans are the only animal to feel embarrassed AND only ones who need to!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can not sneeze with your eyes open

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"Humans ar the only animal with chins

what about elephants

And chimps, gorillas, lemurs, orang-utans....etc?

"

If you’re looking across all of the hominids which is the family tree after the split with chimpanzees, there are not really that many traits that we can point to that we can say are exclusively human. Those animals all walked on two legs. The one thing that really sticks out is the chin. While other animals have jaws no others besides humans have the little section of bone on the lower jaw that juts past the teeth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cows can walk upstairs but not down.

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By *ingdangdoo82Man
over a year ago

sheffield/Derbyshire border

A well known fact is that humans share 98% of their DNA with chimpanzees but we also share 50% of our DNA with bananas. Which half of you is banana?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

The US Supreme Court building has a basketball court on the fifth floor which is known as "The highest court in the land".

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

We swallow about 8 spiders when sleeping (not in 1 go)

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By *inkyrobinMan
over a year ago

Close to you

Queen Elizabeth II is a trained mechanic

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


"Under a local bye-law which has never been repealed, it is legal for a man born within the city walls of York to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow within the city

We have this in Chester but it's a Welshman with a crossbow."

Hate to burst your bubble, but it's no longer true

"A spokesperson for the Law Commission said: “It is illegal to shoot a Welsh or Scottish person regardless of the day, location or choice of weaponry.

“The idea that it may once have been allowed in Chester appears to arise from a reputed City Ordinance of 1403, passed in response to the Glyndwr Rising, and imposing a curfew on Welshmen in the city.

“However, it is not even clear that this Ordinance ever existed"

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"Cows can't wee while walking"

Neither can I!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A well known fact is that humans share 98% of their DNA with chimpanzees but we also share 50% of our DNA with bananas. Which half of you is banana?"

the half that looks like Michelle fife-er

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bees have hairy knees.. To collect pollen with

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"A well known fact is that humans share 98% of their DNA with chimpanzees but we also share 50% of our DNA with bananas. Which half of you is banana?"

Bottom half. Like mermaid.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Under a local bye-law which has never been repealed, it is legal for a man born within the city walls of York to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow within the city

We have this in Chester but it's a Welshman with a crossbow.

Hate to burst your bubble, but it's no longer true

"A spokesperson for the Law Commission said: “It is illegal to shoot a Welsh or Scottish person regardless of the day, location or choice of weaponry.

“The idea that it may once have been allowed in Chester appears to arise from a reputed City Ordinance of 1403, passed in response to the Glyndwr Rising, and imposing a curfew on Welshmen in the city.

“However, it is not even clear that this Ordinance ever existed""

Damn it. What am I going to do with all my Welsh enemies I lured to Chester now!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Found this one on google:

If pinocchio says "My nose will grow now" it would cause a paradox

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


"Under a local bye-law which has never been repealed, it is legal for a man born within the city walls of York to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow within the city

We have this in Chester but it's a Welshman with a crossbow.

Hate to burst your bubble, but it's no longer true

"A spokesperson for the Law Commission said: “It is illegal to shoot a Welsh or Scottish person regardless of the day, location or choice of weaponry.

“The idea that it may once have been allowed in Chester appears to arise from a reputed City Ordinance of 1403, passed in response to the Glyndwr Rising, and imposing a curfew on Welshmen in the city.

“However, it is not even clear that this Ordinance ever existed"

Damn it. What am I going to do with all my Welsh enemies I lured to Chester now!?"

Tie them to the St Andrews cross in the Townhouse ?

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"Chelsea are the only London club to have won the Champions league."
only the one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

One from QI.

Slave ownership was still 'legal' within the UK up until 2010 !

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Humans ar the only animal with chins

what about elephants

And chimps, gorillas, lemurs, orang-utans....etc?

If you’re looking across all of the hominids which is the family tree after the split with chimpanzees, there are not really that many traits that we can point to that we can say are exclusively human. Those animals all walked on two legs. The one thing that really sticks out is the chin. While other animals have jaws no others besides humans have the little section of bone on the lower jaw that juts past the teeth.

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google search..

