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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So, you've been shrunk down to the size of an ant. You've been set a challenge of running around the waist of the person above, how long will it take you?

It's time for Time Waisters®!!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Clever. And fun! Ooh, about 6.32 seconds I’d say? Mr.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

How fast do ants run?

Small waist not very long.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Can I do a detour around boobs to?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I'm saying around 8 seconds.

Whoever is below me, it'll probably take you at least a year.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I do a detour around boobs to? "

It's Time Waisters® not bug boobers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm saying around 8 seconds.

Whoever is below me, it'll probably take you at least a year. "

We may wish to take a year to savour the delights of the flesh but about 10 secs should do it

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Will a tarANTula suffice? If so, I could tickle their belly button on the way round

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Will a tarANTula suffice? If so, I could tickle their belly button on the way round "

5 seconds that includes the clock.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Depends, do I have to do both of their waists? What are the rules here dammit!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Depends, do I have to do both of their waists? What are the rules here dammit!! "

Who has two waists?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends, do I have to do both of their waists? What are the rules here dammit!! "

itd take an ant a while to go round my waist.. about 30seconds.. I've got two legs and not great at climbing like an ant.

Itd probably take me a few hours.. if I didnt get killed in the process. I hope NSA is nice and stays very still for me.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Depends, do I have to do both of their waists? What are the rules here dammit!!

itd take an ant a while to go round my waist.. about 30seconds.. I've got two legs and not great at climbing like an ant.

Itd probably take me a few hours.. if I didnt get killed in the process. I hope NSA is nice and stays very still for me. "

Oh I think I'd take my time and explore.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Do ants run ?

Are they the first on the path, so marking the terrain for others to follow ?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Do ants run ?

Are they the first on the path, so marking the terrain for others to follow ?

"

I bet it would tickle too.

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I would deviate from the waist just so they got ants in their pants

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Do ants run ?

Are they the first on the path, so marking the terrain for others to follow ?

I bet it would tickle too. "

Depends on the type of ant, you might not feel it all until it reaches a really sensitive part.

A bullet ant however, that you would feel and well the prey best stay still as

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By *ame-room-no-swapCouple
over a year ago

Taunton


"So, you've been shrunk down to the size of an ant. You've been set a challenge of running around the waist of the person above, how long will it take you?

It's time for Time Waisters®!! "

It drives us mad when people fail to use perfectly good herbs.

Bloody thyme wasters

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Do ants run ?

Are they the first on the path, so marking the terrain for others to follow ?

I bet it would tickle too.

Depends on the type of ant, you might not feel it all until it reaches a really sensitive part.

A bullet ant however, that you would feel and well the prey best stay still as

"

Knowing my luck they'd be the biting fire ants. Or something that would kill me by an allergic reaction.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do ants run ?

Are they the first on the path, so marking the terrain for others to follow ?

"

Please stop thinking logically

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do ants run ?

Are they the first on the path, so marking the terrain for others to follow ?

Please stop thinking logically "

Forever. I'd get as far as the crotch region and just stop

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

[Removed by poster at 09/09/19 21:46:21]

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Do ants run ?

Are they the first on the path, so marking the terrain for others to follow ?

Please stop thinking logically

Forever. I'd get as far as the crotch region and just stop

"

I'd go very slowly

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"[Removed by poster at 09/09/19 21:46:21]"

Probably move to other areas

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Do ants run ?

Are they the first on the path, so marking the terrain for others to follow ?

Please stop thinking logically "

Sorry OP just how I’m wired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do ants run ?

Are they the first on the path, so marking the terrain for others to follow ?

Please stop thinking logically "

If we were all Army ants.. we could form an Ant belt and none of us would have to run at all?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Do ants run ?

Are they the first on the path, so marking the terrain for others to follow ?

Please stop thinking logically

If we were all Army ants.. we could form an Ant belt and none of us would have to run at all?"

Very clever.

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