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By *uciyass OP   Man
over a year ago

sheffield

No not the breakfast cereal, the fart absorbing underwear. I’ve never felt more alive

Anyone else experienced the sweet tones and magical moments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No not the breakfast cereal, the fart absorbing underwear. I’ve never felt more alive

Anyone else experienced the sweet tones and magical moments "

Tell me more please

I might need some of these

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By *uciyass OP   Man
over a year ago

sheffield


"No not the breakfast cereal, the fart absorbing underwear. I’ve never felt more alive

Anyone else experienced the sweet tones and magical moments

Tell me more please

I might need some of these"

Indeed you may

Well may I suggest the flesh toned midi with extra musical tones for you. Not only will you smell like Lenor. You will sound like the three tenors

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By *urning the kinkMan
over a year ago

bristol


"No not the breakfast cereal, the fart absorbing underwear. I’ve never felt more alive

Anyone else experienced the sweet tones and magical moments

Tell me more please

I might need some of these

Indeed you may

Well may I suggest the flesh toned midi with extra musical tones for you. Not only will you smell like Lenor. You will sound like the three tenors "

WTF

SPAT MY TEA OUT

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By *ay4realstr8TV/TS
over a year ago

hoyland

Are they also knitted by nannas??

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Surely no underwear can abate the sheer might of a proud fart?!

They are completely uncontainable.

Indeed, I have campaigned tirelessly for years and entreated scientists the world over that we should harness the power of flatulence for it potentially represents the most powerful force on earth - Even possibly dwarfing nuclear fusion!

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By *uciyass OP   Man
over a year ago

sheffield


"Are they also knitted by nannas?? "

I think they are knitted by Chinese nannas who use their 70 year old pupes in intricate knitting patterns to provide the odour block and which also create musical tones according to the different stitches that they would use

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