Surprising and almost ludicrous, it may sound, but it is apparently true - we are the only two species to have chins. Although there is often debate as to whether the same term of "chin" can be used for elephants, the feature is arguably the same in both species.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Under a local bye-law which has never been repealed, it is legal for a man born within the city walls of York to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow within the city

We have this in Chester but it's a Welshman with a crossbow.

Hate to burst your bubble, but it's no longer true

"A spokesperson for the Law Commission said: “It is illegal to shoot a Welsh or Scottish person regardless of the day, location or choice of weaponry.

“The idea that it may once have been allowed in Chester appears to arise from a reputed City Ordinance of 1403, passed in response to the Glyndwr Rising, and imposing a curfew on Welshmen in the city.

“However, it is not even clear that this Ordinance ever existed"

Damn it. What am I going to do with all my Welsh enemies I lured to Chester now!?

Tie them to the St Andrews cross in the Townhouse ? "

I'd have to lug them all the way to the Wirral first! Might just throw them in the canal.

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

One from QI.

Slave ownership was still 'legal' within the UK up until 2010 !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are more planets in the universe than grains of sand on earth

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Here’s a rather delightful ornithological factoid:

Bassian thrushes have been known to dislodge their prey from piles of leaves by directing their farts at them(!!!) The expulsion of the arse gas shifts the leaf-litter on the ground and apparently provokes worms to move around, thus revealing their location.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"One from QI.

Slave ownership was still 'legal' within the UK up until 2010 !"

thats shocking

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"Humans ar the only animal with chins

what about elephants

And chimps, gorillas, lemurs, orang-utans....etc?

If you’re looking across all of the hominids which is the family tree after the split with chimpanzees, there are not really that many traits that we can point to that we can say are exclusively human. Those animals all walked on two legs. The one thing that really sticks out is the chin. While other animals have jaws no others besides humans have the little section of bone on the lower jaw that juts past the teeth.

google search..

Surprising and almost ludicrous, it may sound, but it is apparently true - we are the only two species to have chins. Although there is often debate as to whether the same term of "chin" can be used for elephants, the feature is arguably the same in both species.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seals fuck penguins against their will.

*Drops the mic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donald Trump ..

star sign Gemini.

Boris Johnson star sign Gemini .

Jeremy Corbyn star sign Gemini.

what's going on !

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By *atisfying jackMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Your body is completely different than it was 10 years ago. You replace all the cells in your body around every 7-10 years meaning you're a whole new person.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Seals fuck penguins against their will.

*Drops the mic"

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Oh, one I remember reading a while ago, all the skin that you can see on your body is dead. The average adult is effectively carrying around 5lb of dead skin.

Lovely.

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

There are more atoms in a grain of sand than there are stars in the observable universe.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Slugs have sat nav with my address in......

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By *ertnsarahCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich


"Swindon Town are unique in the football league. Why?

They are the only club that does not have a letter from the word ‘mackerel’ in their name

Confession - I learnt this from a post on Fab a few months back. "

Hull City are also unique in that they are the only team with no letters in their name with a fully enclosed part that can be coloured in.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Horses can not vomit (weird but apparently true).

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Slugs have sat nav with my address in......"

it could be worse it could be snails...to quote a poster above.

Snails are the second deadliest animal on the planet

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Slugs have sat nav with my address in......

it could be worse it could be snails...to quote a poster above.

Snails are the second deadliest animal on the planet "

Snails? he,s been using Wikipedia!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Penguins do have knees

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

All public officials and attorneys in Kentucky must swear an oath that they have not fought a duel with deadly weapons nor acted as a second in another person’s duel. The oath took effect in 1848.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Slugs have sat nav with my address in......

it could be worse it could be snails...to quote a poster above.

Snails are the second deadliest animal on the planet

Snails? he,s been using Wikipedia! "

on another bright note the snails would kill the slugs..I'm ever the optimist

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By *atisfying jackMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Cleopatra lived closer to the reign of dinosaurs than to the modern day.

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By *st 1972Man
over a year ago

Kingswinford


"Humans ar the only animal with chins"

Sometimes more than one

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

The average adult human has 2 to 9 pounds of bacteria in his or her body

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The Ridgeway which runs from Wiltshire to Berkshire is officially the UK’s oldest road and dates back over 5000 years. It is not however the first Tarmac road in the UK; The honour of this distinction dates back to a road laid in 1902 in Nottingham.

