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Bored with my fanny...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I want a winky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a winky "

Swapsie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want a winky

Swapsie? "

Ok

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"I want a winky "

I quite like mine and wouldn't swap him....but you could lend Uncle Bulgaria.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd get bored with it.

It has a mind of it's own and most of fab don't want to see it.

Unless you get a big one of course..

Oh and you'd have to learn to message women on fab one handed whilst you "take care of business"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Until you catch it in a zip

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I want to do helicopters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to do helicopters "
takes years of dedication to master

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want to do helicopters takes years of dedication to master"

You do a good one

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I want to do helicopters "

I want to smack ya lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the first thing you would try x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Until you catch it in a zip "

I did this at the weekend. Luckily it was the bottom of the shaft, even if I didnt feel lucky at the time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want to do helicopters

I want to smack ya lips "

With your winky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a winky "

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I’d swap with you but I reckon you’d give it a right old bashing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want a winky

"

Winky winky Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That the first thing you would try x"

I’d measure it first with a sky remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What then x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a winky

Winky winky Jim"
do you promise to give it back after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a winky "

Who’s going to volunteer to lend theirs out on a trail period ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d swap with you but I reckon you’d give it a right old bashing "

I’d look after it and keep it warm

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By *ondonerMan
over a year ago

London / Essex borders

Unless you weren't so confident, then it'd be a can of Lynx (Africa for retro points)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That the first thing you would try x

I’d measure it first with a sky remote "

I’d use one of those mahoosive toblerones coz I’d have a humongous one

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By *atandjayCouple
over a year ago

Brighton


"I want a winky "

I have a strap on you can try

It’s amazing fucking a guy using it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That the first thing you would try x

I’d measure it first with a sky remote

I’d use one of those mahoosive toblerones coz I’d have a humongous one "

I’d have one of those mini ones you buy at crimbo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want a winky

Winky winky Jimdo you promise to give it back after "

I can’t promise anything, if I like I’m keeping it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't do it, they turn you into irrational horn monsters that will do almost anything to get wet. They drain the blood from the brain, causing temporary insanity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't do it, they turn you into irrational horn monsters that will do almost anything to get wet. They drain the blood from the brain, causing temporary insanity. "

Have you already tried it lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't do it, they turn you into irrational horn monsters that will do almost anything to get wet. They drain the blood from the brain, causing temporary insanity. "

You’ve tried it already? Haven’t you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a winky "

Have you finished the painting yet?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want a winky

Have you finished the painting yet?! "

One room left, I’ll do it with my new winky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a winky

Winky winky Jimdo you promise to give it back after

I can’t promise anything, if I like I’m keeping it "
its a chance I'll have to take you picking it up or shall I post it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't do it, they turn you into irrational horn monsters that will do almost anything to get wet. They drain the blood from the brain, causing temporary insanity.

You’ve tried it already? Haven’t you "

Tried one on for size, I was almost certifiable with 24hrs. It's bad for you, I promise.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Vajazzles it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That the first thing you would try x

I’d measure it first with a sky remote "

If you have mine, it would only lead to disappointment if you use a remote. A can for length is more what you would be after

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want a winky

Winky winky Jimdo you promise to give it back after

I can’t promise anything, if I like I’m keeping it its a chance I'll have to take you picking it up or shall I post it "

Express delivery please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to do helicopters takes years of dedication to master"

I'm imagining you saying that like the Krull guy from Capt. Marvel as he describes his shape changing ability. *With a certain smugness and pride* Tis true.. Wait till you see "the Chinook".

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want to do helicopters takes years of dedication to master

I'm imagining you saying that like the Krull guy from Capt. Marvel as he describes his shape changing ability. *With a certain smugness and pride* Tis true.. Wait till you see "the Chinook". "

You’ll be impressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a winky

Winky winky Jimdo you promise to give it back after

I can’t promise anything, if I like I’m keeping it its a chance I'll have to take you picking it up or shall I post it

Express delivery please "
on it's way gorgeous x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like one for 24 hours but I like my fanny really

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Be careful what you wish for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to do helicopters takes years of dedication to master

I'm imagining you saying that like the Krull guy from Capt. Marvel as he describes his shape changing ability. *With a certain smugness and pride* Tis true.. Wait till you see "the Chinook".

You’ll be impressed "

Anyone would be.. it's when you get 'the balls' going at a counter rotation to 'the shaft' creating the infamous "whacka whacka" noise the helicopters are famous for..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to do helicopters takes years of dedication to master

I'm imagining you saying that like the Krull guy from Capt. Marvel as he describes his shape changing ability. *With a certain smugness and pride* Tis true.. Wait till you see "the Chinook". "

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