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175 Things that only a true friend would say.

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

On commenting that i struggle to find second hand CD's of my musical tastes, a mate happened to say ;

"Mushy, mate, no-one buys the music you like the first time around."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B..... O.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No the dress doesn't make your bum look big... you bum IS big!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think our friendship can handle what I'm about to say, "You can be a fookin twat sometimes."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know, its a good job you've got looks!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like stuffed mushrooms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really fancy your wife, can I fuck her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My telly broke so a couple I know were taking me in their car so I coud buy a new one. Sean asked me twice...are you sure it's swithed on? me - "yes! it's broken'

One new telly later, Sean was gonna swop them over for me, before he did he pushed the 'on' switch and the broken telly came on.

Tina says "oh, so what was the problem?"

Sean says "she's an idiot"

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