How absolutely riveting eh? I trust that none of you reading this will suffer any insomnia tonight.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's illegal to tie an alligator to a lampost in Texas

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By *ttis669Man
over a year ago

Warrington


"A well known fact is that humans share 98% of their DNA with chimpanzees but we also share 50% of our DNA with bananas. Which half of you is banana?"

This could be why the population remains 50/50 men / women

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Despite their name, naked mole rats (the most awesome creatures on earth by the way!) are neither moles nor rats (nor are they totally hairless for that matter). In fact, they are more closely related to porcupines and guinea pigs.

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By *ingdangdoo82Man
over a year ago

sheffield/Derbyshire border

A strawberry isn't a berry but a watermelon is. Think they fucked up when naming fruits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have one bollock lower than the other

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"Your body is completely different than it was 10 years ago. You replace all the cells in your body around every 7-10 years meaning you're a whole new person."

Explain my tattoos then...

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"Cleopatra lived closer to the reign of dinosaurs than to the modern day."

Correction,Cleopatra lived closer to the present day than the building of the pyramids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Celtic were the first British club to win the European Cup (Lisbon lions)

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

If you tear a hole in a net, there are less holes than before you ripped it.

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By *ike73300Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

9,man and penis all sound the same in Cantonese. You have to be very careful with pronunciation

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By *indkink82Man
over a year ago

Caistor

Kokot is a Polish Surname, but in Czech it means 'Prick' now Mr Prick I will give you a sharp scratch and you will be penatrated forthwith! ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you tear a hole in a net, there are less holes than before you ripped it."

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Prairie Dogs say Hello with kisses

Let's be like Prairie dogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Bumble Bee has to flap its wings 240 times a second to be able to fly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its near impossible to hum while holding your nose"

I tried of course and didn’t struggle. Now I have A party trick. - Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to Genesis 1:20-22, the chicken came before the egg.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Cats give love bites....

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Cats give love bites...."
suzuki has a biger cock than most men on fab

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail


"Cows can't wee while walking"
Yes. And the bull made me shit myself when running.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Cats give love bites.... suzuki has a biger cock than most men on fab "

Haaaaaaaaaa this is true......

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Autocorrect is a real, tiny person that lives inside your phone and is determined to destroy your life

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By *heHornyChefMan
over a year ago

derby

A whales penis is called a 'dork'

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Humans are the only animal with chins

what about elephants "

What about gorillas ?

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

A Ginger's freckles represent stolen souls

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

The word gullible doesn’t appear in the dictionary at all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a few males that do this regular at the end of it though hahaha

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By *eeman1000Man
over a year ago

durham

Shops sell clocks and watches with the time showing 10mins to 2.

Because your more likely to buy it if it looks like a happy face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

our hands have fingertips but we walk on tiptoes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cows can't wee while walking"

Cows can walk upstairs but not back down them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Donald Trump ..

star sign Gemini.

Boris Johnson star sign Gemini .

Jeremy Corbyn star sign Gemini.

what's going on !"

I share my star sign with those cockwombles?! Well that’s disappointing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my penis is the same size as an argos pen

also i am now banned from argos

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I know a few males that do this regular at the end of it though hahaha "

What are you referring to ?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Its near impossible to hum while holding your nose"
Haha so it is

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

If you have appendicitis you can't stand on one leg.

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By *oss and SuzieCouple
over a year ago

Porthmadog

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose"

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Michael Jackson picked his nose from a catalogue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Venus is the hottest planet in our solar system

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By *BN19Couple
over a year ago

Reading

A banana has 108 calories. A gin & tonic has 91 calories

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Venus is the hottest planet in our solar system"

And spins in a clockwise direction, other planets spin anti-clockwise, although Uranus has its axis at 90 degrees to vertical

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Final duck comics were banned in Finland because he didn’t wear anything down below

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

You’re born with 300 bones, but by the time your an adult you only have 206

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

It is illegal to have sex whilst playing chess in Tallinn, Estonia.

‘My Bishop enters your Queen.....’

