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Sentences you never thought you'd hear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What sentence have you heard (or read) lately that you never thought would cross your path?

Today, mine is "How to fuck like a Hufflepuff".

I honestly don't know how to process that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it something you Googled?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was it something you Googled? "

Came up in a YouTube video - I barely know what a hufflepuff is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was it something you Googled?

Came up in a YouTube video - I barely know what a hufflepuff is."

I imagine it's the man version of a blue waffle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know what, I think you might be right actually"

Two guesses which of us posted this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard the word crab bell way to often yesterday

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

...I think I'm actually too full for dessert....

I actually said that on Sunday!!!

....to be fair, I did finish off 2 other Sunday roasts as Well as my own!! Haha

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

England nil Kosavo 1

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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago

Harringay


"Was it something you Googled?

Came up in a YouTube video - I barely know what a hufflepuff is.

I imagine it's the man version of a blue waffle. "

Thought that was a mozzarella stick

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

I was struggling down the stairs of my hotel in Blackpool on Sunday morning, I always pack far too much! And some random guy came up to me and said "hey I know you, you are the one that is always carrying bags", WTF!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in ?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Is it in ? "

Or the dreaded, ‘That’s the wrong hole!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it in ?

Or the dreaded, ‘That’s the wrong hole!’ "

I was staying over at a gf's house years ago and we could hear her parents "getting it on" through the bedroom wall. I say getting it on, what we actually heard was her mother shout "John, that's my belly button man!"

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Is it in ?

Or the dreaded, ‘That’s the wrong hole!’

I was staying over at a gf's house years ago and we could hear her parents "getting it on" through the bedroom wall. I say getting it on, what we actually heard was her mother shout "John, that's my belly button man!" "

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

My Mrs (jools)

"I want you to fuck another woman and send me some pictures"

Me

"Well ok if I must"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today is 18th aniversarry of Twin Towers"..seems only a few years ago.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Not recently, but I never expected to hear.

It was cancer.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Not recently, but I never expected to hear.

It was cancer."

Are you having a round of resurrecting old threads?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After ...... Uncle Mick, you're so silly, and me asking why.

"Because I'm weeing on your foot".

Little girl was bursting for a wee, held her by the arms so she could hover while having a wee.

I'm paranoid thinking it could look bad, walking into bushes with a child, and so was looking everywhere but at her.

She was chuckling so much, and so I asked why. (Facepalm)

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Wasn't H R Hufflepuff a kids program from years ago or am I getting confused again

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

I was d*unk, I wasn't disorderly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman admitting she’s wrong..

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Best one heard in a doctors surgery of all places...woman to toddler...

If you don't finish your cake you can't have any sweets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's your WiFi password

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your attractive for a man in your fifties

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