FabSwingers.com forum: Umpu Lumpa

By *eam OP Couple
over a year ago

Exeter

would you go on a date with one?

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By *eam OP Couple
over a year ago

Exeter

"would you go on a date with one?

I would just for all the free chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hell yeah!! think of the free candy!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Yeah someone shorter than me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah someone shorter than me

see i prefer my men taller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would too really come in hndy if you bumped into a vicious knid

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Yeah someone shorter than me

see i prefer my men taller"

Sassy at my height, everyone is taller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"would you go on a date with one?

I would just for all the free chocolate

*waves and quickly runs off to find his can of fake tan and spare box ferrero roche*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stupid coloured hair? Fake orange / tangoed skin? Very short?

Sounds like loads of the women around my way .. and I'm not dating them either!

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By *eam OP Couple
over a year ago

Exeter

"would you go on a date with one?

I would just for all the free chocolate

*waves and quickly runs off to find his can of fake tan and spare box ferrero roche*

as he singsOOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO

I'VE GOT A PERFECT PUZZLE FOR YOU

OOMPA LOOMPA, DOOMPADAH DEE

IF YOU ARE WISE YOU'LL LISTEN ME

WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU GUZZLE DOWN SWEETS

EATING AS MUCH AS AN ELEPHANT EATS

WHAT ARE YOU AT GETTING TERRIBLY FAT

WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL COME OF THAT

I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK OF IT

OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DAH

IF YOU'RE NOT GREEDY YOU WILL GO FAR

YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS TOO

LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DO

DOOMPADEE DOO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you can hire umpa lumpa's to go out on the piss with you! me an me mates are gonna see if we can get one to come on holiday with us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dammit, how'd you hear?

*puts down choccies and scans house for sneaky surveillance devices*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stupid coloured hair? Fake orange / tangoed skin? Very short?

Sounds like loads of the women around my way .. and I'm not dating them either! "

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

actually i dont think i could date a guy with green hair and that has pom pom's on his shoes... does that make me shallow???

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By *eam OP Couple
over a year ago

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Northants

At last, a thread about MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

After a night on the beer, I probably have! lol

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By *eam OP Couple
over a year ago

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"actually i dont think i could date a guy with green hair and that has pom pom's on his shoes... does that make me shallow??? "

My daughter dated a guy just like one only no green hair or spray on tan. so we got her a t-shirt saying I ONLY DATE UMPA LUMPA'S she has forgiven me now... and No longer dates him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Stupid coloured hair? Fake orange / tangoed skin? Very short?

Sounds like loads of the women around my way .. and I'm not dating them either! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"actually i dont think i could date a guy with green hair and that has pom pom's on his shoes... does that make me shallow???

My daughter dated a guy just like one only no green hair or spray on tan. so we got her a t-shirt saying I ONLY DATE UMPA LUMPA'S she has forgiven me now... and No longer dates him

so can i borrow the t-shirt and wear it on a night on the town with meat_sauce ??

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By *eam OP Couple
over a year ago

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"actually i dont think i could date a guy with green hair and that has pom pom's on his shoes... does that make me shallow???

My daughter dated a guy just like one only no green hair or spray on tan. so we got her a t-shirt saying I ONLY DATE UMPA LUMPA'S she has forgiven me now... and No longer dates him

so can i borrow the t-shirt and wear it on a night on the town with meat_sauce ??

Already in the post to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DOOMPADEE DOO!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah someone shorter than me

see i prefer my men taller

Sassy at my height, everyone is taller

Thats only recently true...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Ex's granny had an autographed UmpaLoompa record....dunno if she shagged him for it though

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Whats an oompa lumpa?

The only reference I know is a fat person...as I saw it on the profile of a couple of here once which read something like 'no fatties/oopah lumpas..we prefer our partners trim..

Which really makes a woman feel wanted..

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"Yeah someone shorter than me

see i prefer my men taller

Sassy at my height, everyone is taller

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me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have nanosophobia so no bleeding chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats an oompa lumpa?

They help at Willy Wonkas chocolate factory

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"Whats an oompa lumpa?

They help at Willy Wonkas chocolate factory

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and anyone who works at a chocolate factory has to be worth dating

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

"Whats an oompa lumpa?

They help at Willy Wonkas chocolate factory

Kinky! lol

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By *appyTrancerMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Are we talking about Snooki? If so, no thanks, you can keep it.

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