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Before was was was, was was is...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

666 in the Book of Revelations was a reference to the Roman Empire or Nero.. not to the devil

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

A bag of brazil nuts are radioactive enough to set off the radiation detectors in a nuclear power station

Also the brazil nut is the only nut that is know to trigger a sexually transmitted allergic reaction i.e. if you have sex with someone who has eaten some it can set off your allergy

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"A bag of brazil nuts are radioactive enough to set off the radiation detectors in a nuclear power station

Also the brazil nut is the only nut that is know to trigger a sexually transmitted allergic reaction i.e. if you have sex with someone who has eaten some it can set off your allergy "

maybe be need a Brazil nut disclosure on profiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elephants can sense earthquakes..or so I've heard anyway...

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By *inkflower_redthornCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

There is more sugar in tomato sauce than icecream x

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

If you send a wedding invite to every billionaire you can find there is a 50/50 chance their assistant will send a gift without checking who the fuck you are..

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

All Chris Hemsworths space scenes in the Avengers movie were filmed on earth due primarily to his oxygen dependency.

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By *adyHWoman
over a year ago

South Glos

In medieval times the stairs in castles etc would have the top step unequal to the others in order to trip any intruders thus waking the occupants to an attack

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Scientists now believe that approx 2% of the earth's water at any given time is found on Tupperware lids being removed from dishwashers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All Chris Hemsworths space scenes in the Avengers movie were filmed on earth due primarily to his oxygen dependency."

Hahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"In medieval times the stairs in castles etc would have the top step unequal to the others in order to trip any intruders thus waking the occupants to an attack "

The japanese invented the "nightingale floor" in houses of rich lord. Metal collars were placed around the nails holding them down. It was possible to tune them so it was possible to hear where an intruder was in the house. Dividing walls made of rice paper made it more difficult for them to use the walls to climb up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are 17 species of aniamal named after star wars characters

S(m)

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I can hum while holding my nose

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By *ojos party boyMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

Did you know the average fab male sends over 247 cock photos without anyone asking?

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By *adyHWoman
over a year ago

South Glos


"In medieval times the stairs in castles etc would have the top step unequal to the others in order to trip any intruders thus waking the occupants to an attack

The japanese invented the "nightingale floor" in houses of rich lord. Metal collars were placed around the nails holding them down. It was possible to tune them so it was possible to hear where an intruder was in the house. Dividing walls made of rice paper made it more difficult for them to use the walls to climb up."

Interesting I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Humans ar the only animal with chins

what about elephants "

Pigs have chins too

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By *r-OrangeMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

The swimming pools on the Titanic are still full of water

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By *umlover19Man
over a year ago

DONCASTER

Ants never sleep

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By *umlover19Man
over a year ago

DONCASTER


"You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose

.

Michael Jackson picked his nose from a catalogue."

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"A banana has 108 calories. A gin & tonic has 91 calories"

I'm sure my measures of gin have more than 91 calories

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

I am a member of the Pathological Liars Association.

In fact, i'm the president of that organisation. I get a free Bentley and chauffer, every other weekend spent with Holly Willoughby and some magic beans.

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"In medieval times the stairs in castles etc would have the top step unequal to the others in order to trip any intruders thus waking the occupants to an attack "

The circular staircases run clockwise as you go up them, as this impedes a swordsman who is on the attack, but allows the castles defender to use his sword unimpeded.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s biggest muscle on human body that only connected at one end?????

And no it’s no a cock!!!

The tongue

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"According to Genesis 1:20-22, the chicken came before the egg."

Not according to their first album.

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"666 in the Book of Revelations was a reference to the Roman Empire or Nero.. not to the devil"

Its nothing to do with Satan, its the number of man. Only those with the mark will be able to trade etc.

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By *ecretpantyTV/TS
over a year ago

lisburn

If all the water on earth was put in a bucket , and then you put your hands in the bucket and then lift then out and shake, well the water that is left on your hand is equates to the amount off fresh water on earth. Not very much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We can’t make water , only reuse so we are drinking the same water the dinosaurs where pissing!!! Think how many bodies your next drink water been through lol,

Only know as work in water industry

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"We can’t make water , only reuse so we are drinking the same water the dinosaurs where pissing!!! Think how many bodies your next drink water been through lol,

Only know as work in water industry "

Incorrect, water is made by a chemical reaction

I have made water during chemistry lessons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We can’t make water , only reuse so we are drinking the same water the dinosaurs where pissing!!! Think how many bodies your next drink water been through lol,

Only know as work in water industry

Incorrect, water is made by a chemical reaction

I have made water during chemistry lessons "

Correct but the reaction is releasing the water that was present when the chemical was formed, look at it this way if we could make it would be any famine or water shortages, sea water costs a bomb to filter at the moment but clever bods have almost perfected a new way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cows can't wee while walking

Cows can walk upstairs but not back down them"

And that is why I have a herd of cattle in my attic!

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By *ackey102Man
over a year ago

South Norfolk

Money for old rope.....when they use to sell old rope from sail ships

Dead ringer......the rich many years back use to tie a rope/string to the wrist the if the person come to in the coffin they use to dig you up, hence a dead ringer.

Buried at Sea, the last stitch use to be through your nose just to see if you wasn't blaggjng it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shops sell clocks and watches with the time showing 10mins to 2.

Because your more likely to buy it if it looks like a happy face "

I think you mean ten past ten.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broken glass tastes like blood x

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"

The circular staircases run clockwise as you go up them, as this impedes a swordsman who is on the attack, but allows the castles defender to use his sword unimpeded."

But what if he was left handed ?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Bacon was used to make explosives in ww2.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The swimming pools on the Titanic are still full of water "
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ooooo I'm going to use that as a nonsense reply to an arguement,.good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Humans ar the only animal with chins

what about elephants

Pigs have chins too "

and chin-panzees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Under a local bye-law which has never been repealed, it is legal for a man born within the city walls of York to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow within the city

We have this in Chester but it's a Welshman with a crossbow.

Hate to burst your bubble, but it's no longer true

"A spokesperson for the Law Commission said: “It is illegal to shoot a Welsh or Scottish person regardless of the day, location or choice of weaponry.

“The idea that it may once have been allowed in Chester appears to arise from a reputed City Ordinance of 1403, passed in response to the Glyndwr Rising, and imposing a curfew on Welshmen in the city.

“However, it is not even clear that this Ordinance ever existed"

Damn it. What am I going to do with all my Welsh enemies I lured to Chester now!?"

Best one today lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Under a local bye-law which has never been repealed, it is legal for a man born within the city walls of York to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow within the city

We have this in Chester but it's a Welshman with a crossbow.

Hate to burst your bubble, but it's no longer true

"A spokesperson for the Law Commission said: “It is illegal to shoot a Welsh or Scottish person regardless of the day, location or choice of weaponry.

“The idea that it may once have been allowed in Chester appears to arise from a reputed City Ordinance of 1403, passed in response to the Glyndwr Rising, and imposing a curfew on Welshmen in the city.

“However, it is not even clear that this Ordinance ever existed"

Damn it. What am I going to do with all my Welsh enemies I lured to Chester now!?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A spacesuit takes at least Two people to put on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"According to Genesis 1:20-22, the chicken came before the egg."
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dinosaur eggs millions of years before chickens existed.Perhaps the bible has a few made up bits. Amen.

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

There were no left handed samurai. All were taught right handed, regardless of natural tendencies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laughter is the best medicine... unless you're diabetic in which case it's probably insulin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There were no left handed samurai. All were taught right handed, regardless of natural tendencies"

I met few left handed women who managed to hold my sword properly

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By *ingdangdoo82Man
over a year ago

sheffield/Derbyshire border

The door at number 10 downing street can only be opened from the inside.

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"The door at number 10 downing street can only be opened from the inside. "

Same as most drug dealer houses..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had he retained his

USA citizenship ,(which he gave up in 2017) Boris Johnson could have run for president after serving his term as prime minister

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By *ingdangdoo82Man
over a year ago

sheffield/Derbyshire border


"The door at number 10 downing street can only be opened from the inside.

Same as most drug dealer houses.. "

And it's used hundreds of times a day too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeremy Corbyn is a vegetarian ...and he takes pictures of manhole covers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polar bears have black skin and tongue

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By *ingdangdoo82Man
over a year ago

sheffield/Derbyshire border


"Polar bears have black skin and tongue "

And their fur isn't white, it's translucent.

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By *hezuMan
over a year ago

London

Multiplying an odd number with itself always results in an odd number

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By *inks_apeyCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Twain stands for technology without an interesting name and nicam is near instantaneous compounded audio multiplex... And why I know those... Dunno!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My random fact is, this thread is almost finished.

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

They say that the mind and imagination are infinite.

But you cant imagine a new colour..

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